A few more good ones....

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2020:

lol

Bad taste corona memes....

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2020:

all funny 3 & 4 very funny

Living in the Dallas Metroplex and surrounding areas, we have 4 major counties.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2020:

The US used to be the leader when it came to this type of crisis. We had medical personnel stationed in hot spots to assist as soon as the ball dropped. There were plans and material in place to jump start a response as well as give the west a heads up to mobilize. All of that was removed by this administration and no one had stepped up to fill the void.

A few memes for lovers of fine cinema....

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Stellar

Jesus Jokes

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2020:

funny

Our lockdown rules starting at midnight tomorrow.

glennlab comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Be safe.

[cnn.com] 5000 year old sword!

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

really neat.

As a public service .

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

ONLY $8 each, I won't contribute $8 to anything to do with that asshat. or 11 for $50

What is the earliest song you can remember liking on the radio.?

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

From 1959 Johnny Horton https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0

[vox.

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Be gentle, he's a senile old man that doesn't understand geometric progression, biology, and judging from his business experience gambling, government, business, or much of anything except greed, graft, and nepotism.

That would work...

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

works if you need to walk and keep people away, and you can be the car soccer ball.

For you serious beer drinkers.

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

More expensive than the regular brand, but much more fun.

Gonna be busy.

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Mine too.

Copied from Cheltenham Old & New.

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Yeah it's an old one, but still funny.

The 1% need our help!

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Fuck 'em, let them sell the stock they bought back with the last trillion dollars we gave them.

Saw this on Facebook. How many do you remember? I got 10.

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

16.5 out of 17 (don/t remember Blackjack gum)

6 feet back....

glennlab comments on Mar 25, 2020:

careful with the voices, as long as they are benign it's OK.

Hello! I was here a couple of years ago- trying it again. I have more time now- as most of us do

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Welcome back

Latest iris to bloom in my collection.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

really beautiful.

I planted a ginkgo sapling a few days ago.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Did you get it from seed or from a nursery? Almost all nursery stock is male.

Waipio valley

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

beautiful

First pet the cat or the cat will fix no agnostic.com for you

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

You knew the rules when you let her adopt you.

Zia, our little peanut.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

big ole cutie.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Since most of his quotes are from the 60s and 70s, and he was a psychologist not a philosopher, I think he was saying don't limit yourself to being average.

Just saw on the news here that Trump wants everything back to normal in the US by ...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Fill the fucking churches on Easter, I'll be going to some Kick ass estate sales in June and July.

Funny.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I never really cared whether they matched or not, only cared if I got to compare.

[giphy.com] Is this your wish???

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

That it should happen soon.

Zoo Worker Steals The Show During Live Stream

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

funny

[axios.com] Texas Lt. Governor says grandparents are willing to die to save the economy?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Dan Patrick should go meet his god, Then we would both be happier. Well I would anyhow.

This is what we've been training for!

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Much better than the other ways.

Dang right I would.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

In a second!

Something uplifting for a change

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Not all heroes wear capes.

Should we let Trump focus on restarting the economy and forget about saving lives?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

He really is killing people by his actions and inactions.

My loquat tree surpassed itself this year.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

I can't wait for mine to finally get ripe. It is not nearly as loaded as yours, but it is it's first year to fruit. Dallas is probably at least a month behind Lake City for spring. Stay safe.

"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Funny, good one.

Dessert breakfast and panic snack, lol We're nerds here.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Not enough ice cream and naps.

A pal shared this and it's a fun game.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Can't draw on my phone, well i probably could if I knew how, but I'm too lazy to wear my glasses and learn that skill.

Signs ... everywhere ...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2020:

Very good signs

Payback time!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I've got a voip line or two, that sounds like a great idea.

Something weird is going on.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

with the decrease in air travel and the decrease in ground based pollution, the sky is much cleaner now than it has been in years. There was a similar effect after 9/11, but it was mainly over the US and not world wide. Not saying that is the reason, but it very well could be. or the aliens getting ready to invade the earth are marshaling their spacecraft for the coming apocalypse.

Captain's log: Quarantine Day 4

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

I see you are taking after the cat.

Me, right now! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

+More to love when it's over.

some corona-humor

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

good ones

Took this from a moving car...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

missing a pic or was that the joke?

I just joined. thank you for the jokes

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

welcome, more jokes here https://agnostic.com/group/Meme

Unfortunately you can't make shit like this up....

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

That is 30 seconds of my life and everyone else's life that reads this drivel that they can never get back.

Just received. WTF?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

You've still got xhampster and a bunch of smaller sites. Step up.

Happy birthday Freedompath, aka Ruth, we here in trump Piñata group enjoy your contribution to the ...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Happy Birthday @freedompath

While I was gimping around with a bum hip last summer, I didn't even notice where my little hummers ...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

some do, but they all will reuse nest materials from previous years nests, they are very skittish so you need to keep your distance if they come back.

[statista.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

Only due to a lack of testing. the first rule of statistics is knowing what has influenced the data. This data is comparing watermelons to marbles and saying that because the marble is smaller it is a better fruit.

We really should! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2020:

How about an orange pretend billionaire into a real volcano?

For wreckless consideration.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

7 & 10 lol

This First Week of Isolation 😁 Hard to believe; tomorrow is Monday again and the beginning of ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

65th week of isolation and for the last week people are finally paying attention to not bothering me.

Just know that I'm still having to work during all of this shit guys!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Good luck and stay safe as possible.

I'm so damn tired of all the illogical inconsistent bullshit.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Bad aim.

