Now his signature makes sense

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

For a guy that can't read or write, his message is clear.

I DANCED in the kitchen this morning! I celebrate moments like this, because with the neuropathy, ...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It is wonderful when the pain/numbness dies to the point you can have a good day.

When you work at a garden center and spend your days trying to remember all the cultivars and one ...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

after 3 years pf painstakingly eliminating every dandelion in my yard, I walked out to see my son and 2 of his friends with bouquets of the puff balls running all over the yard. gave up.

Now, this could entice me to join a church.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

MMMM Bacon.

Can somebody give me a little advice on planting seed potatoes?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

While you can, whether you should or not is a different question. Seed potatoes have not been irradiated to enhance storage as have almost all potatoes you buy for consumption. The difference in yield can be 10 fold. The irradiation not only inhibits the desire to sprout, but can affect it's ability to reproduce. The average seed potato to finished harvest is 25 to 1, so even a small investment has the potential for a large yield.

I found this funny!

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

But a margarita can't be told where the spot is.

Took some pictures of my wisteria last night.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I remember planting them on the back fence in the Houston area, lots of heat and water, they would grow 1-2 feet a day,completely covered my back fence(150 feet) in two years. I loved the grape like structure of the flowers, Yours look wonderful.

Ugh! Ya feel me?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

What is this clean house, of which you speak?

Simple cause and effect scenario?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Since he was convicted of discrimination in housing and paid a fine, we can probably be sure " He is a racist"

For all the sistas on here.. we know this all too well.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Hey want a little trouble?

Damn! Had a long post typed, hit submit and it all disappeared so this one will be short but cover ...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Pomegranates have that as there natural winter over branching, if that is coming below the graft line, it could be the wild form of the tree.

Connecting to trees & being one with nature, truly is the best therapy.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

I'm ready for a trip to the river to play in dinosaur tracks.

Damn it! I'm not dead.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

back from the grave

Its joey, I'm shell shocked, cracked at such a age, at least he got laid.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

groan

Catholic church league softball?

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

got a priest for a coach.

Are you stuck??

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Damn girl, you're getting brutal.

Don't hold your breath!

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

To difficult to download.

Maybe you should try a nice plaid.

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

and you can duck off.

Obviously. Hahaha ?????

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Big of you to post that.

I'm not looking at the moment, but I'm curious - At what point in a courtship is it appropriate...

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Any time you're ready.

Won't help you go sleep

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Groan

Priorities....

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

Sorry, we had to put her down.

That's not how it works at all!

glennlab comments on Mar 24, 2019:

It took me a while. but on the bright side I got my card punched. lol

Do you remember...... mine was Mrs Yates.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

yep

What were these fake fur flowers called.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I'm just going to go with broken duster.

There may be snow on the roof, as the saying goes

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Gilfs as I like to call them

Had to say goodbye to the old man yesterday.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

It is never easy, no matter how old or many times it happens, just know that he is out of pain.

....or do.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I just believe in one less god than the Christians, Jews and Muslems.

I'm dying ?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

congrats

Trumpanzee!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Oh he would love that.

Memories (and a couple of fresh) March 23

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

good ones.

I remember when I was young their was a popular belief that technology would make it possible for ...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

But Reagan happened and instead of the wealth from better labor being rewarded, it all went to the top

Happy Saturday everyone! I'm just getting around to making coffee, and I thought that I would wish ...

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

In the microwave, thanks fr reminding me.

Just this morning.....

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

worse if there are none, you changed pants and forgot to transfer.

Have to be more specific......

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I shot espresso, 6 shots bailey's, 3 shots Kahlua in an opaque cup.

We are now at 121 members! Everyone needs to raise a glass to us this evening!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Why wait until evening, It's 5 oclock somewhere. lol

Listening to Billy Joel "Only the good die young"..... Either IamBad or am I still young at 55? ????

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I don't know about you, but if only the good die young, I'm going to live forever.

Calling Women "the Office Bunny"

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I had never heard of an office bunny before, but I had some idea of what it meant from raising rabbits and the context. I thought it was referring to intelligence, since "bunnies" are really dim compared to rabbits.

Promises, promises, we got 2 inches of the white stuff last night.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

This was one of our no snow winters, best of luck to all of you still thawing out.

Remember when they put this in a can and not a plastic bottle.?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Now that's a big can, party time.

When are profile pictures coming back? Specially in the “who viewed me” page but others too

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Try landscape format on your phone, it's not the best, but it is a work around until they get it fixed.

Had to join just to make the 1000th member,that 999 had to roll over.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Just noticed 999 this morning, welcome, post some stuff.

Gioconda Moon!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Bona Mona

Party like it's 1787?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Boys could not hold their liquor, that's the reason they were doing keg stands.

Just wanted to throw this out.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

one thing I learned in the military, was that you do not have to like or agree with a person to respect them. I respected John McCain.

Parenting level.....Supernatural!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

smart mom

But dat ass!!

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

the fur is going to fly.

Weenie meme.

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

I was going to say slap some mustard on those dogs, but they already come that way.

Wendy got it going on

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Wendy is also dateless.

Happy Saturday, have a great one with your coffee?

glennlab comments on Mar 23, 2019:

Good Morning, coffee was late this morning, I normally set my coffee up the night before, since I had to be up early, I went in, turned on the coffee, went about the preps for my morning meeting. After I had run the dishwater and was ready to let everything soak, I grabbed the coffee pot, it was empty, I had forgotten to add water last night. Coffee is ready finally.

