Don’t judge me. I love the electronic babysitter...

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

The only time i question someone else's parenting is when their little shit is causing me problems.

Does anyone recognize this plant?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I have to agree with @freeofgod, root spreading weeds are some of the most difficult to rid yourself of. Early eradication and repeated maintenance will slow them down, but seldom eradicate it. They store energy in their roots and will go dormant if they are repeatedly eradicated on the surface, but you have to remain vigilant for their return.

Does feeding wild birds prevent them from doing their job of eating insects?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Feeding typically attracts more birds, but they may not be as interested in the tough food as the easy food. I feed the doves in my neighborhood, since we have a hawk nesting across the street in the park. and she needs to eat.

Totes.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

many religions have a virgin birth myth. and they're all BS.

Just say "NO" to religion!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

and it will work as much as your thoughts and prayers to stop gun violence.

Whoda thunk it?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

researcher wasted a lot of time on that one.

That wasn't any key.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Not a woman you want to make mad.

I'm sure I only need one guess... [blogs.edweek.org] I'm detecting a pattern here (sarcasm)

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

His racism and that of his supporters is showing loud and clear. You can't say you're not a racist or a nazi if you support one.

Can you please stop making flavours and just put... HAHAHA!

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Not a big coke fan, but gotta agree.

No manners anymore....

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

I bet that sucked.

After a day of reading memes....

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Drugs will do that.

Keep looking....

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

You seem to have a Lost theme going

Also, keep looking....

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2019:

another reason to carry a laptop.

Welcome to @whispers @Duchess @Lutherzme @Tomaf and @Lop-Eared-Mule Please read the group ...

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2019:

welcome all.

Please welcome our newest Mod @Christiep77 to g:31.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Hi and welcome. Maybe now people will post funny stuff here and political stuff in the political groups.

My day in a cluster of photos.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2019:

Nice shots.

A few pictures of what is blooming in my garden

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Looks really good. Mine is done in early jungle.

Attention single ladies! The American men living abroad in Turkey while overseeing important ...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2019:

thanks for the heads up.

one of this is keep circulating around my back patio , and , he even brought his cousins and in laws...

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2019:

If it is really large, it is probably a raven, they prefer their chi chis as road kill, so Mr. Diego is probably safe. Although in gypsy mythology they are harbingers of things to come. They are known more for being theives of others kills than being actual predators unless you're a baby bird.

Mirrors are evil!

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2019:

I stored up too much and we had a mild winter, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

I do miss my Huffy.....

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2019:

Don't want to be the last guy in the line on the ground.

Pearls of wisdom....

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2019:

gotta raise them right.

Basically a religion. You have to believe for it to work....

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2019:

It's not a puppy, but @pralina1 just for you.

Some spring beauties, I hope you enjoy.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Beautiful.

"This is the end of my presidency, I'm fucked." Okay, but when is the ACTUAL end?

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

We can always hope, i believe this impeachment inquiry will end more like Nixon and less like Clinton. Open hearings, Televised hearings on every illegal aspect of the administration. Tie him up so that he cannot do anything.

Whatever happened to Donatao ?

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Not sure his last comment was 4/5, I was wondering the same thing.

Does anyone else who's de-converted from religion struggle with logically knowing / accepting ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Any change in belief systems require a period of adjustment. The struggle is more profound the more the change has become. For the same reason that Algebra I is considered the most difficult math to grasp. You are introduced to more new concepts that don't necessarily depend on previous knowledge. Learning new knowledge and getting used to new comfort levels will all take time.

One must start out as friends before they can move on to be anything else.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

My feelings exactly

I'm still trying to figure out what the massive trees planted around my home are .

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Wax leaf ligustrum might be, but like everyone else, need a pic of the leaves

Good Friday morning ....

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Me too.

Good morning .

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Fame has always been fleeting, even more so in the current internet atmosphere, I would chose to be loved by a few than adored by many.

Found him......

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Oh shit.

Hi am total newbie, Just wanted to say, am excited to be here and by all the new content, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2019:

Welcome, come on in the water's fine. The site can be daunting at first, but if you have questions, ask.

Maturity level

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

6.9

That appears to be enjoyable.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Vlad the impaler?

I have on pants today. Adulting Win!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Pants?

Hey, y’all.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

It takes time and bureaucracy takes even longer when the insurance company is more concerned with their bottom line than you well being.

Avengers ready!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Is it today or tomorrow?

Y'all fresh strawberries are to die for! Everything is about to explode.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

are they everbearing or single crop? we used to root then transplant the runners, we used small peat pots so the transplants didn't have as much shock.

Please make @MrBeelzeebubbles welcome, he has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

welcome, look forward to your posts

Perfect Date

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

It is perfect, because I am alive today, so far. I hope tomorrow is just as perfect.

To be or not to be attached... [theoatmeal.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

They really nailed it.

Dat glue tho.....

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

I always had parts left over.

Welcome to @BlueKitty @bobwjr @Touched and @sandrarocks83 Feel free to share your tales of online...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Welcome to all.

In keeping with the current theme.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

adulting is hard, adultery is fun

Hello.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Welcome, It is a growing process. You will find a supporting community here. If you have questions, ask, there will be answers, some of them even correct.

I want honest answers... Are you turned on by turning your partner on?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

That's at least half the excitement, there's nothing hotter than someone getting turned on because of what you're doing.

