As many of you know, i grew up in the swamps of southwest Louisiana, Cajun Country.

silverotter11 comments on May 30, 2023:

There's one in WA State - Pend Oreille County. It's pronounced ponderay.

glennlab replies on May 30, 2023:

@PondartIncbendog Puyallup, Wa was named for the indian tribe that previously occupied the area.

As many of you know, i grew up in the swamps of southwest Louisiana, Cajun Country.

silverotter11 comments on May 30, 2023:

There's one in WA State - Pend Oreille County. It's pronounced ponderay.

glennlab replies on May 30, 2023:

Lake by the same name in Idaho, same damned frenchmen.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2023:

Political post, you just have to push it don't you?

glennlab replies on May 29, 2023:

@Tejas You should learn to do math, you have been on the site 8 months longer than me, I have been a much more active participant than you, but that is probably because I haven't been blocked by as many people as you have. The fact that you have been here longer than me and still are not a level 8, speaks volumes as to your "seniority". Way to edit your literally years longer to a year after you checked and still got it wrong.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2023:

Political post, you just have to push it don't you?

glennlab replies on May 29, 2023:

@Tejas No one else seems to have a problem with not posting political posts, why are you such an asshole or are you that juvenile that you only want to do things that are not the norm? The ban on political posts was enforced by the last two group owners.

glennlab comments on May 29, 2023:

Political post, you just have to push it don't you?

glennlab replies on May 29, 2023:

@Tejas No you're not, you are deliberately violating group rules, everyone else has stopped, but you are special.

Been busy! Hope you all are having a great weekend!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 29, 2023:

"She' died of a coke overdose." I feel guilty for laughing so hard.

glennlab replies on May 29, 2023:

great minds think alike, that's four of us.

Why you have 38% of the electorate voting republican. Not the best move for 35% of the electorate.

TomMcGiverin comments on May 29, 2023:

But not surprising. We need to remember that only half of us have IQs over 100..

glennlab replies on May 29, 2023:

Good point

Your tax dollars not at work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Florida or Texas?...

glennlab replies on May 28, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz It's a small one, we'll get it filled by Monday.

Your tax dollars not at work

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 27, 2023:

Florida or Texas?...

glennlab replies on May 27, 2023:

yes

Star Wars fans will understand. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2023:

Only if the other guys are using white paintballs...

glennlab replies on May 27, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I have no argument with your position except some details on the movie, but your blatant jump to bashing the GOP in your first comment is what i was referring to and you know it. Politics in political groups or it will be deleted. I really don't want you to be the first person i have to delete a post for.

Star Wars fans will understand. 😁

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 26, 2023:

Only if the other guys are using white paintballs...

glennlab replies on May 26, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I love political commentary as much anybody but let's leave it in the groups set up for that. .

Far-right Oath Keepers founder sentenced to 18 years over January 6 attack | US Capitol attack | The...

glennlab comments on May 26, 2023:

I think the judge went a tad easy on him. Didn't we Hang John Brown?

glennlab replies on May 26, 2023:

@BufftonBeotch t There have only been a few s.c. in history. The confederates were given general amnesty for their sedition https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-government-and-politics-capitol-siege-809273dd6e90d08a5109dd5a451a5c09

Far-right Oath Keepers founder sentenced to 18 years over January 6 attack | US Capitol attack | The...

glennlab comments on May 26, 2023:

I think the judge went a tad easy on him. Didn't we Hang John Brown?

glennlab replies on May 26, 2023:

@BufftonBeotch I did a quick check on the other s.c. I could remember, the 1954 Puerto Rician assault on the US congress. They were sentenced to 50 and 75 years for their attempted murder charges, but their s.c. charges landed them only 7 more years each, Jimmy Carter let them free after just over 20 years.

This should explain it.

TomMcGiverin comments on May 22, 2023:

That is exactly it, but don't count on the corporate media to report it that way, or for the gullible, ignorant majority of voters to see it that way. Both parties are colluding to use this as a cover to gut those programs and yet still have it look like the Dems are fighting to save those programs,...

glennlab replies on May 22, 2023:

Sadly, you are more right than wrong.

