Based on a true story...

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2024:

Alcohol may not give the best advice.

Based on a true story...

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2024:

dry January lol

I realized I shouldn't have

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2024:

Even worse if you actually need it.

The service here sucks!

glennlab comments on Jan 12, 2024:

Maybe if you weren't such a grouchy old bear, it would be better.

Seems reasonable.

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Since Dan Rather live broadcast from the seawall in Galveston catapulted him to national; TV, every weather person sees it as a career path.

Almost there folks, hang in there

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

I'm retired, don't need the weekend anymore, but for those that do, wish you had a 3 day one.

You need ideas at times

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Kids are OK if you ad enough salt and pepper.

Do you or anybody you know have mood swings?

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

And I'll never date her again.

Valentine's Day comes early this year...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Age old questions.

Valentine's Day comes early this year...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

It's the season.

Valentine's Day comes early this year...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Misguided Love

Valentine's Day comes early this year...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Their holiday

Valentine's Day comes early this year...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Love

Valentine's Day comes early this year...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Get on a health kick

Valentine's Day comes early this year...

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

order early

Have chills and now have cough! FML!!!!

glennlab comments on Jan 11, 2024:

Girl take care of yourself, the crap is going around.

Only someone brain damaged beyond redemption could possibly believe this shit.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

I saw this with no comments, and thought oh fuck another site glitch

When you are the ruler of a superpower and you can't keep the heat on so they light your nephew's ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

I wonder if he did something to piss off Uncle Putie?

Tomorrow I’m going into hospital to have a minor procedure carried out and will be kept in ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

Wish you a speedy recovery.

Taylor Swift ACCUSED BY FOX NEWS of Being a Pentagon Psychological Operation against America!!! ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

I bet they are trying to influence these people

Taylor Swift ACCUSED BY FOX NEWS of Being a Pentagon Psychological Operation against America!!! ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

This is just too funny

Taylor Swift ACCUSED BY FOX NEWS of Being a Pentagon Psychological Operation against America!!! ...

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

It seems like just yesterday that they were accusing her of being a no talent, teenybopper pop star

Was the most popular toy for the holidays. Did you miss it?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

Most popular toy for whom?

Was the most popular toy for the holidays. Did you miss it?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

Warning!!

Was the most popular toy for the holidays. Did you miss it?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

He's a dildo.

Do you have a moment to talk about our fake Lord Jesus?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

Jesus, always taking part.

Do you have a moment to talk about our fake Lord Jesus?

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

a little JC humor.

You said, Jesus take the wheel

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

I prefer KFC over JFC

Reindeer mistakes.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

life's work

Reindeer mistakes.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

speaking of assholes

Feel like a lord in 2024

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

How I sleep.

Feel like a lord in 2024

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

speaking of asswipes

Happy birthday to my birthday twins, Ingo Niemann and Rod Steward.

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

Happy Birthday

Feel like a lord in 2024

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

What an asswipe.

Not going there again

glennlab comments on Jan 10, 2024:

When the girl you've been hitting on all night goes to the restroom and you decide to go at the same time.

It was a sad time but America's fault. Japan is happy today.

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Don't bomb our cities, we won't bomb yours.

More evidence is coming to light.

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

too soon, lol

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Gonna stop now.

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

hoisted on his own petard.

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

dress for success.

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

PSA

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Happiness is coming.

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Gun safety

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

When she checks out your tool.

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Poor puppy.

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

It's only Tuesday

Emphasis on the word "think" there...

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

a little Betty

Happy Monday Night hope you all have a goodnight!

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

makin bacon

Happy Monday Night hope you all have a goodnight!

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

yummy bacon

Happy Monday Night hope you all have a goodnight!

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

mmm bacon

Happy Monday Night hope you all have a goodnight!

glennlab comments on Jan 9, 2024:

Bacon

The only time they applaud you if you pass gas. Part one as I clear out some backlog.

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

2023 was a rough year.

Ring a bell, anyone? Part two of clearing out some backlog.

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

You did good.

No, no, that's pretty much the big reason.

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

NRA could be in deep kimshe for not firing brother Wayne. New York has some rather strict laws concerning misappropriations from non profits.

Just when I thought this site couldn't get any glitchier, all of a sudden I get locked out of my ...

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

I'll do what I can to get you up to a level you can function post over at just for laughs or memes r us

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

You mean you can't find someone to take care of your perfectly well behaved furbabies? I'm shocked, I say, shocked. Mama is just going to have to get her sister to come over here.

Hello everyone and happy new year!! 😊 just found this site and looking forward to meeting ...

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

Welcome, take part and explore the various groups depending on your interests.

"Republicans are among those to have expressed serious concern over the situation.

glennlab comments on Jan 8, 2024:

There was an acting Sec Def just like there is when he takes vacation or is otherwise out of the country. This is much ado about nothing. If the Deputy Sec Def is not capable of handling the job while he is in town and available for consultation, why would we even need to have her.

Fact Check: Here's The Story Behind This Viral Photo of Vehicles Stuck In Snow

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2024:

If you can't find facts, just mislabel something and call it your facts. In other words why should they tell the truth when a lie will fit their agenda so much better? Thanks for the heads up.

Play Free Bird!

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2024:

Brazen, so comfy.

