U.S.A. U.S.A. WE'RE NUMBER 1. YAY! KEEP AMERICA GREAT! YAY!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Since we'd only done 45,000 tests to get to that level, our actual infection rate has got to be in the 100s of thousands, no country has had a 50% positive rate on the tests so Trump's refusal to use the WHO tests makes him an attempted murderer and negligent murderer.

What a whiny lil' BITCH!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

He is showing his true colors under pressure.

Cracked me up.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

two words, mini bongs, not only do you not have to share, you don't have to worry about someone bogarting the thing.

Makes sense to me

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

No, if you're alive one day in 2020 you count, better to fill it out now, then you can count as a mortality statistic, a two fer.

Not sick of them yet?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

good ones

Musician funnies.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

like the reference, good one.

Despite my memes... I am taking this very seriously.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

good ones

Happy Sunday.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Good ones

When beetles sing about cows...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Oh the puns, it's probably going to get a lot worse as the isolation continues. (like it)

Apparently not acceptable behavior.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

You need an ox cart, maybe they'll be more receptive.

I've been saying this for years...decades maybe.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Watch out earth, the re-infection is coming.

More homeschooling! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Babysitter of choice for the baby boomers.

Beware gamer's!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

It's going to be hell getting them to go back to work after a couple of weeks of non stop gaming. To hell with baby boom, here comes the carpal tunnel syndrome boom

Another Mom joke, BURN! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Brutal

Our engagement pictures if this is the way now!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

saw the title and thought you had gone all gaga on us

I don't know if it something that I am doing wrong (which it could well be), but I am puzzled by ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

fat fingers? No problem that i can see. get back if the problem persists.

My friends provide the best entertainment! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

We got the same friends (just different names).

Listen to Jesus

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Please.

Megachurch Pastor Jeffress Finally Relents and Moves Services Online Ardent Trump supporter, ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

He is a cancer on Dallas.

Lighthouse cookies??

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Sure they are.

Gatos! Meow.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Laughed too hard at the dancing cats.

More cats, because I hit "submit" on the last post too quick... by mistake. Meow.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

get a hold of your.... fingers.

Today's Bible lesson

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

going to have to give that a try.

I may be wrong, but I think this is an egg salad sandwich toilet paper cake.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

why? that's a shitty cake.

There are some I'm not familiar with, but didn't want to break up the set. Part 1:

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

nice set

If you are neglecting TP and are board on your quarantine vacation here is a project to work on.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

My neighbor has plenty of vines, I'll just pick some of those poison ivy leaves, problem solved, and 45 more created.

Mazie, the lid to your litter box isn't a bathtub. 😹

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

She says it is.

My alcoholic and extrovert friends during this time! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I'm well stocked, and it's cheaper.

omg we had the worst adventure just now.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Cats are quick, and stealthy. Don't be too rough on him. I've had cats scramble up a ladder into the attic before I could stop her, after checking to make sure she was in the other room and closing both doors into the room

There are different types of masks, all made for specific situations.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

works for me

On my way to catch the sunrise... I catch what looks like Ewok eyes?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I keep a spare set of glasses in my camera bag, the problem is when I use them I often forget to put them back.

So, why do you think Texas has such a lower proportion of Corona Virus vs.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

just did some quick fact checking South Korea with a population of 51 million has tested nearly 320,000 people, the US with 330 million people has tested less than 45,000. Both countries had their first case on the same day. SK had prepositioned medical equipment that it made available almost immediately. The US not only had destroyed its stockpiles, but disbanded the agency responsible for responding. Based on the post mortem tests, the virus had been on US soil for at least 6 weeks prior to being detected. The infection is probably 1000s of time worse than is being reported. Texas is not immune, we are just under informed.

Remember the 80's?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

buy you a case

So, why do you think Texas has such a lower proportion of Corona Virus vs.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

NO tests are available, Gov wheelchair and Trumpy made sure that there were insufficient tests, and protective gear for our citizens. Dallas still doesn't have it's testing system up for at risk people. It is not a lack of infection, it is a lack of confirmation of infection.

