HIS LIES ARE CREATING AN HISTORIC RECORD OF QUANTITY AND STUPIDITY.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Easy, if his lips or fingers are moving, He's lieing.

This president has made political satire obsolete...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I really feel sorry for the writers at the Onion, how the fuck do you top Trump.

Have some questions for everyone here about their camping plans since this virus took over the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I'm in Texas and it looks like sometime this summer before any campgrounds will be open, state parks are open, but only for daytrippers and you have to make a reservation the day before. So far I've had to cancel 3 trips and have no idea when I'll be able to go anywhere, even close to home.

Has anyone ever looked for a sensor that is activated by sunlight?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

light sensor switch. I can't find it in any of my electrical sites closest is a timer switch

Anti trump meme

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

They were empty,

The Worst Way to be Proven Wrong.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

He probably wasn't the first and surely won't be the last.

Breaking news!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Too stupid for TV,.

Looking for the perfect gift for the MAGA-it in your life?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Holy shit, Batman

Trump is unnerved at the news Michael Cohen was released from prison early.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Trump is worried since Cohen was never employed by the gov't so they can't require pre-clearance, he has stated it doesn't cover attorney-client interactions and Cohen knows way too much and had to fall on his sword and got no support from trump.

The results are in! According to a new Pew Research poll, over 71% of single Democrats would not ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

I sure wouldn't date a trumper.

WHERE THERE'S HOPE New York’s Assembly majority leader says she still wants to pass a marijuana...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

That is the attitude.

Jesus....(the) Christ in school.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Jay sus, what school is that?

I've been inching my way to level 8 for eternity.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

points.

Would Bailey’s be better?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

Yes!

Jack knows

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

If rum can't fix it try a different liquor.

Oops problem

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

too small a glass.

I think I should go to an Optometrist...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

He knows better than to complain about left overs.

Makes you wonder....

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2020:

so true

Beautiful tiny things: I have had my little Saxafraga x geum ‘Dentata’ plants for several years...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

lovely

Not all sports are canceled due to Covid=19. Here is one to do at home. [static.boredpanda.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

good one

🍟🍜🍔🍎🍰 So my little food bank project is going well.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

Keep up the good work.

If America has known peace for only 17 years since 1776, does that make them the most aggressive ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

How do you define peace, and where are your facts and specifics?What constitutes aggression? Until you define all those terms, this is exercise in futility to bash the US.

When I die, as we all must, I hope for peace: maybe even a dreamless sleep as the Buddhist's yearn ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

If you've ever had surgery, I see death as similar, except permanent. When they put you under, you lose awareness of everything, no sensation, no light, no darkness, nothing.

You had one job.Fail.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

good ones

People who don't get satire.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2020:

One member has had his satire misunderstood so much that he now tags his satire "satire"

Hi there. I just joined up.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

welcome

Beat 'em with their own book.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Few will ever see the irony in their own beliefs and statements of their faith.

I've never seen a taco this mad!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Someone is going to get hurt, steer clear.

The question is, do men read directions?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

They must, when it was what they were going to do anyhow.

What sayings would one have to stop using if they wanted to fully De God their life?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Why would you need to? Exclamations are for effect not testimony. It is part of out collective culture and can be very effective to get our meaning across.

Nobody better repost this we wouldn't want to offend Trump's press secretary now would we?...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2020:

Trump saw the resemblance before he hired her, was the only thing on her resume.

Go ahead and sing it... 🎶

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

with three hundred children and a crock in the field.

Clorox,Dettol and Lysol too.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

He is making meme makers work overtime.

"Philadelphia Skateboarders, 1967"

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

I'd like to see some of today's hotdoggers try their tricks on these old steel wheeled skinny boards.

When do you suppose was the last time it looked like this?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

going to guess NEVER>

For when you're really rusty.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

It's been so long, I'm going to need 3 in 1 penetrating oil.

N URGENT CALL TO PEOPLE WHO LOVE OUR PRESIDENT.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

New Trump 2020 campaign poster

Yes. This is our Wharton educated man in the office.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

Wharton would ask for its degree back if he had actually graduated.

