Go big or go home

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Unions and bold action gave us those, time for action.

Coffee makes it a better day.?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

still on my first cup, the lieing doesn't start for 2 more cups.

You have no choice now but to have a good morning!

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

and top of the morning to you.

Love this ?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

All cats are good luck, except the ones you step on and break your leg.

How to keep a relationship: ?

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

love it

I remember seeing some photos of me carrying around the little lamb.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

the pink or the tan?

Well, well I thought this was because of my age.????

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

that's my new excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Also during the 60's and 70's with exception of the helmet.

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2019:

What kind of pussy needed a helmet?

It's a thing....I swear!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

stealing it.

Happy Tuesday.....

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

more for me, fuck em.

Are funny women actually desired by men?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I like a woman that can tell a joke, play a joke and take a joke all without being offended.

50 Shades of Grey.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Mad Magazine.

I would agree.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

called it.

My sort of vandalism ,on a piece of paper.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

funny how that works.

Somebody's pretty good at photoshop!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

much better than me.

You're lazy.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

At least he spread a beach towel.

I'll keep walking.It's good for my health.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

location, location, location.

Spring is here,time to wear short.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Baaaad boy.

Welcome @CaroleKay

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Carole, you know I welcome you no matter where you are.

A few of the most absurd "checkmate" memes (found on checkmateatheists/tumbler.)

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Magic, how do they exist without brains?

Don't ask me how this one popped into my head today. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Haven't heard that in quite a while. thanks.

Over the cliff you go, grandma

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Get sick or old, DIE.

Okay, so here's the really important question.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Glenn's I know how I like them and I know what went into them, no milk solids, no weird oils, no 3 pounds of salt.

Seems familiar

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Kind of like wanting to leave early for the weekend on Monday.

Seems familiar

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

or more.

You are not too old and its not too late. Agree/Disagree??

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

until they are putting me in the oven, I'll keep on hoping.

? love this?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

so adorable.

April 1 stuff, including a bit of Bible for Easter.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

good ones.

Why does a 12 cup coffe maker only make 5 cups of coffe? Doea anybody know?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Same reason you get 90 cups of coffee out of a 196 cup container, they measure light. (8 oz vs what we really drink).

The granddaughter I'm now raising got an award for most improved GPA and, for the first time ever, ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Congrats to you both, it was a joint effort I'm sure.

He cheats at golf, he cheats on his wives, he cheats his business partners, .

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

A person's true character shows when no one is watching, Trump has none.

In the future when the damage is fully apparent and even the idiots try to distance themselves from ...

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

This tells me as much about them as it does him.

Ok god, I give you a pass on helping find car keys but letting get raped

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I still sleep like god during the holocaust.

Some are actually really good at video games, and now I know why!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

lol

Booooom!!!?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Nice set, the memes were good too.

Hey folks, please kink responsibly and safely! No more furry fails in the land of insane gun nuts.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

New meaning to the beast with two backs.

I’m not saying I’m guilty of this butt.....

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

good one

I wonder how many disappointed customers they have had inquiries from?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

lol

Welcome to @sweeteej

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Welcome

Nothing is working right. @admin stop trying to make so many changes at once, your fuckin shit up.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

agreed

This one really did make me laugh outloud

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Texas has a minor zoo.

Communication is the key

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

yes, and yes

Love in your tummy.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Next week the neighbors are going to miss theirs.

Happy parenting.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I like to ask if the second half of their mother's curse worked, you know the one, I hope you have a child just as bad as you, and they are twins.

I wonder ?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

I love the only white guy in the middle east and he didn't stick out like sore thumb.

Do you remember this?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

oh yes,

Here is a game I never heard of or seen, how about you?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

never

So true for me the older I get.?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

The older i get the less things I would have considered "dates" I think of as being dates. The vast majority are experiences that lead to discovery. I invite people to take part in my adventures, if only for a cup of coffee or a meal or sometimes for the entire adventure or just parts of it. I realized that sometimes I am better company to myself than bad company and I am OK with that. Friends, acquaintances, and lovers are all important, but being OK in my own skin is most important to me now.

Welcome @Monica

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Welcome Monica

Fairy doors are quite a popular item in the UK, either as a garden ornament or for indoors.

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

cute

Wakey-wakey, time for coffee ?

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Happy coffee to you too.

I have never seen a swarm of hawks before this was a surprise to me.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

They flock during spring and fall migrations and disperse on reaching their hunting grounds.

I shared Roxie last week and wanted to share my senior pup, Winston Churchill aka Winston the ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

such a cutie

Develop enough courage so that you can stand up for yourself and then stand up for somebody else.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

loved her.

Thinking about taking up a new, relaxing hobby.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

lol

If you get lost in woods.....

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

lol

I Really Colluded With Russia Did U?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

lol

No April Fool's Joke

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Onion is out of business, they can't make up shit that is weirder than reality!

