CNN - Hear odd voicemail Gaetz and friend left female Florida lawmaker [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2021:

His main protest is that he didn't pay for sex, but all the women/girls say that he did

For the Science Nerds in the house...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

1000 ohms

This cracked me up!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

stunning, if you're stuck by it.

Guess who got their state's stadium to miss out on the All Star Game?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Kemp just cost Georgia over $100 million, the estimated economic impact of the MLB allstar game.

NO. IT'S NOT ME! 🤣

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

Beware of the internet scammers or you'll get what you deserve.

Cute rabbit.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2021:

not the put down a rabbit should use to him. Eat me!

Hello friends that have been following some of my health issues.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Sorry for the diagnosis, but glad that you finally discovered the source of your pain.

Looks like I got arbitrarily booted out of the Agnostic.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Facebook closed several of the agnostic groups. It might not be anything personal.

Trump angrily lashes out at Biden for 'cruel and heartless' plan to create jobs by taxing the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

I don't know why he is worried, he may soon be on the welfare rolls.

What causes COVID-19 vaccine side effects?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

good explanation for those worried about their responses

Wait! Christ lays eggs?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

Why would boy rabbits lay christ?

If someone pulled this on me, I'd ask , "Where's my pony!!!"

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2021:

That's not funny, that's just mean.

Humor is necessary!

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2021:

Never take life too seriously, it is sexually transmitted and so far has been 100% fatal

Mean meal

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Just going to stand there sharpening his claws?

Just got my 2nd covid shot!

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Got mine a couple of weeks ago, glad it's over.

Absolutely perfect.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I have always wanted to do that, well for the last 5 years anyway.

This makes sense let them pay

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Reverse the Reagan Tax cuts and corporate give away.

Today is National Take a Walk in the Park Day.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

already did, of course the park is just across the street

Mona got stuck.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

Already had # 2, plus I had covid, so done, done and done

It's our secret.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

What's work?

Mystery solved!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

that doesn't fit any of the containers in the cabinet

Somehow it makes sense

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2021:

I think I drove mine to drinking

Let's finish "Signs" for the night (alright, you don't have to be like that...)

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

# 2 a playground for future postal workers?

That is the real step

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Farts are funny

Yeah, I bet he would have been a Proud Boy, too...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Just pull those things out like you're starting a lawn mower.

Ooops!!!.....

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

let's see if big cats land on their feet.

Shouldn't pick on disabled coyotes...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

but he was still a hell of a fine painter

BBQ Thumper

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I used to raise meat rabbits, cooking was easy, it was butchering that bothered me. Wild rabbit was not a problem since I didn't know them.

Makes a good point right

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

It totally depends on the quality of the fart

& because the whole clan are wastes of space...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

groan

I have good news & bad news...

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

So kermit is into fisting?

Good incentive

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Always cracks me up

Many of us feel this

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

I avoid mornings by sleeping to noon

Not uncommon these days

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

No fucks left to give

Will be a interesting summer

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

That's going to be my new greeting.

What evangelicals think we do

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

Why pray to any lord, they really have no idea.

It has been a while

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

You are just one party animal!

I see I better come up with a good compliment, anyway!

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2021:

so true

Everyone should have a favorite boob.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

My favorite is which ever one I am holding at the time

I live in Texas......

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

too nice a face to see the escape to Mexico champion.

Wait, what? This could lead to an interesting shopping experience.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

I'm on my way!

This is awesome 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

We did my son's on zoom, the couple were the only ones not separated.

I am so brave!

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Me neither

Louvre museum makes its entire collection available online [france24.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

I had to share that with several of my artist friends

Maybe he can get the coyote as a consultant. Maybe Dennis Rodman can hook them up!

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Damn, and after he sent them that big order

Mine says ''one at a time please''.

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

Mine says, " one at a time please" too

Who's a clever girl then! :-D

glennlab comments on Mar 28, 2021:

No brown nosing allowed

You had me at Bacon.

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

bacon

Do you eat beef?

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

I enjoy my meat, but if you don't then that's up to you. How and what we eat is a very personal decision and i have no place to tell someone else that their choice is bad.

What are you trying to say, Amazon?

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

6, just six, is that just a starter kit?

You know who you are

glennlab comments on Mar 27, 2021:

guilty

I thought so too!

