Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I find ethnic jokes of any kind in very poor taste. And highly inappropriate for a site like this.

I am playing around with a subject for an upcoming video.

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

You can't have a "personal relationship" with imaginary entities, unless you have schizophrenia, or have dropped some pretty good acid! But if you could, I imagine it would be like getting repeatedly sodomized/lobotimized by the Demons of your own creation!

At what point, if any, does a human being quit having the right to live?

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

At the point they become a threat to the continued existence of their fellow human beings!

More Americans have died, this year, because of guns than there were Americans killed on D-Day.

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Practice good gun control! Don't hold the gun sideways!

I have never seen one like this before, have you? 😊

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

They were replaced over time, because it was too easy for people to reach in that door under the knobs, and pull down whatever they wanted. I worked in a factory once, that had a machine like that. Well, the boys got so pissed off, at being ripped off by the machine, that we all took to ripping the machine off, in retaliation! Ahh, the good ol' days! They don't make em like that anymore!

They're selling post cards of the hanging... [youtube.com]

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Great album!

Who else remembers?

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

Drive-ins were where we learned about sex. Unfortunately, they gave us bad backs in later years!

I remember going here as a little kid.

davknight comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I don't remember the dinosaur theme park. But I do remember the irish Hills 'Mystery Spot', where there was a lodestone in the ground, that played tricks with gravity.

Still snarling after 40,000 years, a giant Pleistocene wolf discovered in Yakutia

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I'm waiting for someone to find a Neanderthal interred under permafrost!

TRUMP'S EUROPE VISIT Donald J Trump and the White House claimed that the family paid for other ...

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Actually, there is a special fund for POTUSes to dip into. No one knows how much is in it, how much goes into it each year, or which administration started it. And it's never audited. The fund is administered by the head of the White House Military Office (who is usually just a senior NCO from one of the services). Back in the '80s, I read a book by a former Marine Segeant-Major, who administered the fund from the Johnson administration, through the Carter administration. Amongst the purchases made by the Presidents he served were: the remodeling of LBJ's Texas ranch house, the construction of helicopter landing pads at two of Nixon's homes, and the remodeling of Jimmy Carter's mom's house, as an 'historical site'. Carter's mom was supposed to have said: "Take it while ya can, Jimmy!" To which, Carter replied: "I will momma! I will!". It would be interesting to find out what Trump has been using it for?

Its happening. Now all I need is about £10k to make this house liveable and I'll be sorted ;)

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Welcome home!

The Irish Pub Trump’s sons drank in stiffed the bar.

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Like father, like sons!

People Who Read A Lot of Books Are Way Nicer, Kinder and Empathetic

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

I spent two years at a community college, and six at a university, as a 'non-traditional student'. On my last day at the community college, a new kid came up to me, and asked if I had any advice. I thought about it a moment. Then I told him "Yes! Don't read books! They're bad for your eyes!"

People Who Read A Lot of Books Are Way Nicer, Kinder and Empathetic

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

We also are near-sighted as heck!

Remember the Pop Shoppe? 😊

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

We had something like that in Detroit. But I think it was called 'Town Club'.

More Americans have died, this year, because of guns than there were Americans killed on D-Day.

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Overturn ALL gun laws, World-wide!

More Americans have died, this year, because of guns than there were Americans killed on D-Day.

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

America needs MORE guns! The military must return all surplus weapons stocks! We paid for them! We built them! They belong to us!

You were warned...

davknight comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Wow! looks like a party I was at, back in '72!

Excessive use of the word fuck.

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

'Fucking', or 'Fokken' in old Anglo-Saxon, literally meant 'the banging of two objects together', and was their slang term for sexual intercourse (Gee. We wonder how they associated that with banging?). Come the Norman Conquest of 1066, the Normans wanted them to say 'coitus'. But the Anglo-Saxons would have none of it. The Normans wanted them to say 'merde', rather than 'shytte'. And they wanted them to stop drinking whiskey, beer, and gin--and instead, take up drinking fermented grape juice. But the Anglo-Saxons would have none of their bloody fokken shytte, and soon had the Normans drinking whiskey, beer, and gin, thus Anglo-Saxonizing the Normans (who also took to saying 'shytte',and 'fuck'). But for some reason, the Church continued to frown on the use of Anglo-Saxon slang words.And the idea that they are inherently 'bad' continues a thousand years later!

