I predict this asshole will continue to be full of shit! [indy100.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I think if they want to claim to be prophets, they should be held to biblical standards and executed when their prophecies fail to happen.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club Partially Closed Over Staff Coronavirus Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

He really doesn't ant to make it a private residence again, since all the maintenance, food, and staff cost would no longer be deductible for income and instead become only partially deductible from income.

It takes one to know one???

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

He's so broke he can't afford to fix his $100 million plane, it is probably in that condition so that it will be harder to repossess.

Die Eisheilige for 2021 The Icy Saints are periods of days in May where surprisingly cold weather...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

i live about 50 miles north of the peach capitol of Texas, it is very hard to grow peaches here since our last frost is normally just after the peach trees have bloomed. A few miles makes a world of difference.

Hey, boys and girls! What time is it?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

Don't turn around

Another 'baby' one...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

If she's that jealous, dump her now.

Biden cancels 1 $billion dollars of student debt.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2021:

I hope this is only the beginning.

Yesterday I took a walk with my camera.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2021:

Nice color selections

& one last (for now) NSFW...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Been there for a while

Shout-out to all who get this!

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Oh, Toto!

& another music based one...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Have a bottle of old crow to mellow that one out

One sheep, two sheeps...

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

groan

Know your tropes

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Beats a poke in the heart with a stake.

I often do projects around the house.

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

and that's the reason I have at least two of every tool. Seems as a last resort you buy a new one. Then find the old one.

That's really funny

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Walmart, providing entertainment for the masses since 1969.

The problems of mixed breed relationships

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

short comings?

Yeah probably is

glennlab comments on Mar 19, 2021:

Just remember, what is normal, is normal for you, what is perverted, is perverted for you.

If you call them, they will come.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

better brace themselves.

Do you have these pesky things in your town?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

They are considered vehicles and must follow the rules of the road and if 50cc or higher you must have a motorcycle endorsement in most areas.

A joke AND a ear worm!

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

damn you, now I'll hear that all day.

Don't blame him.

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Is he part washer/drier?

Another 'ode to old age'...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Just limp along and find a blue pill.

P.S. I was deliberately late...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

are you going to rebook? you better rebook or you will be inundated with new offers.

Need a new wardrobe?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Ad placement is everything. How many bodies will this wardrobe hold?

Welp, that is pretty flexible!

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

she be dead, dead I say.

Acceptance doesn't infer commendation...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Fuck it, this is as grown up as I'm going to become.

Optimists may feel better, but they're wrong more often...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

My old boss called it bomb throwing when he didn't like it.

I waited before posting this...

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

the ugly twin of perfection

Austrailia,what's up

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

I never knew geese were voyeurs.

Answer surveys honestly

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

Any right wing christian that's being honest.

Who remembers this?

glennlab comments on Mar 18, 2021:

smoked wishbone from the turkey?

There's no conspiracy theorist like an old conspiracy theorist! :-D

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

The old, "continued on reverse" ploy

First vaccine shot done!

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Congrats.

Strawberries anyone?

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I'll use heavy cream , but looks good.

& a Happy wearin' o' the green...

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

I know some in a micro mini kilt.

Write your name below (I'm Slutty O'Blaze!)

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Barfy O'Legspreader

Humans in a nutshell

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

So very true,

Massage Parlor shooter was all about guns and God [news.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 17, 2021:

Is it time to start treating some forms of religion as mental illnesses? This kid is one sick fuck.

“Whereas in ancient agricultural societies human violence caused about 15% of all deaths, during ...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Those numbers don't seem correct.

For anti-maskers only.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

It has been interesting here in Dallas, almost all the businesses have really stepped up their mask requirements in spite of the state removing the requirement.

Vintage Navajo Moose

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Damn, He's wrong all over. ( navajos and moose did not occupy the same parts of the country)

167 and still counting.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Right place, right time, good you were there.

El Paso, TX today, the wind! Ugh!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

A bit dusty?

Great idea.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

If only it works better than insect repellent.

Not the best name

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

Fits, since they are probably a bunch of twats.

I will have 2

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

What's with the Jr. sandwich?

Paddy is in a London pub, the week before Xmas, looking really down, the barman asks, "why so glum ...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

sure you were

I didn't know they had them

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

long lanes

One & Done..got my J & J vax just now..

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2021:

congrats

Here is something to ponder ,about spell checkers a bit light hearted

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I wish I had had this when I was trying to explain to my editors why we should use spell checkers and still employ proof readers.

Welp. That took a turn.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

dark, but accurate

Not as crazy as Piers Morgan, tho...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

I think he knew all along she was his escape ticket.

I want a new drug...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

somebody's not going to get lucky tonight

Hell, 2017 thru 2020!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

More of a hold my beer and watch this year

Simon says...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Love that definition

Became the proud owner of my country retirement house.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Somebody left white stuff all over your lawn, other than that looks great.

