A termite walks into a bar and says, is the bartender here?........ is the... “Bar Tender” here!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

double groan

Please say hello to @Huggableforu who has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Welcome @Huggableforu looking forward to your contributions.

Ain't it the truth!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

funny

Oh, Hell No!!!!!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

too funny,

Randy Rainbow on Quid Pro Quo. [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Love Randy.

The CIA had an open position for an assassin.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

good one.

So many pans and I'm cooking for one.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

I'm in the process of replacing pots, pans, dishes some of which I've had for over 40 years. They're still good to use, but there are way too many memories.

The whole sham exposed in one brilliant cartoon. Thank you Bruce Mackinnon

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Explains it.

Officer, I'd like to report a crime.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

There seems to be a rash of that every fall.

Please welcome @BirdMan1 who has joined the group. Feel free to post your choice of Rock music.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Welcome @BirdMan1 look forward to your contributions.

Old ad....WTF 🤢

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Is that how they came up with the spray foam insulation?

Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

long listen, but I haven't heard the full version since the 70s.

Good Saturday morning everyone, enjoy your coffee☕☕😊☕☕

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Under the weather today, having to start with tea while the coffee is brewing.

Here's a story....

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Alice has improved over the years lol

known simply as the 'Cave of Crystals'. In Mexico.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Have you seen the documentary on this, it is so hot that they can only stay in the cave for short periods.

Hello from central Pennsylvania! What's the best feature about where you live?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Welcome, for me it is being close to the placers I like to travel to.

Old ad 🤢 Has anybody heard of this or used it?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Never heard of it, not sure I would want to.

A selective shopper, this one!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

funny

Hush baby don't tell anyone....

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

bend over buddies?

Breakfast at the Whitehouse....

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2019:

We should be so lucky

They did let me leave, though......

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Guess they wanted it in their little baggies.

Hi all I am still playing with my camera I tried to share a photo but keep getting an error message.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

no it is the site, one work around is to make it a meme then post it.

Hello from San Antonio. I hate Ted Cruz.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Welcome there are many like minded people here.

I have never played this game, has anybody here played it?

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

It made you want to slap the living shit out of your brother when he couldn't get your clue.

Damn, I just found out that the Jim Jefferies Show is cancelled. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

He announced it on his last show.

Hi all I live in the subtropic part of Australia and am hoping to get some garden beds set up and ...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

What variety did you plant, and how hot did it get?

Hi all I live in the subtropic part of Australia and am hoping to get some garden beds set up and ...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

The tomato problem is normally one of two things, too much nitrogen, or not enough wind for pollination. from your description, I'd go with too much nitrogen. I'm still killing my dragon fruit, so my advice on that would be suspect at best

I’m meeting someone for an adult beverage this evening.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Hope it went well.

Guerrilla Gardening

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

What is guerrilla gardening?

Earlier today at a major intersection were a dozen or so people with Drumpf/Pence 2020 signs.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

You rock.

If ya don't like the kitty you may need to scroll on cause .

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

good.

This morning, we had an agency-wide managers’ meeting, offsite.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I worked for the church for 10 years and was even given a lay ordination, nothing wrong with faking it to keep food on the table.

Par 4 Could be dumpster new golf billboard

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

twist it until they explode.

Everything is better with bacon

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

yes bacon

Foster began to wonder if he was adopted.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Foster get around.

walking detention school desk

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

might try a Burkka

dontaskdonttell

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

never ask a question you don't know the answer to.

I almost saw a vampire this morning.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Stake it out for next time.

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter's ...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I did not see that one coming.

This super christian guy at my job asked once if I was Christian.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I have posted this before, but just in case you haven't seen it, and feel free to share,

Hopefully I won’t offend too many creationists with this

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

If we have any creationists on this site, they deserve to be offended.

Sez the daughter of a very "moral" guy who grabs women by the pussy, cheats on all his wives, fucks ...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

She's just as despicable as dear old dad.

Friday 'feline' funnies

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

You keep them coming, well done.

Morning you lovely lot.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Welcome

Just like any other excuse. (Not sure if it has been posted).

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

For a guy with a great memory, he certainly forgets a ton of stuff.

Trump wants Senate trial, expects Joe Biden to testify: White House [reuters.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

what a maroon!

Aaawwwwwwwwww. ❤❤❤😊

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I just lost my dog in October.

1.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Nice.

