Anyone remember Wolfman Jack from Midnight Special and American Graffiti? Memories?

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I remember him as a radio personality too, sadly he died a while back. The movie really gave his career a resurection.

So through my twitter account I just got a marriage proposal from a person claiming to be a woman ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

buyer beware.

“if you don’t like this nickname, do your job.

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

If he doesn't like Moscow Mitch, how about Mass Murder Mitch.

This made me laugh! Our meteorologist liar in chief .

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

apparently she gave him an education since he was willing to pay $160,000.

Yo grandma jokes

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Griswalds?

Mother wouldn’t like that

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

He's raising a tent in that closet.

70s plus lady came in w s/s of sudden confusion , one side weakness , and difficulty processing ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

You might portray yourself as a dragon, but hose of us that know you, know you are an angel. Not in the biblical sense, but that there is no better way to describe you and your actions.

Happy Friday My Friends!! Here's a Little Something to Start the Weekend Off Right! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

a vocal version without the futuristic clavioline which really made this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NjSy2g1fl4

What a douchebag

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

douche doesn't fall far from the bag

What a douchebag

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

hands are too big.

Rethuglicans stoop to new lows! 😡 Trump’s ‘total takeover’: States are cancelling GOP ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Next step to fascism. No need for elections if we know who is going to win.

My loving and caring parents are actively trying to pass down Christianity to my little, ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I dealt with a similar, if not the same situation when my son was growing up. My son was going to spend a month with his very religious (Earth is 6000 years old type) grandparents. We did not want to strain the relationship, but we also didn't want him to start assuming that they were right or telling them that they were wrong. Lessons taught by mom and dad, will nearly always supersede lessons taught by anyone else. So talk to your children, don't feel overly guilty, do all that you can to educate your children to question everything. My son, now 33, is an atheist of his own decision process. All we can ever do is present our best efforts. Once you are in a position to tell your parents, I've found it is better to drop subtle hints and see their reactions, that way you are prepared for their reaction when you do.

Whoever does ain't going to live very long

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Take it away, I'll offer to freshen it up until 2 pm,. then you're on your own.

Confectionery crack

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

They know what's in them.

Relatable...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

I always feel like they are telling me, we know we sold you crap the first time, so here are a few slightly better options to replace the piece of shit we sold you.

Poor puppers

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2019:

Wait until I talk to him.

[youtu.be] He had such a good voice and damn is he good-looking love Bret Michaels

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

my favorite poison is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2r2nDhTzO4

I get asked about kids all the time .

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Easy answer is " I'm not married, why would I have kids?"

How old were you?

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

I can't remember when I didn't.

Im a fairly new atheist, only came out to my wife recently, it did not go well.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Bide your time, be careful and look for signals from others.

What to do with your last moments on earth:?

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

he couldn't figure out whether he was going or going, so he did both,

Not a meme, just funny IMO

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

MIA

Unexpected

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Boy is he going to be disappointed.

Smile.... Friday's coming! :)

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Burn out made me think of this one

Funny things

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

raccoon is cute and really hits home for me.

[washingtonpost.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

This is still a developing story, normally these fines are not paid by the university, instead they are forced to allocate the "fine" money to the programs they have violated, given credit for funds already expended or have the fine set aside if they comply fox X number of years,

Hmmmm.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

just this

Well I never, anybody here ever had a lucky bird? 🤔

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Yep, they broke very easily, either that or I really am a cluts.

Good morning! I believe I am on my final days on this site.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

Connie, if you do decide to leave, I would suggest leaving your account open for a while,( 6 months or so) in case you decide to come back. You will be missed.

Good morning.

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

It's entertainment, everyone needs a little escape that they can feel is important that they share with others, is no different that other sports, opera, soap operas, the theater or other entertainment venue. There are people that love it, people that hate it, people that put up with it for the sake of a relationship, people that ignore it, people that question its value.

Have you heard these tales before?

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2019:

lol

Yeah, I'll pass.

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

got to be a

Shave your......?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

That's going to get messy.

