From the 'Stuff you can't make up' files.

AnneWimsey comments on Feb 23, 2023:

And you believe this becuz...?

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

It actually is real, check out the link on my comment,

Women be like, bunch of chauvinists!

glennlab comments on Feb 23, 2023:

When in doubt, ask? Not sure?ask. She doesn't seem like she's enjoying it? Ask what she'd like you to do.

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

PS It's not a doorbell.

Whew, what a day...

Garban comments on Feb 23, 2023:

2 thousand years from now the history channel nuts will attribute this to an alien race of cats from the Felix galaxy. Or maybe next week.

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

Once it dries, they are cast in stone.

It all depends on what you put in the pot.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 23, 2023:

I have so much shit I agree with I can't even post it all...

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

why did I think of you when I saw this?

From the 'Stuff you can't make up' files.

glennlab comments on Feb 23, 2023:

Kelloggs did not hit a home run with this one https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/cheez-it-crowns-100-real-originals-of-reality-tv---snooki-and-rupaul---with-exclusive-box-features-301624634.html

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

@BDair I have no idea.

I think they worry too much about how easily OTHERS are influenced

pamagain comments on Feb 23, 2023:

LOVE this! Why do fundies focus on other people's private lives?

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

Because they have so much to hide.

AI operated F-16 fighter in tests. Even in dogfights with manned fighters. [military.com]

Garban comments on Feb 23, 2023:

I’m guessing 30 years before an FULLY autonomous fighter is deployed in a hostile environment. But you never know. Maybe used as a “wing man” to a human piloted fighter.

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

I fear a fully autonomous fighter. Targets of opportunity are hard enough for humans to avoid, AI would be a whole different thing.

You knew someone was going to take advantage of their plastic implants.

pamagain comments on Feb 23, 2023:

Imagine her on a bidet? Water E V E R Y W H E R E!

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

gallons and gallons everywhere

The news keeps rolling along

puff comments on Feb 23, 2023:

By your meme's definition, there is also a Biden Cult. The real news is European leaders are starting to call for real investigations into Nord Stream. Plus Biden gives an extra $500 million to Ukraine whilst ignoring domestic emergencies. Say goodbye to NATO and you can thank Biden for it ie ...

glennlab replies on Feb 23, 2023:

What kind of comment is that, How much fox news have you been watching or was it newsmax?

2 Republican and 2 Democratic presidents thought alike, can they all be wrong? Union Strong!

Smurfing101 comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Idk why people praise jfk, he called black people negros ffs

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

What should he have called them, remember he died in 1963?

For all you normies out there, the snow is on the way

anglophone comments on Feb 22, 2023:

Try living in the Highland of Scotland, you lily-livered Sassenach!

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

@Sierra4 I took a nap when it got up to 80

For all you normies out there, the snow is on the way

anglophone comments on Feb 22, 2023:

Try living in the Highland of Scotland, you lily-livered Sassenach!

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

I spent enough time in areas where they measured snow in feet, so I'm more than happy it was 80F yesterday.

For all you normies out there, the snow is on the way

Garban comments on Feb 22, 2023:

We have normies?

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

As opposed to those that just needed whisky and ramen

For all you normies out there, the snow is on the way

Pralina1 comments on Feb 22, 2023:

Where . When . What m I missing ??😳

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

@Pralina1 It looks like it goes north of you

I hear that it may get rough up north, stock up.

Betty comments on Feb 21, 2023:

You won't freeze.

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

It was 80f here today.

I feel sorry for people without dogs that have to pickup dropped food.

MichelleGar1 comments on Feb 22, 2023:

Do cat's count too? Motherfucker will eat anything!

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

Yep

I feel sorry for people without dogs that have to pickup dropped food.

Pralina1 comments on Feb 22, 2023:

It doesn’t even hit the floor , what u talking about ??😳😂😂

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

efficient aren't they?

For all you normies out there, the snow is on the way

Pralina1 comments on Feb 22, 2023:

Where . When . What m I missing ??😳

glennlab replies on Feb 22, 2023:

They are predicting snow for most of the northern states this week.

A few comparisons for today

dkp93 comments on Feb 21, 2023:

I had to take a screen shot of those epic, next level insults!

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

Scots really don't like him at all.

It's Presidents day, actually the federal holiday is Washington's Birthday.

Redheadedgammy comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Middle age riot speaks for me.

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

He does have a way with words.

I found a cure!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Always keep a spare in you back pocket.

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Keep it in a vest then.

Prices are up everywhere!

zeuser comments on Feb 21, 2023:

No senior discount?

