The cycle of crime...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

They always said that god helps those that help themselves, but since there is no god, it turns out that helping yourself is the only way to get ahead

First, we steal your heart... My pit bulls...❤😍

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

All dogs and cats.

Complex Creatures?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

What he said.

The red or the blue pill... ?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

nor does that treadmill

So many people I could send this to

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

wrong group, we're all Sapiophiles

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I was on a second date, I forgot her name, I could remember tons about her, but not her name. She was 5-7,100 pounds and did not like any reference to how thin she was. I called her "Chubby", she loved it, we ended up being married 32 years, we've been divorced 10, I still call her chubby or chubbs.

Good Saturday morning, have a wonderful day.?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I laughed at the "smoke" coming out of the computer, now i can't unsee it. lol

Pic of the day. Don't you luv the colours?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Beautiful

Welcome @CallMeDave

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Welcome

6am on a saturday should be outlawed

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I had a soon to be ex-client call me this morning at 7 this morning to reschedule an appointment he just set up yesterday.

Uh oh.he does look shady.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Not worried, what are the chances of 2 serial killers in the same car?

Good Morning all. I am back. It was not a heart attack, just vertigo. What caused it?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

I know it is easier said than done, but don't let the stress get to you if you can, take a breath, then another.

Dream big :)

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

nap

Dating profiles, am I right?

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Conservative, Trump supporter, God references.

SERGIO MENDEZ "Mas Que Nada"...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Haven't heard this one in years

Tonight I had a pretty bad first and last date.

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Sorry you had an asshat for a date. Better luck next time.

Maybe it was partly the string of dreary days that was broken by this beauty, but the colors ...

glennlab comments on Mar 16, 2019:

Very bright for a rainbow. Good pics.

Thank u lord for the daily bread

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I sleep like god during the holocaust.

Meanwhile... The Wearable Penis Camera - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

no

Anyone wanna pay the shipping to see where it is made? [ilovemyfreedoms.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I don't think so, but you know his base is shrinking when they mark down the bling.

Can you relate?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

The only thing that I was ever impressed with was the equipment we used on nukes, everything else, WTF.

I take that back...I'm not sorry.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Youngster!

How do they always find me?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

scam likely!

Now accepting applications....

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

which one are you, and why can we see your knees.

He's right behind you....idiot!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Never be the first couple to have sex in a horror movie or wear a red shirt on an away team.

You're welcome!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Not going to take that chance.

Pasta Star Wars Meme...I also want be feared.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

ramen!

Or when a meme double posts on Ag....

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Water no, Vodka on the other hand.

Ignoring the fact that trump seems have forgotten touch up the paint on his hand in this pic, look...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Don't tease, you're going to get all our hopes up and some asshole doctor will give him a new heart, unfortunately he also needs a new brain.

Breaking News; White House Rejects Supremacist Label: “No One Has Done More Than Trump to Prove...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

a little dated, but never more true.

A really splendid rainbow obsidian

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

beautiful

Worth considering.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Since only the good die young, I'm going to live forever.

What the New Egg Study Means for the Beloved Breakfast Food [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I'm going to die from something, it may as well be fun installing it.

Memories for life

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Mama needs to learn to close the door.

Dude! It's getting old!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

now that is a dirty martini

That's one sexy birch!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Tear her limb from limb.

A .....latte please

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

someone's work week is up!

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

Punny... ??

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Got to have context to make sense of it.

Five years ago I made giant popcorn for the MTV Movie awards.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

great work.

I wish I could remember, how many do?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I remember doing it, but that feeling of free flight, of not knowing how high or far you are going to go, of anticipating the impact. nah.

Good morning, rise and shine everybody.?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

A little coffee goes a long way, from the pot to the cup, cup to the lips, back out it goes, next cup.

Stop the blaming..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Exactly.

I was just talking to someone here about ladders...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

couldn't have said it better.

Welcome @rsabbatini

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Welcome.

Date 3: I thought that I posted this last night, but I don't see it.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Sorry it didn't go well for you, but the chance of winning the lottery is zero if you don't buy a ticket, at least you bought a ticket and there will be other drawings.

It is FRIDAY!! Since I have joined the ranks of the "M-F,9-5ers" I am so happy/relieved to be ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Hope you are adapting well.

I know this isn't a meme, but that just goes to show what a wild law breaking rebel I am.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

They're cheap and easy to train to do it.

In the nick of time

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Only applies if you don't have a dog.

Oldie but goodie

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Save us all, give him the money.

I had a friend come over with an infected Dell to see if it works on PC s too

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

They spend more time with the computer and it would hurt more if it was gone.

After 5 years of withdrawal from life (after the death of my husband) I decided to try online ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I'm a little younger than you (64), but I feel your frustration. I tried several paid dating sites and was sorely disappointed. I kind of gave up on searching and figure when i find her, I find her. I have met at least half a dozen people on this site. I have flown and driven thousands of miles to meet people hoping to meet like minded friends. Some day, maybe one of those or future friends will be the person that is my match, but no matter how many times I strike out in a love connection, I still hope I made a friend connection. The old saying that you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince, goes for both sexes.

I have spent my entire life living in the moment.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

My goal everyday is to learn or see something new or better. Near death experiences have left their mark on me and I try to live every as if I may not get up tomorrow, while still maintaining a pace I can handle. I do a lot of spontaineous adventures just because I can.

Some Florida wildlife.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

those sandhills don't seem too intimidated by you. Good shots.