Another groaner....

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

That dog can make almost anything funny. ALMOST anything.

My long lasting blooms are here, Southern Magnolia, Aloe, and Amaryllis. Spring has sprung.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2020:

The magnolia tree was one of the selling points when I got the property. One of the saddest days I had over the years was when I brought one of the blooms and placed it in a bowl of water by my computer. I loved the perfume from the blossom and marveled at the little matchstick stamen, then I started sneezing, violent sneezes. I left the room and it stopped. sat back down and it started again. Now I enjoy it outside and marvel at its beauty, just no picking the flowers. @freeofgod @tinkercreek @redheadgrammy @heidi68 @owlinasack

Who would do such a thing?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

and not very good cookies at that.

The Delivery Foods Americans are Ordering More During Lockdown

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I haven't had delivery in 6 months, and haven't eaten takeout in a month and a half.

Happy Thursday! Who do you go out of your way to be nice to?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

I generally try to be nice to everyone, but I try a little harder for people that seem down or have just had to put up with an unpleasant experience.

These vintage lamps are pretty awesome, would you use them now?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Going to go with a hard NO. of course I wasn't thrilled with them when they were in style.

Does anyone else worry that orange-boy will try to go out with a big bang?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

failure to follow the order to launch would constitute a military coup. The same issue came up under Nixon, I would expect the same type of response from the JCS that occurred then. The chairman would explain that it is an illegal order and that he would refuse to allow it to be carried out.

Coffee in hand, have a great Thursday🤗

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

right, that's coffee..

Doing my first shift testing people for covid tomorrow wish me luck .

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Stay safe and fight the good fight.

My son asked a provoking question this morning. "Can insects get covid19?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Typically pathogens that are passed pneumonicaly do not need an intermediary.

Squirrels according to dogs.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Squirrel!!!

I say thoughts and prayers.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

a cement block.

Stock-piling is NOT for those with insufficient willpower?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Next cover all the mirrors.

Well a wee bit of an ironic tale from the Lock-down here.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

After he gets his water bill, or they cut off his water, he will probably get a lesson in humility, though these types seldom learn from the lessons.

Bill should know

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Got to remember that one.

I made a new friend today during my walk...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Wall dragons. or as some call them in Central America lunch.

MeToo.......

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2020:

Not a problem, people should remember that minutes after that was uttered, he was hung.

[facebook.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

Take good care of yourself.

B. A. C. O. N.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

You know I love bacon

Many people knew about trump for a very long time.[youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

He's been a prick for a long, long time, I still can't believe he was the best the republicans could come up with.

Cats wearing hats made from their own fur.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2020:

I've had more than one cat that I said I could make another cat from all the fur they left around.

I see nothing wrong with this...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I don't care if they're plump or not, I do however prefer them nude.

UPDATE: Lisa has been on the phone all day trying to find out about her stimulus check, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Irs has identifiers that tell them if the check went to a temp account (that's what all tax prepares set up for you if you either get an advance from them or have their fees deducted from your refund). By law they can only make one deposit into that account per year. The SS match should be done this week with deposits made by May 6. There is a huge disconnect between what they are telling taxpayers and what the reality is. check the bank account where your SS is deposited. The banks will know that they are getting the deposits 3-5 days before they show up in your account.

How many of these games did you play as a kid? We had Monopoly😐

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Concentration, but more earlier games.

Don't they look like ducks?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

You're not supposed to do a 15 minute session on the shopvac

Hair-raising

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I wonder how many times he's been swatted, thrown out, or asked to leave.

Happy Tuesday! What food is delicious, but a pain to eat?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Lobster and crab, but more than worth it. My pomgranates are starting to bloom, so come September I should be ass deep in them if all goes as it should.

Scary!!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

I really believe that they flash their guns because they can't flash their dicks. Not because they'd get in trouble, but the cost of handing out all those magnifying glasses is too much.

Typical Trumper, all those flavours to choose from but they only see two choices.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Give her a break, she hasn't been able to yell at a manager in a month.