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

Since you've got me by a year or two, 5%

Prices are up everywhere!

Rignor comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Still cheaper than Yankee Stadium!!

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

And probably better entertainment.

Prices are up everywhere!

St-Sinner comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Will'ya consider a discount for Agnostic members?

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

You bet

Has this site's Messenger facility stopped working?

glennlab comments on Feb 21, 2023:

It works for me most times

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

@anglophone It just ate the message.

Has this site's Messenger facility stopped working?

glennlab comments on Feb 21, 2023:

It works for me most times

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

@anglophone I sent you one just now.

It's Presidents day, actually the federal holiday is Washington's Birthday.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Brutally true. All of em.

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

Thanks

It's Presidents day, actually the federal holiday is Washington's Birthday.

OldGoat43 comments on Feb 21, 2023:

Quite a powerful assortment Glenn. Wow.

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

Thanks

Prices are up everywhere!

RusselHappy comments on Feb 21, 2023:

That’s one hell of a business 😃

glennlab replies on Feb 21, 2023:

You do what you can.

I may have found the perfect date for several of you!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Looks like our resident Republican's (Tejas) ex-girlfriend.... the one that took out a restraining order against him...

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

Try not to directly disparage other members.

It's Presidents day, actually the federal holiday is Washington's Birthday.

silverotter11 comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Biden in Kyiv and the least knowledgeable puppet are my favs but over all an excellent batch!

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

Thank you.

I bet they would sell a lot less of them to men if they did that.

HankSherman comments on Feb 20, 2023:

And they serve the purpose beautifully......cleaning out can be a bitch though

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

Just holding them up to the light doesn't work, you've got to feel every pocket

From Raw Story Fox News texts give judge 'unheard of' chance to rule in billion dollar defamation...

Garban comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Imagine the message to misinformation profiteers if Dominion wins with a summary judgement like this following the ruling against Alex Jones. I’m getting a little more optimistic.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

I am hoping.

I bet they would sell a lot less of them to men if they did that.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

That's ok with me. I need all those pockets.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

@Pralina1 weights, hooks, lures, pliers, knives, license, wallet, corks, and whatever I need for snacks.

I bet they would sell a lot less of them to men if they did that.

zeuser comments on Feb 20, 2023:

That's ok with me. I need all those pockets.

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

Same here, great for hiking and fishing.

I guess he gives free BJs to liberals so he can get the lube for his AR-15

ChestRockfield comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Conservatives really have no clue how creepy and stupid they are, do they?

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

Not a bit.

The people of Ohio deserve better, but they did make their own bed, now they see what they have ...

pamagain comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Apparently, the pustule overturned Obama's legislation....and....gee....guess what happened????

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

The horrible reactions are not normally so swift, but you knew they were coming.

Sometimes it is just your calling!!!!!

Pralina1 comments on Feb 20, 2023:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRn1wSEF/ Well … 😂😂😂😂🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

I guess it was just the pup, but I thought of you when i saw this.

It might well work better!!!

Pralina1 comments on Feb 20, 2023:

Oh wow . Yeah . And I bet u they still have jobs 🙄

glennlab replies on Feb 20, 2023:

DPS only disciplined 2 troopers for waiting to go in

Welp, there's always the carnival sideshow gig.

Betty comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Mathematicians pie fight. 🤣🤣🤣

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

Beat me to it.

Sunday night / keeping up w Michelle 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇💪💪💪💪 ...

glennlab comments on Feb 19, 2023:

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glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

@Pralina1 That's how I got them, just remember to leave a like and a comment for each stolen meme.

Sunday night / keeping up w Michelle 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇💪💪💪💪 ...

Pralina1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRto7QYH/ Cry me a river

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

nOT A GOOD REPLY

Sunday night / keeping up w Michelle 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇💪💪💪💪 ...

Pralina1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Damn u are fast !!!

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

I told you I had thousands in reserve

Just two of the idiots with guns out there

Garban comments on Feb 19, 2023:

They carry because it would a shame to miss the opportunity to blow away a perpetrator. The worse type of FOMO.

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

@pamagain If that one that has his belt through his finger guard tries to fire, he will be missing his stiffie.

There's always that one kid with a special talent.....

Pralina1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Polly wants a Quaker !!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

@Pralina1 I talk too fast and get frustrated.

There's always that one kid with a special talent.....

Pralina1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Polly wants a Quaker !!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

It doesn't like me either.

There's always that one kid with a special talent.....

Pralina1 comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Polly wants a Quaker !!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️😂😂😂😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

you of all people should know the travails of voice recognition.

