So it looks like Social Security and Medicare and Veterans' Benefits will be the next victims of the...

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I think the billionaire boys club and the rethuglicans better rethink cutting veterans benefits again. they should not forget they they taught these people to kill without regret or remorse, effectively and silently. If they have nothing left to lose, aren't they worried that some of them might ...

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Anonbene like riding a bicycle, once learned, just a little practice and you're right back in the saddle.

Today is a day that will never come again ☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Just starting my third cup

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Sheannutt All I have to do is repot my cactus, since they are trying to float away in the deluge we've been having so I'll get started in a few hours.

a little positive message

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Apparently I'm too much for people here and I don't even know them. Lol. Those people aren't my people... Frankie says relax...

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

@Cutiebeauty I've watched you since you joined the site and have been impressed with you, keep up the good work. Best of luck in the months ahead, the hormones kick in shortly, so be prepared.

a little positive message

ShuMei2018 comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I hear that alot from men. "You're too open about your atheism. You're not feminine enough. You don't cook. You talk about politics too much. You care too much about people."

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

Gender roles are meaningless except as to who gets pregnant, beyond that it is up to the individual and their partner (s). My ex forgot how to cook after the first meal I cooked for her. You are who you are and enjoy what you enjoy and no should tell you different.

a little positive message

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Apparently I'm too much for people here and I don't even know them. Lol. Those people aren't my people... Frankie says relax...

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

hang in there

Horseface...

coralisthree comments on Oct 17, 2018:

i was going to post that first one today! nice job beating me to it!

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

so many people, and the same hilarious idea.

a little positive message

Sticks48 comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I didn't even know l had people! I don't have to feed them, do l?

glennlab replies on Oct 17, 2018:

nope

The Only Alert We Want From Don the Con

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

As much as i want he and Pence gone, They have to wait until Jan 6. Can you say President Ryan?

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

@Krysia22 But the retirement is not effective until the new congress is sworn in Jan 6, anytime before that and if both trump and pence are gone, Prez Ryan.

Cute3 couples costumes

Livinlife comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Lol, could be a costume for an entire group

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

people would be dieing to be part of that group

Cute3 couples costumes

AtheistInNC comments on Oct 16, 2018:

KOOL-AID!

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

Don't drink the kool-aid

I saw this on Facebook. I thought this was pretty accurate.

OldGoat43 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Tammy Faye

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

I fell in love with Tammy Faye, I figured she had to look better in the morning without her makeup.

It's just a joke white girls

Umbral comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Not all white girls have stretch marks around their lips. Just in some states after family reunions.

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

or if they're a Trump.

Pocahontas vs. Pinocchio

Freedompath comments on Oct 16, 2018:

GREAT point! I hope someone takes that to the mainstream, ASAP!

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

Posted it to FB, people are already sharing it.

Everyone is thinking of cute costumes for Halloween, including retro, but I think I found ...

Donotbelieve comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Hey! I'm going as the Kool-aid Man. Where's my Jim Jones?

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

If you weren't so far, and it so cold there, I'd do it.

No thanks. I'll just keep the job I have.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Oh my.... The other one is giving a handjob lol

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

Got to make sure there are no sharp edges, quality control.

Everyone is thinking of cute costumes for Halloween, including retro, but I think I found ...

CaroleKay comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Lol! Maybe Offenders is the place to be...

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

didn't mean to offend, Sometimes I'm not sure where to post, I do have a dark sense of humor.

Such a planet, so many jokes

Pralina1 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Hahahahahahahah ! I should print this Mr Glenn and take it to ED !!! Talking about Uranus deliveries there !!! HahahahahahHaha!!!

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

Love your sense of humor

Finally, a drink that doesn't have too much .

Tomfoolery33 comments on Oct 16, 2018:

WTF?

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

pretty much, yeah.

Finally, a drink that doesn't have too much .

Boogey comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I bet it tastes as bad as moxie

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

Probably worse.

Love my horses, the more the merrier.