More Americans have died, this year, because of guns than there were Americans killed on D-Day.

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

We need more equitable distribution of firearms. Currently, less than 25% of U.S. households have firearms in them.That's pathetic. And it points to gun hoarding by the Rich! We need to abolish all gun laws, and distribute arms and ammunition to anybody that wants them! An armed society is a polite society! And political power grows out the barrel of a gun! Those police and politicians are less uppity, when confronted with an armed populace! In fact, I call for the abolition of all gun laws, Worldwide! There is absolutely no reason for police, politicians, and Rich people to be better-armed than the rest of Humanity (That oughta get you anti-gunners started!).

The oleanders are a bit thin because of the lack of water this winter and spring.

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Purty, purty!

[yahoo.

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Yes, there are lots of jobs out there, if you want a career in fast food. But Capitalism works in a cycle--Expansion, Inflation, Recession, Depression, Recovery. Trumpy's tariffs will rapidly bring on the Inflationary phase. Then, it's a downhill slide to the inevitable!

Do you support Trump?

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

I support the Congress starting Impalement proceedings, immediately!

For former Christians (or current): What were/are the minimal requirements for salvation?

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Celery! Celery is rich in Vitamin D, which acts as a stimulant on one's salivary glands! Just put celery in everything you cook! The food will be mouth-watering, and you'll celevate like crazy!

Here is my lovely hometown... bergamo arttown

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Bellissima!

Mad Magazine cover 1957😊

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

MAD magazine had a profound influence on underground artist Bob Crumb. Both had a profound influence on my devious mind!

More Americans have died, this year, because of guns than there were Americans killed on D-Day.

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Motor vehicle accidents killed 40,000 people in 2018. Make sure you ban all the automobiles too!

Food stamps 2020: SNAP benefits helped the US economy during the Great Recession - Vox

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

The Food Stamp program was set up so that for every dollar spent, the retailer got TWO dollars. So of course, it helps the economy. Safeway, Krogers, and Walmart would scream bloody murder if it was ever ended. The food giants make a fortune off it. The bad thing is, it is inadequate for the needs of the elderly. If you have any sort of social secirity coming in, the maximum benefit rate is $25 per month. No wonder I see so many elderly folks around here dumpster-diving!

Where is this in the US?

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

With the forest floor covered in ferns, I would also guess the Olympic rain forest up in 'WARSHinton'!

i havent been on this site in a while in your opinion what is the best quality a person could have?

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Perseverance!

Here we go again.. Goodbye Dr. John!!! 01-20-41 - 06-06-2019 [youtube.com]

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

'Babylon', and 'Gris-Gris' are my favorite Dr John albums.His autobiography, published back in the earl 90s makes for a fascinating read.Tragic loss of a a great talent!

More Americans have died, this year, because of guns than there were Americans killed on D-Day.

davknight comments on Jun 7, 2019:

And if those Americans didn't have any guns, way more than 1,500 of them would have been killed!

Whenever I argue with my Muslim friends, they always say that I have never been a real Muslim and I ...

davknight comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I take the Vulcan anthropologist approach, and always strive to learn/know more about Humanity than it knows about itself.

I'd do a QP!

davknight comments on Jun 6, 2019:

The night sky reflecting off a lake is especially fascinating, when under the influence of some good acid!

I had an experience this weekend that made me consider that there may be a God and he must hate me.

davknight comments on Jun 6, 2019:

I haven't experienced food poisoning since fifteen years ago, when I stopped eating fast food.The only exception was about eleven years ago, when I got strychnine poisoning from eating some under-cooked red beans, in my red beans n rice. But that was my fault! Always make sure your red beans are thoroughly cooked!