You will know who they are by their actions

AnneWimsey comments on May 21, 2023:

19 Entire days? Sloths, actual tree sloths, were included in the study, right?

glennlab replies on May 21, 2023:

It took the first 17 days to show up on the search engines

Be careful chanting latin phrases you don't really understand.

glennlab comments on May 20, 2023:

Somebody's been eating snails.

glennlab replies on May 21, 2023:

@Pralina1 People will say eating snails is disgusting, so you draw the inference.

More conservatives behaving like jerkwads.

Garban comments on May 21, 2023:

My dog would make a better governor than that mindless jack wagon. Vote for Charlie! He’s a good boy, not a good ol’ boy.

glennlab replies on May 21, 2023:

The reason we had Yellow Dog Democrats in Texas, we didn't care if you ran an old yellow dog as long as it was a real democrat.

This is worth reviewing again if you know, and required reading if you don't.

racocn8 comments on May 19, 2023:

The bigger problem is that the intelligence agencies DID know a lot of this and let it all happen anyway.

glennlab replies on May 19, 2023:

@racocn8 The causes on both sides of the Atlantic are way too numerous and date back to at least the 1960s, but suffice it to say that unchecked greed trumps patriotism every time. Disrespect for the rule of law, and people with no experience in government compounded the problem .

Has this ever happened to you? Not the exact situation but yes, definitely.

St-Sinner comments on May 19, 2023:

No, but men talk behind you at work when are a urinal, I am not good at that multitasking.

glennlab replies on May 19, 2023:

Just turn around and talk to them, that'll shut them up.

This is a humor group not a political group.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2023:

What no potty humor?.... What is the world coming to these days when you can't even make fun of the funniest shit there is?

glennlab replies on May 19, 2023:

@FrayedBear No I'm tired of the political bullshit bleeding into what is supposed to be a laugh factory.This group is not for political debate,there are plenty of other places for that on this site. Most members of this group prefer not to have politics here. Again we have other places where that is perfectly acceptable.

This is a humor group not a political group.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 18, 2023:

What no potty humor?.... What is the world coming to these days when you can't even make fun of the funniest shit there is?

glennlab replies on May 19, 2023:

@FrayedBear That's your first warning

GOP shows off their new fall fashions.

LenHazell53 comments on May 18, 2023:

A lot of fuss has been made about this photo recently, claiming it to be from a recent recruitment rally held by the KKK, with there being massive disgust over a child being enrolled in the organisation. Only one problem that everyone seems to have missed If you look closely all the participants ...

glennlab replies on May 18, 2023:

If it is a meme, there is a very good chance it has been photoshopped. I could point out a lot of inconsistencies with this picture, but then I would be just like facebook fact checkers that can't tell the difference between satire and bullshit.

Lead with your strengths.

SeaGreenEyez comments on May 17, 2023:

....

glennlab replies on May 17, 2023:

Only thing worse

Duel reports, Fox is not denying that Laura is off prime time but they are saying she wasn't fired.

SeaGreenEyez comments on May 17, 2023:

I started doing 🤸🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️ and then thought, "This is too good to be true. Just when people were finally saying her last name correctly, and they ax her.....?????? Nah." So I looked. She's not gone. They're just making room for Hannity. He's taking over Carlson's cult ...

glennlab replies on May 17, 2023:

I had to read 4 different articles to get the two best. The non committal part by Fox execs should give her pause. They might be giving her the Don Lemon treatment, move her to a less desirable time slot, then use any excuse to dump her. Both she and Tucker had emails that would have cost Fox big bucks if the case went to trial.

That's gotta be hilarious

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2023:

We had a unit of about 40 Marines on my carrier - I've a few stories.

glennlab replies on May 17, 2023:

@Beowulfsfriend They never read the TO, for EOD, at the initiation of a broken arrow, evacuate 5000 feet and wait 2 hours before you attempt to reenter the area. In confined areas, move as far away upwind as possible and wait 2 hours.

Florida: Arrests to follow regardless of legal gender status

MizJ comments on May 17, 2023:

The polling numbers for DeathSantis dropped. Culture Wars get airtime on Faux News. The Rs have supermajorities. WTF is wrong with this state besides sunburnt brains?

glennlab replies on May 17, 2023:

I think the backlash we saw in Jacksonville yesterday is just the beginning.

This is for all you medical workers out there.