Boogey comments on Oct 16, 2018:

That's one sick looking horse

glennlab replies on Oct 16, 2018:

oh come on Sea Biscuit was one of the best there ever was

finally real choices

Pralina1 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I don't get it , wet napkins ?

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

@Pralina1 If we didn't get funny comments, this whole group would be meaningless

finally real choices

Pralina1 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I don't get it , wet napkins ?

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

More like not needing wet napkins.

As a Cajun, I can tell you this is an understatement

phxbillcee comments on Oct 15, 2018:

So, this won't do it? LOL!

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

that's as close to heresy as you can get.

Who's really on welfare?

Pralina1 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

In my litle brain , that's what a great country is . A country that looks after its citizens at their hardest moments . A country that cares to have healthy citizens and citizens w bread on the table . Thirty and forty years ago , I only knew USA from movies and books . And in my mind , it was that ...

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

We are all evolving all the time, the only question is into what, you have become a butterfly.

Good news Earthwomen: temperatures are dropping, and so are men's standards.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

You lower your standards until they are met, I've gone from 200 pages to where I am now to final desperation at 2, pulse & female.

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

@Hellas It's been so long since I looked at my list I forgot that one.

That is one way to look at it...

Hathacat comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Yes, I am a terrifying person! Fear me! Dang, I almost did that without giggling....

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

you're a pussy cat.

Actual photo of a church sign I've been driving by daily for the past two weeks.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Why are all the Hispanics lining up at the back door?

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

@dkp93 hey sus = Jesus a popular Hispanic name

OK, now this one is scary

Donotbelieve comments on Oct 15, 2018:

That just turned a pregnant woman's stomach. Ugh!

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

That should turn anyone's stomach.

Not Halloween, but part of the season

MarvelAnn comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I'm so relieved this is not real. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pumpkin-spice-charmin/

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

I hope you really didn't have to snopes it, I'd feel bad.

anyone see this movie?

silverotter11 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Kanye *is* into big butts. Just sayin'.

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

they don't get any bigger.

I wonder what mark his teacher gave him on the project?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Hope it didn't dick up his average.

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

@Umbral I had never seen one with teeth before

Especially when 28 hr awake . Go ahead , make fun woman !

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Very difficult to do lol.

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

enough lube, you'd be surprised what fits.

For all the SJW's, Millennials, Or any other younger ones that get all their info from Buzzfeed and ...

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Who? Me? Lol

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

yep

Know your partner before you start making suggestions.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Holy shit! Guys are always shocked when the tables are turned on them. ROFL

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

that's what makes it funny, by the way, congratulations on your upcoming addition.

Last week a hiker from Arizona went missing on Mt.

Pralina1 comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I don't know a thing about hiking. But if there are safety rules , then there are safety rules . Is always room for additional safety rules , I am sure . But the way I understand this , if u break rule number one , rules 2,3, etc either don't apply either don't matter at this point . If u enter ...

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

well put

@greatnani is awesome!!!! We had a great lunch with the best girl talk.

Hathacat comments on Oct 15, 2018:

How wonderful! I absolutely love hearing about people meeting from here! I certainly wish I didn’t live so far from people who are on here!

glennlab replies on Oct 15, 2018:

Same here, I've met 2 people that i first met here, and both were long road trips. I'm lucky in that I have the time to travel, and I enjoy it.

Please be careful when you chose your costume parts

StrongHappySilly comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Fake vagina from under-developed siamese twin growing out of your cheek

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

two points

Please be careful when you chose your costume parts

Sticks48 comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I would put it in my palm. ?

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

that's just wrong, like she said

Retribution....

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

wrong head.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee if they're going to recycle memes, I'm going to recycle comments from time to time.

Almost that time.

Umbral comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Canada apologizes for creating Michael. And Celine And Justin

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Umbral pretty please, we'll even through in Trump for free.

Going for the exacta

moonmaid comments on Oct 14, 2018:

That would do it! Do you have bumper stickers?

