The best laid plans of mice and men?

KateOahu comments on May 6, 2024:

Maybe it was intentional. I think it is possible for Christians to have a sense of humor.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

or a sense of irony

Judge warns Donald Trump of jail time after he breaches gag order for tenth time in hush money ...

Buttercup comments on May 6, 2024:

Playing chicken, the judge will probably send him to the cell in the courthouse for an hour or two. I'm sure he'll start small but he has the authority to give him 30 days in Rikers. Crybaby Trump couldn't take that.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

@anglophone It's a tactic they use in mob trials where the defendant is trying to delay or cause a mistrial, I hope they use it on tfg.

Trump Media’s accounting firm charged with ‘massive fraud’ [cnn.com]?

silverotter11 comments on May 6, 2024:

I saw this story a couple of days ago and it is finally being more mainstream - do not tell me the press is interested in an informed public. Or maybe there is just TOO much going on. Ya know how we got here? A failure to prosecute and hold accountable people with the big bucks and those in high ...

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

@silverotter11 Mine too, but I'm a news junkie, an accounting major, econ minor and tend to look for the underlying story.

Judge warns Donald Trump of jail time after he breaches gag order for tenth time in hush money ...

Buttercup comments on May 6, 2024:

Playing chicken, the judge will probably send him to the cell in the courthouse for an hour or two. I'm sure he'll start small but he has the authority to give him 30 days in Rikers. Crybaby Trump couldn't take that.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

What he can do is hold the sentence until the jury begins deliberations, then require him to start serving the sentence on each charge regardless of the outcome of the trial. That way the trial is not delayed, tfg does time, the jury is not prejudiced, everybody is happy except tfg.

Trump Media’s accounting firm charged with ‘massive fraud’ [cnn.com]?

silverotter11 comments on May 6, 2024:

I saw this story a couple of days ago and it is finally being more mainstream - do not tell me the press is interested in an informed public. Or maybe there is just TOO much going on. Ya know how we got here? A failure to prosecute and hold accountable people with the big bucks and those in high ...

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

Part of the problem was the story broke on a Friday, it was a highly technical story that normally would have only interested the banking sector of the financial sector. So a subset of a subset. It wasn't until the business people got back and explained to the other editors the significance of the story that it grew legs.

A perfect picture

glennlab comments on May 6, 2024:

lil donnie needs a diaper change, hope they have a changing room at Sing Sing.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

@Betty Everything in prisons is either concrete or steel, so no problem.

Frankly I would love to see it happen.

Appleriver comments on May 6, 2024:

I’d break open a bottle of champagne, do a Snoopy dance a toss confetti all over.

glennlab replies on May 6, 2024:

Best I could find https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvk1xSPtonE

Think I'm going to watch the Bon Jovi Documentary, he was soooo hot in the 80's and still is, don't ...

backtobasics comments on May 5, 2024:

Also coke from a bottle doesn't make your mouth numb.

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

and costs less.

Always happens when you have just one more thing to get, and then there's a blockade surrounding ...

backtobasics comments on May 5, 2024:

sneak up and crop dust them. that should clear the aisle.

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

or foghorn them and hope they clear out.

You can guess who!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 5, 2024:

Poor shark is gonna starve....

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

@Betty As long as something gets him

I hope it happens soon!

backtobasics comments on May 5, 2024:

He looks too good, needs more orange.

glennlab replies on May 5, 2024:

and a bigger box.

What to do?

glennlab comments on May 3, 2024:

It depends on your zone, they can be extremely invasive, the biggest problem is the huge amount of seeds they put out. Check with your local ag service to see what they recommend. I have had them off an on for the last 50 years, the biggest problem is the amount of seedlings in the grass, but they...

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

@Jolanta During bloomimg season, I just mow about once a week to mulch the flowers into the ground, no sense in letting them mat up on the grass or if it's wet letting them start to rot. They are very low maintenance otherwise.

