two zingers for the price of 1

EricTrommater comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Dank again!

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

sometimeswhen they went low, you gotta go lower

when you leave that special gift for someone

Captnron59 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I was just doing that at Wally world

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

little surprises for everyone.

Don't let the public see...

EricTrommater comments on Aug 26, 2018:

And yet a Butterfinger based iced cream does sound good....

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

but a BUTT finger,

John McCain will lie in state at the US Capitol. Donald Trump will lie in any state he visits.

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Der Donald wouldn't recognize truth or decency if it bit him in his ass.

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

I don't believe he is mentally capable of telling the truth if a lie will work poorly.

The pain it exposes

HippieChick58 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

In the early days after the election a person I had been in an online divorce support group with was such an ardent Drumpf fan, just a head cheerleader for Der Drumpf, did not understand why we could not rejoice with her. I asked her about all references to women and disabled and people of color, ...

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

sometimes it is better when someone voluntarily decides to leave verus having to force them to leave.

Instruction for life

Captnron59 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Little anger issues going on there?

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

Stole that one from a cousin that stole it from her dad

The pain it exposes

Freedompath comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Yes! And not to mention, about some of our relatives!

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

especially the relatives

Think he's getting the message?

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

maybe he'll do a Warren Harding and not a Richard Nixon.

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

@mcgeo52 here's to hoping

The pain it exposes

TheDoubter comments on Aug 26, 2018:

no friend of mine is a Trumpet player

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

@TheDoubter I always moved in circles that were pretty inclusive and learned which people to not discuss politics with, sometimes alliances to get something accomplished require that you partner with people you may not agree with on everything. Pot legalization is one, there are dems, libertarians and repubs all working for a single issue.

quite a comeback

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Note that respect went out to the family, not McCain. The fact that tRump had no respect for a patriot and man of honor tells me all I need to know about Donnie.

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

Cadet bonespurs thinks dodging STDs is the same as dodging real bullets.

The pain it exposes

TheDoubter comments on Aug 26, 2018:

no friend of mine is a Trumpet player

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

you've got to explain that one.

Smooth operator

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

best way to shut a dude down, agree to everything quickly, he is not sure of how to proceed.

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

@Captnron59 smae here, but on average it's true.

The pain it exposes

patchoullijulie comments on Aug 26, 2018:

So sad and family! :S

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

@patchoullijulie It is indeed scary, I'm lucky to live in a bight blue area of Texas, but have friends and family in deep red areas of Tex and LA.

Instruction for life

zorialoki comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I have shit scattered everywhere and I can guarantee it won't all fit in a fucking backpack

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

Just shovel it into a pile.

Instruction for life

onlyif comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I had my shit together. I just lost the bag it was in. ;)

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

same here

quite a comeback

Freedompath comments on Aug 26, 2018:

I think I will have to go with Drew Carey! I wouldn’t believe trump, if he professed condolence on a 5 ft high stack of Bibles! I think it would have been less sickening, if he had kept his insincere condolences to himself! Ofcourse, he can just turn his words on and off, like a radio knob!

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

If his lips or fingers are moving, he's lying.

The pain it exposes

patchoullijulie comments on Aug 26, 2018:

So sad and family! :S

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

I just spent last night talking with an old high school coach, someone I used to have a world of respect for, all he watches is Fox News and listens to right wing hate radio. I had to keep steering the conversation away from politics so that we could remain civil to each other.

quite a comeback

NoMagicCookie comments on Aug 26, 2018:

Standing Ovation.

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

I could not have stated it better.

Slow mo shopping hours

glennlab comments on Aug 26, 2018:

mine is the freeway

glennlab replies on Aug 26, 2018:

@zorialoki as long as your not in the left lane doing 20 mph below the speed limit, we're good.

Lost one of my heroes today.

schway comments on Aug 25, 2018:

The last Eisenhower Republican. Aw, damn. Just so very sad t hear. At least he barred the Creature From NYC to attend his funeral.

glennlab replies on Aug 25, 2018:

watch trump try to make this about him

Getting the pill

dkp93 comments on Aug 25, 2018:

I laughed way too hard at this. ???

glennlab replies on Aug 25, 2018:

same here

careful what you ask for

Happyonearth comments on Aug 24, 2018:

And I used to say I can eat anything.

glennlab replies on Aug 24, 2018:

go for it, no one will tell

Body Scans

Boogey comments on Aug 24, 2018:

She gives horny old ladies a bad name

glennlab replies on Aug 24, 2018:

horny old ladies forever

I'll take beach please.

psycheworks comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I like these

glennlab replies on Aug 24, 2018:

Beach is my favorite place.

