Cat sitting sister's felines while she is away.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

cloth box.

The couch ...

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

That is one pissed off kitty.

A bee in her car ... 😄

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Heck, I pulled over for having a sneezing fit one time. Luckily just as he approached the car, I let loose with another sneeze attack, me.. Allergies, him be safe

Adjusting to new family traditions. What did you experience?

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

It can be very irritating, The first thing i want to do when I get home is wash the road off of me. Next see if there is anything to eat, then just veg for a little while , then catch up on all the things that still need to be done around the house.

I firmly believe this

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Couldn't say it better

Just saying

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Yup

The economy isn't working for most of us:

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

One way the unemployment rate has gone down, is that if you work even one hour per week for pay, you are considered employed. So all those people that used to be considered unemployed because they could only find a part time job are now considered fully employed.

Today's harvest

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Those are looking good

What's the oldest thing you own and still use?

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

2 wedding gifts (1977) a woolen Yellowstone blanket and a rice cooker.

Long but good day.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Next month I've got a trip to Las Vegas so about 2500 miles, I'll think of you.

Smell something & it's not a hunk of burnin love.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

She won the booby prize!

Flipper, is that you?

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Plus you can take the cute ones home.

Sling shot...

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

Not just no, but hell no!

Well there went my plans.

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

can you hold my suitcase while go go to the head?

Beer butt

glennlab comments on Jun 29, 2019:

damn, we're twins.

From 6 years ago on FB.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I have to admit this was better than the other one, Arguing with a woman is like teaching a pig to sing, not only is it a waste of time, it annoys the pig.

Thanks @MojoDave What a total, blithering Idiot. EDIT: Not you, Mojo 😎

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

The very fact that he is still alive proves there is no god.

Good old Florida.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Got an image to maintain.

Me, nowadays.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I leave a plate of food and drinks out for them, used to drive the dog crazy.

Snitches get stiches ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

mommy needs Vodka.

Extra cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I would like to move that we go back to intermission rather than cheese, can I get a second?

As much as I love Motley Crue this is the first time I've ever heard this song and all I'm going to ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Never heard it either, good find.

You can’t hide:

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Go get'em roger.

OK. I'm there:

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

you betcha.

October Celebrations on my mind......

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

natural of filtered? love the look.

Something a little different.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

neat

Technology looks kinda puny next to the power of Nature.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Average hurricane has the explosive power of 10,000 nuclear bombs (1 megaton each) over its 1.1 week lifespan, so you have every reason to fear mother nature.

If only they could:

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

sounds good to me.

Igloo cooler joke

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

COOL!

Asking a question in my total naivety, lol.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Protocol would be the same as any other party with the exception of your expected ride home. If you are first timers, let the host know it, they will introduce you around. Since you have couples that are seeking a third or simply wishing to have a different partner there is a lot of questions and answers, be honest and know your limits, set up your limits BEFORE you leave or hook up with anyone or you may be in for an unpleasant surprise. Don't feel like you have to partake if you are uncomfortable. Most of these parties will have a limit as to how many you can attend before you excluded for non participation. Make sure that both you and your partner are OK with it. Consent is the rule.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

In between cheese and groan. First one is a little too close to home. So is #2, but for different reasons.

My cat discovered where I keep his special treats.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

That'll teach you to try and outsmart a cat that has nothing better to do than search for food and sleep.

Claiming Trump is forcing them to commit ‘widespread violation’ of international law, asylum ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Hope the courts do the right thing.

Administration refuses to release aid to Puerto Rico. [washingtonpost.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Only cure is statehood or independence.

Does anybody really think Trump is smart enough to come up with "I didn't think it was ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

The US is not the only country in that area with radar or keeping that area under constant survielance. The CIA probably notified him that there were other more credible sources that would go against us in UN and that NATO would not follow our lead and we would stand alone.

Hello group! My intro post will be an original joke, so fair warning how funny could it possibly ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Just a spot of constructive criticism. Explanations should always precede the joke. If you can't find a way to work the explanation into the intro, you should let the joke lie until you find the right intro. By giving the explanation after, you have left your audience scratching their heads and timing is important even in the written word.

Name Something that's more believable than anything Trump says...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I'm a virgin. Said by anyone with 3 or more kids.

Gene Vincent - Blue Jean Bop....live 1956. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

leather jacket rock, the villains of the beach movies

Those of you that prune indeterminate varieties of tomato- How many main stems do you allow to ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

If you only have one or two plants, by all means trim and pamper, more than that, you are only adding work for the tomatoes you are going to give away.

Good morning fellow gardeners!

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

About once a week I buy a small bouquet for my den. I like flowers, my old roommate would always make comments, finally I told him to fuck off, they were for me.

Freudian slip

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

If you don't take responsibility for your own needs, you have no reason to complain if they are not being met.

Aging humor

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

oldie but goodie

Now that I'm back, I can post pictures again, sunset from my balcony and the parrot from the ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Got a whole bunch of pictures so I'll just add them here

I took this with my phone because I thought this rose on the dark green vine was just so pretty! It...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Beautiful, good eye.

All last summer, fall, and winter I made yummy salsa from the tomatoes, peppers, onions, and garlic ...

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

I will slice fresh squash and dip in ranch dressing, same with cucumbers almost all the vegies can be eaten this way.

My thought for the day.

glennlab comments on Jun 28, 2019:

Love the shirt.

Great song yes I will [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

I had never heard this one before, thanks

Someone here can help?