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

probably could

[youtu.be]

TheDoubter comments on Oct 14, 2018:

not familiar with him

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

better known as john cougar mellencamp

I follow a few people, and I notice they post under boards called “Politics” and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Those are categories for posts, not groups. When you go to post or browse click on the category.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Closeted the site can be a little confusing at times, so don't hesitate to reach out for help if you can't get what/where you want. We may not always give you the right answer, but at least we will try to help.

If he were able to see the news today, he would be so proud.

phxbillcee comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Going for the Dank today!

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

You betcha

First world, meet third world

Boogey comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Which part is third world that's a nice bike

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

Almost everywhere in the third world they have good bikes, they have bike repair/rebuild shops the way we have auto repair shops, with normally enough spare parts to build 10 more bikes.

I follow a few people, and I notice they post under boards called “Politics” and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Those are categories for posts, not groups. When you go to post or browse click on the category.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Closeted when you first log in is the only time i have seen them, but if you wish to post in one, click on the post at the top of the page and in category it has a drop down menu.

Not the best choice :)

KKGator comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today. :D

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@KKGator We still have a Wimpy's Hamburger stand about 3 miles away

Here is one for you ladies to spring on an asshole.

HankSherman comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Have you ever seen a customized metal cover for the handle?? I have one my Dad must have gotten back in the fifties

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

silver or chrome and engraved or etched, oh yeah.

Not the best choice :)

KKGator comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today. :D

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

All right Wimpy.

Little S&M Elmo?

phoenixone1 comments on Oct 14, 2018:

"Oh no...its MR SLUGGO...OH NOOO!"

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

At least he's not gumby

Cracks me up.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Not white enough

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee yes

For all the handy people out there

Boogey comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Boy that just gave me a heart attack just looking at it

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

It gave me all kinds of crazy ideas now that i have a "guest " bathroom with the loss of my roommate. The real engineering feat is disguising it so that no one is aware or might notice it.

Pay attention to your surroundings

Boogey comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Did you ever think that maybe she did this on purpose

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

yep

Leave it to a rabbit to show us the way.

Boogey comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I've never seen a white bunny that didn't have pink eyes or maybe that's a rat

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Boogey New Zealands are one of the major meat rabbits, so they are the ones that make it into the pet trade most often and the white ones most people are familiar with.

One of our local colleges, I wanted to say, institutions of higher learning, but they blew that

Boogey comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I think that's the University of nice titties

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

They're all nice, but you know the expression if you've seen 2 you've seen them all.

Leave it to a rabbit to show us the way.

Boogey comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I've never seen a white bunny that didn't have pink eyes or maybe that's a rat

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

New Zealands have pink eyes, normal white rabbits can have either.

Yeah that's me in a nutshell

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

animals are more fun.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Boogey sounds like fun

Hi.

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Hi Alice, welcome to the community.. Here are some groups that may interest you... Or not.. "Singles/Mingle/Chat Group" "Sexy Classy Pics Group" "Sexual Deviants Group" I'm a member in all three. Best groups on the site. Enjoy

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

and if you're into cheap trashy comedy there are several meme groups

Almost that time.

Umbral comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Canada apologizes for creating Michael. And Celine And Justin

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

we'll forgive you if you take back Ted Cruz.

I used to do a lot of erotic writing back in the day, most paid poorly, but this reminded me of ...

TheGreatShadow comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Are you the guy that wrote the script for the video of the pizza man that delivered, she couldn't pay, invited him inside instead? No wonder why it didn't pay well. :P

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

No, I did travel/beach/ hitchhiker genre

Well, it is Sunday...

mistymoon77 comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I don't care if they are photo shopped, they are fucking funny as shit whoever did these. If they are real.. my hat goes off to them. Takes some brass kahunas to pull those off.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

Most are real, see my replies to KKGator. They are meant to attract attention and make people do double takes.

I guess I went from old to new...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I don't feel the need to proclaim it, anymore than I need to proclaim I am male or white. I simply am, if you get to know me, you will discover that about me as well as a wealth of other knowledge.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@phxbillcee nah, I'm good.