Can you drive one ?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

good one to share with the halloween group

OK I saw the weather map orange cakes used and the joke continues.

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

I know some Trump people from ALabama have already filed their Fake insurance and FEMA claims.

Lovely Day M'lady

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

A hot one. lol

Who knows what this joke refers too?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Not a clue

Marianne Williamson's campaign reportedly thinks she was 'swiftboated' [theweek.com] Really?

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Anyone running for president has their entire history laid bare before the public, every gaff, every person they've ever stiffed. Unless you have draconian non disclosure agreements and have paid off everyone that was a party to those indescressions. And everything that comes out will be portrayed in the worst possible light.

I've been getting notifications on a post in this group with many comments reading, 'you're a ...

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

I remember my ex being disappointed that gays wanted to get married, not because she thought it was wrong, but because she thought the advantage to being gay was you could have as much sex as you wanted with anyone you chose, I had to explain to her that it was no different in the gay community than the straight community when it came to finding sex partners.

Profile pic honesty The recent brouhaha over accurate representation of ones self regarding ...

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

With the number of females that get unwanted and unwarranted remarks on their pictures, I can understand their reluctance to post a real pic. Some people live in small towns where being outed will cause them some type of harm or unwanted conversion attempts. I'm lucky, retired, so no threat to my livelyhood, I have a thick skin, I live in a very large metro area (4 million or so), I am completely open if a female wants to send me nudes, but I won't request them, and I don't care if people can recognize me. If it gets your panties in a bunch, that is your problem not mine.

Anybody's family have these growing up in the sixties??😀

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

Good old TV trays, back when TV was the only electronic toy in the house and the bedside radio for comfort at night.

Thanks mom, love you too! 😜

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2019:

confounded WTF

What a shocker!

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

I couldn't decide whether to love or laugh at this one, so I'll lovingly laugh at it.

I really feel like the "anti-scammer" groups are unnecessary.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

I think that any member that posts allegations without proof should be ashamed of themselves.

Hiking just a bit higher at Pisaq.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

nosebleeds for a great picture.

Dinner at the Cafe in Amsterdam.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Yum

What she said

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

been there

Trump+pancreatic cancer=justice

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

I may enjoy reading his obit a bit too much.

He could also be a trump supporter.....

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

Reason game wardens carry measuring tapes.

Can you train them to do this?

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

If you can, you'll make a fortune.

Happy Tuesday! I'm back at the grind, and had a departmental meeting first thing.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2019:

try not to make very many.

How @metalhead222 caught me! Lol

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

pretty much nailed it.

Or smell it!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Elevator farts should be massive and silent, right before you get off.

This maybe has been posted somewhere on this site but I felt it was fitting for this group because ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

That is a fancy date. Take me I'm yours time.

looking for Waldo in all the wrong places

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

She wanted to give him a hint she wanted her ass eaten.

Look real close!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

What an ass!

Unfuck yourself

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Before my divorce, I never saw anyone that I thought was ugly, every person had their own character and attractiveness. After the divorce, most of the women I saw were just plain ugly. Now that I am at peace with myself, I see the attractiveness of almost everyone, it takes a lot for that to change. I like seeing the good in people.

Perfectly timed ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

That is one long kitten

Perfectly timed ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

good ones

I bumped into this dicks in the Fringe Festival at the Royal Mile, Edinburgh!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

My sympathies.

I would like to request the @admin take down all "watcher/scammer" reporting groups and leave that ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

With the recent use of the Senate and other groups to call out a long term member for not having a real picture as the only proof that she was a scammer, I have lost some respect for some people. If you can't identify a scammer then you will get a lesson. Since one of those groups identified me as a scammer when I did not agree with their leader, it can be a vindictive and heinous weapon if used with the type of malice I and several others have experienced.

Trumps New Removal Rules?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Is that a 3D format, or are my eyes messing with me again?

Ride Trump Ride!!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

If he'll ride it down, I can put up with a little radiation.

