That's a good idea.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

It's what happens when the drive in is too slow.

This was in my email box today.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

good points all.

Performed lobotomy on himself.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

And they paid this guy to operate on brains, I think he was a donor.

Happy Friday!! Hope everyone's Memorial Day weekend treats them well.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

I try not to travel on holiday weekends, I have plenty of other times to travel and I hate to be in the way of people trying to squeeze two weeks of activities into one weekend.

This is a bit deep! If a tree fell in the rain forest and landed on Donald Trump, would anybody give...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

Nope,as long as it ended him.

Bumper Stickers ...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

I need the second one.

California native Matilija poppies (Romneya coulteri) have exquisite petals, like ruffled silk and ...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

real life is messy, but glorious. Good shots.

Been awhile.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

I can remember being so horny I got up early just to see the crack of dawn.

The best kind!!!!

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

I can make you laugh, we'll just have to see about that other thing.

Some people...

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

Try having a navigator that believes that google maps will lead the way, then you get into the mountains and hand them a paper map. OOh the horror!

It's a damned shame this has never happened to me.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

send me your address, we can make it happen, lol

Holy crap! There's a moderator explosion in this group! Did Eric go on vacation?

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

He didn't want to overburden anyone, hence the expanded coverage.

That's how it works.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

Sooooo true!

So very true... Sometimes i swear Ambulance in reverse means "cut me off"

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

They shouldn't be interrupting people's phone calls

Junk food is not his thing either.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

excellent!

Going overboard

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

That is by design, 100 million sperm to one egg, there are so many ways to go, but none that are not just as ridiculous as getting involved in a woman's personal health decisions.

What doesn't.....?

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

But their soap doesn't melt in the sun.

He's an asshole.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

Probably doesn't even need the second sentence.

Loooooisiana

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

Well it was LSU, and looks like a football players car. (full disclosure...I am from Louisiana and I played football)

Officially sterile! So I had my surgery last week, and it went swimmingly.

glennlab comments on May 24, 2019:

Glad your surgery went well, so sorry that you had to wait.

R-rated Bible story

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

They taught that at my church, to warn you of the evils of masterbaiting and to show the difference in the old testiment god and the new testiment god.

Please welcome @Berkeley to the group. Looking forward to hearing your Rock music choices.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

welcome Berkeley

I was thinking about all the scammers I have corresponded with in my dating history.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

nymphomaniac, but I'm probably on a different list than you. lol

Booby trap

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

Even cats don't like bras.

Bwahahaha!

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

The ginger is showing her walmart emblem

Thank you for your efforts, Albert.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

That many would gag a maggot.

What was I thinking?! I'll get right on it.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

My old mama cat showed back up last night. At first she ran from me, but after I opened the door, she climbed on the table next to the empty dish and just sat until I put food in it.

I was up early, but only just got to the computer! Happy rise and shine anyway!

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

If a ram is a male sheep and an ass is a donkey, why is a ram in the ass a goose?

2/3 of Trump's wives ... 😂

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

for a complete timeline of the serial adulterer from a very conservative publication https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-melania-stormy-daniels-affairs-marriages-timeline-2018-3#however-the-first-lady-often-disappears-from-the-public-view-when-trumps-alleged-affairs-make-headlines-15

Literally any takers. I'm not picky.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

I'm always up for an adventure, let's hit it.

[newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

It is getting harder and harder to tell satire from the real news.

In the 2016 campaign, Trump said to the crowd of black voters.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

You need to understand that the "good Numbers" have as much to do with the way the administration is counting the employed. If you work even one hour per week for pay, you are considered fully employed. This is a massive change from previous administrations where you were not considered employed unless you worked 40, then 32 then 20 hours per week.

I enjoy collecting stringed instruments. What other interesting collections are out there?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

Rocks, like the ones in trump's head.

We just had a major rainstorm connected to a tornado move through St.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

Climate change, y'all be getting Dallas weather, we're getting Houston weather without the gulf humidity (for now) once sea levels rise, we may have those coastal problems.