I was born in the wrong hemisphere.

glennlab comments on Jan 7, 2024:

I guess you want to cut your hemisphere out the same way some may drive, right out of the middle.

Politicians Explain Why They Know More About Abortions Than Doctors [theonion.

glennlab comments on Jan 6, 2024:

Hilarious.

The good part is you get to meditate in staff meetings.

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2024:

Dumb crooks.

It's already Thursday?!?!

glennlab comments on Jan 4, 2024:

Owls are my neighborhood. It's great fun when they are fledging and practice by dive bombing joggers at dusk.

Well I wonder if that was their intended affect…..🤠 [yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2024:

I understand the sale of VPNs in those states has skyrocketed.

Oh SHUT UP!! That shit's funny and you know it. 😂 [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 3, 2024:

offensive, but funny. hence why they didn't make it to the air version.

But did he mean it?

glennlab comments on Jan 2, 2024:

He's got to learn to be more specific.

Happy New Year's Day!!! 💐🎈🎆❤️🤗🌹

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2024:

Happy Bacon day

Very interesting

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2024:

True.

Don't worry. Buyers get it.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2024:

I was worried when you hadn't posted in a few days, you doing OK?

May your face be uplifting.

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2024:

Lottery winners a winner

Interesting party boat…

glennlab comments on Jan 1, 2024:

Crappy way to start off.

As it’s almost midnight I’m posting this as my New Year’s Greeting to wish you all a Very ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Happy New Year! Peace and Happiness to you.

It is the end of a year and maybe my last (my excuse for spoiling myself) I found a website for a ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Splurging on my favorite foods is my favorite pass time. It makes me happy, so enjoy, there are far worse things to waste money on.

How nudists feel when they are dressed...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

One of the nice things about a hot tub, you can be nude without worrying about it. I've slept in the nude for as long as I can remember, at least since 1974.

I don't think this is my order ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

But the same fish breath.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Merry fucking Xmas

Most people are other people ...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

My favorite old testament quote " Vanity of Vanities, there is nothing new under the sun". Just another rewrite.

Early Sunday Memes! Hope you all have a good day and Wonderful New Years Eve!

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Whoever has that banging resolution, call me, lets meet.

Couldn't have put it better & Happy New Year to all on Agnostic.com

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Same to you.

She just wants to polish the academy award statue.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Hers would be nearly life size. I heard she got a (not) warm welcome from the new district that she wants to run in. Looks like she might finish sixth in a seven person race.

[tiktok.com] Well . It is what it is 🦇🦇🦇🦇😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

We had a cat named Halloween, she would attack the neighbor's dog to the point that as soon as she started crossing the street, the poor dog would run into his doghouse and start whining.

Happy new year to all my heathen co-dependents.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

I hate when the cops want a rematch.

Nikki Haley Says She Will Pardon Trump When She’s President When asked directly by a 9-year-old...

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Execute first, pardon second.

This one is for the ladies in the group.

glennlab comments on Dec 31, 2023:

Most will take the coffee, but you'll have to pluck the cock yourself.

For the longest x i couldnt post memes / pics here , and boy i have plenty ! But first things ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Glad you both made it, him with the surgery, you not killing anyone.

For the longest x i couldnt post memes / pics here , and boy i have plenty ! But first things ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Is he sedated in the pic, I can't imagine him not being a blur.

A wish for the new year for you from Neil Gaiman. I wish for you all the same. 😌

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Back at ya

Since a few members on here had recently asked about this, here it is.

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Thanks for the update

"Oath and Honor".

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Let's see, she moved to Wyoming for the ease of election (lowest cost per vote of any congressional district in the nation), threw her sister under the bus to get elected, voted with trump 95% of the time, did not break with him until he had been defeated and actually stood up for the rule of law. She is still a despicable human being in my book, the only bad thing about her being out of power is the slime that has replaced her.

Oh June you're such a jokester! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Parker got dusted.

Oh June you're such a jokester! 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

June has a nice shaved Beaver.

Hahahahaaaa i made Level 7 (again!) so now i can see our Senate postings!!!!!! The New Year is off ...

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

Way to go, second time around it goes a lot quicker.

I heard he likes quiche too, but the bathroom looks FABULOUS!

glennlab comments on Dec 30, 2023:

I'm going to use the selective participation one. Good set.

autopilot under that hood...

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Since they have been catching on fire and using substandard parts, it looks like Tesla wants to replace the Pinto for fireside chats.

I live in North Carolina, so this affects me … but I’m happy about this law requiring age ...

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Two things, I don't want a nanny state telling its citizens what they can and cannot read. This is an attempt to restrict material for all under the guise of protection of a few. second, in every state that has passed one of these laws, they have been stayed as unreasonable restriction on freedom of speech. None have been decided yet.

This study shows the benefits of eating butter - YouTube

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2023:

I remember being told as a child that I didn't like butter, but chose it when I had a choice. I still use it liberally.

You had one job...

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2023:

Pull harder!

Catholic Church Bringing Clergy From Africa to U.S. as Number of American Priests Drops

glennlab comments on Dec 29, 2023:

You would think that they would have learned from the Methodist Church, which is currently is schism due to the influx of the African churches, that this is not the way to go unless you are paving your own way to hell.

Here at my mom's doctor's appointment in the waiting room and some moron is playing something about ...

glennlab comments on Dec 27, 2023:

Hard to pick the best one, well done old friend!