1882 diving suit

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

wouldn't need any weights in that suit,

December 20th cannot get here fast enough for me I go to the second dentist appointment to make sure...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

It is a long process, I just went through the whole process and once it is done, it is a huge improvement,

Snail humor

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Sticky situation

Question: Anyone here familiar with frog fruit groundcover vine?

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Wait until spring, Plant directly in the ground, it is almost indestructible. We planted it at my ex's house right next to her water feature.

Who here had one?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

First car was a 65 chevy Biscayne. 0 to 60 in three days.

Thanksgiving shortcut

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

No stuffing in my can!

We humans are some strange creatures.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

you bet you bippy.

Comedian James Gregory on hurricanes

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

funny

Trump went to an apple factory yesterday.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

He thinks that the first time he heard about something is the first time anyone was aware of it.

There is a guy on Match that I'm not really interested in meeting, maybe because I am 99.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

ask, be direct,

Thirsty Thursday Thrillers 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

you always have good ones.

Cheers to my agnostic family

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

salute

Gee! No, thanks! :o

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Not I.

I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.... Oops. I know I can't.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

An over achiever, eyes are bigger than... damn near anything.

I love this cat so much..... ;-)

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

good ones

Oops There goes one of his 9 lives

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

I would say that was number 9.

Yup got that right

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Hit the nail on the dummy head.

Cha-CHING smirk

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Brutal, but so true.

Poor Mikey Milquetoast [politics.theonion.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

loved when he was jumping off his chimney naked, almost there,

He forgot "Tweet Lies about the Democrats"

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

going to be a tough day for tweety.

Actually, not a real bad trade off.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

I would rather see his taxes, Her tits, while they may be the best that money can buy are as fake as her con man husband.

Identical Twins?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Remarkable resemblance

Never-Partisan!

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

good answer

Someone at the office is not happy

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

We now can legitimately ask the question, Have you ever tasted a dick sweeter than mine?

Saber tooth crotch crickets

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

How about a case of these

Please don't try this at home😂😁😂🤣😂

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

funny

So me this morning.☕☕☕

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Love what you have done with your hair.

Who bought or read Mad Magazine? I confess I did. Anyone else?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

For years I did/

Stuck at home today while Kia Dealership works on my car.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

It's an ill wind that doesn't blow some good. Chin up, and attack at dawn.

These were always a pain in the butt😖😁

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Lost a lot of nickels in those.

Any socialists here?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Welcome try https://agnostic.com/group/CriticsofCapitalism

Good person?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Same here, just generally a pisser.

Illinois goes legal for recreational and medicinal on Jan 1.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Aren't you from one of those states?

An Ottoman supply train still resting where it was ambushed by Lawrence of Arabia 103 years ago on ...

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

why such a big train for foot stools? lol

Some humor for those who appriciate great cinema....

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

What's going on with all the star trek stuff lately. lol

Stolen from a Facebook group 😂

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

The war on christmas is over, Walmart and Amazon won.

Wicked Wednesday continues 🤣

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

No tangerine pussy grabbers allowed.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

I always like this one.

I found this interesting - I have it in my garden, and I knew it was called arrowroot here, but ...

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

I didn't realize that cannas were arrowroot. I've raised them from time to time.

Do any other people enjoy their favorite music playing while having sex?

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Used to date a girl that Santana Abraxis was here go to music for sex. I really don't care as long as it is not distracting.

I'm a newbie and happy to find this site with like- minded people.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Welcome, you are among friends here.

Good luck with that! 😂🤣

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Turn both ways at the light.

Mike Pompeo reportedly told Republicans he plans to resign to protect his reputation.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

I don't think it's going to help him, but i hope he does resign.

This is our improving Navy [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

big step up from the plywood mosquito days.

Making fun of Marie Kondo's online store: Does it spark joy?

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Apparently she feels that the thing that doesn't bring you joy and you don't need (and she does) is money based on her prices.

Jesse Winchester Sham - A - Ling - Dong - Ding [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

The first time I've heard him, bet his voice was fantastic when he was younger.

Oops what was that

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Better your foot than anywhere else sensitive.

What? And who..and how?

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

came from the ship container community?

That's more realistic.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Tramp pear?

When a cat closes its eyes arounde you it means it trusts you...

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Pretty much all my cats and dogs.

So romantic!

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Proposing what?

Tomorrow night - Meteor storm! [10tv.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Thanks, Hope for clear skies tomorrow 11/21 at 11 pm EST.