United Methodist Church Repeals Ban On LGBTQ Clergy – Mother Jones

Aaron70 comments on May 4, 2024:

Religion has always evolved to meet current societal norms. Christianity in this country alone, is extremely different than it was when the far right puritans got off the boats. They deny that religion is human made while they’re indeed making it…..🤪

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

The puritans were not even the religious norm for the colonies, the vast majority were Anglicans or deist.

Grass Roots, 1966, Where were you where you when I needed you [youtube.com]

Marionville comments on May 4, 2024:

I don’t remember either this song or the band!

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

their wiki page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grass_Roots

Grass Roots, 1966, Where were you where you when I needed you [youtube.com]

Marionville comments on May 4, 2024:

I don’t remember either this song or the band!

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

They were big in the States for about 20 years.here is a mix from 1979 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYgBc0afPLs

What to do?

glennlab comments on May 3, 2024:

It depends on your zone, they can be extremely invasive, the biggest problem is the huge amount of seeds they put out. Check with your local ag service to see what they recommend. I have had them off an on for the last 50 years, the biggest problem is the amount of seedlings in the grass, but they...

glennlab replies on May 4, 2024:

@Jolanta Here in the states they will survive in very cold climates but not reproduce, in the sub tropical climates they will go nuts. I have a new volunteer that just sprouted last year, I expect blooms this year.

Misleading advertising

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I remember when I went to a metal bar in Chicago and I went to the bathroom, on the ceiling it said the name of some dude who supposedly is very good at eating pussy and had his number! I couldn't stop laughing, I took a picture of it and sent it to my bestie! I don't know if I have that picture ...

glennlab replies on May 1, 2024:

@michelle666gar we wanted details if you had.

The Jews in Israel identify there are real problems in the society, its laws, police, courts & gaol ...

Tejas comments on May 1, 2024:

Google says Israel has lower sex crime rates than most westernized nations. Your very fist point is false, I'm not reading anymore.

glennlab replies on May 1, 2024:

@Jolanta he got it from an opinion piece

Another reason to throw the bums out

pamagain comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Or gun down goats! That is the most despicable account....why in blazes would she have included it???

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

I guess she's just not too tuned in to real Americans, since she has been legally banned from a large portion of her state by its owners.

Let's rename some animals

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Statue

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

The reason we know the earth isn't flat.

Let's rename some animals

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Cringe weasel

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

I think the cat got him too.

Let's rename some animals

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Fuck god

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

ouch

Misleading advertising

michelle666gar comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I remember when I went to a metal bar in Chicago and I went to the bathroom, on the ceiling it said the name of some dude who supposedly is very good at eating pussy and had his number! I couldn't stop laughing, I took a picture of it and sent it to my bestie! I don't know if I have that picture ...

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

did you call? lol

Sure, Alito, we believe your corrupt, lying pie-hole. How does Trump's dick taste?

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2024:

I don't think Noem has gotten the reaction she had hoped for. lol

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

@Betty I grew up around lots of hunters that paid big bucks for dogs. It pissed them off to no end to have to make a family pet out of what was supposed to be a hunting dog, but that was always the first stop on a working dog's way out.

Gotta take a break, my stomach is growling!

backtobasics comments on Apr 30, 2024:

Your eyes are bigger than your ....

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2024:

lol

Along with Tik Tok, ban truth social too

Castlepaloma comments on Apr 29, 2024:

It a very sad time for free speech, especially for young people. Canada has not canceled its Tik Tok

glennlab replies on Apr 29, 2024:

best way to introduce a worm is have it on enough different sources that one will be hooked into the system you want to crack. Over a 100 million possible inputs in the US alone.

Michell made it level 8

michelle666gar comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Woohoo!!!! 🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🥳

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

did you notice you picked up 17000 points once you made it?

How do you know?! 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂

Betty comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Yuck, yuck, and YUCK!

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

it's catching

That's a neat trick... for the Irishman.

michelle666gar comments on Apr 28, 2024:

Haha!!! Good one Betty!!!

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

getting closer

Who else remembers this? [youtube.com]

Druvius comments on Apr 28, 2024:

And it's all happening again, we've learned nothing.

