These are new to me and quite amusing...

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Nice covers, probably terrible storylines

Dear Liberals... [reddit.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 18, 2020:

Same reason we don't make our own fake churches, too many ethics. Ethics is that thing you don't posses.

Once I said to a dear Christian friend: “Suppose there really is no God, and suppose I had it ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2020:

That would make you no different than the Jehova Witnesses or Mormons. You have no duty to share your faith or lack of faith.

As a matter of fact...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2020:

A dirty mind is a great comfort

It's the ACA, Roe vs Wade and ultimately the 1st Amendment, she looks like she would like to bring ...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2020:

and they wonder why we are so against them.

Meow meow

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2020:

LMAO,

Handmaid’s Tale:

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2020:

If they overturn R v W, they will lose their major voter turnout tool. abortions will still be available, they will just not be as open or as accessible or as safe.

Grab ‘Em by the Ballot— I moved on him like a bitch.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2020:

I live in a precinct that historically has very low voter turnout, my early voting location has already exceeded 2016 turnout. This area is heavily democratic, so my hopes are up.

BREAKING: President Trump berated Sen.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2020:

Let the infighting rip them apart. Nothing would make me happier, except maybe all of them being sent home to Leavenworth

36 Questions! Hi Friends, Happy Friday! I'm in a terribly good mood today. How are you doing?

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2020:

I've to to finish the enclosure around my hot tub, Home depot time.

Merry Meet

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2020:

Welcome

Howdy. I am just a couple of weeks away from being a 50 plus person.

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2020:

welcome, come on in and share.

They fixed Don Jr’s crazy ad: [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Go Joe!

He is who he is.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

LMAO

If you see anything other than ocean creatures.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

which one is an ocean creature?

Antiabortion groups don't mind Trump used drug tested on fetal tissue - Business Insider

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

they don't know for sure whether he was involved in that abortion or not, he was quite the man slut raw dogging any warm hole, willing or not.

Get to brag on my son here so he won't be embarrassed by my public displays of pride.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Congrats, it is always good when they give us something to brag about.

We can all use some pupper funnies about now, right?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

LMAO all good

Happy Thursday! What are your favorite colors?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

I love blues and purples

Religious triplets.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Nice set

Oh oh lindsey

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2020:

Amy Covid Barret is an insensitive twit.

[livescience.com] They may have found the Amber room!?!?!?!?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2020:

at least most of the artwork wasn't destroyed

Droplets of Love in the Air at Trump’s Return Rally [youtube.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2020:

Since he is using this and Macho Man at his rallies, I don't think he has any concept of the lyrics or their meaning.

More apparent with each season!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2020:

So very true

When did our society start to abandon science?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Mid sixties when being dumb was cool and understanding science was weird. The church had the answers and if you crossed them, it was blaspheme.

Who has heard of this person Shiela Samm she is running for the presidency (constitution party)?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2020:

We have had as many as 20 so called independent presidential candidates on the Texas ballot in years past, because of ballot access costs, states have tried to limit the number of presidential choices. The filing fee or voter threshold for ballot access has limited these vote drainers. Most never meet the voter threshold, in Texas that is 5 % in any congressional district, statewide office or presidential election in the 4 previous years.

Who has heard of this person Shiela Samm she is running for the presidency (constitution party)?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Nope

OMCHEZZUS!!! I saw him!!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2020:

Did you get his autograph?

Bought a 4x100 foot role of landscape material to line the ditch around our re-configured garden.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

think outside the box. Several of my kitchen tools were sold as painting tools

W.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

more double talk

Are golden showers forecast in your area? Gold diggers on alert

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

rumor started by the shovel merchants

What a difference make up and hair present verses just el natural.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

He's had a lot of work done himself, plus he wears more makeup than a whore on Saturday night

Best cat/fly post ever. 🐾 [m.imgur.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Needs more scratching.

Happy Monday Everybody! How do you shave?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

I shave in the shower, with gel and a fusion razor.