Pralina1 comments on May 17, 2023:

This is great !!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 Dr T is gonna love this today 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌

glennlab replies on May 17, 2023:

I have a feeling the vending machine is getting raided.

I hope my granddaughter doesn't have to fight the battles I thought we won in my youth.

TomMcGiverin comments on May 15, 2023:

The Dems are hoping that abortion will be enough to re-elect Biden and get them control of both houses of congress again, but I don't think it will.

glennlab replies on May 15, 2023:

That is one issue for sure, but most still remember under estimating Trump in 2016. If it will help get out the vote, but there will be other issues that we should not let people ignore, and you're already seeing Biden running ads on Social Security and other issues.

I hope my granddaughter doesn't have to fight the battles I thought we won in my youth.

pamagain comments on May 15, 2023:

I'm counting on young women! The ones I meet through Planned Parenthood are A N G R Y!

glennlab replies on May 15, 2023:

I hope that they are angry enough to vote and take 5 friends with them to the polls.

See if he wants the lima beans.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2023:

Quite the collection today, Happy Muther's Day old Man..

glennlab replies on May 15, 2023:

@zeuser high on cocaine?

Oldman51 comments on May 14, 2023:

I think that it was our military geneses who left those weapons. It i all about accountability and far too many do not have to answer to anyone and that is a big problem with our system.

glennlab replies on May 15, 2023:

As a former war planner, it is almost always intended to leave the war equipment on foreign soil. It is very costly to repair and transport. Even if we left a fully working piece of equipment, the likelihood that it would receive needed maintenance is slim, so it would become useless in short order. Sometimes the lack of a single spare part will render the equipment totally useless. One of the things we negotiate on withdrawal is supply of spare parts.

Once you break the social contract, mercy need not be expected or required.

racocn8 comments on May 15, 2023:

I have often thought that Capital Punishment was inappropriate because: what if the state made a mistake somehow? Indeed, overzealous police & prosecutors have generated convictions of innocent people, proven to be innocent as with the Innocence Project. And yet the desire to see justice boils in...

glennlab replies on May 15, 2023:

I see the death penalty as being the penalty only for crimes against humanity. War crimes and the like. Otherwise isolation from society is punishment enough.

To All you Mothers out there

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on May 14, 2023:

Looks like @MichelleGar1 to me...

glennlab replies on May 14, 2023:

Well, she's a mother.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2023:

get your facts straight.

glennlab replies on May 14, 2023:

@Tejas In no war in American history have we returned the war ravaged machinery to the US. It costs more to refurbish and transport than to replace it. If you had stayed awake in American History you would know that instead of getting on your high horse and lying your ass off.

Be careful, ok?

jeshuey comments on May 14, 2023:

Reminds me of my first wife's cooking.

glennlab replies on May 14, 2023:

Mine made the best fried water you ever tasted, other than that she couldn't cook.

I'm a pizza and taco kind of guy, so you can bet your ass who I'm going to save and then lock the ...

Charles1971 comments on May 14, 2023:

Well, of course the pizza and tacos would be the appropriate things to save. Then you could use the pizza box and grease from the taco meat to help the fire burn better.

glennlab replies on May 14, 2023:

I like the way you think.

Based on early returns, I'd say they blew it.

pamagain comments on May 13, 2023:

Did anyone see poor Anderson Cooper's comments? He made sense but I felt strongly that he wasn't happy being given the assignment!

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

@pamagain I have seen so many defenses of what they did, but none justified what they did or how they did it. He should never be interviewed live, it takes too long to fact check him, even with teams of fact checkers and computers. If you have to give him a softball audience, don't have him on. If he makes demands that reasonable candidates wouldn't, don't have him on. If you can't edit out the non answers, don't have him on. In 2016 it is estimated that he got $4 billion in free airtime, if the public doesn't know him after that and the last 6 years, they have been in a hole or a coma.

Based on early returns, I'd say they blew it.

pamagain comments on May 13, 2023:

Did anyone see poor Anderson Cooper's comments? He made sense but I felt strongly that he wasn't happy being given the assignment!

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

I have sworn off CNN, their chickenshit treatment of their late night announcers was the beginning of the end for me. Going down on Trump in prime time was their final straw. Anderson probably better start venue shopping, he's going to be next.

Time to take the gloves off.

TheInterlooper comments on May 13, 2023:

Since when was banning oppositional parties liberal?