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

Not one damned thing.

Not that the King James is really any better...

Tejas comments on Apr 27, 2024:

Legally you can swear on almost anything right?

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2024:

Most states allow you to swear or affirm without any props.

Name that tune

zeuser comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Is there a hookah-smoking caterpillar involved in this somehow? ;)

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2024:

Go ask Alice, Mr. White Rabbit.

Don't worry, this crash is controlled. 😆

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Never let those thoughts go through your head while you are airborne or about to be.

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2024:

@DenoPenno I had two years where I had an unnatural fear of flying. I've flown a lot and still do, but that fear of being pushed through the air in an aluminum tube just got to me on one flight. I avoided flying where I could, but I got over it and now enjoy being able to go to sleep in Dallas and wake up where ever I'm traveling to.

Monday April 22

racocn8 comments on Apr 22, 2024:

Tell me again why Barr hasn't been indicted for obstruction of justice ??? (killing cases related to Stone, Manafort, Trump's hush money case, Trump's Obstruction case from the Mueller Report, Trump's wrongdoing documented by the two impeachments, etc., etc.). How about Garland's indictment for ...

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2024:

Official duties of the AG, He would have to be prosecuted for malfeasance or have been impeached, both are very high bars to cover. The choice of which laws to enforce comes under his professional discretion, no matter how abhorrent and must be corrected by the house and senate.

Just think of the advances that children born today will experience by the time they are our age.

FrayedBear comments on Apr 21, 2024:

So unique that your western (USA) world went from childhood racial segregation & non recognition of non white non xtians pulling the wings off live flies, butterflies & moths to now funding & applauding Jews doing the same, literally or by proxy doctors having to amputate limbs without anaesthetic ...

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

We live in a different world than we were born in, you can either complain or do something to make it better, I think you have chosen to complain.

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

Lauren comments on Apr 21, 2024:

I can't read this one due to the paywall but I'm linking to one that's free. Burns are one of the most painful ways to die and it's so sad that he thought it the best way to prove his "ultimate protest" of our world. Maybe we need to stop calling it that. ...

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

@Lauren More than happy to share, i get 10 shares a month and don't use most of them.

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

silverotter11 comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Mental health issues are a serious concern. The link is behind a paywall but I had read about this on some other news site. When you are already very depressed and then start absorbing the news things can go south really fast and really badly.

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 20, 2024:

For a minute there I thouht the article was about his gas emissions bursting Into flame Well, rats!

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Article is behind a paywall

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Florida man sets himself on fire outside courthouse in Manhattan while Trump gently farts in his ...

Lauren comments on Apr 21, 2024:

I can't read this one due to the paywall but I'm linking to one that's free. Burns are one of the most painful ways to die and it's so sad that he thought it the best way to prove his "ultimate protest" of our world. Maybe we need to stop calling it that. ...

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

https://wapo.st/4d3sXF5

Just think of the advances that children born today will experience by the time they are our age.

Switchcraft comments on Apr 21, 2024:

Is it all for the better though?

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

No, it just is. Time passes and we were lucky enough to live when we did.

Little Richard. - Lucille, live 1973… [youtu.be]

developer comments on Apr 20, 2024:

fesgetegtsgve

glennlab replies on Apr 21, 2024:

Good to see you pay us a visit, stay well.

I hear they’re great…

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Great, entertaining and filling.

glennlab replies on Apr 20, 2024:

@Betty a slow one, I don't enjoy the chase as much as the catch.

Gas warfare in court?..... [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2024:

Not a courtroom I'd want to be in

glennlab replies on Apr 20, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz At least criminal defense attorneys normally get their fees up front, with additional cash calls along the way. I wonder if they qualify for chemical warfare pay?

It's going to be an interesting week.

silverotter11 comments on Apr 18, 2024:

***Nice*** compilation Glenn!!

glennlab replies on Apr 18, 2024:

Thanks

How adults should think. [facebook.com]

SpikeTalon comments on Apr 18, 2024:

Indeed so, Tyson raised a solid point there. Looking back on it now, as a young kid I often thought in similar ways, but unfortunately did not have alot of friends who thought in the same manner.

glennlab replies on Apr 18, 2024:

i got punished for telling other kids that Santa wasn't real.