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Sorry, I'm Keyensian, well regulated capitalism with socialistic tendencies. That makes me progressive. Wealth redistribution through high taxes on the largest incomes and corporations paying at least 30% of the tax base.

Question.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Talk to each other, everything can be addressed if approached properly.

Come on Cat! Let's go!!

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

I would not wantt to have been whoever was holding the cat

I am the eggman...

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

took a second

[youtu.be] My favorite by Stevie Ray Vaughan

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

I live in the part of Dallas (Oak Cliff) where he and his brother grew up, so you can't throw a cat with meeting someone that knew him

Please welcome @Angee to the group. Let’s hear what sort of Rock music you like.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

welcome, looking forward to your contributions.

They do love their aliens.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Hitler and aliens, the meat of History channel latenight.

Won't you be my neighbor.

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

wishing and hoping, still won't make it so.

The Crystals. - Da Doo Ron Ron. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

haven't heard that in a long while, thanks.

Hello group! My intro post will be an original joke, so fair warning how funny could it possibly ...

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

Welcome, invest in better writers.

Has anyone grown loofah plants?

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

They are slow to start, and you begin to think they are never going to produce, then the hot part of summer comes, they spring to life and grow like mad. The most I ever got off one plant was 150. My average take is around 50-60 per plant. They will over grown and climb on anything. You need an area where you can hang and air dry gourds. The plants themselves require very little maintenance beyond water and fertilizer, and picking the fruit when it has reached the maturity to allow more production. I have been growing them off and on for over 30 years so if you need more info hit me up. I've got 2 growing this year.

My garden , always a project in progress .

glennlab comments on Jun 27, 2019:

very nice, loofas can be a really good cover for anything that needs sun blocked. I finally got my figs started, I have really missed having them since we moved from the Houston area, Yours look good.

Single men will try anything.

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Desperate time require desperate measures, can I borrow that kid?

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Just about when I am going to add groan, I read the title, straight from the cheese factory.

I took my babygirl to the vet yest.

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

so sorry, I hope she gets well and the continueing treatment works.

Hello.......

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

welcome, come on in.

What is wrong with people today?

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I'm on the road again, so posting is slim for a few days.

grammar policeman

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

brutal

Daddy’s glad god doesn’t answer prayers... lol

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

Bad girl, stop looking at daddy's computer

Probably will be for a good amount of my life

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

they really know how to rub it in.

Can’t tell if he’s naked or homeless.....

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

I should have saved my comment for this one.

Oooh, a punny meme mocking a.ridiculous religious story. So many things to love about this!

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

puntastic, that is your allotment for today.

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

glennlab comments on Jun 25, 2019:

You always get the cheesiest cheese.

Once you hit a certain age.

glennlab comments on Jun 24, 2019:

You've got that right

You’ll still...

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

You've got that right.

Awesome day 3! Great evening and morning with my cousins.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Did Henry win?

Awesome day 3! Great evening and morning with my cousins.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Love those new eyeballs.

The older I get the less my tolerance is for people that in any way attempt to criticize, abuse, ...

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I keep a framed print on my wall, by my computer, so i will see it often... I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to chose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer. It seems like you are there now.

Tony and lucky.. how cute.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Not so lucky unless he was really fast.

Please welcome @RoyMillar to the group. Look forward to your Rock choices.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Welcome Roy

Don’t advertise that

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

speaking of hearts

Don’t advertise that

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Thats almost as good as the screw sticker we had printed up years ago to fit over those clever little hearts.

Get them ducks

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

and tasty.

Do not grow old.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I refuse to grow old or up, I'm still a curious child at heart

A few funnies for a Sunday evening.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

2 good and 2 groan, you pick which is which.

People Pleaser

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

caught me doing my little happy dance.

Doing you a favor, hooman.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Normally then they airiate the plant roots

More snow yesterday on the 12-14k ft peaks.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

It was bad enough when I had to cross them last month.

Some of these are pretty good... [ninjajournalist.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

couple of good ones!

Why I only get messages from people who live 3,000 miles away and are native speakers of Spanish?

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I am even more perplexed by the number of "local" women that suddenly are on a "job trip" that has taken them overseas. But I have med perhaps a dozen people that are/were active here and the ones that are willing to meet are more than real and all have been a delight to meet even if it is only for a cup of coffee while I am traveling through the countryside.

For you facebook fanatics... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Whatever works, or doesn't.

I lifted this one from Facebook.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

oldie but a goodie.

Just making jokes...

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I am not crazy and neither am I.

Thrift store find.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

literally laughed out loud. good one.

Not exactly funny, but I find this creativity just delightful! [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

interesting.

Beaker to replace Sanders. [breakingburgh.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Best choice ever.

Random photos of my backyard.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Nice, but can you identify those for those of us that live in the near desert.

tRump was given options for retaliation against Iran

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

Actually since the largest weapon in our inventory is just under 1.5 megatons, he would have had the choice of 4 different nukes, a ton of different conventional weapons as well as some that are prohibited in warfare that we have not signed on to decommission yet. The Tsar Bomba is the largest ever detonated and the B-41 and the Soviet equivalent (25 megs) are the largest ever stockpiled. Mo Bomba is a science fiction megatoy. This president scares me more than any other I have lived under, and that says a lot.

Some scenes from around my garden.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

fantastic.

Dinosaurs live!! A bit backwards, but still... [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I was thinking you'd have this...

Here are my babies!! :)

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

nice kitties

No arguments.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

I dare any republican that believes these are only theories to test newtons theory off the 40th floor of any building.

Perfect vision.

glennlab comments on Jun 23, 2019:

wouldn't that also be hound sight?