Pence, a Christian supremacist and out right violator of women's rights! Impeach Away! Thoughts ...

Charlene comments on Aug 24, 2018:

He's scarier than Drump in maaany ways..

glennlab replies on Aug 24, 2018:

@KKGator Just like Nixon, there are no innocents in this administration

For those of you thing about a visit to Texas

psycheworks comments on Aug 23, 2018:

And you know when to use all these complicated statements?

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

Bless your heart I do

New clubs, new experience

jenandjuice1111 comments on Aug 23, 2018:

And came prematurely to every party.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

good one

Run for your life!

Eirteacher comments on Aug 23, 2018:

This slob would shoot you.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

@Boogey The odds go up as the fitness of the officer goes down.

Never discount your fucked up ideas

Captnron59 comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Yup! Stupidest movie ever made... and I didn't watch it.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

IT, they made 5 of the terrible things.

got to give credit where credit is due.

Captnron59 comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Hilarious

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

I laughed my ass off when i saw it.

Something new to think about

Freedompath comments on Aug 23, 2018:

EASY...just take the vote! There is only a dead soul behind those eyes!

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

did he ever have a soul that could die?

Something new to think about

KKGator comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Easy.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

you bet.

Prison Bound

JesseBoren comments on Aug 23, 2018:

This guy will not go down peacefully like Watergate is my guess. He will do anything to survive even if it rips the country apart. I would not expect the same ending at all.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

No one expected Nixon to resign, in fact right up until he announced, we were prepared for him to declsre Martial Law to preserve his legacy.

Love made in heaven

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

First look they appeared to look like panties.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

@Boogey yep, My mind went there,

Which one is Angela Merkel?

Surfpirate comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I never realized that Trump did drag.

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

I never realized how much better he looks in drag.

?????

KKGator comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I love this meme!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

so true

Last cowgirl in Dallas

MissKathleen comments on Aug 22, 2018:

How do you know?

glennlab replies on Aug 23, 2018:

@Heidi68 you mean these cowgirls?

One competent hire.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

and then overpaid

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Krysia22 you have a point

I especially like the location shot of the 2020 Republican't convention.

GreatNani comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Convention pic is great!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I think we should make sure they have a full house

I especially like the location shot of the 2020 Republican't convention.

chalupacabre comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Like the voting Republican one best - sums up what confounds me most.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I've never understood voting against your own best interest.

Short Girls Rock..

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Isn't that called the child support position?

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@kensmile4u practice makes perfect. but same here.

Don't take your date to where your ex hangs out

Captnron59 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

It's okay... He doesn't have his boots on.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

she appears to be stump broke.

Short Girls Rock..

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Isn't that called the child support position?

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@ProudMary Blanks make much better practice ammo.

As a coonass, this is very true,

onlyif comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They should be arrested for doing that! Disgusting!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 Once the weather cools off, I'll be making some to celebrate my birthday. Planning for the first weekend in October. More info later.

Truth in advertising

Carin comments on Aug 22, 2018:

So 80% of women feel bad about how their breasts look... Not just bra ads but half the magazine covers at the grocery checkout. Women's magazines at that.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it, but I understand the frustration.

Got to love it, even if he is technically a mama's boy. (Bulls will eat the babies)

Captnron59 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Gecko!! That's like a nerd to us.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I have a house load of geckos. I have two families that live on my front porch, and babies everywhere.

This could get interesting. Leave the toilet seat up.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

The reason women close their eyes during sex is they hate to see men enjoying themselves.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Justjoni Just taking shots in the dark, I was house broken for so long I forgot what other women hate, Hell I don't even know what men hate. We're all complex creatures.

Holy shit Batman! I just went over 49,000 points! Closing the gap!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

keep on trucking

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@ProudMary there's another one

As a coonass, this is very true,

SpawnofSagan comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I’m from Pittsburgh. We put fries and ranch dressing on everything.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

They would send you to the kids table if they saw that, It's still pretty much the 1950s there.

As a coonass, this is very true,

onlyif comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They should be arrested for doing that! Disgusting!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Captnron59 not in any cajun gumbo, that is for squash and okra.