Do you believe that.....

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

I believe I can find a reason for anything that happened, even if it only wrong place wrong time. I also believe that the odds of anything that has already happened no matter how strange are exactly one to one, all of the coincidences in the universe converged at that moment for it to happen. I never try to read tooo much into random chance.

Please welcome@MYCAMP3 and @Duke71 who have joined the group.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

Welcome, can't wait to see your shares.

My coworker had migraines 3 days in a row because he was fasting for Ramadan.

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

He doesn't even understand his own religion, it very clearly states that no one should fast if it puts their health in danger, but on the other hand if he is that dense, maybe he is a Darwin award winner.

Worst case of hives I've ever seen🤪

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

Oh shit. That's going to hurt

Uncanny resemblance ...

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

The ones on the bottom are the cartoon version of the ones on the top.

Keep calm - it's true 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

Don't sell yourself short.

Mix it up a little...

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

No good, swat showed up at my door.

Just the bear necessities... [msn.com]

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

And until they get tired, its THEIR car.

We spend so much time bringing beauty to our lives then we spend all of our time maintaining that ...

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

3 & 4 look like a rose left to grow, same with the irises.

Who’s with me?

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

I offer to help, but I have no idea what work is.

A long time ago

glennlab comments on May 23, 2019:

And the horse you rode in on, you know the first half of the sentence.

I am a really pleasant person to be around unless . . .

glennlab comments on May 22, 2019:

Set the puppies free, it may make the other crap easier to put up with.

Global sea levels may rise much faster than predicted, study finds [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on May 21, 2019:

Since I haven't been able to convince the people that matter to do anything, I am going to enjoy by soon to be beachfront property in Dallas.

Not usually my kind of humor.

glennlab comments on May 21, 2019:

I was in public when I read theses and still laughed out loud.

I drove through the Valley of Fire in Nevada this evening near sunset and these are a few of the ...

glennlab comments on May 21, 2019:

just passed by there Sunday, I had to meet my niece in Provo, so I didn't get a chance to stop. Thanks for the pics. Beautiful.

That dirty badger...

glennlab comments on May 21, 2019:

I laughed a little too hard on that one.

At the rate we're going...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

I qualify now! lol

What a drag....

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

And you're thinking about a new woman, don't forget the popsicle sticks and duct tape.

What's everybody up to tonight... any party going on ..

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

I'm going to gamble , get wasted, find a wild woman for the evening,then sneak out of town in the wee hours. actually once the tournement winners are announced, late supper, then early bed

The 60s and your 60s😊

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

duh, but it needed to be said.

A little out-of-this-world humour.

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

Alien humor

Yeah, that last part...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

I'll volunteer to be your stiff friend. And I'll bring drinks.

Ah Florida, land of my forefathers, place I call home and probably a big reason my mind is so ...

glennlab comments on May 18, 2019:

Their cousins live in Louisiana

I hate show off parents....

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

So before their were bumper stickers, there were ass stickers?

Probably Crocs.....

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

Since they won't give me a groan button, just hmmmmm

I think they're enjoying the ride a little too much.

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

I was going to say she's riding the saddle horn, but different type of ride.

Just wait...

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

We all come with baggage, it's just how much is too much and the wrong kind.

Iron Man

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

Very punny

Hello from Oklahoma.

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

welcome.

Usually the bottom one

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

pretty much nailed it for me too.

Growing up is overrated

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

IF you haven't matured by 60, you don't have to.

Like a baby

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

I sleep like god during the holocaust.

I think Jimmy got a bad rep....

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

I've used this picture more than I thought I would

Still lookin for my other krazy, lets do this..

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

you're on!

Lick what now?

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

anatomy, oh hell yes

I remember 5.25" Heck, i remember saving to a tape.

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

Tape drives, card decks, key punch, 6 in steel 1 K hard drives, driving card decks to the mainframe so that they would get run during nightly maintenance, an 8 in floppy was heaven, 64 K in one place. My how times have changed, got a 128GB in my camera now.