Firms in tax havens axed from state bailout in Denmark, Poland - Business Insider

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

We should go one farther and add that no company that has not paid US income taxes in any of the previous 3 years should be ineligible for relief, since they already got it and pissed it away.

We may be doing more harm than good.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Out of curiousity, when was the last time that bodies in the US have had to be stored in refrigerated trucks because there was not the capacity to either inter or cremate them all. This is not like any disease since the Black Plague, it is a true pandemic that unless it is contained has the potential to wreck global depression of a magnitude never seen before. They tried your way for the first 4 months all it got us was more death and a mushroom of infection. We knew in November(the Trump administration briefed the Israilies in November) that this disease was well on its way.

Be careful what you wish for you just might get it

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Bunch of wusses.

meow back, why doncha?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

whatever it was it obviously shocked her sensibilities.

Oh geez! LMAO!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2020:

Ever seen those mortuary pictures of the dead from the 1800s, wish this was one of those.

I came home after having been away for two months.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Say everything you want to say, get it all out of your system. once you are sure that all the anger and frustration is out and passed, invite them over for drinks and thank them (also note, never ask them to do that task again). Then start over if you can't save the plants.

Now my quail will have a mansion.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

are you going to put that in the bird pen or outside it?

Has anyone ever raised a few chickens along with their garden and if so how did it work out for you?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

looks like a good idea.

Q. Anallingis or Cunnillingis? A. Taint Easy... :::ducking:::

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

You're taking too big a bite.

Fire snail just might be the low maintenance pet we've been waiting for.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Have you ever tried to keep a snail fed, plus they they can literally fuck themselves so you only need one to procreate.

I would've changed you to y'all...

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Mitch the bitch may have eliminated has electoral advantage.

Old ad....wow! Have you ever?

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

It was a way to get you to buy the "other" dishes in their sets. I remember the salesmen coming into the store pitching that since people already had the dessert dish and wine glass, they would want the other dishes to match, and quite a few people did.

Dad joke Monday

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Groaner for 4 in a row, one more for a yatzee

Good Monday Morning 🤗

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Bah Humbug. I mean and a good Monday morning to you too. lol

Moral Compass

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

I'm going to respond with a meme that probably says it better than I can

[photos.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

nice.

I know. Juvinille. Still funny. (Goonies is a great movie!)

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2020:

Every time I hear him say it, that is picture I see.

Hello people, I've been looking for a new favorite group since I don't seem to get my old favorite ...

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2020:

welcome

Math is hard

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2020:

makes it harder to price compare.

Happy zombie jeebus, pagan sex day

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2020:

Same to you

Today I did a little trimming of the basement girls.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Do you make a tincture out of your trim, or just discard it?

Turd cartoon!

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

He should take Lincolns advice and go to a play.

Does anyone have any luck or can share a method to grow onions and garlic?

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

I've found that onion and garlic do best over the winter in the south, i like to plant in sept and october, the 1015 onion was named after the date of set planting in the Rio Grande Valley.

It's sad just how true this is.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Not going to work for me, I keep forgetting to take them.

Holding of the Testy-festy... Check.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

ah nuts.

Interesting.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

The male scientist that did discover it were very popular.

Knitting club.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

It probably scared him when he saw who had summoned him.

If you're spending the night at a friend's house, hear them loudly "getting it on" in their room at ...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

If you didn't say anything after the first time and still spent the night, I'm sure they assumed you were OK with it. If you did say something and it happened again, what were you thinking. They may have been rude, but you were asking to be insulted. When you tolerate borhish behavior, after you've voiced your feelings, you are complicit.

We all need something to make us laugh and who better than Mel Brooks.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2020:

Love Mel brooks

Asking for a friend...

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

You can only use positions where you are not facing each other

What if you could eat only one food for the rest of life? , what food would you choose and why?

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I have a tough time eating anything more than 2 days in a row, so that's going to be a hard pass for me.

Interesting times

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

There are squirrels?

If only.....

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

I'll buy the tickets