You can never get the one you want, am I right?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Lil Donnie may meet St peter sooner than he hopes with all the added stress of the possibility of losing his freedom.

glennlab replies on Apr 17, 2024:

@zeuser He may have learned a little lesson since he wasn't rage tweeting all night Monday night, but I don't think he has the discipline to maintain that for the next several weeks.

How else can you explain to the poor child?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2024:

Daddy has never made it to any other of his children's, legitimate or other, graduation and he doesn't want to show favoritism.

glennlab replies on Apr 17, 2024:

@St-Sinner or his children, except to throw under the bus

It's going to be an interesting week.

SpikeTalon comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Gaetz gives me the creeps.

glennlab replies on Apr 14, 2024:

You, me and most 17 year old girls

Are we there yet?!?!?!

EricJones comments on Apr 14, 2024:

That's why I wear skivvies under my kilts. I've never fit in, but I never thought it was a flaw. They used a lot of classical music in looney tunes-so yes, thats my excuse.

glennlab replies on Apr 14, 2024:

@Betty But what about splinters from the wooden benches?

Are we there yet?!?!?!

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2024:

music life

glennlab replies on Apr 14, 2024:

@michelle666gar Adulting is overrated, adultery on the other hand is hard, or better if it is.

Natural wonder for today: the right-wing dung beetle scores a huge windfall for his family.

michelle666gar comments on Apr 14, 2024:

Ewwwww!!!!

glennlab replies on Apr 14, 2024:

good old mtg

I don't remember this one! [instagram.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2024:

holy shit

glennlab replies on Apr 14, 2024:

@michelle666gar Street tacos with greenish secret sauce

Monday morning is coming

silverotter11 comments on Apr 14, 2024:

LOLOLOLOL going broke fast enough LOLOLOLOL You really are at the top of your game with this set!!!

glennlab replies on Apr 14, 2024:

thanks

Monday morning is coming

Tejas comments on Apr 13, 2024:

I mean I'd listen to Bonnie and Clyde on bank security, if they know how to rob it they are the experts. Terrible analogy

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

Since they never got out of the business of bank robbing any advice they would give you would make it easier for them to rob the bank. great analogy.

I don't remember if I posted some of these memes before...........

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2024:

life 6

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

@michelle666gar I saw the red flags and thought it was a carnival

I don't remember if I posted some of these memes before...........

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2024:

life 2

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

@annewimsey500 I hope so.

If this doesn't prove that he a humble servant of god, I don't know what will?

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Oh look the parable of the seven foolish virgins

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

foolish yes, Virgins probably not at that party, they all look older than 13 and if they hadn't given it up by then, they were sent packing.

It gets easier to be on the correct side everyday, I'll stand for human rights over corporate rights...

Betty comments on Apr 13, 2024:

You know how to get your point across. Wonderful set, Glenn. Thank you. :)

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

People will listen if you make them laugh.

Only 5,685 points to level 8! I was level 9 in my life before the site went off for people who use ...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2024:

dick pics

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

@michelle666gar I don't see any of those faces causing an abortion, unless they showed up in her bedroom.

Only 5,685 points to level 8! I was level 9 in my life before the site went off for people who use ...

Pralina1 comments on Apr 13, 2024:

🙌🙌🙌🦇🦇🦇

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

and life in prison is not the threat it used to be.

Only 5,685 points to level 8! I was level 9 in my life before the site went off for people who use ...

Pralina1 comments on Apr 13, 2024:

♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

Sucks for them.

It gets easier to be on the correct side everyday, I'll stand for human rights over corporate rights...

zeuser comments on Apr 13, 2024:

Good set, Glenn.

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2024:

thanks

Only 5,685 points to level 8! I was level 9 in my life before the site went off for people who use ...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2024:

Guess it's time to help out again

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2024:

@pamagain In all honesty, while I was happy to do it, it was great fun.