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

@TheInterlooper I was right all you want to do is argue, If you want to talk about the public vs private do it on your own post, it is not germane to this thread. If you don't understand literary devices, your education has failed you and I would suggest that you seek to widen your horizons.

Time to take the gloves off.

TheInterlooper comments on May 13, 2023:

Since when was banning oppositional parties liberal?

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

@TheInterlooper No< I want them to follow the law, if you can't see that then you are simply looking for an argument. I want them to stop suppressing the vote, stop gerrymandering, stop standing in the way of education and progress.

Time to take the gloves off.

TheInterlooper comments on May 13, 2023:

Since when was banning oppositional parties liberal?

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

@TheInterlooper That is to say without using dirty tricks, lying,cheating or engaging in nefarious acts gut the GOP. I would say that was pretty clear in saying that.

Time to take the gloves off.

TheInterlooper comments on May 13, 2023:

Since when was banning oppositional parties liberal?

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

No one is advocating banning them, re-read. It is liberal to stand up for what you believe.

This is an interesting article on our virus labs and their security.

puff comments on May 13, 2023:

I fail to understand the benefits of doing this research for to me, they pose far more risk than benefit. I thought this sort of shit was banned under bioweapons and the development of? Perhaps another cold war treaty allowed to lapse. Just because we (humanity) can do something, doesn't mean we ...

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

@puff We have never frozen our nuclear research, we agreed not to develop new nuclear weapons, but under the NPT certain nations may do pretty much anything just below assembly of a weapon or final enrichment. Nations routinely violate this treaty and have had some really bad fallout from it. Most notably Libya and South Africa. Once the Genie is out of the bottle, you can only control it, never put it back in the bottle.

This is an interesting article on our virus labs and their security.

puff comments on May 13, 2023:

I fail to understand the benefits of doing this research for to me, they pose far more risk than benefit. I thought this sort of shit was banned under bioweapons and the development of? Perhaps another cold war treaty allowed to lapse. Just because we (humanity) can do something, doesn't mean we ...

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

Without this and other research, we would be at risk of much worse infections, the lesson here is that there needs to be much closer oversight. I have worked in high risk areas before (nuclear not biological) the research is always a necessity, the safety protocols MUST be followed.

So I read in the news today that Putin is building a village near Moscow for American and Canadian ...

glennlab comments on May 13, 2023:

Fuck em.

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz I'll help them pack

This is an interesting article on our virus labs and their security.

BDair comments on May 13, 2023:

Very interesting indeed. Research the 'Gain of Function' work that Ralph Baric was doing at UNC Chapel Hill on making Horseshoe bat derived Corona Viruses more transmissible to humans in 2015. Or how elderly people in care homes somewhat near Ft Detrick had mysterious Covid like symptoms in ...

glennlab replies on May 13, 2023:

I was going to tag you to make sure you saw this, but I was drawing a blank when I posted it.

I will say one thing for the town hall, it gave Trump the opportunity to incriminate himself ...

silverotter11 comments on May 12, 2023:

I'm sure this was just about ratings for CNN. Nice that don lardo continues to list his crimes publicly but I don't see any more indictments or charges.🤬

glennlab replies on May 12, 2023:

@OldMetalHead It made sense on paper, but they had no idea what they were doing. Fox viewers want to trend far right not toward center right. What they did accomplish was drive off their former viewers since it is apparent that CNN no longer wants to be near center and has veered into the netherworld.

Never forget who he really is and what he has done in real life.

Redheadedgammy comments on May 12, 2023:

Two very sick men. One did the right thing and hung himself, now we need to get trump to do the same thing!

glennlab replies on May 12, 2023:

If Trump is convicted, I don't see him lasting in prison. For the first time in his adult life he will be powerless and that might just be too much for him to take.

He's doubling down now that the cat is out of the bag about him needing to wear depends

pamagain comments on May 8, 2023:

Remember that photo by his golf cart? BIG BROWN STAIN on the back of his white shorts!

glennlab replies on May 11, 2023:

@pamagain Can you imagine how bad the runs would have had to be to fill up his depends to that level?

I hope he has many more much worse days!

anglophone comments on May 9, 2023:

I wonder how many temper tantrums he will now throw every day. Tomato ketchup on the walls, anybody?

glennlab replies on May 9, 2023:

I Heinz just dispatched two tanker trucks to mar a lardo

She could be much better off since unless he has a final conviction, all his property is secure from...

