Wrong kind of three-way, if you ask me.

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Wine would work as well as water.

Happy Wednesday!!!

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

Good set

I think this job might be for me….🤠

glennlab comments on May 3, 2023:

The link doesn't work! lol

So now that Pornhub has blocked the entire state is Utah going to change their welcome signs to ...

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

No but I see the sale of VPNs going up in the Beehive state.

It pays to advertise...

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Except most of those guys want to be paid up front, good luck Donnie.

Maybe he can get Kid Rock to open 🤮

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

What if you gave a farewell tour, and realized nobody cared or thought you had already died?

A cracker and a slacker.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Abbott did not realize the amount of blowback he would get from Texans about his insensitive use of the description.

King's book wasn't taken seriously by his subjects.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

He loved marriage, he did it several times.

Now you know it.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Don't like the weather, wait ten minutes, it'll change.

You get what you pay for.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Glad I didn't live in 1894 and need surgery, good set.

Tuesday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

Sailors?

The longer I’m out of religion the more I feel like I need to apologize for being an idiot.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

When you can finally forgive those that abused you, you will find a new freedom. Just remember forgiveness is not forgetting or holding accountable, it is no longer holding past actions as a barrier to future relationships.

Some followers are more serious than other followers.

glennlab comments on May 2, 2023:

You've done well Zeus,

Donald Trump's argument of 2016 is going to resonate again.

glennlab comments on May 1, 2023:

So he got depoted under Obama 4 times and returned under Trump, who was so busy separating families that he missed the actual dangerous ones.

The First of May...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2023:

Workers of the world unite!

It's the First of May...

glennlab comments on May 1, 2023:

Too sunny for outdoor sexy during the day and still a bit of chill at night, going to wait.

Rest in chaos, Jerry.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Gonzo TV begats Gonzo funerals?

They have simply changed their costume, they are still the same people.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

then there's this

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Oh yuck

[tiktok.com] That kid is great 😂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

None of the above.

A wide variety of conservative misbehavior.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Yup!

A genuine dilemma for the unreconstructed bigots out there.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

You nailed them.

Probably, yes.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

More than likely.

Fare is fare.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Stole a few, loved them all.

Newsmax Wants Tucker Carlson to Run Their Entire Network TMZ is reporting that right-wing cable ...

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

That face will be the face of a whole network, if there is a hell, they will go directly there.

Haven't posted recently but saw these and just had to add.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Both are hilarious and accurate.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

What is it with the women I know that always seem to find poison ivy. My ex could find the only sprig in a 3 acre field. If(when) you go out, shower with lots of soap as soon as you get in, clothes go into the washer on the way to the shower, dog leashes go into a bleach bucket. Please stay safe.

“ I have a child “👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

and the memes aren't bad either.

“ I have a child “👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

good set

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

French the same way

[tiktok.com] 😂😂😂😂😂😂dream crusher 😂😂😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 30, 2023:

Exactly

[triblive.com] The Polio vaccine. Remember when people WEREN'T morons?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

I remember as a child being driven to get the oral vaccine and waiting in a line several blocks long. There were several people in iron lungs in our town and I don't know how many people on crutches and wheelchairs to remind you that it was real and you did need to be protected..

Oh, I think you are her type though.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

She just want to stick it in a little way.

Come on now, aren't you curious to see if Ramsey Bolton gets what's coming to him?

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Well done, old boy!

Super sweet idea, can be done for cats as well.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Then every time I killed the plant, I'd get sad again, but it's a great idea.

BRITS VISIT TEXAS BUC-EE’S.

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

I took a friend on a trip to the Bossier City Casinos, she had to stop at Buckees, we spent over an hour there and she got souvenirs for herself and her family. She was more giddy than these two blokes and she was terminal.

Men will be second to none

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

Stop making fun of my moobs,

The philosophy of Fuk Yu...

glennlab comments on Apr 29, 2023:

and his side kick Yu Tu

Found my son’s adult website

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2023:

Boys start trying to look as soon as they realize who they are interested in. He probably just got a little sloppy in covering his tracks. Have you talked to him about sex? Do you have regular discussion about relationships? or do you just snoop and hope to catch him?