I agree with her 100%! [share.newsbreak.com]

Polemicist comments on Feb 2, 2024:

How disingenuous of @puff to opt for the logical fallacy of accusing Biden's leadership and what goes down in California as factors mitigating republican racism in Texas. From the article: "Last month, Abbott boasted that his administration would do everything in its power to stop immigrants...

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2024:

@michelle666gar more proof that there are some jobs that US citizens won't do.

Republican House Seeks to Rename Dulles Airport After Trump House Republicans have introduced...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2024:

How about naming his future home after him?

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2024:

@johnnyrobish It was two democratic congressmen. Only congress can name federal facilities, but states can name state facilities. Texas has named many of their state prisons after former governors and other officials. In Dallas they named one of the new facilities after Henry Wade (of Roe v Wade fame) known locally for having the most innocent people released from jail after he left office, due to his over zealous prosecution of innocent people.

trump graduated from college with a bs in bs.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2024:

The only proof that he graduated is his inclusion in the graduation program. He has threatened to sue Penn State and Warton college if they release any information about him, but he was not listed in any of the honors groups cum laude, magna cum laude, or Summa cum laude. So a C student at best.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2024:

@Betty Daddy allegedly paid people to take his tests so that he could pass.

I proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.

pamagain comments on Apr 10, 2024:

It's awful, isn't it?

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2024:

absolutely

Any woman that votes republican is a chicken voting for Col. Sanders

Seriousreason comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Do you sometimes wish you were aborted. .? Hey aren't progressive males surpossed to keep their White Privileged mouth's shut about womens issues. " No uterus no opinion". Unless ur a transwoman of course . then naturally their Uterus is valid. Fictitious but valid. 🌈

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2024:

@Seriousreason Not when you are attacking me in a group that calls itself Conservative Bashers, I don't make wild statements in your conservative atheists, or Pro Gun groups or even your libertarian groups those are your safe places.

The "short and tubby" section, where I shop, isn't impressive either, TBH.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2024:

I'm with the deputy. Who wants to round up posse?

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2024:

@zeuser My favorite passtime.

Any woman that votes republican is a chicken voting for Col. Sanders

Seriousreason comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Do you sometimes wish you were aborted. .? Hey aren't progressive males surpossed to keep their White Privileged mouth's shut about womens issues. " No uterus no opinion". Unless ur a transwoman of course . then naturally their Uterus is valid. Fictitious but valid. 🌈

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2024:

Aren't you presumptive, Unlike the right, we don't all fit into one niche. Please do not attribute things to me based on your limited knowledge.

Bobo Boozing Barbie 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 10, 2024:

Yep that is her all right... Such a boozer that she even got tossed out of Trump's last joke of a fund raiser...

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2024:

Bet it wasn't until she had done at least a few handies first.

I'm waiting with baited breath for the next two weeks, hoping his trial starts on time.

Mooolah comments on Apr 9, 2024:

I am waiting for the next wrench he will throw into the mix. The big stall.

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2024:

I think some of the judges and courts are getting tired of his delay tactics and are speeding his way to trial.

Eclipse from my house, Dallas

TheoryNumber3 comments on Apr 9, 2024:

It looks like a fried egg :)

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2024:

@TheoryNumber3 That's one of the things that made it difficult lol

I'm waiting with baited breath for the next two weeks, hoping his trial starts on time.

pamagain comments on Apr 9, 2024:

Is he REALLY that obese?

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2024:

Probably worse, I'm going to guess 325 or better.

Eclipse from my house, Dallas

TheoryNumber3 comments on Apr 9, 2024:

It looks like a fried egg :)

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2024:

@TheoryNumber3 Thanks, it was harder than I thought.

Eclipse from my house, Dallas

TheoryNumber3 comments on Apr 9, 2024:

It looks like a fried egg :)

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2024:

I thought the same thing when I was cropping it.

It got dark as my humor

EricJones comments on Apr 8, 2024:

I had clouds and some raindrops.