Willow_Wisp comments on May 9, 2023:

I want to know what he buried with his Ex.

glennlab replies on May 9, 2023:

As cheap as he is, and since he had 8 pall bearers, with a casket that was estimated to be over $125,000 and she was cremated. I'd say state secrets are in there. Paper is heavy.

Not a drag queen! I do agree that Texas should secede. [imgur.com]

glennlab comments on May 9, 2023:

They are still going to hold the vote for expulsion, since he would remain a part of the body until a replacement could be named unless they do. None of his legislation made it out of committee, so it was red meat for his district and nothing more. I loved how in his resignation letter he said he ...

glennlab replies on May 9, 2023:

@OldGoat43 I say we ship them out to the wilds of west Texas and let the civilized among us have the rest of the state to live in peace and enjoy the the reasons we moved here to begin with.

He's doubling down now that the cat is out of the bag about him needing to wear depends

pamagain comments on May 8, 2023:

Remember that photo by his golf cart? BIG BROWN STAIN on the back of his white shorts!

glennlab replies on May 9, 2023:

@pamagain I've got several, that was the easiest to find. He finally realized that his favorite white golf suit was the easiest to photoshop, so he no longer wears white.

I never thought about it from that angle?

Diogenes comments on May 8, 2023:

But the ugly women also slept with a beer-belly.

glennlab replies on May 8, 2023:

I remarked to a friend that it was nice to finally be old enough that I was now able to be someelse's reason to regret the night before.

He's doubling down now that the cat is out of the bag about him needing to wear depends

pamagain comments on May 8, 2023:

Remember that photo by his golf cart? BIG BROWN STAIN on the back of his white shorts!

glennlab replies on May 8, 2023:

You mean this one, the reason he doesn't wear white on the golf course anymore?

He's doubling down now that the cat is out of the bag about him needing to wear depends

KateOahu comments on May 8, 2023:

Where did that cat get out of the bag?

glennlab replies on May 8, 2023:

When he sued Bernstein, Bernstein said the odor barrier on his depends wasn't working.

Today was a rich news day, Enjoy.

Buttercup comments on May 4, 2023:

I was going to post about the bagpipes, hope they got paid upfront

glennlab replies on May 4, 2023:

If not, they need to file a claim so he can't leave Scotland until they are paid.

I wonder whether all North Atlantic members are happy to expand to the Pacific.

glennlab comments on May 4, 2023:

You have to remember that NATOs primary concern Russia has both an Atlantic and Pacific front and it's most powerful members The US and Canada have both Atlantic and Pacific Coasts. The US has strong alliances with Pacific countries and NATO could be drug into any Sino/ Russian incursion. The ...

glennlab replies on May 4, 2023:

@puff How far does your imagination run into your fantasies? I start at the end and work my way back. The US has never missed a military payday (1st and 15th), they have never defaulted on their debt and won't in my lifetime. What do you mean by fair weather friends? NATO is stronger now than it has been in 80 years. I know what own defense plans used to be for the defense of Taiwan. No one in China would like it, and 600 million plus casualties is the expected outcome. With the demise of Trump the US is moving away from fascist authoritarianism. We have been more conservative than the EU but we have flashes of liberalism. No one has forgotten trade between China and anyone so you need to get a grip. My DIL is Taiwanese, her mother still lives in Taiwan while her father and sisters live here, China would not be welcomed and would be resisted by most citizens of Taiwan. Why do you hate the US so much, did we get your mother pregnant during Vietnam?

This man is a special type of evil and I hope he suffers a long, slow painful demise when his time ...

Sierra4 comments on May 3, 2023:

I don’t like Abbott, but I think that this is a fake. I have followed this story locally in Dallas and nothing has been printed or reported about this. He received a lot of criticism for calling them illegal immigrants.

glennlab replies on May 3, 2023:

Pretty sure it is satire, but very close to what he actually said. "I’ve announced a $50K reward for info on the criminal who killed 5 illegal immigrants Friday. Also directed #OperationLoneStar to be on the lookout."