I have CPR training today! Hope everyone has a great day!

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2023:

Good ones

I don't put myself in hostage situations deliberately anymore. Feels good.

glennlab comments on Apr 28, 2023:

gREAT JOB

Don't listen to naysayers

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

Want to bet?

Did she flip?

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

She learned a lot from daddy.

[twitter.

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

If only it were true.

Read and be informed

glennlab comments on Apr 27, 2023:

But wait, there's more!

I am going to tell you a secret

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2023:

And his friend YU Tu

Just thought I would make it clear

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2023:

You've been here almost as long as I have. lol

It seems that everybody believes that those that come after them have it easy.

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2023:

Don't forget to spay and neuter your maggots.

Good Morning!!! Hope everyone has a great day!

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2023:

We always called the second cow a 2000 pound can of whoop ass or tourist tosser.

Good Morning!!! Hope everyone has a great day!

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2023:

Good Ones!

I was reading about these guys opening for the Rolling Stones in 1964. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 26, 2023:

It took like 4 notes to bring it back to me

In the event that the security certificate was to expire and this website happened to become ...

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2023:

Since we are friends on FB, send me an invite because like Betty, it doesn't show for me.

I had a thought about Trump I wanted to share.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2023:

If he thought it would keep him out of prison, he'd wear a bathrobe to play golf.

Maybe try kittens, or a house.

glennlab comments on Apr 25, 2023:

Do flowers instead. Orchids for instance.

Tucker Carlson was fired by Fox but was offered a new job by the Russian Propaganda outfit Russia ...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

Fired by the 3 major cable networks CNN, MSNBC, now Fox News, what a resume.

Tucker Carlson out at Fox News [abcnews-go-com.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

yay!

One of the cops who shot Breonna Taylor just got hired as a deputy in a county just North of ...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

LEOs that don't have their credentials revoked, are easy rehires for smaller units. They just need to put bodies in seats.

State TV Network Russia Today Is Already Offering Tucker Carlson a New Job After Fox News Departure

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

It wouldn't surprise me, RT has been a huge presence on cable for years and ran under the radar for years. Tucker's audience is made for RT propaganda acceptance.

Shortly after FoxNews fired Tucker Carlson, CNN fired Don Lemon.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

No more Murrows or Cronkites in the news business.

TUCKER OUSTED! Network spokespersons didn't respond to a request to elaborate on the reasons for ...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

Looks like it's going to be frozen dinners for him for a bit.

CNN fires Don Lemon, leaving longtime anchor 'stunned' | Fox News

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

He should have gotten the memo when they moved him from a solo prime time slot to a early morning team slot making him extremely replaceable.

Proud kitties...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

Looking at potential lunch.

Adios, you lyin' treasonous sack of shit! Don't let the screen door bang you in the ass on your way...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

I think he may be part of the response to the pending shareholders lawsuit against the board, if he is, heads are going to roll.

Saw this while antiquing with the family. I couldn’t help myself.😉

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

I only have a hundred or so bacon memes

Who would have thunk it...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

Pure fantasy, it would never happen.

Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

It is in believing you have enough when you do and not having to just get more because you can.

I think I can hold it until we get home...

glennlab comments on Apr 24, 2023:

Water and food delivered , what more could a lion ask for.

If bottles of booze could talk.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2023:

one more

Consider yourself lucky, mate.

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2023:

Diabetic coma time.

So on the news yesterday you may have seen the huge Black billows of smoke on I-95/ Gold Star Bridge...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2023:

Stay safe

1 : nana , 67 yr old .

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2023:

Get some rest and don't forget to take care of yourself, we want you around for a long time.

Texas bills would force classrooms to display the Ten Commandments (KJV edition)

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2023:

Update, those asshats in the Texas Senate passed it onto the house where it faces an uncertain future. This is one of those bills that could sneak in under the wire where at the end of the session bills are passed in mass by voice vote, so let's hope the courts are still sane.