Today I am thankful for the churches.

davknight comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Christmas, and disasters, are the only redeeming features of Christinsanity. Those are the only times of the year that they are decent to others!

A national threat assessment program would most likely not have caught the shooter before his ...

davknight comments on Jun 6, 2019:

"National Threat Assessment Program" is another name for Gestapo Files.

My ancient TV finally blew its last bulb! I know.

davknight comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Rummage stores are a good place to scout.

The rabbits had a visitor yesterday.

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

Is that in North Carolina I didn't know pythons had slunk that far north!

Happy Hippy Wednesday.

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I love to wallow through civilization's junk! If I lived nearby, I'd be in attendance!

My Mona Lisa

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I met that chick in Memorial Park once!

It was the 70's ✌❤

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

The most fun-filled years ever!

Do you believe aliens created the human species, or had a hand in its evolutionary development?

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I don't know! All babies look suspiciously like space aliens to me!

God is a young white dude who looks like he plays the acoustic guitar, according to a study of more ...

davknight comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I think I saw him once, standing on a street corner, with one of those "Will work for food" signs!

Donald Trump arrived in London yesterday and we gave him the reception he deserved.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Trump only travels by jet, and by helicopter. He knows if he traveled by motorcade, he'd get pelted with rocks, bottles, and dead cats!

He must think he looks slimmer/better with his tuxedo tailored like that... I don't think so!

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Donnie Don--The Poor Little Rich Con--in his shrunken suit that looks like they left it in the dryer too long! (This is what Richie Rich, the Poor Little Rich Boy, would look like at 72!).

Trump supporters explained - Dunning-Kruger Effect

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Aka. 'Cognitive-Dissonance'--refusal to accept reality, when it conflicts with one's personal belief system.

Good article on why we're not meant to be vegan, and why it's dangerous for children: ...

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The frog eats the bug. The snake eats the frog. The hog eats the snake. N we eat the hog. Until the dinosaurs return, or barring an invasion by lions, tigers, n polar bears, that's the way it is! I will remain comfortably omnivorous, the way I was evolved to be!

Not sure how accurate this list is, I honestly haven’t checked into it yet.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I never realized that Goodwill was just a massive thrift store racket! They won't be getting any donations from me!

"The TAPS Act has all the earmarks of a paranoid police state that considers everyone a potential ...

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

The New American Police State just keeps on growing!

What type of ship should Trump have named after him?

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I've thought about that. I think it would be either a harbor tugboat, or a garbage scow!

This would have been my husband Peter’s 72nd Birthday.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

That song reminds me of a puppy-love affair of my youth. So sad. Furry hugs from afar!

Lucky I didn't poke my eyes out with this game.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Wasn't there some sort of children's rhyme associated with them? "Five-six- pickup stix"?

Half of Americans Are Effectively Poor Now. What The?

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

Trickle Down is when rich folks get weak kidneys, and pee on the rest of the population! But then, Trump LOVES pee!

How America could become a dictatorship in 10 years | Jared diamond [bigthink.com]

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

One of the reasons behind the Right to Bear Arms!

[alternet.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

His tariffs are certainly speeding up the inflation, followed by recession, parts of the capitalist cycle.

Kushner was pressed on whether Trump’s birtherism was racist.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

His daddy-in-law got him a swell job. He aint sayin nothin!

Where were you when.

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I was in the third grade. A teacher from an adjacent classroon came into ours, crying. She whispered somthing into our teacher's ear; and our teacher then told us the news. School was closed for the rest of the day. This, still being the Cold War era, caused me to scan the skies for Russky paratroopers, and Russky bombers, all the way home. We had a 'fort' in a nearby patch of woods. So me and another kid spent the rest of the afternoon stockpiling it with bbs for our bb guns, and with whatever canned food we could sneak from the kitchen cupboards.No Russky invasion occurred, and we spent the next several days glued to the television. I was even watching when "Little Sparky" from Chi, whacked Lee Oswald.