OMG.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Welcome. Lets have some shots to celebrate.

This is me on most days. Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

how about a

Well now we know.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

woohoo Misty made it.

Heart is a thumpin

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

How come you never look at me like that?

Let er rip

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

go girl

We all know that look.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Next date?

Not a good look

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Not sure what to say, so I won't.

Let me never engage with a person who wants to wear a genital go-pro camera during sex. [cnet.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No, just no.

Most know this as PI day it just also so happens to Albert Einstein birthday.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Happy Birthday Uncle Albert

Temporarily out of action in hospital. Thanks for carrying on all. Love Lisa

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Take care. Get well soon.

I am one of those people, how about you?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Meet you in the clearing for wine and bonfire.

Who grew up watching this show?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Wha-ah-ha-ha me.

Teathugliscums haven't changed:

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Give em hell, Harry!

We now have a new name for them. But it just doesn't have the same effect.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Would that mean a jock strap is a sports bra?

The headache reason

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

sometimes you have to draw a picture.

Well now we know.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Good one.

I was curious where my throw blanket went last night.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I had one that would drag the cattails out of my fish pond. It was a constant battle to keep them alive. The root ball weighed between 75-100 pounds.

Just wanted to post a general apology.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No worries.

National Pi Day

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

stop being irrational.

Never owned a dishwasher. Still to this day I do my own.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Do my own dishes, less water and they are clean when they go to the drying rack.

Darth Intermission

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

much better costume.

Should be on Count Chocula box.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

cross crunch

Fresh minty butt

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Had to hit my inhaler to get air. funny.

Now your in trouble..

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

you're

What a cutie.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'll go with shitten.

But what with?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

A little brown hole.

Are you sure it was that much?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

and most of it was outside,

The alternative movie

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

@Mistymoon77 did some take a picture of your chair?

No more Toys r us.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

after all her bag says I da ho.

Never a dull moment

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

always!

Bang the gong..

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Always thought my ex's arm were getting shorter the longer we were together, she could have used these.

It can help in a pinch.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

well if it had it's own tongue and could wiggle its ears. of course it would be a chic magnet

Greetings! I’m new to Agnostic.com and look forward to making new friends

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Welcome, come in read, post , ask questions, you'll get answers, some of the even correct.

Tweeker family planning ahead

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

you go girl.

Not the sharpest

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

The one eyed man would be king in the land of the blind, the 80 IQ is smart in the Trump administration.

Temporarily out of action. See u all soon.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Get well soon and take care of yourself.

Hello, my name is Sean.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Welcome.

House votes to make Mueller report public [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

article below WASHINGTON — House Republicans joined Democrats on Thursday to overwhelmingly demand the Department of Justice release to Congress and the public the full findings of the special counsel’s investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election and the possible involvement of President Trump’s campaign. Though the resolution is nonbinding and cannot force the Justice Department to take an particular action, Democrats who put it on the House floor are trying to build public pressure on Attorney General William P. Barr in advance of the investigation’s anticipated conclusion to share what Robert S. Mueller III produces. Far from standing in the way, Republicans joined Democrats en masse. On the 420-0 vote, four Republicans voted present. “This report must see the light of day, must be available to the American public for a catharsis that will allow us to start with the facts, understand what happened and begin to rebuild the faith of the American people,” said Representative Jim Himes, Democrat of Connecticut and a senior member of the Intelligence Committee, which has undertaken its own Russia investigation. Republicans called the resolution a waste of time, but they were unwilling to stand in its way. “With wide bipartisan support the House has agreed: the American people deserve to know the truth about what, if anything, special counsel Mueller has uncovered, and now we should finally see this investigation come to a close,” said Representative Steve Scalise of Louisiana, the second-ranking Republican, in a statement. The four “present” votes were two libertarians who routinely oppose such resolutions, Representatives Justin Amash of Michigan and Thomas Massie of Kentucky, and two ardent Trump loyalists, Representatives Matt Gaetz of Florida and Paul Gosar of Arizona. “It’s nothing but a restatement of the regulation. Attorney General Barr will follow the regulation,” said Representative Doug Collins of Georgia, the top Republican on the Judiciary Committee. “He has said so.” The resolution — sponsored by Representative Jerrold Nadler of New York, the Judiciary Committee chairman, and a handful of other Democratic committee leaders — “calls for the public release of any report Special Counsel Mueller provides to the attorney general, except to the extent the public disclosure of any portion thereof is expressly prohibited by law.” Under the regulation that governs special counsels, Mr. Mueller is expected to produce a confidential report on his prosecution decisions to Mr. Barr, who will then review it and produce his own report to Congress. A report by National Public Radio that one of the special counsel’s top prosecutors, Andrew Weissmann, is about to leave ...

[kktv.com] We still have power!! ??❄️

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

We were without power from 4 am to 7 pm except for about 30 minutes. Gusts over 80 mph. Same storm, different crap. Stay safe and warm.

I think when we hit 120 members, we all do shots

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'm up for shots , but I sip mine.

Welcome to our group @Susan4birds .... ?

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

welcome @Susan4birds

Just an idea....

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

At least she won't have to worry about him going out with other women.

Welcome @Angelina

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

welcome, come on in the water is fine

This sounds like me, anybody else?

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

So, so true.

Not Mickey!

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Bad combover? or toupe?

Which one is the best? I like the black and white.

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

For making the baby stand out, BW is better.