One from way back in 1961....Bobby Vee. - Take Good Care Of My Baby. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Bobby Vee, and Bobby Vinton, I always got them mixed up, but I liked them both.

It's Friday.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Check that ole calendar, don't want to jump the gun. Good luck in the move.

How about some phone sex?

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Watching live porn on the cell phone. Naughty boy.

Gotta love some malaphors

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

All good, may Yogi rest in peace deja vu all over again.

Enter here..

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Come in, doing auditions for alter boy.

Good day my friends! Thanks @FlippantLlama for the suggestion to start over! So here it goes: ...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

My father, he died when I was 11 months old and I never got to know him.

Give your coffee a hug and it will hug you back.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Back for my second round of hugs.

Since there is no longer a General Forum, I’ll be posting my random stuff here in my group.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Looks like they heard you.

Part of a road trip to Joshua Tree last year. This was in the Palm Springs area.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Just passed through there about a week ago

Those would be the non normies.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Hanging inside, monsoon outside.

If anyone finds the frog ? -your a special kind of person

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Aint no frog in that there drawing.

Hey! Checking in to see how everyone is doing today.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Be careful and get better soon.

I always thought these were nasty, what about you?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

The wax was fun to chew, but the syrupy stuff was best poured out.

A fun thing about getting older...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Kind of like getting really picky not only of your pillow, but your cuddle pillow so you don't wake up stiff. And that also takes on a whole new meaning.

Okay, it isn’t Trump, but damnit it is hilarious!

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

The turtle wears it so much better.

Person walking by: “Are you okay?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

All are good, you could have told him you were trying out the real estate for future use and really made it awkward.

Glad I'm not going to heaven. Haha!

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Spoiler alert, no you're not.

This was my first bottle of wine, what was yours?

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2019:

Mogan David, holiday wine at my house. First illicit bottle was Bali Hai. one of the few that was cheaper than Boonesfarm and Thunderbird.

Did you ever have one?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

I didn't have one, and the world is probably a better place for it.

My OCD just flipped....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Shit yourself, she can reach it with that arm

Relationship Goals

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

????

I really thought it was going to be everywhere....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Only found it in one spot, freaked out when I realized how far out in it I was, end of story when I only sank about 4 inches.

Question My incoming group post have dropped right off to almost nothing,where i usually get 30 ...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Be patient, I'm sure the site is undergoing maintenance.

Hey, a few days ago I stopped getting new alerts under the little bell icon in the upper right ...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Be patient, it appears that site maintenance is on going along with some upgrades

Poor,poor Uranus!

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

It doesn't help that it expels gases routinely.

If the person you were dating told the friends who were helping you out with expenses that they were...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

If you were looking for support to forgive him, I don't think you will find it here based on the responses. If you were looking for reenforcement to dump his controlling ass, I think you found it. I have to agree with the dump his controlling ass from your friends.

No other choice...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Introvert....professional level.

That's not how it works?

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Never!

It's one of my many life skills....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

good imitation.

Ask for Jennie.....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

Got to know you audience.

It's much more PC.....

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2019:

If you're going to be a serious drinker, you've got to practice.

Another hollow treat..

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

But there's only one I'd eat, and I'd start with the ears.

The most fit President the US has ever had!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Do they share he same brain cell?

Kid Rock buddies with Fuhrer

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

two washed up celebrities in the twilight of their careers.

Bartender Trouble

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Watch!!

Award from Windmill Cancer Society

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

about time, can anyone tell me if this is a plant cancer too? I saw a ton of the windmills in cotton fields and worry that it could adversely affect our cotton crop.

Stephen Miller ...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Damn, you don't like Miller, good girl.

Or Kale? Got one for Kale?

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

sure, buy a cauliflower and a cadbury, through away the cauliflower and eat the egg.

Whatever, Jesus does what he wants.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

Need two swings for balance.

She's on to him.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

She picked up on that quickly.

Little known fact.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

That's dark.

.....................

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

No benefits like free ones (to the company)

This country had better start to realize our original motto.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2019:

our original motto was out of many, one, untied we stand divided we fall was from a speech by Lincoln. But your point is taken.

Borrowed from a friend: THIS IS A RIOT!!! Everyone should start carrying $2 bills! I think we ...

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Double funny, when I was in Belize, we were staying with a friend. Her mother had been saving $2 bills and gave her several hundred of them. No merchant in Belize would take a US $2, when we were leaving I traded her $400 for 200 bills and put them in a shoe to keep them flat and I sure as hell didn't want 200 bills in my wallet. I forgot about this and got flagged by customs. We had a good laugh but there were pages of documents the officer had to sign. I've had the same customs officer the last three times I've come back through that airport. I'm pretty sure I'm flagged for possible money laundering.

Maybe he wants some

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

So it is a religion of Voyeurs?

Rare it is.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

You're never going to get it.

Look out!!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Noooooo!!

They're all after him.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

this mofo needs to get the fuck out of nature and leave the animals alone, They are not that into you. And before you try to screw a snake, you have to get someone to hold its head.

Calm down women, he's already taken.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Who or what is that?

This is disturbing if real.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Drink a beer and smoke a little more meth.

He was a psychic.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

The magic is real.

Tastes like Chicken!

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

Next week menu is Bigfoot followed by Nessie.

It is Casper, the friendly ghost?

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2019:

The difference between a cult and a religion. Cults are led by living assholes that exploit the followers that worship them. Religions are led by living assholes that exploit their followers by using the teachings of dead assholes.