Does anyone know if Virginia is working on any legislature to legalize marijuana?

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

I don't know why not! My ancestors settled there in 1638, and hemp was a major cash crop for them throughout the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries!

How to write holy texts 4 simple rules

davknight comments on Jun 4, 2019:

It helps if you can insert a little King James English in there too! (e.g., thou, thee, etc.)

Kentucky Noah's Ark attraction sues over flood damage

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I wonder how far Noah would've got, had he tried to sue God for 'flood damage'?

My daughter has been visiting me from Kentucky, driving me to go hiking at the Rio Grande, and ...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We call them "Florida Eagles" down here. But you're right. If they see you on a constant basis, they behave like you're just one of the flock!

Back in the daze when I was a booking agent and band manager I used to tell my bands never do ...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

I always liked both versions! But 'Electric Ladyland' was one of the best albums ever!

Trump says the 20-foot-tall angry-baby blimp flying in London makes him feel 'unwelcome'

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Awwwwwww! Trumpy: "How come nobody wubbs me?"

Please someone come and get your stupid president and take him back?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Didn't he look just like Idi Amin, when he was reviewing the Grenadier Guards? How can they keep a straight face when being "reviewed" by such a flattulent, ignorant moron?

China is an existential threat to the free world.

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

It is comical how, back in 1949, Westerners said that China was destined to become a failed state!

It’s un-British to roll out the red carpet for Donald Trump | Sadiq Khan | US news | The Guardian

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Will he get to stay in the Idi Amin room in Buckingham Palace?

Please someone come and get your stupid president and take him back?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

It was both comical, and fitting, when the Guards band struck up the US Air Force anthem: "Off We Go, Into The Wild Blue Yonder".Trump's head is certainly filled with a lot of empty air space! And you never know what Orange Dumbo is going to say next!

Ya'll all gonna burn in Hell! 😁just kidding! There is no hell! Faeries are real though!...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

And don't forget the wee folk who live under the rocks on Mars!

Art imitates life.

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

MAD magazine, and Bob Crumb are responsible for my mindset!

Please someone come and get your stupid president and take him back?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We don't want him back! But you could crate him up, and ship him to a zoo somewhere, that is desperately wanting an orange hippopotamus!

All White People are the Same: : : Sargon's comments about how the unlimited immigration into the UK...

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

With the dawning of genetic engineering, Modern Humans will probably be replaced by 'Super' Humans, of whatever height, race, or intellectual level their parents desire.

The artwork of R. Crumb - who else had this album?

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

Bob Crumb art work was always better under the influence of weed, and some good mescaline!

Hi guys! I haven't been around much lately and wanted update you.

davknight comments on Jun 3, 2019:

We're glad you're okay!

Found- Fossilized School of Fish [pbs.org]

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

A thousand years from now, archaeologists from another planet will find the fossilized remains of Humans, in a big hurry to go nowhere!

Why are there hardly any young people on this app?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

With age, comes wisdom.

Remember seeing these on a bathroom wall, we never had them, did you?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Nope. But I did used to decorate my bookcases, and even my bathroom with little plastic dinosaurs. I bought a bunch of stuff at an auction once, and in one of the boxes were dozens of toy dinosaurs. So instead of putting them in my flea-market display, I decided to keep them to decorate my house with!

I lament for the decent people in the USA having to put up with this Bovine Excrement. [patheos.com]

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Federal judgeships are ongoing bovine excretions, shat out by whichever political party is in power.

Goodbye May and Hello June 😊

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Somehow, this time of year always reminds me of getting out of school for the summer!

Trump’s Biker Friends Just Threatened "Arrogant Little Bitch Pelosi" If She Tries To Go For ...

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Most bikers tend to be apolitical. They are more interested in drinking beer, shooting pool, Harleys, smoking dope, and sex. The majority of them probably don't even vote! So I wouldn't worry too much about them Yes. Trump has many loudmouthed followers, who like to make threats. But when Trump goes down in ruins, the big mouths will fade into the background, drinking cheap beer, and belching!