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2024:

We had high clouds for most of the time, but there were breaks and totality was one of them.

Eclipse from my house, Dallas

SpikeTalon comments on Apr 8, 2024:

That was an interesting event, but kind of glad it's over now. All I've been hearing about for the past week was about that eclipse, and how it was supposedly going to usher in the end of the world, lol.

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2024:

I really wanted to release a bunch of human balloons to freak out the christo-nazis, but my helium tank was empty and no one had any cheap dolls.

Eclipse from my house, Dallas

Dhiltong comments on Apr 8, 2024:

My view from Mazatlan, these phone cameras just don’t capture a truly amazing sight right.

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2024:

I was stuck using my camera phone since I lost my sun filter on my big camera, but ordered one for my cell.

Eclipse from my house, Dallas

SpikeTalon comments on Apr 8, 2024:

That was an interesting event, but kind of glad it's over now. All I've been hearing about for the past week was about that eclipse, and how it was supposedly going to usher in the end of the world, lol.

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2024:

We had spotty cloud cover, so from the time you saw what you wanted to photograph, until you got the lens cover on, the sun would be gone, 3 hours and I only got about 15 pictures, some so out of focus, that they were worthless. I'm glad it's over too. Now to wait for the next one in 2317 here.

Does anyone have any ideas about why Jack Pedigo can not get into the agnostic site?

rogerbenham comments on Apr 6, 2024:

He already has created a new profile.

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2024:

@rogerbenham Jackpedigo is his old profile name, probably the one he can't login with. If he has a NEW one, that is what we need to help him advance through the levels.

Bible science - love sending this to rapture nuts

AtheistInNC comments on Apr 7, 2024:

Ahh ... somebody is making stuff up. there is no book of Enoch. Sorry.

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2024:

sorry, but there are 3... The Book of Enoch (also 1 Enoch;[a] Hebrew: סֵפֶר חֲנוֹךְ, Sēfer Ḥănōḵ; Ge'ez: መጽሐፈ ሄኖክ, Maṣḥafa Hēnok) is an ancient Hebrew apocalyptic religious text, ascribed by tradition to the patriarch Enoch who was the father of Methuselah and the great-grandfather of Noah.[1][2] The Book of Enoch contains unique material on the origins of demons and Nephilim, why some angels fell from heaven, an explanation of why the Genesis flood was morally necessary, and a prophetic exposition of the thousand-year reign of the Messiah. Three books are traditionally attributed to Enoch, including the distinct works 2 Enoch and 3 Enoch. None of the three books are considered to be canonical scripture by the majority of Jewish or Christian church bodies.

Does anyone have any ideas about why Jack Pedigo can not get into the agnostic site?

rogerbenham comments on Apr 6, 2024:

He already has created a new profile.

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2024:

Do you know what it is, so we can give him a hand.

Does anyone have any ideas about why Jack Pedigo can not get into the agnostic site?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2024:

Other people that have had similar problems have had to create a new profile, Several of us will help to get him up to a functioning level as quickly as possible.

glennlab replies on Apr 6, 2024:

@silverotter11 I have no idea, but like I said tthere are several of us that will help him reestablish him once he has a new login.

My county has declared a State of Emergency for Monday. Why?

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 6, 2024:

One can only Hope...take them Now lord, and no takesy-backsy, either!

glennlab replies on Apr 6, 2024:

It would be fun to release a bunch of inflatable dolls filled with helium during the eclipse, then go to the local mega church and tell them that they were all worshiping the wrong god.

Such a great "investment opportunity" that short sellers are being charged 750 to 900% interest when...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2024:

There are way more people believing that the stock is going to tank than are willing/able take a limit-loss position.

glennlab replies on Apr 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_AhazI can just hear him saying " Gas up the jet, leave the Secret Service here, we won't be needing them in Saudi."

Such a great "investment opportunity" that short sellers are being charged 750 to 900% interest when...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2024:

There are way more people believing that the stock is going to tank than are willing/able take a limit-loss position.

glennlab replies on Apr 5, 2024:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz It's like trying to bet on the prohibitive favorite in Vegas

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Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 4, 2024:

Hauling bullshit for the roses?....

glennlab replies on Apr 4, 2024:

toxic bullshit.

