Part 2 of the flying monsters

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Reminds me of trying to shoot frigate birds, 4 days over 50 shots to get two. Predicting wind currents, breathing right, not getting dizzy. you got some good ones, even showing the bands on the tail. mine are not so good. I prefer bigger slower animals to shoot.

Being ex-military, this is completely disgusting. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2020:

Modly should resign, and take trump with him.

Why didn't anyone think of this before?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Already did. Posted these instructions 2 weeks ago, but it never hurts to remind people, look how many times we've had to tell people to wash their hands.

Nothing better than spring in NC.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

good set

Who says I only think about myself?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

ewh

C (plus) section.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

took me a second to see it then lol.

Today's cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Sent the last one to my son, the math genius.

Learn the proper terminology.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

You should be dressed for the activity you are engaged in. Proper suit for sex is birthday.

Pretty accurate.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Glad I practiced.

Front porch concert. What are you all doing with your isolation?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Getting yard work done, feeding my fish, getting caught in the rain when I get too ambitious.

Donald Trump Won’t Wear A Face Mask In Public, But Melania Definitely Will [refinery29.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

beats having to fake a headache.

Best flag ever....

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Bats are getting a bad rap, it was most likely transmitted in bat feces and poor hygiene methods. But eating flying rats should be a no no anyhow.

Major cuteness!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

That is a cutie

These are the monsters who seem to think Yorkies look like a good breakfast.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

By the time I got my camera last night, the bobcat on my patio had disappeared. My hawks love the doves I feed. Keep your critters close by, the hawks like slow food.

Quarantine time.... Extroverts vs introverts [tenor.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I discovered I am much more an introvert than I ever realized. I have always adjusted to my situation, this just happens to be one I can do little about.

Did you know? 😮

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

So I should be nice to the old crows in my neighborhood?

Good afternoon Everyone.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Thank you for being willing to spend the time and effort.

Maybe Boris Johnson shouldn’t have copied our ClustertRump! [thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Based on my previous knowledge of Heads of state medical releases, we should be prepared to hear of his death shortly.

Why are we condoning our members wishing infection and death upon people for flaunting gathering ...

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I am not wishing death on them, I am saying if they are dumb enough to gather in spite of the evidence, I will celebrate their estate sales. Just as if they were willing to jump off a building believing that they could fly, if they are dumb enough to do it in the face of evidence to the contrary, after being told repeatedly that they can't fly, and persist in telling me that they can, I will accept their stupidity. That is not wishing death and infection on them, it is saying if they do it and get their just desserts that is simply the way things go.

Ever get the feeling that you're out of the loop?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

never been one to send nudes, never asked for them either. I am much more of a hands on type.

I didn't know!

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I'll give you a groan

Good morning! Monday's question is: What's your least favorite color?

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Black, I have a very hard time seeing definition because of some vision problems.

Trump price gouging states on medical supplies

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

One more example of his Ineptitude. The true measure of a person is how the react during a crisis. Fails all around for this entire administration.

The difference

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

yep

My new granddog! Luna, 12 years old.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

Grand dogs, like grand children are the best, you can play with them and they can entertain you, you can spoil them, then when you're done send them home to their parents. Have fun.

Virginia pastor who said Covid-19 was anti-Trump "mass hysteria" dies from the virus.

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

apparently god didn't listen to his prayers, oops!

Portland, Oregon, no explanation needed. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 6, 2020:

I thought I was doing good with a bobcat tonight, that beats me.

From where my laptop is I can see my driveway.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

amazon has been using contract drivers for quite a while here in Dallas, They were very quick to let people know that a few years back when we were having all kinds of delivery problems here.

[apnews.com] Studying global warming waters on lobsters.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Will be interesting to see the results.

A good explanation of why TP shortages happen.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Actually saw a reasonable explanation of the shortage, tp market is 40% commercial and 60% consumer. The two are non compatible and do not readily switch. Right now the 40% is vastly under used while the 60% has added that same decrease to its use numbers.

My first tulips this year, love the detail!

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Beautiful.

Scared stupid

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

and

Building on the naming theme.

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Placide in the 1700 and 1800s, Ozeme (O- ze -may) from my ancestors.

How many movies can you spot in this picture?

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

pretty much every horror movie ever made.