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Who are you Richard Pryor?

Just some light reading.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I meowed back at one of the cats, and something was lost in the translation, you'd think I called her a name.

fact or fiction?

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

She's going to have to do better than that, but good start.

Now, The Fun May really Begin: [alternet.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

I'm sure they will rely on their standard defense of "no reasonable person would believe us". Another reason not to listen to Faux Noise.

Time to get real:

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Many of us on the left have been claiming this for a very long time. Also anyone that has to have a gun today, probably should not ever get one.

@Frank121, 'loves and believes in god'. No bio.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

we seem to have a load of them coming lately, hopefully they will get fed up and leave for greener pastures.

Oh shit....

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

somebody staged that so they won't have to get up early on easter.

The answer, as usual, is Bacon.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2021:

Oh yes

Politics

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

DFoes this belong in the dog group?

Who knew there was a lazy way to shuck pistachio nuts?

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

Not me

Religion - The Washington Post

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

I'm wondering how many of those that have had their freedom on Sundays will continue to stay away even when allowed to go back. But does this really belong in the cat group?

Think this is a good meme to send to my crush?

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

without a doubt

New one to me, no thanks. [en.wikipedia.org]

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

nope

Have you ever walked out of a movie and why?

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

i have only watched a little of A clockwork Orange, I could tell it was a movie that I would not enjoy very quickly. There have been others that I had no problem walking out on, always due to graphic violence. One that I wished I had walked out on was Black Sunday a gothic horror film from 1960 that I had to sit through in about 63.

GPS = god's preposterous sophistry...

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2021:

and nowhere

Relaxing hobby

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I can see that as therapy.

Shot 1. They told me any reactions would start tomorrow. I got Pfizer.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

I hope you reaction is better than mine was, but it only lasted 2 days, best of luck and stay hydrated.

This is going to take forever! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Way more work that I'm willing to do.

I've been called worse!

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Going to need aloe after that burn

Yep, it's bacon...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

Bacon

Cartoonies . . . . How are you getting along with life these days?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2021:

good set

Geezer Laughs du Jour How many of these situations have you encountered? ?Myself? - Seven!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

I saw way too many like me and my friends.

CATS, because... CATS! (Multiple memes)

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

catty

OH MY!!!! LOL!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Old age can do that.

Just a little one! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

these

Airforce...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

You have apparently never encountered geese defending their families. They are all over the AF's golf courses.

We’ve all been there - or at least most of us.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

guilty. and 10 to 1 I don't know the name of the group singing it.

I can't explain either!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

The words actually are intelligible unlike their music.

Just Say Only Do Drugs With Good Looking People...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Just turn the lights WAY down

Here comes the bride, there goes your balls...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

You know there is going to be hell to pay when she sees the wedding photos.

Have you heard the good news???

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

Everybody, thank god. lol

Can you spell Cognitive Dissonance, boys & girls?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

But, science doesn't have magic as a force.

Hey, I don't turn everything dirty!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

she's either going to change bfs or therapists.

&, a fuckin' Venn...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2021:

What the fuck, I like it.

Another jewel from oh- high -uh! [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

boycott them before they boycott you. Makes it easier to spot the freaks.

Now that's "Dirty Dancing"!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

threesome, kinky at an early age.

It's fucking fine.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

Damn fucking fine

Corndags, anyone?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

They're not to swift on math in west texas.

It's. A. Joke!! Simmer Down.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

That's just looney

That's what I thought! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

I've always had that reservation.

As a child in the UK we only had one TV channel, BBC (The British Broadcasting Corporation) sometime...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

We had three channels growing up, 2 to the East and one to the west.

A tip for seniors! If you have one of those tall fridge-freezers in your kitchen don't let your ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

So that's the cause of my wandering around the kitchen going WTF did I come in here for.

WTF??!!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

No, just no!

Will never happen. I said.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2021:

No one believed that every home would have a computer, now almost every home has several .

& wondering why I'm in this parking lot...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

along with the same lines as your science beef with bob, why the hell is this not in the 50s + group

Been there, done that... many times..

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

good to know

Hooray for the News... Zoo Pornographer - SNL [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

love typos

What was your favorite Saturday morning TV show... [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I was a looney tunes guy

Your Sunday groaner

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

groan