Just wait until next year!

Betty comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Another good set, Glenn. Parents by choice is so much better for the welfare of the child/children. :)

glennlab replies on Apr 4, 2024:

Yes it is.

Just wait until next year!

silverotter11 comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Excellent set!

glennlab replies on Apr 4, 2024:

Thanks

Just wait until next year!

annewimsey500 comments on Apr 3, 2024:

All True!!!!!

glennlab replies on Apr 4, 2024:

Thanks

Why the Jewish Cabala is Satanic November 26, 2023.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2024:

Why are you promoting fundi christian paranoia? Jewes are no more or less evil than christians, moslems, hindus or any other religion as a whole. Assholes that promote persecution of any group should be treated like they encourage you to treat others.

glennlab replies on Apr 4, 2024:

@FrayedBear The Russians in E Ukraine were sent there as colonist and invaders of a free country. ANY action they took to repel the colonization and illegal land grab would have been justified . Russian FAILED to live up to its responsibilities under the Budapest accords and was condemned by the entire world. Cut out your pro Russian, pro dictator, pro fascist BS.

May these help you in your debates

Betty comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Outstanding, Glenn. They are all so good at making the point.

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2024:

Thank you, I try.

Know your enemies and your friends.

Betty comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Pink Floyd has the right idea and Uncle Sam needs to boot the pig out of the country. Good set, Glenn. :)

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2024:

Thanks, Pink Floyd has been one of my favorite groups for years, this just makes it better.

Have you ever wondered why his rockets blow up and his Teslas catch on fire, I give you Elon's ...

LenHazell53 comments on Apr 3, 2024:

I don't know which of these idiots is the bigger fool Musk doesn't explain himself well and KFE is the sort of moron who will not used recycled toilet paper because he things it has been up someone else's arse and then put back on the roll.

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2024:

Elon was not talking about recycling the steel, he was talking about reusing the steel. The bridge steel will be recycled to remove the impurities, but they still haven't done the necessary engineering studies on the re usability of the footings or if they will have to be replaced. We have no idea of how badly the supporting structures were damaged or whether the bridge design was flawed. But I agree, both are idiots.

I also remember having to go out to turn the antenna so that we could pick up the 3rd channel that ...

pamagain comments on Apr 3, 2024:

Remember the ''test pattern?"

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2024:

Getting up early for Saturday morning cartoons and they hadn't signed on yet was frustrating. Later in life waking up and seeing the test pattern meant I fell asleep watching TV and missed the end of the program I was trying to watch.

Why the Jewish Cabala is Satanic November 26, 2023.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2024:

Why are you promoting fundi christian paranoia? Jewes are no more or less evil than christians, moslems, hindus or any other religion as a whole. Assholes that promote persecution of any group should be treated like they encourage you to treat others.

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2024:

@FrayedBear Fuck your what aboutisms. I asked why YOU were repeating bullshit from Christian fundamentalism. I have not defended christians, I asked why you were repeating known lies. You used it as a forum to bash the US. If anyone is defending Christians it is you, in their holy war in Ukraine. I think I made it very clear that I support no religion, unlike you who choose to support Christian soldiers invading peaceful Ukraine. You have falsely attributed my support to Christians, while you support Putin and his Christian soldiers.

Migrants sent to Martha’s Vineyard by DeSantis can sue charter flight company, judge rules ...

Switchcraft comments on Apr 2, 2024:

When do the Cubans get sent back ?

glennlab replies on Apr 2, 2024:

They have landed amnesty, that is once they set foot on US soil they are granted amnesty.

I also remember having to go out to turn the antenna so that we could pick up the 3rd channel that ...

PaddyO comments on Apr 2, 2024:

Does anyone remember using aluminum foil on the antenna to enhance the quality of the reception?

glennlab replies on Apr 2, 2024:

We were still doing that in the 70s