CDC alert...

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

Now leave those crystal healers alone, they are a major source of my gambling revenue. If they go to the ER, not only will they get in the way, but they will probably get sick and die (most are old hippie types) while taking up needed beds for others. Once they are gone, I have no one to sell my inventory to.

Day 37.....

glennlab comments on Apr 5, 2020:

If you have a fenced backyard, let them go feral.

How's everyone doing?? I'm 7

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

8

I can't lie this lockdown isolation is tough.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Big difference in being risky and being stupid. The girl that comes over to clean my kitchen, came over this week, I sanitized her money and left it on the counter. After she had cleaned the kitchen, she sprayed the sanitizer over the entire kitchen and left. i gave it half an hour before I went into the kitchen. Be safe.

I’ve been laying low, not going out and working from home.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

Don't forget to spray your card before you put it back. I carry a bottle of alcohol with a mister, spray it and wait 20 seconds to wipe it down. I also use it on my phone when i get home.

New dating intro....

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

#2 the most

Poor Kitty!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

TS

Walk around your vehicle before you leave...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

It's not like they are a cute kitten or something.

Worth a try.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

no, but it's an idea.

Who will be the lucky female to actually see the new cumming.

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

I'm pretty sure that the age has been as low as 13 based on the complaint and subsequent NDA.

Mike Huckabee Claims COVID-19 Death Risk Small and Sin Risk Lethal Former Republican ...

glennlab comments on Apr 4, 2020:

If sin were 100% lethal, Trump would never have gotten out of grade school.

You know, no work, stuck at home, fruit trees booming.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

yum.

Just a little Trunk humor. And no, it's Trunk on purpose...😉

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

# 4

Cougars Venturing Into Quarantined Santiago for Food In a surreal image for this normally ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

That kitty looks hungry.

I just joined so I thought the first thing I should do is share my beautiful bastard cats with you ...

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Tommy, Welcome, if you fill out more of the questions and just a short bio it will help. Also check out https://agnostic.com/group/NewbieGroupies you can get help navigating the site.

Who knows where you are most likely to find quicksand?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2020:

Used to toy with in on the Canadian river in the Texas panhandle.

DeSantis dumb. This S.O.B. is unbelievably stupid!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

If they want to reduce the evangelical voting block, I fully encourage them to. Just wish they would do it in a vacuum.

The cover of Time.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

much too kind to him

Some dude ate a bat.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

more likely that a bat shit on the food and it wasn't cleaned properly.

This site on how homeopathy works is amazing [howdoeshomeopathywork.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

What about crystals? I really believe in their magic I can turn rocks into paper. I don't care what they do with them after they pay for them.

Children should always be allowed to decide which religion they want to follow....

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

The correct answer is both.

Modern humans, Neanderthals share a tangled genetic history, study affirms: [phys.org]

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

I've seen quite a bit about this lately and it appears our ancestors would have sex whenever, wherever, and with whatever they could.

Something for a smile:

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Before going out, I'm doing my breathing treatments so I don't cough.

Louisiana Pastor Arrested for Holding Services with Over 1,100 Attendees Rev.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Have they been drinking swamp water in Baton Rouge?

Donde esta soap?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Don't turn your back on Jesus. lol

Covid truths and humour.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2020:

We have been forced to revert to gallows humor. but still funny

Everyone get your eye-rolls ready.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

#mitchplease

This came across in my FB. My response to this was "Oh pulllleeszeee"..

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Not a political post, that is about as trumpy as you can get,

An interesting turn of events: Florida Governor DeSantis today declared a shutdown of all ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

If it wasn't so far away, I'd say more estate sales for me, but those of you in the limp dick state should be on the lookout for some great estate sales in June and July.

A newbie question about embedding pictures in a post. Can we only post photos from a local source?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Are you using a phone or computer?

As I understand it superdelegates are there to prevent a really bad cantidate or fix things if ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Super delegates were set up to allow more delegates to be chosen from the voting party members. Super delegates are elected officials and elected party officials that would stop people from being elected to delegate slots if they were in the mix. For instance my senatorial district has a total of 7 national delegates and 3 super delegates, if not for the super delegate allocations we would have only the 7 national delegates. They have no other real purpose. Contrary to what the media would have you believe no delegate to nationals has been chosen yet, and they won't be until they are certified by their state conventions. While they may be pledged, until they sign in at the national convention, and vote in caucus at the national convention, nothing is in stone. Most delegates do vote as they are pledged but they are not required to.

