Be careful out there...

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Took the back way, thanks for the heads up.

We are finally going home, after three weeks in Perth in involuntary quarantine.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

You get to sleep in your own bed again, and refill the fridge.

Hey y'all, Some douche is going around messaging women a stpd message.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

Looks like you won the boobie prize, which isn't bad for a 2 incher.

G'day everyone, I'm new to this site.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2020:

All are looking good.

When I put my cursor over the likes icon, it no longer gives a list of who liked it.

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

It is working for me, phone or computer. Computer empty your cache.

Why Did He Cancel Pandemic Plan??

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

At the current rate of testing we will have tested everyone in only 2200 days or a lttle over 6 years, but our testing is great.

I am amazed the check was good:

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

Hers much like ours is being paid by someone else.

I was having a discussion today as to whether trump could best be described as a bigot or as a ...

glennlab comments on Apr 16, 2020:

cocksuckingdicklingafterbirthofagangbang. ok not one word, but you get my gist.

Day 75.....

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

FUNNY

Not too bright.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

She better hope they are dethorned.

Got my free mask! not me, not my mask.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Never seen the movie, but I've seen enough different memes to assume it's a scifi villain.

Trump's decision to de-fund the World Health Organization at the beginning of a global pandemic is ...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Legally he cannot defund the WHO, these are congressionally mandated payouts. Nancy has already told him so.

[nbcnews.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Indiana is about a month behind Texas in having their assholes bloom, I am more than willing to let them die so I don't have to put up with their bullshit.

sounds plausible

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Wow! You can't argue with logic like that, well you could, but why even try.

Posting my animal memes in the comments

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

funny

Hello.

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

It looks like we are having some software glitches, write a reply to your post, then add pics to it.

I don't know when the fix will be in, but you can post memes by putting up your post, the replying ...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

like this

New Dating App (Bad taste encouraged, remember?

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Whatever works.

I LOVE ferns, especially the dozen or so varieties I've collected in my woodland yard (if only I had...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

Post your pics as a reply they should post

No photo...

glennlab comments on Apr 15, 2020:

post it as a reply lol, it actually works

Walked during lunch to get away from drama at work.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Post the pic as a comment, it should take.

Hi! I’m kind of an awkward and socially anxious person, but wanted to make some like minded ...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

welcome

The Shit-Show Rages On: [rawstory.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

He's like a kid that cheated on his oral presentation, gets called out on it and lashes out in the lowest form of defense.

That's not 6 feet!

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

that's only 4 feet, need another person for 6 feet.

Something like that.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

That's us.

I've seen several of these, but I like it.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Best one so far

Oops mistake

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I heard that, oops no I didn't!

Pidgeon blues

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Can't spot a bald headed man anywhere.

Yeah how is it done

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

add sugar and yeast and some fruit juice

When someone, somewhere prefers you not die. <3

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

It's wonderful when someone cares enough to make sure you're OK.

Workers wiping down the inside of buses at the end of a run in Perth.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I wonder if they will continue the practice after this is past. It has long been a repository of germs.

Cats Cats Cats

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

loved the couldn't find my cat. rest are very good.

Sorry if this is a duplicate.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

No need to apologize, if it's funny, it's funny. i haven't seen it in over a year.

I’m also a newbie and still exploring at this late age.

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Welcome

"Starting" to think?

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Never thought I would say Robert Reich was slow on the pick up.

Did anyone read about tRumps appearance yesterday?

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

I think the networks should charge the campaign for the time he uses or refuse to carry it live until it can be vetted.

I have to say that baby dedication ceremonies are by far on top of one of the most cultish aspects ...

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

that's better than chopping part of a boy's penis. no different, just better

Bored, you say?

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2020:

Now I understand.

Does it deserve a second chance?

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I avoid mornings by not getting up until noon most days lately, no where to go, nothing to do, no one to see. I can get it all accomplished with minimal effort.

This is undeniable...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Well they claim he is a genius.

We are all victims.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I am a victim of gravity. Many many times.

Vaccine side effects can be interesting:

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

We have had several drugs brought to market because of pressing circumstances and several have had dire consequences for a few of the subjects.

Trump claims that as president, his 'authority is total' - Business Insider

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

He figures if his buddy Putin could throw out a constitution in Russia, he should be able to here.

I'm wildly enthusing over my veg patch, hope not too boring! Today managed to put up a shade tunnel ...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I'd love to garden in the tropics, but I bet the fantastic growth also applies to the weeds.

Found on fbuk and shared on14th April 2020 for no other reason than to activate your senses & brain.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

That's in the Blue food group, right? Otherwise you better stay on your toes.

Something we should consider in these times.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I would hunt for food, but I've never seen a wild Dorrito

Halfway To Paradise. - Billy Fury...from all the way back to 1961. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I liked the Bobby Vinton version better, but this is good

I'd like to introduce you to our new community manager, @CommunityTom who is starting this week.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Welcome, look forward to your inputs.