The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Joan Baez [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I went to R E Lee HS, (68-72) every band played this song on Friday nights when they played us. multiple times. Our revenge was when our band got to play Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye which came out at about the same time.

Who else knows what a Flobee was? Who bought one? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Saw the ads, one person in town bought one, no one else was interested after they saw the results.

Better run.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Oops!

Rearranged the pigs.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Used to do the same thing with my ex's nativity scene. One year she didn't even realize that Spock wasn't one of the wise men.

Tallamy - let your yard go wild! [smithsonianmag.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Both my ex and I have certified backyard nature habitats. It does require some work and while I enjoy it, some people get bent out of shape, I won my code enforcement case.

To all who voted for trump, and to all U lazy motherfuckers who stayed home in 2016.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Selfish muther fuckers one and all.

Would be gardeners should never travel in Spring.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

A university ( I don't remember which one) has been doing a weed study in a closed enviroment . They cover all but one four foot wide section which is changed every year. They are still getting sprouts 80 plus years into the trial. So you will never get rid of all of the weeds, the best you can hope for is control. If you get them before they can go to seed it helps for next year, but your neighbors and the birds are more than willing to spread a little joy.

I'm there......

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Now they can figure out how I do it.

Old ad... who had one?🙂

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I was a few years too old for those.

One of the better covers I've seen. The other is below in the comments... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

really like this one

Almost 3 months into the Covid 19 crisis and all Trump has is as much egg on his face as an 18 month...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

This is actually the 5th month since we became aware, but that only makes it worse.

UTTER FILTH!!! Pastor Steven Andrew of the USA Christian Church "God Sent Coronavirus because of...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I would suggest that if there were a god, he would be more pissed about the people making money off him than people taking care of their needs. The rabbinical texts give explicit instructions for rabbis to cause abortions (ergot), Jesus never said a word about homosexuality, and even devout jews were only required to go to temple on high holy days, You Mammon worshiping scum bag ass should be put on a virus infected cruise ship to pray the virus away.

HELP! When someone checks you as a Fan, what does that mean?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Followers are people that have chosen to follow your posts and comments. When you first join it is a good idea to follow other people through the site, they will lead you to groups that are active and might have like minded people. It will also give you insight as to how things work. Fans are people that have liked what you have posted.

Please welcome @Cutiebeauty who has just joined us in the group.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Welcome @Cutiebeauty I thought you were already a member.

Warning, following donald trump's advice can lead to sudden death.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The problem with having a headline reader as the person in charge. Don't bother him with the facts of why it can't be done, just do it.

I used to be proud to be from Indiana ...[thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The last time I saw this much ass kissing was when i worked for the church. I was one of a few people that was entrusted with the secret that one of our retired bishops was dieing with AIDS. Always the one to find humor in the darkest places, I asked one of the other members of the inner circle if the practice of kissing the bishop's ass had been suspended, his reply "No, it's considered casual contact"

We've no feral cats in our neighborhood, that I know of.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I try to take care of the few ferals that are left in my neighborhood. Since the dog massacre last year, they are super nervous.

Madagascar's forest cats, interesting: [colorado.edu]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Be just like a cat to jump ship and not make it back in time to leave.

A couple more items about those of a certain stage of life.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

What I hate about the floaters is every time I blink they go back to the spot where they were irritating to begin with

Just a little tp humour...... I feel we may be seeing the birth of a new fad....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

You never know when marketing will get a wild hair up their asses.

When you're dry on memes but the stupid demands pushback. May I offer the following....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

side eye, I know its a cat, but @pralina1 it might be worth stealing.

Ok Karen...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I almost posted this on earlier, but I felt I had posted too many already. Thanks for picking up the torch.

Thank god for ... .... at least (my) autocorrect has finally stopped capitalizing god.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Damn you seem angry, and rightfully so.

Please welcome @Hastur to the group. Thought you were already a member!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Welcome @Hastur look forward to your contributions.