[tiktok.com] Bad memory or selective 🙄 Nice try lady 👏👏👏

glennlab comments on Feb 19, 2023:

Mom probably had a few too many early afternoon martinis to remember

glennlab replies on Feb 19, 2023:

@Pralina1 I was basing that on the vermouth and champagne bottles in the background.

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club.

Julie808 comments on Feb 18, 2023:

A girlfriend of mine and her husband are in a biker club here on Kauai. They're all in their 60s and 70s. She and her husband would howl in laughter if I could tell them this joke, but I don't think I could remember it all without writing it down and then I doubt if I could get the last line out, ...

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2023:

Print it out

Some obituaries are fun to revisit every now and then

Pralina1 comments on Feb 17, 2023:

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌 Yes , what a great reminder on a Friday night ♥️♥️ Thank u Glenn , u made my night better

glennlab replies on Feb 18, 2023:

Glad I could bring a smile to your face.

Trump is still out there and unindicted

Willow_Wisp comments on Feb 17, 2023:

This criminal needs to be prostituted.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

The thought of that makes me sick to my stomach, but I imagine there are quite a few that would line up for a chance to pay to fuck him.

All the hype about last Sunday's halftime show, blah

HankSherman comments on Feb 17, 2023:

If I knew who that was, I've forgotten...............just had to look it up, sounds like I would have liked to see it.......he was a star.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WYYlRArn3g you need to click on the link to see it

All the hype about last Sunday's halftime show, blah

HankSherman comments on Feb 17, 2023:

If I knew who that was, I've forgotten...............just had to look it up, sounds like I would have liked to see it.......he was a star.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

Prince

One reason that there are people that can only give RT, Fox, and less reputable source for their ...

Betty comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Library...That is not part of their lexicon.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

I started doing my research back when you did it with a steno pad at the card catalogue, then fell in love when it went to microfisch.

My first exposure to Conservatism was from William F.

Scott321 comments on Feb 17, 2023:

This was quite the heated exchange Buckley had with Gore Vidal: https://youtu.be/MZcX8UEKJT0 He later would use similar faux bellicosity on Chomsky: https://youtu.be/PEIrZO069Kg Pompous elitist affecting windbag.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

Now I remember him well

Bored? Want to see an airshow? Spice up your skies!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Add a roil of aluminum foil and a cross bar to the bottom and watch the fun....

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Lessons from chaff and decoys, a one inch strip provides the optimum reflective target and interference patterns. multiple strips provide the maximum interference patterns since they are always at different attitudes to the receiver. while a single sheet provides only a single reflective surface.

Bored? Want to see an airshow? Spice up your skies!

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Add a roil of aluminum foil and a cross bar to the bottom and watch the fun....

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

Actually long thin foil strips that freely rotate mess with radar better

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Fox, truth, lies, and tools.... [youtube.com]

Garban comments on Feb 17, 2023:

Cronkite is rolling in his grave.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

Sounds like a 747 warming up to me.

The nerve of him.

pamagain comments on Feb 17, 2023:

time for a new one????

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

side piece or hubby?

What a dick!

pamagain comments on Feb 17, 2023:

I've never used Twitter.....if this were posted there....how long would it last?

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

I don't know, I've never used it either

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Fernapple comments on Feb 17, 2023:

So you have got your little ducks to swim in a line. Well done.

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

Cute little swimmers.

MTG you confuse even the aliens that sent the Uber for you.

racocn8 comments on Feb 16, 2023:

If they use their anal probe, they'll be at it all night...

glennlab replies on Feb 17, 2023:

They'd have to mark the spot since she is all anus.

MTG you confuse even the aliens that sent the Uber for you.

Pralina1 comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Some won’t come out to even pee though If I was a urologist , this will have be my new best friend 👏👏$$$

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

@Pralina1 No@!!!!!!!

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SpikeTalon comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Ah, I see. Gathered it was a test post after the recent post in the Senate group. No host(s) for these type of posts, but someone must be moderating posts (at least somewhat anyways) for the general feeds though.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

I had to test to make sure I was correct, and before I could delete it , two people had already commented on it, so I just left it up since anyone that had already been notified of the post would still be able to see it and comment on it.

MTG you confuse even the aliens that sent the Uber for you.

Pralina1 comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Some won’t come out to even pee though If I was a urologist , this will have be my new best friend 👏👏$$$

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

@Pralina1 If I walked in and saw that, I'm afraid the shrinkage would be terrible.

MTG you confuse even the aliens that sent the Uber for you.