Last cowgirl in Dallas

MissKathleen comments on Aug 22, 2018:

How do you know?

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

last one I've seen anyhow.

Last cowgirl in Dallas

Hathacat comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Where is her boyfriend, the guy leaning on the fence?

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

ran off to farmers only

Last cowgirl in Dallas

gigihein comments on Aug 22, 2018:

She looks a little stiff

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

kind of 1 dimensional

Exactly right!

Boogey comments on Aug 22, 2018:

So sad but there's so many that feel that way and they act on it

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

As long as we continue to call them out on it, they might crawl back under their rocks once their dark lord is in prison.

Exactly right!

Eclipsechaser comments on Aug 22, 2018:

That's a point very well put.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

actually it looks like their points are blunted.

It Broadens the mind..

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Had to look twice.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Hitchens You definitely got me.

Enough with the cat shaming

Cabsmom comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Poor cat!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Probably the fastest he has ever moved. My old cat decided to come down off the roof to my grill right after I finished cooking, highest, fastest he ever jumped. Had to doctor all four paws.

Hope the assholes are happy

JustLynnie comments on Aug 22, 2018:

The truth always prevails.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Just wish it hadn't taken so long, with a long time to go.

Even cats know freedom from religion

Cabsmom comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I have a lot in common with that cat.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

it's really freeing isn't it.

Tasty cat for everyone

Cabsmom comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Lol

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

bet you thought it would be something else.

Is Mollie Tibbetts murder a little to convenient for tRump ?

KKGator comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I had similar thoughts.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

great minds think alike, but then again this is too simple

It’s like Christmas in August.... So much material for memes....

DenoPenno comments on Aug 22, 2018:

If this is a real Cohen tweet from the listed time frame Cohen must be a special kind of moron.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

he is.

Passing on a message

silverotter11 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Priceless!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

thaat's how much I paid for it.

apparently she has pictures

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 21, 2018:

(For one minute there....I thought it was Tiffany!)

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I do see the resemblance though

apparently she has pictures

LucyLoohoo comments on Aug 21, 2018:

(For one minute there....I thought it was Tiffany!)

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

No Ivanka is the one he has the hots for

Passing on a message

Freedompath comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Ha! Ha! Ha! I can just see Obama back in his ‘easy chair’ ...trying to stay calm! That is the manner of a ‘real man!’

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

You know he is dieing to say something, but... decorum

Saw all the butt fruit

Hitchens comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Lol..with sun burn too!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

gotta pick em when they're prime.

Passing on a message

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

And yes, it's the long form, but nowhere near as long as the indictment.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

you've got that right

As a coonass, this is very true,

KKGator comments on Aug 22, 2018:

That's as bad as putting beans in chili!!! I feel your pain!!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I remember having what a friend called gumbo, no rue, no okra, corn and potatoes, in other words chicken soup.

As a coonass, this is very true,

onlyif comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They should be arrested for doing that! Disgusting!

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

one of my cousins posted that, our biggest disagreement is tomato/no tomato or okra/no okra so weinies and corn was like sacrilege

Always need to see the whole picture

KKGator comments on Aug 22, 2018:

So much that is technically wrong with this, but it's still funny AF.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

I thought the exact same thing when I stole it.

Only the rotten ones.

Sirena comments on Aug 22, 2018:

????

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Sirena and their souls make good pillow stuffing.

Only the rotten ones.

Sirena comments on Aug 22, 2018:

????

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Yes, Yes they are.

With the information gained in court records of Cohen and Manafort trials, there is enough ...

steve148 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

It will never happen unless the Dems take the house

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@steve148 There are less than 100 working days left in this Congress Many of those are in a lame duck session if actually called.A new Congress Convenes January 4, that congress can begin holding open hearings that day. The current corrupt Republican congress has been waiting for a president like trump since Reagan, so they could pass their agenda, they just didn't realize how corrupt he would be.

With the information gained in court records of Cohen and Manafort trials, there is enough ...

steve148 comments on Aug 22, 2018:

It will never happen unless the Dems take the house

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Not just the house , but the senate too, and then flipping a few republican senators.

You never know how far you'll go until you get there. Passion can really extend limits.

EvaV comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Mnmm so curious! So what about different shapes of pasta- yum

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

Got no idea, and can't think of a witty comeback

You never know.