🍔🍟 Where do outstanding hamburgers wind up?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

You need to get out more lol, I still call them mommy jokes, kid comes up and says mommy, mommy, mommy before they tell them

Happy American special October Monday that happens to coincide with a different Canadian October ...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Happy Native American genocide day

Some heinous fuckery most fowl going on here.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

Talk about being hen pecked, he's about to discover the true meaning of it

Kohl's does what?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2020:

I'm not going to Kohl's!

Anyone have a sure fire way to repel squirrels?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Not really much you can do, they are rats with fuzzy tails that will destroy pretty much anything they get near,

Most of us, really.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Hot dog! That looks good.

What do you call a cut on a ghost? A boo boo

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

mommy jokes

Hi Everyone! Returned from NH Cancer Check-up and doctors declare me a walking/talking miracle as ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Plug your phone into your computer, go to settings , share photos, download from that device rather than your normal source.

Just a pic of my friends dog Sophia

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

photogenic

When Bullies Think They’re Victims | Neil Carter

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Rick the prick Perry had the loyalty of a cat in heat and the morals of one too

Milky Way!!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

banana nut bread

I just realized I am less than a hundred points away from my t-shirt! Disclaimer: My shit might ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

Congrats on making 8!

I just realized I am less than a hundred points away from my t-shirt! Disclaimer: My shit might ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

points

Poor Estelle big shock

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2020:

a little bareback riding.

That is so funny

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

It's the back door(log cabin) republicans she needs to worry about.

Funnies for your day off . . . .

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

good ones

Choose carefully

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I'll go with a & c

Like Oz, but so much better!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

nummy

Never heard of that

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

New to me

Look out for groaner

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

groaner

Weird science

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Priorities

I'll take some

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

I'll take a pallet

Tempted to get this shirt, but not sure if I'd be allowed to wear it outside the house: ...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

It depends on whether you wear it north or south of the Columbia and how far out of town you get. My ex is from Camas and her extended family were all conservative Lutherans (young earthers). We were living in Spokane which was chock full of mormons, so I feel your angst.

Is it Saturday yet ?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

Have a happy birthday and enjoy the wedding. 50 is not old and you should wear whatever you feel like. Just remember you can't take it with you, so enjoy all the time you can.

Texas friends, I am so sad for you! How are you dealing with this?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2020:

The largest Texas counties now allow voters to go to any voting location in their county to vote, not just their local precinct. Early voting starts Oct 13. I expect lines. but I am right across the street from one of the early voting locations, so I can just walk there and see what the wait time is. When i voted in the primary and runoff they had a good system for contactless voting.

Has anyone here looked st the Libertarian and Green party candidates?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2020:

Not even jokingly. The libertarian party was founded by money from the Kochs and even with their billions, they could not make inroads into the mainstream.

If anyone but me has taken enough xanax or alcohol to watch the VP debate, I think we'd all agree: ...

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I hate watching these things by myself, so I'll just watch SG1 and get the recaps and read the transcripts. I'll probably flip once in a while until my BP goes off the chart and I have to go back to scifi.

I had heard on NPR that a second stimulus check was approved and the government website has sent out...

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Trump has sent a tweet out that he would entertain signing a stand alone $1200 one time payment, after his first tweet dropped the stock market 600 points, he is looking to generate some good news.

How did that happen

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

don't do it, it's a trap

Good Afternoon Everyone!!!!! Happy Wednesday!!!!! My good friend Chris let me pick him up to help ...

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

love the fall color, might get up that way next year

If they were a band, what would you call them? Please share your suggestions

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Bobsled twins

Tonight's debate! What have the Rethuglican, so-called 'strategist', instructed little Mikey to do.

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Pence is much more articulate than Trump, he used his radio talk show to get him into congress and the governor's mansion. He should not be underestimated.

Oh, this is too good to be bad!

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I almost couldn't catch my breath from laughing

_Good afternoon guys, there is a new set up in messenger?

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I never use the phone app, hopefully someone will have an answer for you.