Read me that again.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

got to see it from his vantage point.

Hello fellow recluses, we're in our fifth week of isolation now, good job that my wife and I are ...

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I think he is being a realist. alcohol withdrawal can make some people very mean.

That's just not right.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

marketing

I just missed another chance at getting a good picture of a pileated woodpecker.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I missed a shot of a bobcat the other night, after i thought about it, probably better that I did.

Let's Play A Game. What's YOUR alpha-numeric code??

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

24A

Wh... What?

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

I thought lobster pizza was a push, but after trying it, I'll give this a enthusiastic try.

Nailed It!

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

funny

How many remember watching old television shows like Zorro.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

zorro, lone ranger, sky king, roy rogers yeah.

More corona memes.

glennlab comments on Apr 13, 2020:

Yes, yes, and thank the engineers!

Oops too much time home

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

too chill!

Naughty bird

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Big Bird's into beading?

CHICKEN CORDON BLEU This is a really easy recipe and you can whip it up in about an hour.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I make a variation of this as a 9 x 12 pan sized piece. Fill the bottom of the pan with sliced chicken breasts. sliced ham next, then cheese, add another layer of sliced chicken breasts, then season, top with bacon slices cook as above.

In this year's Easter Menu:

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Did you do those or just get the pics? regardless, very funny.

Hi, I just wanted to say hello to everyone.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Welcome if you have questions ask, you will get answers, some of the even correct.

Easter eggs done right. [bloody-disgusting.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

liked the easter cake better.

Snoooooooore

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

mid drip

This one's killin me...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

No curls?

[archaeology.org] Goddess painting inside coffin

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I wonder how much other stuff is hidden in museums that no one has discovered.

So happy Easter, y'all.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Looks like the rabbits are winning

Is this you?

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

yup

I'll be moving back home, to Cleveland OH (no wisecracks - I love my city), probably September, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I hate moving, best of luck.

Up the bunny butt

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

tickled me funny

Just a little corona humour..

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

little trekky humor is always good.

I get my Timelord mate confused with the inventor of the steam engine.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

nerd humor, love it.

On my day after my quarantine in Perth I went on a bus to a shopping centre.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

Are you having to wear masks and gloves?

Shitty meme.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

where did you find a spanish penguin?

All I can do is sit here whilst gazing out, with a mug of coffee.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

At least you have a nice view

Meanwhile the crooks are still out there....

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

No but I'll send him a big fuck off.

I experienced nearly half the symptoms of COVID when I saw this - my apologies if it's a repost ...

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

If they are funny, they are funny. As long as you aren't reposting your own stuff. I think the record was 6 different people posting the same meme in a 24 hour period.

Remember to wash thoroughly!

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

For at least 20 minutes with acid.

At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot.

glennlab comments on Apr 12, 2020:

I laughed way toooo much at that.

Oops...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

did the airbag deploy? first question the cops going to ask. second question, have you been drinking tonight?

Quarantine meme

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Take another couple of years before I got that bad.

I need that coat.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Thought you needed past tense

Do it right!

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I would worry more about that sauce

Follow me for more tips & ideas.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

light weight

These great questions and answers are from the days of "Hollywood Squares.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Funny

Happy good Saturday morning! I got glorious sleep, and a machine I ordered yesterday is showing as ...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I slept until 1:30, still have groceries I need to process. I bought shrimp and salmon yesterday and the salmon needs to be cut up and the shrimp headed and deviened. I cooked the crawfish yesterday so there is a bag of tails for snacking.

Snake oil salesman? Or just a conspiracy theory POS? Maybe both? [politico.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

It is worse than snake oil, these silver products are poisonous in the long run. Silver should only be used as an external antibacterial (no anti-viral properties are know). Colloidal silver masks symptoms of many diseases and shut down organs resulting in eventual death.

No alerts for me

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

I'm still getting a couple hundred a day.

Well, duh!...

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

What else you going to do?

Alrighty then!

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Love the pun

I was raised as a Christian and only recently became an atheist.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Teach your children to question everything and to accept things that are fact based and be willing to change their beliefs when presented with new facts. Only light can illuminate the darkness, don't try to hide things and don't criticise. Teach them that it doesn't matter you position on an issue if you can logically and emperically defend your position.

Glass Wax, have you ever used it?

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

back before we were worried about residue leaching, and they wonder why we have so much Parkinsons.

This chart is more accurate - alcohol and TP included

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Much more inclusive.

Animal crackers.

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2020:

Oh the punanity

Well like everyone else I suppose I'm spending way more time in the garden and online than usual.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

My amaryllis is just peaking above the ground, probably another 3-4 weeks before they bloom.

What kind of rain?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Don't drink the yellow rain!

Not very many...

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I know, and it bugs me when people bitch about one repeating, damn you wasted what 10 seconds.

[agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

I'll pass.

... ... Yes. . . . Sorry..o

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

Yes he does.

Pew pew pew.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2020:

And they still can't hit anything.