Hilaritosis....lol

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

offer them a mint, then tell them they can keep the whole package they need it,

Groooan!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

double groan.

E-CIGARETTE DANGER Statement from CDC Director Robert R.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

I've said this in other ways before, but I'm going to say it again. Don't vape, if you must vape do not buy from a discounter /street vendor. You don't know what vehicle they are using, it can be ethylene glycol, coconut oil, MCT oil, soybean oil. All are bad in the lungs.

Unfuck yourself

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Love it.

I have a dog, so I don't have to worry about that.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Don't you feel sorry for people without dogs, they have to pickup food off the floor.

What is this about?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

I went, they were all dogs.

New spin on an old meme.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

nah we used the water for wine and we're not giving it back, unless you want recycled.

We did a grand total weigh in of the Molokai Purple Sweet Potatoes.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Good to see you again.

The family didn’t remember planting sunflowers in our little organic garden.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

too large for a honey bee, most likely a bumble bee

Thank your Unions this Labor Day.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

I like to ask people, if the highest paid workers in America are all unionized, doesn't that tell them something. NFL,NBA,MLB,NHL all unionized.

Has anyone ever had any impossible prayers answered? 🤪

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

If begging and praying are the same thing, maybe

Just sharing the love..

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2019:

Nice crop duster.

Which is safer for us: tRump golfing or watch Fox News?

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

golfing, then the only lies he tells are too his partners and scorecard.

Sorry. At trampoline park with my and bored.

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

that cuke has eyes, not going to like what it is about to see.

I don't know about that...

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

called that one right

So true when u think about it!

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Damn doesn't anyone watch ancient aliens? obviously from their birthing vessels. lol

A close relative of Kleenex??

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

opposite of finger licking good.

First house I Ilived in here, 1993, perched over the Slate River wetlands.

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

not seeing any pics.

Something for the ex-catholics. 😀

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

In egg shells his day goes

Latest Dorian spaghetti plot

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

We still don't understand all that we know about weather.

Who wants cake

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

I turn 65 in a few days, this is the cake I want.

Remember the Big Chief writing tablet?

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Had wood chips large enough to make your pencil skip and give you splinters. (lol)

Funnies.....

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

the dogs kids love to bite

O.K. Ladies...Is it really like this???? Good Morning all!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

So True.

I said...I'm trying to teach you something here!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

All these warnings are interfering with the Darwin Principle weeding out the weak minded.

Connie and I made it safely to Amsterdam. Resting and drinking coffee before we explore!

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Enjoy!

Good morning everyone! It looks like the hurricane is coming north, and we're going to head out of ...

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

Five Hurricanes, countless tropical storms, two earthquakes, multiple near misses by tornadoes, forest fire. Never piss off mother nature, she has a thousand different ways to kill you. Growing up nearly every family had lost at least one relative in Hurricane Audry. I grew up with a healthy respect for weather, and try to never underestimate her.

In hopes of educating my Trump supporting brothers I begged to show them there is no such thing as ...

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

race is defined as an artificial grouping by similar characteristics if I remember my HS biology correctly.

O.K. hooman...U may kiss the paw!!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

sphinx pose

Coincidence?

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

oldie but a goodie.

How come the Dislike emoji was changed? :(

glennlab comments on Sep 1, 2019:

it still posts the same in the pc version, but it is different in the drop down menu

Hello all.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Welcome, I'm sure you will meet several people here that have similar attitudes to yourself.Joins some groups that seem interesting to you. You should find people here willing to help and more than willing to discuss things.

Heidi and I had a wonderful time last night.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2019:

After it's almost ready, I add a well beaten egg, drizzled through fork times as it simmers.

Very important information......

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2019:

I laugh everytime I read this one.

Well.

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2019:

Have a good trip (s)

Diabolic beverage... But it works!

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2019:

4 of those guy are heretics, appear to have some foreign substance in them.

Can you guys post some memes relating to babies please? Nice, cute memes...

glennlab comments on Aug 31, 2019:

I don't know if I have any nice or cute memes but I'll look.