Pralina1 comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Some won’t come out to even pee though If I was a urologist , this will have be my new best friend 👏👏$$$

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

That would scare me.

Since we know Trump didn't testify in Georgia, you have three best guesses as to who they think ...

zeuser comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Where is Lady G.?

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

Sweating bullets.

Faux News, when the truth just won't do.

Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:

The clogged toilet of news media. Hasn’t been flushed in 27 years.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

Is that true or did you hear it on Fox News ?

How does this make sense?

pamagain comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Good point, Glenn...it doesn't! But, as we know...the GUN mob just loves playing cowboys at the OK corral!

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

The more I think about it, that is the perfect metaphor for gun control. The cowboys (the only ones that died at the OK CORAL) wanted to open carry, the Earps were enforcing the no guns in town. They did pry their guns out of their cold dead hands.

How dare they!

joeandbarb comments on Feb 16, 2023:

I used to get that all the time from my co-workers before I retired, They would tell me that I may not be religious but I most assuredly was "spiritual" Twatwaffles always have to put their names on us

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

Is it a character flaw that you have to believe that the only reason someone is nice is either they fear retribution or seek a reward?

Remember the days before computers?

racocn8 comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Slide rule?

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

Abba Kiss

How dare they!

bookofmorons comments on Feb 16, 2023:

I have actually had that expedience

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

I love the expression on their faces when you break the news to them that you can be good and not be a christian.

Ann was one of my favorite people, she had a folksy down to earth way about her that worked well.

Sierra4 comments on Feb 16, 2023:

I one time we here in Texas had some great liberal woman. Ann, Molly Ivins, and Barbara Jordan to name a few.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

I met Ann and Barbara, I only admired Molly. But like you said great liberal women.

Sometimes it takes an asshole move by one person to cause a compassionate move by another.

Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Never heard of them. Link to their site: https://www.haymarketbooks.org/?gclid=Cj0KCQiAxbefBhDfARIsAL4XLRqbdK6g_awbIY8ipSb0RwXHF1dmyBJDKczMwG8gsViNbHFFgKO23rIaAm2aEALw_wcB Link to article: ...

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

I had seen them in passing, but thanks for the link.

How does this make sense?

pamagain comments on Feb 16, 2023:

Good point, Glenn...it doesn't! But, as we know...the GUN mob just loves playing cowboys at the OK corral!

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

and I think we all remember that didn't end well for anybody.

Editorial comment for the day...

Garban comments on Feb 16, 2023:

If their rule is an eye for an eye, they can mock the god of agnostics all day long. We won’t be offended, likely we’ll just pity them more.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

The intent of an eye for an eye, was that retribution should be equal to the wrong you had suffered and not out of balance. It was never intended as a minimum reaction but was the prescribed maximum reaction.

Gasoline Car Review I recently purchased a Mazda Miata.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Until they develop n electric car that can get 1000 miles between charges or that charges in less than 15 minutes, I'm not in the market either.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz If I didn't live in Texas I wouldn't have to drive a thousand miles to get to an interesting place. When the tech catches up to the promise, I will be on board. Teas is getting on board with charging sites, but it is slow. We are the number one producer of wind energy as well as petrochemical energy.

Gasoline Car Review I recently purchased a Mazda Miata.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Until they develop n electric car that can get 1000 miles between charges or that charges in less than 15 minutes, I'm not in the market either.

glennlab replies on Feb 16, 2023:

@BDair I agree the tech is advancing, but until it meets my needs, it is a poor substitute. I hope that it turns the corner soon. I still have my sliderule with 27 functions, so i have lived the evolution of computers, but one thing it taught me, was that until the technology will do the job you need done, it is not time to invest in it if there is a less expensive alternative.

I think they are going to tie themselves in knots on this one.

pamagain comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Remember "Candid Camera?" Think of the fun they could have with the MAGA MESS!

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

@pamagain bad as in hilarious

Gasoline Car Review I recently purchased a Mazda Miata.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Until they develop n electric car that can get 1000 miles between charges or that charges in less than 15 minutes, I'm not in the market either.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz They have been promising that for 10 years, when it hits the market, I'll look.

CNN decide to take a turn to the right, looks like it is the worst decision since new coke.

yvilletom comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Do major donors to PBS stations require the stations to slant the news? I want to know.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

@yvilletom I don't know, I know some are no stings attached, but there are so many layers involved I'm sure you can find some conflict.

