Karen wants to see the DNC manager, she does not like the Walz choice.

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

Tough shit!

Cigarette smoking and dating

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

I used to think that smoking was a deal breaker for me, but it is still a high hurtle. It is only one of multiple traits, habits and idiosyncrasies that make up a person. I have never been a smoker and avoided dating smokers, but I've discovered that depending on the level of compromise you are willing to make is how big of a deal it is.

So today in the news I learned that JD Couchfucker is trying to smear Walz's service record saying ...

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

Musk is going to lose this suit. The industry created the vetting group to warn advertisers if certain ad buys could harm their brand. The vetting group only issues advisories. Musk told them to go fuck themselves when they left or threatened to leave unless he changed his ways. He took Xitter even more nazi, self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. This is the same guy that pissed off the very demographic that buys most of his cars. Born on third base and convinced people he hit a triple.

Second day back to work and I'm exhausted! 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

LOL

Who wants some pizza??

glennlab comments on Aug 8, 2024:

good ones.

I had all of these kits - except for The Wolfman...

glennlab comments on Aug 7, 2024:

I put them all together...poorly.

Time to put them to work, folks.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2024:

To be honest of the five, I don't think there was a bad choice. I'm happy and going to work to get this ticket elected.

Where you put the periods makes a difference.

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Some good ones there.

RFK Jr Admits Planting Dead Bear Cub in Central Park Well, just when you thought anything about ...

glennlab comments on Aug 6, 2024:

Did you see the Daily show's take on it. It comes about halfway through the clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkrkP8Emf0Q

They call me "Whitehead". LOL

glennlab comments on Aug 5, 2024:

Excellent!

Memes: Trump success edition.....

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I had to think for a second. lol

Found these today! 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

And he's preggers.

Found some more! Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

Looks like he wants to reinstitute Henry VIII's gentlemen of the privy to attend to his needs.

Yeah, he really said it. Every time I say he can't get any dumber, away he goes.

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I think he has mad cow disease.

A recent mailbox experience out by my road had me face to face with a canvaser for our upcoming ...

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

We always encourage our block walkers to read what they are handing out, but they are volunteers, the fact that she didn't shows her level of commitment., but still funny.

Happy Sunday Morning!!! Hope everyone has a wonderful day!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

From the never again collection, What is Cisco?

Your newest, greatest kitchen appliance...LOL

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I like my fresh fruit with a crust and whipped cream.

Meat Loaf. - Heaven Can Wait, live in Rotterdam, Netherlands in 1994… [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I didn't discover Meatloaf or Leonard Cohen until the 90s, but I have enjoyed them since then.

She's looking for the idea white guy! I hope she chooses wisely. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Aug 4, 2024:

I just hope she's looking for the best person

What do you think of my new trailer...

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

How's it do on hills? with a head wind?

Hell-0 people reading my post here.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

Welcome

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

@hippiechick58 is going to love these

They found it! The source of the first predatory lenders.

glennlab comments on Aug 3, 2024:

Only bad thing about articles like this,is I spend another 15 minutes reading the other articles. Good find.

These guys would like to bugger the Tangerine Turd ... I didn't know he was into that sort of thing.

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2024:

I guess they like fat asses.

When is this madness going to end? Lol!!!

glennlab comments on Aug 2, 2024:

Nov 5th.

Loser McLoserface, Trump paid 20 grand to have fake union members at a "pro union rally" ...

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Looks like he forgot to get them to sign an NDA,

I'm the previous old release, stable but a just a little bit obsolete. LOL

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

good set

Don't judge those old men by wht they look like now, many have paid their dues.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

My old work vehicle, 6 gatling guns and a 105 howitzer were the tools, and a couple of seconds of ammunition.

So many single people out there stop wondering why.

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

But I need to do something with my hands lol

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

one more

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

Well a few more

Sometimes I worry about the direction the human race is going....

glennlab comments on Aug 1, 2024:

I got nothin'

I say we start a gofundme account for this guy…

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2024:

Chop his dick off, don't want to take a chance of it breaking.

From Facebook My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2024:

I actually lol ed. good ones.

Go figure...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2024:

both cute

In your face holy rollers! Substitute the coffee there for some Vodka or Red Cat for me please...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2024:

and a little coffee

In your face holy rollers! Substitute the coffee there for some Vodka or Red Cat for me please...

glennlab comments on Jul 30, 2024:

Food can be fun.

I heard that is against the law to name a a candidate w/o a primary.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2024:

I joined just to answer this question, then I'll leave. There is no requirement for any party to hold a primary. Each party sets their own rules. Each state sets its own rules for ballot access. The states have a "drop dead date" the date after which no changes can be made to ballot submissions, normally 60 days prior to the election. Each party that has ballot access submits, the names of their candidates and electors to the Secretary of State or their equivalent prior to the drop dead date. Parties without ballot access must normally submit a fee and a petition as required by state law to be included on the ballot. They typically have an earlier drop dead date since the signatures have to be verified. So far no candidates have been certified to the states, though Trump/Vance has been selected by the GOP. The DNC will hold a called convention to meet the drop dead date for Ohio. The Libertarian Party selected Oliver/Maat with ballot access in 37 states. Primaries are a modern vehicle for nomination, previously the caucus system was used almost exclusively. The rules can change every two years by congress, state legislatures, and the parties.