Texas Senate Approves Bill To Allow Gov. Greg Abbott To Overturn Elections [news.yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

This one is going to court before it is even in effect. I just got an email from state party official, they are going to fight ( raising money already).

glennlab replies on May 3, 2023:

@chalupacabre The SDEC had made preparations as the bill made its way through the process, just in case, the ACLU is going after several of the voting rights laws that have been passed. We're going to have a very active 5th circuit federal court this fall and into next year.

This man is a special type of evil and I hope he suffers a long, slow painful demise when his time ...

Garban comments on May 3, 2023:

Real quote? 🤯

glennlab replies on May 3, 2023:

Not sure, but it's so damned close the naked eye can't tell the difference.

Worth a try, lol.

SpikeTalon comments on May 3, 2023:

Not to be outdone, I'm also going to share a dick pic here too.

glennlab replies on May 3, 2023:

Not to be outdone.

Wrong kind of three-way, if you ask me.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Wine would work as well as water.

glennlab replies on May 3, 2023:

@pamagain Just continue with the wine, problem solved.

Happy Wednesday!!!

zeuser comments on May 3, 2023:

These are hilarious! The fish hook made me clutch up my butt cheeks a bit, though..

glennlab replies on May 3, 2023:

Looks like we're all on the same page on that one.

You get what you pay for.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Glad I didn't live in 1894 and need surgery, good set.

glennlab replies on May 2, 2023:

@phxbillcee My grandfather was born in 1893.

Now I know why so many women hang out in this group [iflscience.com]

AnneWimsey comments on May 2, 2023:

I posted on here at least a year ago, ''make me laugh, like to dance, i'm yours'. they coulda just asked.....

glennlab replies on May 2, 2023:

like you said, if we were closer, we'd probably be dating.

Now I know why so many women hang out in this group [iflscience.com]

Garban comments on May 1, 2023:

That’s the story all funny guys tell.😉

glennlab replies on May 1, 2023:

This time science backs us up!

A wide variety of conservative misbehavior.

pamagain comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Does this mean.....they're TAINTED?

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2023:

I've never seen one between two assholes.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

What is it with the women I know that always seem to find poison ivy. My ex could find the only sprig in a 3 acre field. If(when) you go out, shower with lots of soap as soon as you get in, clothes go into the washer on the way to the shower, dog leashes go into a bleach bucket. Please stay safe.

glennlab replies on Apr 30, 2023:

@Pralina1 Go to a feed store, they have weed killers for woody stemmed weeds. The stuff at your normal stores normally isn't strong enough. Mix at about double the recommended strength and apply liberally when you are going to have 3-4 days of dry weather. I finally knocked it out in my neighbors yard with her permission since she was using the regular stuff and it kept coming back and would creep into my yard.

Summer's coming

pamagain comments on Apr 29, 2023:

I'm a very, very white person. Put on your ''shades'' when we're outside. :-)

glennlab replies on Apr 29, 2023:

@pamagain I use SPF axle grease

Summer's coming

pamagain comments on Apr 29, 2023:

I'm a very, very white person. Put on your ''shades'' when we're outside. :-)

glennlab replies on Apr 29, 2023:

I don't tan, I pink, the curse of the gingers.

Summer's coming

KateOahu comments on Apr 28, 2023:

And indeed you do.

glennlab replies on Apr 28, 2023:

Thank you.

Summer's coming

Betty comments on Apr 27, 2023:

That's all that is needed. :)

glennlab replies on Apr 27, 2023:

I am so glad, Because that's what I've got.

I've got dibs on the liver.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 26, 2023:

No one wants the brains.

glennlab replies on Apr 26, 2023:

They haven't been used, so low mileage.

The house just voted to reduce funding to the FBI with all Democrats voting against it and only 4 ...

Garban comments on Apr 26, 2023:

A waste of McCarthy’s air. I doubt the senate will even consider it.

glennlab replies on Apr 26, 2023:

They need to vote to not consider it and send it back to the house asap. Otherwise it just sits.

It's all y'alls' fault. Let's get those summer bodies ready. Mine is in shape, round is a shape.

Julie808 comments on Apr 25, 2023:

Yep, that must be it! I still have my winter body. I hibernated for an extra 2 months and only recently started back to my usual activity level, and I'm still eating my winter comfort food! Only 2 months until summer! Time to get out there and exercise - but today was raining - so maybe ...

glennlab replies on Apr 25, 2023:

I've been using my broken shoulder as my excuse for months now, rain works.