I'm pregnant! ?

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

me too

Rough Road

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

funny no black eyes or chipped teeth

I decided to quit drinking coffee....

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

not a good start

Back from Colorado after celebrating my birthday for the weekend.

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Happy Birthday and welcome home.

Ayiiiiii! Wooooohooooo????

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

but perfect, and perfect for me are 2 totally different things.

BlahBlahBlah!!!

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Ole vulvaneck, who shall not be named, in his true form

Iove this site and many things about it, but I wonder why people it my case especially older are ...

glennlab comments on Apr 1, 2019:

You are on a dating site that requires people to look at you and you are wondering why people are looking at you, are you a special kind of stupid or are you just paranoid? At least this site gives you that metric.

It'll be a really funny prank! Do it!

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Gonna steal this one.

This is "R" rated, but hilarious (I think so, anyway), in our competitive lives... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

funny

Today’s blog post in advance of my trip.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

We'll be on the road at some of the same time, I will be leaving between April 5-8 depending on weather at my targets. Do you have a route picked out yet.

Genesis.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I get not available in my country.

Requesting needs..

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

lol the emogi are off and on

Scotty the T.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I love fossil hunting. I've only found one small dino bone chip, hundreds of pounds of other much older fossils though.

Only the best.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

same sleaze, different bag.

Thought I’d introduce you to one of my hobbies.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

very interesting. and pretty,

One of our boys does this, the other is indifferent:

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Want a clean mantle, get a cat, the floor will look like a garbage dump, but the mantle will be clean.

[yahoo.] Trump such a fucking asshole. He lies and cheats at everything he does, including golf.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Is anyone even remotely surprised?

The Electric Prunes - I had too much to dream last night [youtu.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

The first couple of times i heard this song, i thought it was too much to drink last night, when I went to the record store, I was shocked.

The toes will never be same for anyone who tried to wear these disturbing things they called toe ...

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I put on one sock, that was enough to know they sucked and I'd never wear them.

Baby when I'm with you I see why (Gmm)/r^2!

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

????

Do you have a few minutes...?

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

If you want to make it to the pro's you've got to practice.

So the likes thing is down again, I'm assuming..

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

it's been up and down several times today.

There is a cat in this picture. Can you find it? It is hidden in plain sight.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I found several things that look like cats, but none could identify for sure,

Not like it hasn't crossed your mind a few times too.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

More than a few!

No caption needed

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

took me a sec.

The lightbulb ...

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

So true.

Drumps encyclopedia. Volume 1

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

good title

Feeling too depressed for good humor.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Good points,

I’ve looked into the origins of Hell before.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

The first western recorded underworld as punishment is the Greek myth of Sisyphus. So sometime before 1000 BCE. Hell (in any of it's multitude of names ) was also used to trap and secure deposed gods as an explanation of where they went when they were expelled from power.

Anybody try Hemp Oil drops for widespread non-specific overall pain?

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I have been using it since June of last year, I have degenerative arthritis in every joint thanks to a life saving medicine. The largest problem most people have is that they do not use a strong enough solution. Anything under 300mg/30ml is too weak for most people. the first number is the total amount of actual CBD in the solution, the second number is the total solution in the bottle 30ml=1 oz.

Outraged to read that: Rep.

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

People seem to forget that a many of the founding fathers had no religion, Washington as far as anyone can tell worshiped no god. Jefferson did not believe in the magic of the bible and even made his own that for a century was handed out to new members of congress. Franklin divorced the religion of his parents at an early age.Lincoln never joined a church Those are the heroes on the $1, $2, $5 and $100 one of the highest honors we bestow.

Georgia State House Speaker Claims 70% Of State’s Residents Are Going Hell [patheos.]

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I didn't think there were that many snake handlers in the state.

Pink Floyd. Comfortably Numb. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

One of my favs

Best Friends! I love animals!! Doggos & Ducks, especially! 😍❤ There is too much cuteness ...

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

OK I got my dose of cute.

Just sharing some of my city ?

glennlab comments on Mar 31, 2019:

last time I crossed that bridge was '96

It was just about this exact hour, one year ago, that I stumbled across Agnostic and signed up.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Sonday

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2019:

If you read their story, he died on Friday afternoon and was back from the dead on Sunday, Easter is actually the celebration of a short weekend.

I need to vent to individuals who don’t know who I’m taking about.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2019:

If you are the only one putting in effort, then it's not a friendship, I don't know what to call it, but friendship is a two way street.

How to get your cookies just right.

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2019:

They need more of a greenish tint to them, then they're all good.

I said, what about

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2019:

It's about the only thing that she's going to get approved.

Seems fishy

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Think you have uncovered the plot.

Just relaxing on the couch. What else would we be doing?

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2019:

no doggy dating?