Got a laugh out of the following story.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2024:

Put whatever emoji you want, there are so many that you can use.

I confirmed Donny said this.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2024:

He's such a forward thinker lol

I confirmed Donny said this.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2024:

He doesn't have the highest morals.

I don't believe him....

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2024:

He's right, he didn't say it, he sang it.

Better yet please excuse him from the entire election…

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2024:

This time he didn't even have to buy the X-rays.

Hi all.

glennlab comments on Jul 29, 2024:

If something is clearly either marked as satire or fiction, I have no problem with it. It is when it tries to pretend to be factual that it crosses the line. Context makes all the difference.

Speaking strictly for myself, the opening ceremony of the Olympics did not insult me.

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2024:

I just stumbled over this.

I just made a post in academic and got a FUTURE tag at the bottom stating "This post will go live in...

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Your link doesn't work for me so they may not post it until later. They have been doing some site work.

Just a few I found today!

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Vance when you just need to fill a spot on your ticket

Just a few I found today!

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2024:

JD Vance the new Sarah Palin

Oh well, he tried...

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2024:

Bad bee suit.

Speaking strictly for myself, the opening ceremony of the Olympics did not insult me.

glennlab comments on Jul 28, 2024:

I saw nothing offensive and believe it was a reference to Baccus, the Greek god of wine and debauchery /fertility. Davinci painting was not historically accurate, so even if it was satire, it deserved it.

Trump tells supporters they won’t have to vote in the future: ‘It’ll be fixed!’: ...

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Most sane people would not cheer having their voting rights being removed, but they are MAGA.

Hey there, hi… [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

HI!!

The magats making comedy everyday!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

I guess we have found out how the U-tube generation's past is going to come back to haunt them. Look out Tik Tokers nothing ever disappears from the internet and your days are coming.

Good Morning!!! Hope everyone is having a good day!!!

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

It's really bad when your fake name has worse warrants than your real name.

Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before.

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Based on the time stamp, it looks like this post came too early, too.

Yup. That’s pretty much how it goes.

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

You give in easy. also.

Food for thought...

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Yes.

AC/DC - Highway To Hell…live at River Plate, 2009… [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jul 27, 2024:

Song will always remind me of little nickie. Some movies and songs just gel.

Is this true?

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2024:

None of these things make any difference. Plenty of change their names, Using an exaggerated childhood to buff up your resume for politics happens all the time, changing your name when you get married, well normally that's just a woman thing, but wtf. I am more concerned with his record as a Senator, businessman, and non-profit leader all of which are not too good.

Gonna have to pay the junkman to haul that stuff away.

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Great businessman that only went bankrupt six or seven times. Miss Lidnsey and her cats.

Friday Special Squint eyes to see Marilyn Monroe

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2024:

too much work when you can just google

A red-neck was kept awake every night by his neighbors dog, eventually he snapped and told his wife ...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Shopping today.

A red-neck was kept awake every night by his neighbors dog, eventually he snapped and told his wife ...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Redneck car opening.

A red-neck was kept awake every night by his neighbors dog, eventually he snapped and told his wife ...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2024:

latest development in handicap ramps.

A red-neck was kept awake every night by his neighbors dog, eventually he snapped and told his wife ...

glennlab comments on Jul 26, 2024:

Gotta love redneck engineering,

Good doggie!

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

I wonder if it will keep him from licking himself.

White House condemns protesters for burning American flags in DC -- The Hill

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

Burning the American flag has long been protected speech, but 1. you must own the flag or have permission of its owner 2. It must be done in a safe manner. It doesn't look as if these people did either of those. There are no need for additional laws, felony theft along with arson laws should be enough. Removal of the flag and replacement can also be prosecuted under malicious mischief and theft statutes. One of the first rules of protesting is to bring your own stuff.

Everyone knows

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

Love the maxi pad ear, I still want to see the REAL medical report.

That alphabet is for the birds..

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

Good ones

Stop that right now, mister!

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

On point.

I have some serious doubts about the orange idiots VP

glennlab comments on Jul 25, 2024:

I think it is great that they nominated Vance. He is probably the most unlikeable person other than donnie Jr. that he could have chosen. He has more baggage than a 747.

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 9

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 8

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 7

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 6

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 5

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 4

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 3

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 2

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

meme alert 1

Of all the memes in all the world you walk into mine!

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

You posted this while I was on the road

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Not god

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Four years ago,never forget.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

*Sure* He's god's choice

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

argument lost

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Toxic god

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Stone god.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Huh?

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

No argument

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Yep

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Just say no, lol

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

How fucked up

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

calling it what it is.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

false attributes.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Trust in god, lol.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

God's plan.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

nuff said.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

Another striking question.

it says here that god created man in his own image, does that mean god had a foreskin?

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

gods' evolution

Well, I've reached the dizzy height of level 4.

glennlab comments on Jul 24, 2024:

head over to just for laughs for more