Write your answers below...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

you're just assuming they are female.

I am in a facebook group about pizza places around Cary, NC, where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

$19 slice NY $19 whole pie Chicago

Elemental humor.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

What about all the mixed carbons, don't they count?

Eye test lol

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

pretty blue.

Is that the way it works?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

admit the truth

We feel it woudl be much more appropriate if...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

They were treated as gods in ancient Egypt, so makes perfect sense

The arrogance of youth is hard to bear when you get old, I wish I had had the wit to ask old folk ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

Even had you asked, I doubt that you would have believed. It is hard to imagine that which you have never really been exposed to.

But, if the patient died___________ (fill in the blank)

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2021:

There's a reason they don't take you to the cathedral with a heart attack.

Did everyone eat pie today? Happy birthday Albert Einstein.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

I made square pies.

I'm more & more feeling like a cat...

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

+Retired, Sunday is only important during football season

Irrationally yours,...

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

Cherry, that's just cherry. oops I meant cheery

Not as ageless as Keith Richards...

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2021:

come on she's 74 looks 60, Kieth is 77 looks 104

I’ve had a great birthday, thanks for all the good wishes, it is now bedtime and I’m going to ...

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Happy Birthday

The first Racist was the pseudo god of Abraham because of all the people it choose the Jews as the ...

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2021:

Not even close to the first. The jewish god was a very late comer to the show. Racism is based on tribalism, so the first racist was Ug, the proto human that believed his tribe was better than UgUg's tribe. You give religion too much credit

Or having it delivered...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

me too, but I have the body of a god.

Oklahoma House Passes Bill To Give Immunity To Drivers Who Hit Protesters | HuffPost

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Who's up for a road trip to the Klan rally?

I'll show myself out...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Make physics fun again.

True Dat! 😄

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

You so right!

Wanna a hair cut?

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

He's got a great weight on his shoulders.

THE TURNCOAT AND THE LOYAL Vanita Gupta, President Biden's nominee for assistant attorney general,...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

Attorneys represent what ever their clients tell them to. If Biden decides to delist cannabis, you will see everyone in the AG's office fall in line.

Friday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2021:

cute

This one only took me a few seconds... Please don't spoil it for others in the comments.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2021:

easy peasy

OK, a groaner, I admit, but it still tickled me...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2021:

Go to your room.

& one more "Conservative 'Logic'"...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2021:

The irony is strong with this one.

I spent some time in my yard today and confirmed something I thought I noticed earlier - several of ...

glennlab comments on Mar 8, 2021:

Don't trim anything for another couple of weeks, there is a lot of superficial damage that will simply fall off and new leaves will sprout. I have to keep my pruning shears locked up right now. If it is dead, letting it stay will not make it any deader, if it is just damaged, cutting may expose it to disease and insects that would otherwise not be a problem. I inspect almost every day, and I see more damage and more reasons for hope. That -2 did a lot of damage, just don't make it worse.

Over & over & over...

glennlab comments on Mar 6, 2021:

Spin that sucker like you're on the price is right

The gene pool is so shallow...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Bet it is a revenge child, someone had it in for him.

Oh, I dearly hope not...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

doesn't look good for us

Might want to update that resume...

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

I don't think he is going to buy that one

Overlapping intelligence

glennlab comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Thee dumbest tourist just leave their garbage by the side of the dumpster.

Being considerate shouldn't be political

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I have a friend that is a nurse in a psych ward. Prior to their shots, they tested for antibodies, she never realized that she had had Covid, or that she could have passed it on. Masks can save lives so what if they are a little uncomfortable.

Paraprosdokians!! No, not a new religion:

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Loved them all

It's a bonus for some of us.

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Yes

I see no down side...

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I'll buy the nails

I guess I was just lucky!

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

and if you knew how to do it, you could slow charge a car battery off it.

How do you spell "stupidity"?

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Most of the population of Texas is not affected by his order. Counties, schools, and businesses all are still going to require masks in order to enter. It will no longer have the force of law, but business in Texas has a very strong legal standing to determine who is and who is not allowed into their establishments.

This cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and says 'Audi!'

glennlab comments on Mar 4, 2021:

groan

This sounds like fantastic advice, and I'm going to try it:

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

sounds interesting.

"Stairway to Heaven" Staircase in Taihang Mountains, China.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Just don't forget your mask, you have to go all the way back and start over.

A romantic momento? [totallythebomb.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Nope!

Magic Rocks: $5

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I believe in their magic, I turn sparkley rocks into paper on a regular basis

This would get me rammed where I live.

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

It is not your christ that scares me, it is your christians.

Now we know where Mom was hiding that!

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

oops

Fulton DA's Investigation into Trump Heads to Grand Jury | News Break

glennlab comments on Mar 3, 2021:

I hope they have more balls than the republicans in the house and senate.