Let's all welcome our latest scammer @Jenny101 who is using pictures of the porn star "Elsa Jean.

glennlab comments on Feb 15, 2023:

This belongs in one of the scammer groups, not just for laughs watchers or trolls please

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

@Lizard_of_Ahaz Don't care, move it to one of the other groups for the reasons in the message.

This bares repeating as often as it can be heard.

Pralina1 comments on Feb 12, 2023:

We r a joke 🙄

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

@SpikeTalon I was speaking just from memory and didn't look it up, you and @theoryNumber3 did your due diligence .

I think they are going to tie themselves in knots on this one.

pamagain comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Remember "Candid Camera?" Think of the fun they could have with the MAGA MESS!

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

Several of the late night shows are already doing the man on the street type interviews and boy are they bad.+

That is one hell of a diet!

AtheistInNC comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Well ... the watch is on the other wrist, so maybe the second photo is reversed

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

Not unless she has her feet on backwards.

I wish I could trade this body in for a new one.

KateOahu comments on Feb 15, 2023:

You can. But you would have to do the work.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

I'd have to buy the replacement parts, lol

CNN decide to take a turn to the right, looks like it is the worst decision since new coke.

yvilletom comments on Feb 15, 2023:

Do major donors to PBS stations require the stations to slant the news? I want to know.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

No, but they do provide funding to specific programs that they support.

I think they are going to tie themselves in knots on this one.

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2023:

You have to love the stupid.... Look at all the money you save buying tickets to a comedy club...

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

chasing their tails, what could be more fun.

With the upcoming election, I'd like to propose the Republicans update their mascot

Lizard_of_Ahaz comments on Feb 15, 2023:

I would suggest a huge pile of shit instead....

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

that might actuaally be useful as fertilizer.

I may not agree with Liz's politics, but I have to agree with her observations

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2023:

She could move into Boebert's district and trounce her.

glennlab replies on Feb 15, 2023:

Since a Democrat almost beat her in her ruby red district, she would be a shoe in.

The candies that didn't quite make it for today

SpikeTalon comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Ah man, that was one of the memes I just shared, and now I see this post, lol.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

No biggie, it happens.

Central casting head to DC, we have your actors.

Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Bevis and Butt head entertain the immature. Gaetz and Jordan victimize them.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

I think they would use them hoping to strike a younger audience .

I wish I could trade this body in for a new one.

pamagain comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Really? How old would you want to be? I liked 40 but then came menopause (GAHHHHH) and 50 brought arthritis....take those away, though....I could do that.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

@pamagain That was still able to hike 15 miles, camp in the mountains, fish in the ocean in waist deep water all day, work in the garden and still have energy to do something at night.

I wish I could trade this body in for a new one.

pamagain comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Really? How old would you want to be? I liked 40 but then came menopause (GAHHHHH) and 50 brought arthritis....take those away, though....I could do that.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

I'd love my 30 year old body back, before the ravages of time and disease messed it up. But I want to keep my memories.

What hair?

Pralina1 comments on Feb 14, 2023:

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glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

I'll just leave this for you then.

I watched season one episode one live, how about you?

pamagain comments on Feb 14, 2023:

"Candygram!" I still laugh at the first few seasons. Then...things began to go sour. Anyone agree?

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

There have been many, many ups and downs, but i still don't think any measure up to the first few years.

I was reading about the 'melting pot'.

Garban comments on Feb 14, 2023:

There doesn’t seem to be an American “as a whole”, especially in the last six years or more. We’re more of a clogged toilet now than a melting pot, sorry to say.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

good description unfortunately.

Irish Yoga

glennlab comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Pretty much

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

@Betty That's about as much of a workout as I get.

Age teaches you to ask for what you want or you may be disappointed

Julie808 comments on Feb 14, 2023:

Reminds me of shopping with my ex-bf on $5 Fridays at Safeway. One time they had $5 bouquets of roses, and while in the check out line, he tells me to go over and pick out a bouquet. I honestly had no idea if they were for me or for someone else, but I picked out a pretty iris bouquet for ...

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

My ex complained that I was horrible to shop for, because if i really wanted something, I'd normally just get it for myself. If I thought she might like something, I'd get it for her whether there was anything to celebrate or not. We never went out for Valentines Day or other holidays, instead we went when it was less crowded and we could enjoy ourselves without being rushed and crowded. My son follows in this tradition and celebrates parents day and takes both my ex and I out to dinner at the same time instead of trying to get a reservation on mother's day or father's day.

Someone hasn't aged well

ASTRALMAX comments on Feb 14, 2023:

She looks as rough as a bear's ass on a frosty morning.

glennlab replies on Feb 14, 2023:

That's rough