Well, it is Sunday...

KKGator comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I'm convinced they know what they're doing with these signs. They can't be THAT oblivious.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@KKGator You're not their target audience, the signs are for people that are actively seeking a church, but do not have one, or are current members that need a push to show up. The levels of marketing depend on how the church wants to grow and how much work is going to be involved in a new member.

Well, it is Sunday...

KKGator comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I'm convinced they know what they're doing with these signs. They can't be THAT oblivious.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

It is very deliberate, the double meaning is intended to make you look. It is standard marketing and many churches actually have committees that brainstorm to come up with these gems. If someone photographs it, the church name is on the marquee , sometimes with the address and phone number. Marketing 101 and having spent years in church management,

Good Sunday morning to you all ☕☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I couldn't find my coffee cup this morning, no biggie, I've got plenty. Third cup of coffee and it was starting to cool off, so got ready to zap it in the microwave, bazinga there was my coffee cup from yesterday.

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Sheannutt I still get distracted easily, ...squirrel!!

If I can pee ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Have you ever tried to aim one of those things?

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Sheannutt imagine a firehose that has a mind of its own, but you have to aim it based on where it is hitting, and the nozzle can change sizes randomly, with the pressure varying the entire time you are using it. Now you have to aim it at arms length based on memory.

Not really deviant, but a good start

Kattywampus69 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

So, it's Wednesday...hahaha (jk)

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 retirement has made me ignore the calendar except when I need to be somewhere.

Not really deviant, but a good start

Kattywampus69 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

So, it's Wednesday...hahaha (jk)

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

I like the way you think

Kinda salty...

Deveno comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Clearly, it's what you make "jerked chicken" with....

glennlab replies on Oct 14, 2018:

I'm not jerking a chicken

Not really deviant, but a good start

MarlaRochelle comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Sounds like a plan

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

great minds and all that crap lol

One of our local colleges, I wanted to say, institutions of higher learning, but they blew that

Umbral comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I would sip from that.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

I'd probably try to pull the opening apart and lick the contents

One of our local colleges, I wanted to say, institutions of higher learning, but they blew that

Pralina1 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Xmas gifts to some of my religious nurses ! In my dreams of course , I won't dare , but it's my dream Mr Glenn I ll make it as big as I want right ?? ???

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

some wouldn't notice for a while. lol

One of our local colleges, I wanted to say, institutions of higher learning, but they blew that

Zoohome comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Ouch. Maybe the kid at the graphics place is a UNT dropout

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

When they changed from NTU to UNT, they made a host of mistakes like that. The radio station was dubbed KUNT, K for west of the Mississippi and the university initials. Instead became KNTU after a board member realized what it was. The students have a blast with it, but admin has heart attacks.

One of our local colleges, I wanted to say, institutions of higher learning, but they blew that

LEPeff comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Where can I get one?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

amazon and etsy still have them

One of our local colleges, I wanted to say, institutions of higher learning, but they blew that

LEPeff comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Where can I get one?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Just checked, the bookstore changed the design, Ill see if there are any still out there

One of our local colleges, I wanted to say, institutions of higher learning, but they blew that

LEPeff comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Where can I get one?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

UNT bookstore had them(Denton TX)

Kinda salty...

Annitonn comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Hmmmm...have they been drinking pineapple juice?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

y'all are terrible, in a good way.

Kinda salty...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I had a blast going through the supermarket in Belize, so many things made me laugh.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 I remember seeing cock pepper sauce that made me snap my knees together.

Kinda salty...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I had a blast going through the supermarket in Belize, so many things made me laugh.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 My plan right now is next summer if the VA finishes all the work I have to have done. I'll know a lot more after the 22nd. So yeah, I know to take more of the silly pics than I have in the past.

Kinda salty...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I had a blast going through the supermarket in Belize, so many things made me laugh.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Kattywampus69 I carried my camera everywhere except when we were going to the store. I was staying with a friend in San Pedro and she lived on the 4th floor of the townhouses, so every pound was an extra ton by the time you got to the top. I also figured that I would be going back soon and could spend a lot more time with silly shit. The VA has slowed that down.