“One hour in the bath is worth four hours of sleep”…………….Napoleon Bonaparte.

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 24, 2023:

I like being in hot water, a hot springs, or a hot tub. I always like to shower first, then sit and enjoy the water for 30 to 40 minutes. My muscles and bones always feel so much better.

glennlab replies on Apr 25, 2023:

@Redheadedgammy Saturday. I have a new phone and it acts funny sometimes. I jujst resent the text

I can no longer send messages to folks on here…..😞

OldMetalHead comments on Apr 24, 2023:

I'm thinking this is the reason. Don't know if it was turned off on purpose or if it's just apathy.

glennlab replies on Apr 24, 2023:

that has been that way for years, I worried about it when I first used the message app here

Seems his fall back plans may not work either

SeaGreenEyez comments on Apr 24, 2023:

Maybe he's explaining what happened when Trump had him bent over. #ewwwgrossssss 😜

glennlab replies on Apr 24, 2023:

@SeaGreenEyez I believe I may have stolen that one from you, so it was good to be able to use it on you.

Seems his fall back plans may not work either

SeaGreenEyez comments on Apr 24, 2023:

Maybe he's explaining what happened when Trump had him bent over. #ewwwgrossssss 😜

glennlab replies on Apr 24, 2023:

ewwww

“One hour in the bath is worth four hours of sleep”…………….Napoleon Bonaparte.

Lauren comments on Apr 23, 2023:

I imagine in his time it was, and doubtless his minions kept up a steady stream of hot water for him. I never seem to find the time to bathe at home, but it's quite luxurious when we go to the spa, where other people provide varying degrees of heat, water pressure, and minerals, and we just enjoy ...

glennlab replies on Apr 24, 2023:

two words hot tub.

“One hour in the bath is worth four hours of sleep”…………….Napoleon Bonaparte.

Redheadedgammy comments on Apr 24, 2023:

I like being in hot water, a hot springs, or a hot tub. I always like to shower first, then sit and enjoy the water for 30 to 40 minutes. My muscles and bones always feel so much better.

glennlab replies on Apr 24, 2023:

I sent you a text.

He is charismatic

TheInterlooper comments on Apr 23, 2023:

Day 2868 of people complaining about Trump on the Internet. I swear I'm ready to block anyone who mentions him.

glennlab replies on Apr 23, 2023:

We have tried unsuccessfully to keep politics out of Just for Laughs, but with the demise of messenger and some people just not giving a shit, I gave up.

Some of my simple life rules for staying in "zeuser shape".

Garban comments on Apr 23, 2023:

I’m a scroller. ⌛️

glennlab replies on Apr 23, 2023:

@Garban I was born in the last half of the last century, just barely. And my fat ass landed full weight on that poor puppy, how, I'll never figure out.

Somethings impact far outweigh the amount of time they lasted.

TomMcGiverin comments on Apr 22, 2023:

The South never admitted or accepted that they lost the war, they just waited the union out and then went on with restoring their policies from before the war... The union, after Reconstruction mostly failed, was way too weary from the Civil War to want to re-fight it with the South, so, you could ...

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2023:

The North won the war, but lost the occupation.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

In all cases it is genetics plus how they are raised.

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2023:

@Tejas Everyone that takes an animal as a pet has the responsibility for what that pet does. If you are not up to training a bully type dog, don't get one. If you are not going to work your shepherd, don't get one, if you don't like diggers, no dachshunds, there are genetic predispositions, but they can normally be overcome with good training. If you don't have the time and patience for training one, don't get it. Some of the best dogs I've had were bully breeds, they do require more social training than most dogs, but I've had labs that were anti social too.

To be fair, they don't know what a LOT of words actually mean.

Pralina1 comments on Apr 22, 2023:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTfqPCa/ Speaking of morons .

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2023:

At one time I had a lot of respect for Leslie Stahl, not so much anymore. That she would even give a forum for that troglodyte is deplorable.

It's time to add some regulations to their asses.

TheInterlooper comments on Apr 22, 2023:

No system is perfect. If we want to be intellectually honest, we should compare this to the atrocities commited by our standing armies.