Being older a lot of us live with pain.

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

I find hot tub works better than pushing through pain. I did a enough pushing through pain when I was younger, that was for endurance training. When you are recovering from an injury, you push to the threshold of pain and ease off, the nest time your threshold will have either increased or decreased, if it has decreased, you did damage the previous time, if it increases, you have added strength.

Oh oh major mistake

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2020:

Low count, they must be self isolating.

Oh oh watch out for the birds

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

If looks could kill...

I have recently come upon the situation of trying to explain my position on "religion" to a ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I simply explain that I believe that the good that you do here, if it is rewarded at all, is rewarded here. The evil that you do, if it is punished at all, is punished here. and when you're dead, you're dead. No need to get into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Might have to play this down to keep you lot from panicking.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I bet he thought only the mud races got it. Guess there was someone in the woodpile in his ancestry.

Oops wrong escort

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

probably rides better.

Religion...Just Weirdos in Robes Making Shit Up

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

I used to have to explain to our camera people , the guy in the white dress is the pope. Center him in the print

He hasn't actually said this (yet)!

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

So 50 years of untreated syphilis beat the Covid?

Only 32 percent of the patients with altered mental functions from COVID were able to do basic ...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

There could very well be a second trip to Walter Reed, contrary to appearances he has only moved from ICU to the covid ward. The Whitehouse medical unit is set up for everything short of level one trauma .

And Trump claims Joe Biden is on drugs.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

Project much? If you want to know what trump is doing or planning, just look at what he accuses others of doing.

I've never related to Baby Yoda more.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

It's a trick to make you buy new computers after you fling it against the wall

Life is a lie...

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

You've been caught

When you see it... Don't spoil it for others.

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

nummy

I can already here the groaning

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2020:

groan

SophiaMomGrace 1

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

No doubt about it, a scammer https://agnostic.com/member/SophiaMomGrace

Advice to Mom

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

oops

Just going to leave these here!😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

good ones

Happy Monday everyone! What does October mean to you?

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2020:

I'm going to miss all the Halloween fun this year, but I'm doing a lot of get out the vote work. The get out the vote is a staple every other year. Halloween should be back next year.

Three funnies

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

love the fart car

[iflscience.

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I have several different ways of thinking, internal monologue, actually thinking out loud when I need to focus and slow down my racing thought process and intensify focus, recalling a mental picture and manipulating the picture.

I have a new granddaughter arriving in about 3 months.

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Great job!

I would really welcome comments from US members on this small part of their culture.

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I knew families that ate it when I was growing up in SW Louisiana. A few years ago it started spreading in the city I live in. I have to cut it back and it still spreads. The plant has a large bulbous root that will send up new shoots for years. Even digging the root out only spreads the plant, as each small rootlet will grow into a new plant. I've tried a lot of different survival food, but Poke is way too much work.

You're Moving Out Today – A MeidasTouch & Bette Midler Production - YouTube

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

LMAO

I blame Ted Turner

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

One of the common effects of covid is an inability to control your bowels, It would be more than fitting if he tries to get up too soon to see him shit himself in front of everyone while on camera.

Some of us get this

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

she looks Happy

Wait... Is that an option??!!

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Nah, they just upgrade sometimes.

Phydeaux ??

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

Try French, I have spent more time trying to explain how to say my name than you can imagine. Hell in one generation of my family there are 4 different spellings among the siblings.

I am not wishing Donald Trump dead but I just realized that his corpse would make a better President...

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2020:

I would not throw gasoline on him if he were on fire, but that does not mean I won't sit back and cheer karma on as she fucks him in the ass with a telephone pole.

Halloween is cumming...

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

Not exactly the best opening line.

Public Service Announcement: (or is that pubic service announcement?)

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

You say that like it's a bad thing. lol

Agnostic Dot Com

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

facebook newsfeed

The changes we have witnessed are unthinkable.

glennlab comments on Oct 3, 2020:

The current situation is as close to 1984 as we have ever come.