Attached are pictures of my garden today.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

My weeds are only half that tall, been too cold for anything but winter crops here.

I know this has been posted on this site before, BUT it's fucking funny AND we could all use a good ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

My feeling is as long as it hasn't been posted in the past few hours, no big deal, not everyone sees everything. No need for repeat nazis here

It is growing something.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

If I'm going to spend a month making something, it is going to have a kick and not have to throw away 90 %.. wine/cider yay.

Please welcome @Lady-DebianLinux to the group. Looks like the aristocracy has joined us!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Welcome @Lady-DebianLinux look forward to your posts

My state currently has 165 confirmed cases of covid-19.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Stay safe. it's going to get a lot worse

You are guacamole!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Uhoh, now when I tell some one to eat me, they might try.

Trumps conference is propaganda

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

A couple of local stations did not cover it live. Good journalistic practice. I'd say from now until January 20, no live Trump on TV unless it is to resign.

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge!Was Jesus Gay?talk among yourselves ... [thedailybeast.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

nope not passing the paywall, they way too many other notifications.

Some think the poor will eat the rich someday.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

ewhhhhhhh.

Ahu'ena Heiau 3/21/20..we still have tourist

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

I want to self isolate at the beach, or lake, or river. For the 8th or 9th day this week it is still raining, so even if I went, I wouldn't enjoy it.

Dizzy - Tommy Roe (1969) [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

error

While I’m working from home and doing my best to stay inside since I’m in the at risk group ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

With all the rain we have been having, I probably wouldn't have been out much anyway if i was home. I have been posting a lot more than normal and using this as an excuse not to accept any new clients. I have been trying to totally shut down my business for years now and this might be the thing that actually lets me do it.

Public service announcement: stay 100 percent safe everybody!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Been using #1 for years, has kept me safe so far.

U.S.A. U.S.A. WE'RE NUMBER 1. YAY! KEEP AMERICA GREAT! YAY!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Since we'd only done 45,000 tests to get to that level, our actual infection rate has got to be in the 100s of thousands, no country has had a 50% positive rate on the tests so Trump's refusal to use the WHO tests makes him an attempted murderer and negligent murderer.

What a whiny lil' BITCH!!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

He is showing his true colors under pressure.

Cracked me up.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

two words, mini bongs, not only do you not have to share, you don't have to worry about someone bogarting the thing.

Makes sense to me

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

No, if you're alive one day in 2020 you count, better to fill it out now, then you can count as a mortality statistic, a two fer.

Not sick of them yet?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

good ones

Musician funnies.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

like the reference, good one.

Despite my memes... I am taking this very seriously.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

good ones

Happy Sunday.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Good ones

When beetles sing about cows...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Oh the puns, it's probably going to get a lot worse as the isolation continues. (like it)

Apparently not acceptable behavior.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

You need an ox cart, maybe they'll be more receptive.

I've been saying this for years...decades maybe.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Watch out earth, the re-infection is coming.

More homeschooling! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Babysitter of choice for the baby boomers.

Beware gamer's!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

It's going to be hell getting them to go back to work after a couple of weeks of non stop gaming. To hell with baby boom, here comes the carpal tunnel syndrome boom

Another Mom joke, BURN! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Brutal

Our engagement pictures if this is the way now!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

saw the title and thought you had gone all gaga on us

I don't know if it something that I am doing wrong (which it could well be), but I am puzzled by ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

fat fingers? No problem that i can see. get back if the problem persists.

My friends provide the best entertainment! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

We got the same friends (just different names).

Listen to Jesus

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Please.

Megachurch Pastor Jeffress Finally Relents and Moves Services Online Ardent Trump supporter, ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

He is a cancer on Dallas.

Lighthouse cookies??

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Sure they are.

Gatos! Meow.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Laughed too hard at the dancing cats.

More cats, because I hit "submit" on the last post too quick... by mistake. Meow.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

get a hold of your.... fingers.

Today's Bible lesson

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

going to have to give that a try.

I may be wrong, but I think this is an egg salad sandwich toilet paper cake.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

why? that's a shitty cake.

There are some I'm not familiar with, but didn't want to break up the set. Part 1:

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

nice set

If you are neglecting TP and are board on your quarantine vacation here is a project to work on.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

My neighbor has plenty of vines, I'll just pick some of those poison ivy leaves, problem solved, and 45 more created.

Mazie, the lid to your litter box isn't a bathtub. 😹

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

She says it is.

My alcoholic and extrovert friends during this time! Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I'm well stocked, and it's cheaper.

omg we had the worst adventure just now.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Cats are quick, and stealthy. Don't be too rough on him. I've had cats scramble up a ladder into the attic before I could stop her, after checking to make sure she was in the other room and closing both doors into the room

There are different types of masks, all made for specific situations.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

works for me

On my way to catch the sunrise... I catch what looks like Ewok eyes?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

I keep a spare set of glasses in my camera bag, the problem is when I use them I often forget to put them back.

So, why do you think Texas has such a lower proportion of Corona Virus vs.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2020:

just did some quick fact checking South Korea with a population of 51 million has tested nearly 320,000 people, the US with 330 million people has tested less than 45,000. Both countries had their first case on the same day. SK had prepositioned medical equipment that it made available almost immediately. The US not only had destroyed its stockpiles, but disbanded the agency responsible for responding. Based on the post mortem tests, the virus had been on US soil for at least 6 weeks prior to being detected. The infection is probably 1000s of time worse than is being reported. Texas is not immune, we are just under informed.