Solitary confinement, followed by a jail break out a narrow tunnel.

ThisGuy comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Less of these guys are using the tunnel. https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/10/12/656198429/rate-of-c-sections-is-rising-at-an-alarming-rate

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Early release program?

Pay attention to your surroundings

ThisGuy comments on Oct 13, 2018:

It is only bad if you are not delivering on the promise.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@ThisGuy makes perfect sense now.

It's never too early to practice

Kattywampus69 comments on Oct 13, 2018:

So, it's Tuesday?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Any day works for me

It's never too early to practice

Science-guy comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Wait! What about the hint?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

who cares, if it's done right!

Leave it to a rabbit to show us the way.

Hathacat comments on Oct 13, 2018:

That's a cute bunny!

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

The eye got me.

Here is one for you ladies to spring on an asshole.

SkagwayKim comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Love it! Thanks.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

always willing to help

That's how everyone cooks their eggs righ?

Annitonn comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Doesn’t look like she used anything to keep The eggs from sticking either

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Annitonn You tell him

Pay attention to your surroundings

ThisGuy comments on Oct 13, 2018:

It is only bad if you are not delivering on the promise.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

And that would be bad why?

Look at that face!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I think I know her.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Hathacat no kidding

Look at that face!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I think I know her.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Hathacat Anytime we breed a not natural version of an animal, they seem to develop problems.

What a post for a rainy, cold , dark, yucky day in Texas.

Sheannutt comments on Oct 13, 2018:

The first week in November I'll be hearing it every day.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Sheannutt Have fun, I've done the North Oregon coast in November (Tillimook and Haystack Rock) and it can be really nice, and really crappy, kind of depends on the day.

Here is one for you ladies to spring on an asshole.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Wow! Old picture! Who has one of those antiques?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Had one like that until about 20 years ago when I remodeled the phone nook out of the hall way.

What a post for a rainy, cold , dark, yucky day in Texas.

Sheannutt comments on Oct 13, 2018:

The first week in November I'll be hearing it every day.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Where are you heading?

From the way back machine

chalupacabre comments on Oct 13, 2018:

What's an opinion for, if not to ruffle feathers?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

my feeling exactly

You know what you did!! No, I don't???

Umbral comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Young people might as well practice that look and get it down.

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

going to have to use it a lot.

What a post for a rainy, cold , dark, yucky day in Texas.

Angelina comments on Oct 13, 2018:

That sounds lovely. If only the was a decent beach nearby ?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Angelina I've gone the last 2 years, but i had surgery this summer and that really messed up my schedule. I go during the off season, so there is not a "lot" of night life, but the beach is fun. The last time I spent a month to see if I would be able to survive as a local. Figured out i could and probably would once I got all my dental stuff taken care of.

You know what you did!! No, I don't???

MarlaRochelle comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Only because it could be any number of things

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Doesn't really matter, unless you're told upfront what you did, the dressing down is wasted.

Important PSA!!! (Thanks to @Rudy1962 in "Memes R Us")

SkagwayKim comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Question: how do I get the cow off my car?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

ask not how to get the cow off the car, ask how to explain it in such a way that insurance will cover it.

For all the handy people out there

RavenCT comments on Oct 13, 2018:

There's now a Share button on posts. I'm not entirely sure how I feel about copying a thread of other comments however. Thought I'd explain that here. Maybe get some feedback.. (Note I did tell him I was stealing it and I could have done it the old fashioned way - copy and paste.). I ...

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

Having been the copyright person at a national newspaper, jokes and recipes are not copyrightable, so while I feel your cringe, it is not only right, it is acceptable to steal even without attribution.

What a post for a rainy, cold , dark, yucky day in Texas.

Hathacat comments on Oct 13, 2018:

When are we going?

glennlab replies on Oct 13, 2018:

@Hathacat 6 hours to a beach, 10 to a good beach. It's easier to fly to FL or Belize.