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2023:

@TheInterlooper One do not attribute positions to others based on your own flawed thinking. Two if killing babies is your idea of fun and justifiable, then you need to find a new group to troll. I never said any deaths were justified, I never mentioned Yemen, this is about the well regulated mi;litia, if you cannot stay on topic, you will be banned.

It's time to add some regulations to their asses.

TheInterlooper comments on Apr 22, 2023:

No system is perfect. If we want to be intellectually honest, we should compare this to the atrocities commited by our standing armies.

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2023:

@TheInterlooper Killing people is the business of standing armies, unless you have some other definition that you'd like to pull out of your ass. Atrocities are those things that are considered war crimes. Just to claim deaths as atrocities is to deny that militaries exist. You hear about war crimes because they are the exception and a violation of human law, we hear about gun violence because it is a violation of human decency.

It's time to add some regulations to their asses.

TheInterlooper comments on Apr 22, 2023:

No system is perfect. If we want to be intellectually honest, we should compare this to the atrocities commited by our standing armies.

glennlab replies on Apr 22, 2023:

Did our standing army kill over 45,000 people in 2022? Or just the 19,000+ murders in 2022?

Happy 71st Birthday! On a bright, shiny Tuesday in April, Boeing employees crowded office windows, ...

of-the-mountain comments on Apr 17, 2023:

Arc light still prevails over all others???

glennlab replies on Apr 20, 2023:

arc light patch from Guam

[facebook.com] US is preparing for war with Russia and China.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2023:

The US has been preparing for war with Russia and China since 1947. The only thing that has changed has been the method of engagement. We update our nuclear and conventional use of force documents with every new administration. Russia has been preparing for war with the US and China since 1947. ...

glennlab replies on Apr 20, 2023:

@Castlepaloma By 1975, the US had reduced troop strength and removed all nuclear weapons from Taiwan. Current troop strength is approx 70 stationed at consulates and missions for protection of the defense attache and equipment.

We had one of these in our warehouse, I had the key, so I got as many as I wanted.

pamagain comments on Apr 11, 2023:

Yes...we all know now that it's not good for us but, as kids living in the South through drippingly humid, hot summers....there was NOTHING more refreshing than an ice-cold ''co-cola.''

glennlab replies on Apr 18, 2023:

@pamagain It was a different world, a different simpler time. The homogenization of the country hadn't happened yet and we still had all our local differences and lived pretty much in our insular communities. My family was considered adventurous because we traveled almost every weekend to visit my aunt 50 miles away.

Hey, progress is progress.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Apr 17, 2023:

If they think they are lost now just wait until the spit or swallow part of the tour....

glennlab replies on Apr 17, 2023:

At least it's not a dead raccoon.

I hope the next news we get from him is about how his appeals are doing and how he likes club fed.

Appleriver comments on Apr 16, 2023:

Can’t wait to see him sporting an orange jumpsuit. There will be much joyous celebration throughout America 🥳

glennlab replies on Apr 16, 2023:

He might finally see all that crying he keeps talking about, tears of joy that the long national nightmare is over.

Good morning! Taking a day off work for myself! Hope you all have a great day!

glennlab comments on Apr 14, 2023:

Nice variety, good selection.

glennlab replies on Apr 14, 2023:

@MichelleGar1 Shorts, expecting showers later.

We had one of these in our warehouse, I had the key, so I got as many as I wanted.

pamagain comments on Apr 11, 2023:

Yes...we all know now that it's not good for us but, as kids living in the South through drippingly humid, hot summers....there was NOTHING more refreshing than an ice-cold ''co-cola.''

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2023:

I guess not all the memories of growing up in small town, south and having to play in the warehouse were bad.

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pamagain comments on Apr 11, 2023:

Did you know I have a black cat who LIVES to rub himself on my monitor?????????

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2023:

Did you get the hair off?

His hormone levels went through the roof

jeshuey comments on Apr 11, 2023:

Holy man my ass.

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2023:

careful, he might see that as an invitation.

We had one of these in our warehouse, I had the key, so I got as many as I wanted.

Garban comments on Apr 11, 2023:

86 was the last time I saw one.😔

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2023:

I think we got rid of the one in our warehouse in 67 or 68, they were not really efficient, had a large footprint and created more problems than they were worth. We replaced it with a regular refrigerator that held more and took up less space.