Trump and the obstructionist republicans are now changing the CARES Act which is Law on who gets ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

As a preemptive measure, Go to the irs.gov site, download the pdf forms, input $10 in interest payments on line 2b, put in your banking information on line 21b Routing number and 21c account number, sign it and mail it in. This is the method we used when GWB did his rebate. The law requires that IRS input all the information on the return, even if it is zero. Most free filing services won't allow you to input this information in this manner, so the work around is to mail it in.

💸💰. Are you eligible for a stimulus check? [google.com] Read all about it...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

A fix that we used the last time the govt sent out this type of check. File a return that claims $10 in interest income, the amount is non taxable and forces the software to do computation. File it using the free software. Include the banking information, it goes into the system whether you have a refund or not.

Mr. Penn is a fucking idiot. [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

He depends on low information voters, the people that slept through class and the ones that cheated to pass to stay in power

Five today!

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I don't know if they are really funny or its the isolation, but good ones.

The best way to fall asleep!

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Truth comes out. Does that count as phone sex?

This post is memeingless.... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I'm not going to comment on the content, but that is not a meme.

We had to put our cat down today.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

Sorry for your loss. I always take the offer of condolence in the spirit given and try not to read anything more into it.

In the weirwood

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2020:

What are the blue flowers? Is that near you?

[openculture.com] Visit Egypt virtually

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

I have been surprised at the number of museums and cultural sites that have gone full on with their video tours.

Actual story!

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

the reason 3M made tape for the camera

For costume fans [buzznick.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

wow

Presidents have failed before, but not on this scale: Historian. [alternet.org]

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

abortion ban is the link

Coffee does make social distancing more bearable for some of us..How is everyone doing ?

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2020:

alive and almost need to make a coffee run,

The Trump campaign seriously just issued a cease and desist for this “ad”.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

And the TV stations laughed their asses off. The first complaint was dismissed for lack of standing.

Smh.......

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

It will keep him from reproducing.

If I had to do what she has to do!...

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

You're missing a meme> check you pic folder. lol

..........

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

If god made everything isn't he also responsible for the virus and all that is wrong with the world?

Spring has sprung at my house.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

looking good

Dino book

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

And that's how they went extinct.

The story of my life summed up in only one cartoon! How sad is that?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Captured beautifully.

As board as an ostrich.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

slap some varnish on that one and hang it in the gallery.

Health Insurance May Rise 40% Next Year For those of you still clinging to the old insurance ...

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

People should not forget that for profit health insurance and hospitals have only been legal since Ronald Ray-gun's tax simplification that paved the way for the corporate takeover of the US.

Donald Trump Just Accused Healthcare Workers Stealing And Selling Face Masks

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

He's an idiot.

Happy Monday Everyone. What is your favorite way to soak up sun?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I'm a redhead, direct sunlight is my enemy, Soaking it up is not high on my list. I have to use SPF axle grease and reapply every 30 minutes. I could never understand people that could just lay in it. I don't tan, I pink, then red. I do enjoy getting out and do quite often, but I stay out of the sun as much as I can.

80's cookbook.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

laughed way too hard.

Your travel plan for April

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I've already had to cancel several trips, so it rings true for me.

[facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

It's a good idea to copy and paste your memes, there are some people that don't use FB here, and some like me that are just lazy. But I don't have FB on my phone and won't.

Best birth control...

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I know several people of both sexes that use this method.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

not I. Orange fat boys first.

Are we sick of TP jokes yet?

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Does it help if they're dried first?

Just going to drop these here and see what kind of reaction they get....

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

They get you either way, if you'd rather die than tell him he's pretty, she's got you in the bag.

Yeah lucky

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

Mama told me never brag in front of the less fortunate.

Two old codgers are sitting on a wrap-around porch, rocking.

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

got to call'em how you see'em

Which side?

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

I laughed a little too hard.

Cat infected with COVID-19 from owner in Belgium | Live Science

glennlab comments on Mar 29, 2020:

It is still in the "might be", farther testing is required per the article.