Just to be safe, I'm not trying it.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

don't take a chance, I heard people say that hard work won't kill you either and we had someone die on my last job.

What a loudmouth!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

damned voices.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next week.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Every damned day, it's the same story.

Well they do look like bone(er)s....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

engineering messed up, they did not field test with 3rd graders.

....personal pan pizza reasons.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I'm just storing up for a bad winter. Right now I'm prepared for the next ice age.

It's a struggle....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I used to like to go to confession just to shock the priest and I've never been catholic.

They usually learn it the hard way....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

And that would be why.

A Tote that emotes....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

So sad, so so sad.

We've been doing it wrong....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

one is asking, the other is coercing .

Truth in advertising.....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That's not going to slow him down for several more years.

Somebody needs some eduction.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Spell check your headlines, EVERY TIME.

Do you ever wonder if Flat Earth people and Trump people, might be THE SAME PEOPLE?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

No just kind of assumed it to be true.

Or Bill Cosby's house....oh wait, that is his house now!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That's better than morning sex in prison.

It does exist....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

This is not the garden you are looking for, and that is not pot, and I don't live here.

Along came a spider.....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That better have been one bad ass spider, or he needs to turn in his man card.

At least I'm an expert at something....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

You know you're a serious drinker when you look for the shopping cart at the liquor and won't start without one.

Mine would be taking a nap....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Got to get to his parking spot

Anyone ever been involved in multi-level marketing (MLM)?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I have had clients that have gotten into it. Only one ever made money, then it was only 2 years followed by bust. The best advice I can give is put your hand on your wallet and back out as quickly as possible. If you need more info pm me I spent 30 years in accounting and consulting and can probably answer any questions you have.

Dating and Marriage preferences.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

In the scientific literature, race as always been defined as an arbitrary grouping within a subset by characteristics determined by the selector. It has never had a scientific basis, so it is good that politics has caught up with science.

I must have a dirty mind....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Does he go to a catholic school?

Hey it's my birthday today and this song came to mind, Old Folks Boogie by Little Feat! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Happy Birthday, you spring chicken.

Honk honk....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I got a sticker that says "honk if you love me" when I'm feeling down I like to just sit at green lights.

Please say hello to @RobertFoley who has just joined the group.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Hey Robert, can't wait to see your posts.

Ok, this might start world war three, but I'd be interested to hear from this group members to sound...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Truly a first world problem, it doesn't bother me as long as the baby is quiet. People that insist on taking a child out that is too young to be controlled.

Hello all.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Welcome AAron, fill out your bio a little so people will get to know you better.

Fun facts about the human body.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

7 seems really low.

For your entertainment, today's old folks online dating site "flirt" winner.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Well damn, aren't you the lucky one? I keep a junk email account to mess with people like that.

I remember checking everyday to see my weight and wondering what would cause me to weigh more?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Or do as my doctor said, weigh first thing in the morning , before you get dressed, have coffee or take a shower.

This could go in feline fanatics or legalize marijuana groups as well.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Don't do the cat group, they'll light into you for pussy abuse.

LifeWay, the Largest Christian Retailer in the Country, is Closing All Stores (Thoughts & Prayers! ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

No great loss,

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump Use Private Accounts for Official Business, Their Lawyer Says ...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

This borders on disclosure of classified information. There are reasons that we have secure messaging avenues for this type of interaction. The fact that they are not preserving the documents, in blatant violation of the presidential preservation act shows their disrespect of the American people. This is well beyond the George Bush or Clinton controversies.

I just joined even though technically I'm not 50 until August...lol.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

AARP ought to be flooding your mailbox any day now if they haven't already. Welcome to the magical world that is 50+, the drugs we share now come in nice bottles and wouldn't get a fly high.

Had a few more tulips bloom while I was at work!!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Love the grape hyacinths

She sure doesn't look like it.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

batteries just died.

Mornings are stupid!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Solved that problem, I sleep till noon, hence no mornings unless I have an appointment.

No offense

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

nothing offends me.

I'll bet nobody remembers this one...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Land of the lost?

do u have a backup plan if the coffee machine is down?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

3 to be exact.

Trump has an 88 percent approval with Republicans

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Love them both

You know it's bad when.....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

You say.

A friend of mine took these yesterday at Lone Ranch Beach.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Nice.

Grown up.....

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

bottom right.

Punny or corny

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Yes!

We’ve been led to believe that men think about sex a great deal more than they actually do.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Just like so much other "conventional wisdom" it was based on nothing more than a statement that was then used as the basis for other statements without regard for the truth of the first statement. Glad to see someone actually doing some real research and pointing out the limiting factors of their own research.

I do not owe an explanation for......??

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Why, what have you done, lately, and are there pictures?

Purrrfect coffee cup to have.??

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

too top heavy, gonna spoil your morning if it tips.

Final update: I am not as close to the fire as I thought.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

That plant has had safety issues since the 1960s, Everytime there is a major problem, they sell it to another operator, but it is still the same plant. Take care and don't do anything strenuous, nothing that requires heavy breathing.

How many ounces of coffee for you today? I need 12 oz?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

I'm on the Yogi Bear sleep schedule, I sleep till noon

I'm outta this bitch!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

You go girl.