Boogey comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They used to say to me,how do you know you don't like it if you don't try it

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Boogey I know well, I had a gay friend in the 70s and we would gross each other out with revelations about our dates. I still have a number of gay friends, but we don't get nearly as grossed out anymore.

This could get interesting. Leave the toilet seat up.

Carin comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Ignore us.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

we never ignore you, that is until later in the relationship.

You never know.

Boogey comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They used to say to me,how do you know you don't like it if you don't try it

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@Boogey I can't say I blame you, never let someone force you out of your comfort level.

You never know.

Boogey comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They used to say to me,how do you know you don't like it if you don't try it

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

well did you like it?

Letter to your republican Senator - Dear Senator: 1) Read the transcript of Michael Cohen's guilty...

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Won't do any good, they knew he was a crook and flim flam man when they nominated him. They only needed someone smart enough to sign his name to the legislation they passed. Trump is not an exception to the republican party, he IS the republican party. Greed Over People.

glennlab replies on Aug 22, 2018:

@MrLink Couldn't agree more.

Cum stories abound, huge cum stories are funny

EricJones comments on Aug 21, 2018:

The bigger they cum, the longer it's been since they've had their pipes cleaned.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

When you're that ugly, looooong time

I am the great fondling father! Where are all the white women at?!

GuyKeith comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I'm offended.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Is Putin too dumpy?

the times, they are a changing

AntaresRose comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Some crazy times for America, I think until the mid terms are over.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

We can't let down for a moment, vote, vote early if you can and take friends to vote with you

Cum stories abound, huge cum stories are funny

RobertNappi2 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

She has been officially SLIMMED!!!!

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

green and gooey

You gotta love it.

NoMagicCookie comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I hope this has some fallout. Not sure it will change anything.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@KKGator we can hope

there's a message here somewhere

Cofe23 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

My worst nightmare ?

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

that many kids, or getting called out?

Cum stories abound, huge cum stories are funny

BBeberstein comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Awesome ? ? ? ?

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Tell me one guy that hasn't thought about being able to do that once.

Cum stories abound, huge cum stories are funny

Happyonearth comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Genius

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

thank you, it's stolen

They may not grow on trees, but it looks like the grow like asparagus

Rudy1962 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Wow That's almost as many pricks as there is in the Trump cabinet

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Not nearly enough here to compare

And here's one with a fork

Cabsmom comments on Aug 21, 2018:

That's funny

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

thanks

I love a woman that knows how to get what she wants.

Cabsmom comments on Aug 21, 2018:

Sounds like a win-win.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

Plus you can take the little packets with you where ever you go.

the times, they are a changing

mcgeo52 comments on Aug 21, 2018:

I understand he is in protective custody.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

He was release on bond pending a sentence in December.

Trailer park queen

glennlab comments on Aug 21, 2018:

That's not a welcome, that's a stick up.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@Boogey She has eyes? Add teeth and I'm sold.

apparently she has pictures

Our_existence comments on Aug 21, 2018:

What's that slurping sound I hear?

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

cheeto dust being sucked up.

Truth. About fucking time.

shockwaverider comments on Aug 21, 2018:

It would be ironic if Trump ends up in a privatized prison partly owned by Jeff Sessions.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

more ironic if Jeff the elf is his cellmate

Gold Stars for Adulting

nikkir comments on Aug 20, 2018:

Tell me you can buy these. I need these gold stars in my life...lol.

glennlab replies on Aug 21, 2018:

@StephC adultery is more fun than adulting. JS

What do you think?

KKGator comments on Aug 20, 2018:

One comma, one hyphen. I admire the sentiment, and the flow.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2018:

always admire a technically correct woman.

Don't read that book. It will give you nightmares

Snickers77 comments on Aug 20, 2018:

For sure. You don't know where that key has been.

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2018:

The one n the right looks like he knows and doesn't want to touch it.

Better yet, have him get in the trunk!

GuyKeith comments on Aug 20, 2018:

If someone tries to accost you, never, ever, ever get into the car or the trunk. They have a gun? So what? Once you get in, you are dead meat. You have a much better chance running away. Never get in the car. Never. Take a cue from Chris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yHYAG01aaY

glennlab replies on Aug 20, 2018:

@nikkir As long as you drill a few holes in the bottom, they should be OK, and and fluid discharges will drain away.