We are the world (flashback 80's) - YouTube

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I am surprised at how old my favorite artists are,

Have you ever been mugged?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

mug me!

Military Intelligence?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

The don't travel the same either. The Marines take a sleeping bag. the Army takes tents. the Navy, well they take ships, the Air Force take American Express

I just got punked!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

As cold as it's been up there, did they think you were a woman?

Not a meme but it certainly speaks volumes

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Speaks volumes!

Today's cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

cheezy

Fare thee well Kenny... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

That's the Kenny I have always thought of no matter how well he did elsewhere. 81 and gone

Hello Everyone 🖐️I have newly joined this community from Cyprus 🇨🇾.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

welcome, from Texas, several members from all over.

On it!!! LOL!!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Works better as a slurry mixed with vinegar, and put gloves on before go to the john.

Coronavirus: Forget toilet paper - shoppers in the Netherlands are panic-buying weed

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Essential business only!

"Life is what happens between coffee and wine" - Anonymous

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

There's something happening between coffee and wine? Who knew?

My co-worker keeps rubbing up against my leg. NotMyCoworker

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

wandering up and down the driveway, totally fucking with my motion detection lights and cameras. (they are feral)

Local Pub

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

We should be so lucky, but let's try just in case.

Please say hello to @Bobbyzen who has joined the group, Looking forward to some great Rock music ...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Welcome @Bobbyzen

Let's Twist Again - Chubby Checker [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I've seen him twice both shows he was electrifying the crowd, the shows were 50 years apart.

The light was dancing in the ☁️

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

good shots

431 more points to go to reach level 8!!! Can you help me out?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

145 to go 17:27 CDT.

They don't have to like it.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

works for me.

Happy Friday ...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

cheesiest yet, good show.

431 more points to go to reach level 8!!! Can you help me out?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

You're not there yet?

This is Joe.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I'll take a guy who used to be a racist over one that is a self professed practicing racist any day, he's not my choice.

Today's special!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Isn't it always like that, particularly the feral variety.

20 Pics of Beautiful Finnish Cats Enjoying Their Winter Adventures

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

New meme treasure.

Rule 1 for social distancing!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

There are some people that means about 50 feet.

Covid-19 Low Risk Activities!!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Dogs are going to love this period.

Just got a call from my boss.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I have a pre-existing condition or two, so I am avoiding human contact. Not much different than normal.

I hope some of you are picketing out in front of Kimberly-Clark for not producing toilet paper fast ...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I'm well stocked, I have no idea about those other assholes.

431 more points to go to reach level 8!!! Can you help me out?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Now go back and thank everybody for their points for double points.

More value than cash nowadays

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

some points

Working from home

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

some points

431 more points to go to reach level 8!!! Can you help me out?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

OK seems like I have been slacking, but I've already liked all your comments, so points

Auntie Zelda has finally overcome her fear of these babies.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Good that they are getting animal socialized. Mama may be feeling a little jealous.

Sign the damn paper hooman!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Didn't know they reduced it to writing.

I'm a pot head !

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

take two of these and call me in the morning.

Website calculator for these trying times: how much toilet paper do you have, and how long will it ...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I buy once or twice a year (Costco), since it's not on my list, it will be a while before i run out.

RATS IN PAIN A study of rats suggested that "THC may be more beneficial than CBD for reducing ...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

comfortably numb!

Age test 😁 ???

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

We have a lot of old farts that used this or saw it being used, so not a real test. lol

One day I would love to go to Salem Massachusetts.🖤

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Salem

Who's next????

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

eeeeeh

Photos: Trump altered 'Corona Virus' to 'Chinese Virus' in remarks - Business Insider

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

I call it the"incompetent 45 virus"

Bloomberg promised to do whatever it takes to defeat Trump, so perhaps this is part of his agenda?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Doubt that seriously, it is simply good journalism to point out scientific data that contradicts the bad information being rolled out.

Listening to today's press conference.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2020:

After the number of heads on the carpet, he doesn't need to approve beforehand, They already know the company line.