Swear jar! Anyone else? ???

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

That's just for today, right?

I’m sure there’s a story here. Homossassa River in central Florida.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

No twins?

Way back in the day

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

They still do, except now they have bottles in hand rather than toys. And we can play with fire.

Joined! Now get off my lawn!!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

and the horse you rode in on. JK, welcome.

Old folks online dating site “Scammer Contact of the Day”.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Women get much more interesting scammers, I can just about profile the scammers in advance. Going to be 18-35, just got out of a relationship, horny, wants to meet, but you have to contact her through a internet check site, but don't worry, they won't charge your credit card, it's only a security feature.

Wonderful saying by Keanu Reeves ?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Me too. 2 weeks until I disappear into the wilderness and the bright lights.

Siren's songs....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Damn they are tempting and I can resist any thing but temptation.

How could it go wrong?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

IT's that damn layover at city jail that messed up your connection.

Cue the Haterz ♥ Teena Marie - I Need Your Lovin' (Finest Extended Rework Monster Disko Edit) ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I read too many news site I read that as haaretz. as in https://www.haaretz.com/

Athiest dinner special.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

They didn't believe us when we told management that we would always need Human proofreaders.

It's done. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Now the sniping begins.

I saw the sign....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

new sign, I don't think the last one was right.

Weiner measuring ... (Today's cheese.) ?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

two hand job, nice.

Mmmm cheese!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

what's the problem with that.

Fellas, she's probably single!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

and probably going to stay that way.

Sometimes I still get cravings....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

or buy them a carton at a time to save money.

If I had a dollar.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I've fallen in lust like that.

Mine might.....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

How about your business contacts, share it on linkedin too.

Athiest math....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Never answered where that water went either?

I like the word "dumbassary" so much I just added it to my dictionary.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Spoken like a man with a brain, sorry if I misjudged you.

The Void in my life....the emptiness.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

still got the BB gun, lol. if you need it.

Finally, Void Friendly Learning....

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

look to your left, look to your right, figure out which one is smarter and that is who who cheat off of.

Troy's method ... (lol)

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

That's the way my snowshoe hunted for bluejays and mockingbirds. She had a pretty good record at it too.

My Cat From Hell ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I think he is telling you to change the channel and no one gets hurt.

Are you aware ...? ?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Are you aware that you are staff?

One's a fake..

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

The last time we had a congressperson with balls this big was Barbara Jordan, and she helped lead the take down of Nixon.

Frog memes...not necessarily gay frogs, this time.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I was wondering when these would come back

Tyson is recalling 69,000 pounds of chicken strips after customers complained they contained metal -...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

If I'm going to eat chicken, I will process most of it myself, not going to kill, gut or pluck, but everything beyond that will most likely be me. The lazier the cook, the more likely that they are going to get something they don't want in their food. I don't farm anymore, but when I did almost everything in my freezer was pesticide free, hormone free and antibiotic free and metal and rubber free.

If you're over 40 ...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

How abut if I see a cat with glasses tthat is getting ready to attack its attendant.

Trump will remove new North Korea-related sanctions because he 'likes' Kim Jong Un [cnbc.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Since we are still at war with North Korea, might we finally have the basis for treason?

I remember getting one simular to this as a small child.?

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I never got one with that many colors, my artistic talent consisted of being able to not getting far enough outside the lines to color the table.

Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Groan.

Well girls and boys, I decided that I am going to do it.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

good luck.

The funky muchachos - Spooky [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Way to go. I have to keep A,C open in two pages so I can listen to your music and still be semi productive. Using so much precious bandwidth when I should be outside catching up on yardwork.

Read this today.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

We found the disconnect, it is between his pea sized brain and his alligator mouth.

Sad but true.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

He's on look out.

Just so you know

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I'm not fat, I'm just storing up for a tough winter. Right now I'm fixed for the next Ice Age.

Walk of shame.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Like what you have done with your hair.

Peekaboo.. I see you.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Would that scare the shit out of you?

A great old add, I am gonna need lots of coffee this am to get going. Have a great day everyone!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Folgers was the first non-Cajun coffee i ever bought.

I want to bash religion here and in no way am I bashing a fallen country music star.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

If god made us in his image why aren't we all invisible?

Who knew people that had this nasty shit in their bathroom.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

they either had boys, or really sloppy girls.

My childhood will never be the same!??

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Don't you hate when your childhood heroes go bad.

I was truly disappointed.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Didn't know you could get that out of a machine.

It's so hard not to laugh at my own depression.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

I have found I wrote my best comedy when I was in the darkest places, I also found I appreciated it much more when I wasn't in those places.

I live in WTF? Shitty.

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Canada is nothing if not consistent.

Dang it, Don! That was my only pair!

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Don, you and Karen are royal pains!

NOT SARCASM, GENUINELY CURIOUS: Reading through the posts here it has been suggested by some to rate...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

The rating factor for me is compatability, if we are not, then no go.

Old is when...

glennlab comments on Mar 22, 2019:

Those can't be signs of growing old, even if all of them apply to me.

Upon making Level 8, how long does it take to get your shirt in the mail?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Congrats on making 8, You'll look good in the shirt, you've got to post pics