Welcome to @Rustee

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Welcome, liked your first post to the group.

Any ideas???

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

kick it.

Do you remember when pizza came in a box?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Thankfully we have matured as a society and this abomination has evolved to hot and ready delivered to your door, still in a box though. @Cast1es was first to point this out but I had to double down on it.

From South Africa to all Trump hating Americans.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

It probably won't clean shit, but just complain nd tell you what a great job it is going to do.

It don’t mean a thing...

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

It took me a minute, but no swing.

Everyone stop what you're doing!!!!😅 Google: Florida Man, then month & day of your birthday.

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Mines not too bad until you see his picture https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Man-Stole-Ambulance-Outside-Broward-Hospital-BSO-492876871.html

I started feeling this a long time ago!

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

they may have been straight, and you're too old anyway.

Old-timey name for STDs ?

glennlab comments on Mar 21, 2019:

leaky faucet.

Gorgeous ice shards are piling up along Lake Michigan | MLive.com

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Beautiful

If only...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Crazy can be fun. Not always, but CAN be.

♥♥♥ Tito & Tarantula-If You Love Me [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

No sound for me. Never mind, I just took the youtube link

WAIT! WHAT!?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Total Bull

Chick-fil-A has increased its funding of anti-LGBTQ groups / Queerty

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

The only time I have ever been tempted to eat there was at an airport on a Sunday. Other than that, I have never been tempted, much less eaten there.

Make it a double, please!

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I'll take the taco

I got nothing. :)

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Simple she is eating a little bush.

Hello.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I live in one of the few Blue areas of Texas. I recently took a trip to Florida and was shocked by the number of Billboards by the religious right wing nut jobs all along that route. My sympathies go out to you. Have fun in the community.

Yep... found my next Halloween costume! 😅

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Better than Lady Gaga's meat dress.

Yep... found my next Halloween costume! 😅

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I have refrained from this for a while, but as many times as it has come up the last few days, I'd eat that.

I know of none such person...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Yes and I spend it on the computer.

Further evidence that you have to be more specific when you advertise..

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

That one stuck a nerve, I laughed really hard.

Well, it's a start...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

How'd you get a picture of me at the gym?

How many people here like crawfish or crawdads depending on how you say it?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

As a Cajun, I've got to say yes.

Starting tomatoes indoors. 6 weeks or so until I Can put them outdoors.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

My seed trays are on the patio to take advantage of the heat from the concrete, we will probably get one more freeze, so I'm not taking any chances.

Can't go back to McDonald's now!

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Please be more careful. Who knows what you could catch from the kitchen at McDonald's.

Your tax money is going to Rich Corporations that pay $0 in taxes

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

This is a couple of years old, it would be interesting to see the updated figures, I'll bet everything except the first and last items has gone down.

Hello.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

come on in, post, ask questions, you'll get answers, some of them even correct.

So, why would there be one window open?......

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Some buildings have entire floors set up as the intake/exhaust, so that's not too bad.

Does anyone remember these candies and/or eating them?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

rootbeer, far and away.

March 20.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Great set

Welcome to @demifeministgal

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

welcome to the party.

If you figure this one out don't tell, just say yes. Hee hee

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

And I loved to drink his wine.

Who has worn one of these? I know I have, but they were on their way out.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

No but I've taken quite a few off.

Good morning and happy first day of spring???

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Time to sacrifice a virgin or mow the grass which ever is easier.

My dissertati​on proposal was approved by my committee this morning.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

congrats, more info, you got us all hot and bothered and just left us hanging.

Please welcome @Jacknonmo to the group. Looking forward to your Rock music choices.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

welcome

How about you??

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

yep

Cat is cute ??

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

oh no you didn't!

I only need 12,671 points for level 8.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

work it.

Road Rage-(r)

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

welcome to Canada?

Ummmm.....

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

talk about mixed messages.

Canadian Police dogs.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

geese are meaner than dogs anyhow.

Currently out of...

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

what neighborhood is that in?

Booooom!???? poor Filipina's?

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

something for everyone, one just has to buy shirts with pockets. My preference is somewhere between the two, but more to the right.

Squish them peeps

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Just like real life, the pink stuff draws the money.

Nice placement of the wiener movie.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Poor macaulay culkin, that wiener is scary.

Pro life... but I'm not adopting

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

They're not prolifers, they are pro forced birthers

I’m having a hard time getting a guy to call… I was hoping this would motivate him.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I'd call in a minute.

Besides the obvious sexism....

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

don't forget she is vacuuming with a buffer and the carrots on the tree.

Our College is closed tomorrow due to weather related concerns and the fire.

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

It's only isocyanate, nothing to worry about according the powers that be. I used to live in Baytown, several of my friends dads were chemist and engineers, the stories they told about the toxins they worked with would curl your hair. Stay as safe as you can, keep your windows closed, or leave town for a day or two.

Luckily there's wi-fi....

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

I never could find a place he couldn't find me.

Mmm cream filled eggs!

glennlab comments on Mar 20, 2019:

Not even going to give the Druids credit, going straight to blame the other invisible guy.