Man Pulls Out Gun - Demands Closed Meat Department Sell Him Steaks Larry Gene Gay, 70, of ...

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2023:

When did it become OK to steal with a gun to say you weren't stealing?

Todd Rundgren - I Saw The Light [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Apr 23, 2023:

I haven't heard this one in a while, thanks.

Texas bills would force classrooms to display the Ten Commandments (KJV edition)

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

It hasn't made it out of committee yet, Texas has lost this fight and others like it before, O'Hare was from Austin, several Houston and Dallas cases also lost by the state. I'm sure my granddaughter who is not yet one will not have to see that in her classroom.

An awkward smile is still a smile.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

good ones

What was the rush John?

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

Always test drive the car before you buy it.

A Kindred Spirit

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

I know how you feel fruit fly.

Missouri man arrested for holding gun to grocery store worker’s throat while demanding steaks | ...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

And if convicted, he can never own a gun again. He needs a 2-5 year time out to think about what he did.

“Gods” love abortions, terminates one third of all pregnancies 🫄 using angels 👼 ...

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

The actual numbers may be higher due to the number of failure to implant that occur.

GOP Committee Chair Reportedly 'Furious' With MTG Over Outbursts – May Seek to Remove Her

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

If that happens, I see a no confidence vote coming from large marge for Kevin, She is his sword of Damocles.

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

In all cases it is genetics plus how they are raised.

I shoulda said it, I KNOW I shoulda said it!

glennlab comments on Apr 22, 2023:

GPS hits home.

Rosie O'Donnell Lets It Spill About Her Time on 'The View': One Co-Host 'Was as Mean as Anyone'

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2023:

If you have problems with people from that varied a background, maybe the problem isn't them. Rosie needs to look for the source of her problem.

Those sneaky consonants.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2023:

You think so?

Dyed in the wool cheater.

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2023:

And a tree that makes his friends happy.

Bad fascist! LOL

glennlab comments on Apr 21, 2023:

if only they were true.

Here's An Option...

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2023:

Send that sucker packing.

Scott McKenzie - San Francisco [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2023:

Hard to imagine thhat that has been with us since 1967, I didn't make it to SF until 72 and it was worth it.

[facebook.com] US is preparing for war with Russia and China.

glennlab comments on Apr 20, 2023:

The US has been preparing for war with Russia and China since 1947. The only thing that has changed has been the method of engagement. We update our nuclear and conventional use of force documents with every new administration. Russia has been preparing for war with the US and China since 1947. China has been preparing for war with the US and Russia since 1947. This is really old news. There have been several times that these preparations nearly boiled over into a conflict, but it normally passes.

Tipping is appreciated. Overtipping is encouraged.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Lindsey is against abortion because neither he nor his lovers have ever needed one.

GW Bush is trying give a hint of what he likes

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2023:

That boy could fuck up a wet dream.

What's going on London?

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Backdoor police?

A strange looking kitty has been visiting my house lately.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2023:

Ringtailed ferals are hard to tame, but not impossible. Lots of luck.

Spoiled, too.

glennlab comments on Apr 19, 2023:

good ones

Fox News settles Dominion Voting Systems defamation lawsuit : NPR

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2023:

First, for Dominion, it was always about the money. This was a hell of a payday for a company with an annual revenue of less than $18M and between 100 and 250 employees. All that social engineering stuff, that is what we hoped would happen, but was never realistic to expect. A lot of damage was done, a lot more is to come, with at least two more blockbuster lawsuits to settle.

IT'S MY CANCERVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11 years in remission from Stage 3 Breast ...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2023:

Congratulations

To all Fox "Mews" watchers: IN settling the Dominion Voting Ma chines case for almost $800 ...

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2023:

Now the investors are looking at suing the board and executives for knowingly overseeing the broadcasting of election lies. It is about to get really dicey in that ivory tower. This could hit some individual pocketbooks.

I've been away from this site for months.

glennlab comments on Apr 18, 2023:

I hear you are a blast at dinner parties blasting the host for being lame.

A good fit is hard to find. I speak from experience here.

glennlab comments on Apr 17, 2023:

good set