Should Marriage Still Involve Changing a Woman's Name?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Keeping one's maiden name could make things confusing for descendants doing geneological research at a future point in time. But so far as I'm concerned, one should be able to go by any name they wish--be it "Rumplestiltskin", "Lollapoluzza",or "Santa Claus"! In fact, I'd like to see ID laws abolished. Merely asking to see one's "ID" is an invasion of privacy. Prior to mandatory social security cards in the early 1930s, Americans could, in fact, go by any alias they wished.

Contact High Level 100 : funny

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

2,500 years ago, the Scythians used to burn swatches of pot in tents. Then, they'd go in and snort the stuff. The Greek historian, Herodotus, thought they were taking some kind of steam-bath!

Are we living in a cocaine era?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Believe it or not, seventeenth-century Spain (and Potugal), had a major drug problem, with soldiers and sailors coming back from the New World, addicted to chewing coca leaves, or wanting to laze about in alley-ways, smoking marijuana.

Rain bomb. Look at that! How does that happen?

davknight comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Looks like an incontinent flock of crows, to me!

Britons eagerly begin stockpiling bottles of piss in preparation for Donald Trump state visit ...

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

ROTTEN AVOCADOS are even better! There is nothing grosser or nastier than rotten avocados!

Trump's goons are now trying to go after the people who discovered his corruption

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I can just picture a bunch of Orcs, and Cave Trolls, in red MAGA hats!

Love that dress! [youtube.com]

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Yup! The way girls USED to look! Back before they started sporting merchant seaman's tattoos, and whale tails! Ah, the good old days!

If there was one thing that should make anyone doubt God exists it would be Televangelists.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

And if there was a God, these guys would get turned into pillars of salt!

Can you be atheist and agnostic?

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Only if you're bi-polar!

I keep seeing a new trend - people who arrive here believing in archangels versus a god of any ...

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Nope! I haven't encountered that denomination of wingbat yet!

Stephen Colbert doing Trump is damned good- and also very funny! But then we have, 'Trump doing ...

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I like to imagine him in Rykers Island!

Trump is going to England.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I hope he gets pelted with rotten avocados!

First Kiss?

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

When I was in second grade, we boys thought girls were silly, and obnoxious. And we'd never dream of letting one slobber on us, for fear of catching 'cooties'. That would change, however, as we grew into adolescence.

Never at my parent's house but always at my grandmother's.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

Yes! They had a certain 'seasoned' creak to them, that modern storm doors don't have!

What's your favorite song from childhood?

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

The theme music from the old Peanuts cartoon shows.

This is how you do it.

davknight comments on May 31, 2019:

I once dated a woman who invited me over for dinner one evening. The main course was 'spinach lasagna'. (She had gotten the recipe out of 'Womans Day'). Anyhow, I can't stand spinach. But fortune intervened. A girlfriend of hers called, and she had to leave the dining room to jabberwocky with her friend. Meanwhile, her little cockapoo stood at my feet, looking up pleadingly at me. I got an idea. I set my plate down next to her dog; and he lapped the plate clean, in two wags of a puppy dog's tail. When his mistress returned, she saw that my plate was clean, and offered me another helping. To which I replied, "That was delicious! But if I eat another helping, my stomach will burst!"

We don't hear too much from Anonymous these days.

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

They grew up, and were forced to leave their parents' basements!

I'm interested in getting opinions on the places in which you live. Do you love it or hate it?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

I've thought about that. I live in Florida, but spent 20 years in Colorado. My fantasy paradise would be Colorado with Florida weather. Or Florida with the Rocky Mountains running down its length!

“I voted for trump based on my moral values”.

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Are you saying twelve-year olds should not be entrusted with large sums of money?

Remember having this in a car?

davknight comments on May 30, 2019:

Uncouth passengers also used them as depositories for gross stuff, like kleenex, and bubblegum! And cops like to search them for roaches!