Killing mosquitos

glennlab comments on May 17, 2019:

or drink the tequila and use the rock on the pesky bug

My mom ordered me a quantum realm hoodie from Avengers Endgame for my birthday and it just arrived ...

glennlab comments on May 16, 2019:

looks good on you

Oh ffs, I am sitting in chick fil-a and this woman brings her obnoxious kids in.

glennlab comments on May 16, 2019:

some people are walking billboards for planned parenthood. lol

I am new here so good day everyone

glennlab comments on May 16, 2019:

Welcome

An old beer ad🍻😁

glennlab comments on May 16, 2019:

Schlitz was they reason they outlawed beer on the beaches, girls kept getting sand in theirs.

I so miss these days, do you?🤗

glennlab comments on May 15, 2019:

I miss the body and energy I had then.

I've reached a point......

glennlab comments on May 15, 2019:

yes!

How many of you had one of these.

glennlab comments on May 15, 2019:

lime green/yellow

A celebratory meme( ?

glennlab comments on May 15, 2019:

When this first was reported, there was extensive scientific explanation, that the skin was used as coligen scaffolding for the body to grow over. I can't find the original paper, but it was interesting.

And what's going on here?

glennlab comments on May 15, 2019:

sun screen

In the same vein as the Daddy Ape post

glennlab comments on May 14, 2019:

I just got batteries for my inflater, took 6 'c's to get a blowjob. lol

Thought I would share a few more pics of the claim.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2019:

looks good

Are you shipping me?!

glennlab comments on May 14, 2019:

Say that fast. 3 times. no reason.

Most of us in this group are liberals.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2019:

Just going to throw a few things out there, labor laws, social security, medicare, medicaid. civil rights act, voting rights act, NASA, and those are just off the top of my head in 10 seconds.

Welcome to @LizBeth

glennlab comments on May 14, 2019:

welcome!

Still laughing. And suddenly craving barbeque.

glennlab comments on May 14, 2019:

Already finished all the dino burgers.

Happy belated mom day

glennlab comments on May 13, 2019:

smart woman, lol

Sun setting at Vedauwoo, Medicine Bow NF, Wyoming Vedauwoo is one of my favorite places.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2019:

Not so much anymore, my days of rock climbing are behind me now, loved it when i was younger.

This gave me a good laugh this morning.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2019:

Gave me a chuckle too.

Did I steal this from here?? AnyHOOT - Makes me smile every time.

glennlab comments on May 13, 2019:

Yes, but no big deal, you're not the first and damn sure won't be the last.

Who’s keeping tabs? [businessinsider.com]

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

all very good.

That was pouring like an avalanche, comin’ Down the mountain.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

All good, but trump truck broke me up.

My youngest daughter posted this to my page

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

Happy Mother's Day

Online dating be like

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

at least he got near the hole. lol

These ferns grow wild all over this property and I've had good luck transplanting a number of them ...

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

Love the norfolk pine,

Boiling hot cofffee, none better. lol

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

Still have one in my camping gear

I need some expert advice.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

First you need a larger pot. 10-20 gallons. They are biennial so it takes 2 years to get fruit. Keep the soil moist, full sun. They reproduce by putting out suckers, these can either be left on the trunk or transplanted for more plants. If it is not producing suckers within 6-9 months, it is not happy. When it flowers you will need to move it outdoors for pollination, wasps pollinate bananas, once the stalk has finished blooming and the bananas are roughly a uniform size, cut the stalk off and trim the plant level with the ground. The bananas will ripen if hung. If you leave them on the plant they will wither and become inedible.

Looks like somebody did.

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

Looks like they took it.

Happy MothersDay to all the moms out there. Here's a Meme Dump in your honor....

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

There are definitely some OK moms out there. Glad you got the OKest

Happy Mother's Day!

glennlab comments on May 12, 2019:

priceless!!!