Ignoring the fact that trump seems have forgotten touch up the paint on his hand in this pic, look...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Don't tease, you're going to get all our hopes up and some asshole doctor will give him a new heart, unfortunately he also needs a new brain.

Breaking News; White House Rejects Supremacist Label: “No One Has Done More Than Trump to Prove...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

a little dated, but never more true.

A really splendid rainbow obsidian

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

beautiful

Worth considering.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Since only the good die young, I'm going to live forever.

What the New Egg Study Means for the Beloved Breakfast Food [livescience.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I'm going to die from something, it may as well be fun installing it.

Memories for life

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Mama needs to learn to close the door.

Dude! It's getting old!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

now that is a dirty martini

That's one sexy birch!

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Tear her limb from limb.

A .....latte please

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

someone's work week is up!

Hot off the grill.. Later gator..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

When cooked like this, alligator is greasy though it is a presentation piece. I prefer it in small bite sized chunks deep fried like catfish.

Punny... ??

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Got to have context to make sense of it.

Five years ago I made giant popcorn for the MTV Movie awards.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

great work.

I wish I could remember, how many do?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I remember doing it, but that feeling of free flight, of not knowing how high or far you are going to go, of anticipating the impact. nah.

Good morning, rise and shine everybody.?

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

A little coffee goes a long way, from the pot to the cup, cup to the lips, back out it goes, next cup.

Stop the blaming..

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Exactly.

I was just talking to someone here about ladders...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

couldn't have said it better.

Welcome @rsabbatini

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Welcome.

Date 3: I thought that I posted this last night, but I don't see it.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Sorry it didn't go well for you, but the chance of winning the lottery is zero if you don't buy a ticket, at least you bought a ticket and there will be other drawings.

It is FRIDAY!! Since I have joined the ranks of the "M-F,9-5ers" I am so happy/relieved to be ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Hope you are adapting well.

I know this isn't a meme, but that just goes to show what a wild law breaking rebel I am.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

They're cheap and easy to train to do it.

In the nick of time

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Only applies if you don't have a dog.

Oldie but goodie

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

Save us all, give him the money.

I had a friend come over with an infected Dell to see if it works on PC s too

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

They spend more time with the computer and it would hurt more if it was gone.

After 5 years of withdrawal from life (after the death of my husband) I decided to try online ...

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

I'm a little younger than you (64), but I feel your frustration. I tried several paid dating sites and was sorely disappointed. I kind of gave up on searching and figure when i find her, I find her. I have met at least half a dozen people on this site. I have flown and driven thousands of miles to meet people hoping to meet like minded friends. Some day, maybe one of those or future friends will be the person that is my match, but no matter how many times I strike out in a love connection, I still hope I made a friend connection. The old saying that you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find a prince, goes for both sexes.

I have spent my entire life living in the moment.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

My goal everyday is to learn or see something new or better. Near death experiences have left their mark on me and I try to live every as if I may not get up tomorrow, while still maintaining a pace I can handle. I do a lot of spontaineous adventures just because I can.

Some Florida wildlife.

glennlab comments on Mar 15, 2019:

those sandhills don't seem too intimidated by you. Good shots.

OMG.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Welcome. Lets have some shots to celebrate.

This is me on most days. Lol

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

how about a

Well now we know.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

woohoo Misty made it.

Heart is a thumpin

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

How come you never look at me like that?

Let er rip

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

go girl

We all know that look.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Next date?

Not a good look

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Not sure what to say, so I won't.

Let me never engage with a person who wants to wear a genital go-pro camera during sex. [cnet.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No, just no.

Most know this as PI day it just also so happens to Albert Einstein birthday.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Happy Birthday Uncle Albert

Temporarily out of action in hospital. Thanks for carrying on all. Love Lisa

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Take care. Get well soon.

I am one of those people, how about you?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Meet you in the clearing for wine and bonfire.

Who grew up watching this show?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Wha-ah-ha-ha me.

Teathugliscums haven't changed:

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Give em hell, Harry!

We now have a new name for them. But it just doesn't have the same effect.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Would that mean a jock strap is a sports bra?

The headache reason

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

sometimes you have to draw a picture.

Well now we know.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Good one.

I was curious where my throw blanket went last night.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I had one that would drag the cattails out of my fish pond. It was a constant battle to keep them alive. The root ball weighed between 75-100 pounds.

Just wanted to post a general apology.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

No worries.

National Pi Day

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

stop being irrational.

Never owned a dishwasher. Still to this day I do my own.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Do my own dishes, less water and they are clean when they go to the drying rack.

Darth Intermission

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

much better costume.

Should be on Count Chocula box.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

cross crunch

Fresh minty butt

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Had to hit my inhaler to get air. funny.

Now your in trouble..

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

you're

What a cutie.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'll go with shitten.

But what with?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

A little brown hole.

Are you sure it was that much?

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

and most of it was outside,

The alternative movie

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

@Mistymoon77 did some take a picture of your chair?

No more Toys r us.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

after all her bag says I da ho.

Never a dull moment

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

always!

Bang the gong..

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Always thought my ex's arm were getting shorter the longer we were together, she could have used these.

It can help in a pinch.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

well if it had it's own tongue and could wiggle its ears. of course it would be a chic magnet

Greetings! I’m new to Agnostic.com and look forward to making new friends

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Welcome, come in read, post , ask questions, you'll get answers, some of the even correct.

Tweeker family planning ahead

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

you go girl.

Not the sharpest

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

The one eyed man would be king in the land of the blind, the 80 IQ is smart in the Trump administration.

Temporarily out of action. See u all soon.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Get well soon and take care of yourself.

Hello, my name is Sean.

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

Welcome.

House votes to make Mueller report public [nytimes.com]

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

article below WASHINGTON — House Republicans joined Democrats on Thursday to overwhelmingly demand the Department of Justice release to Congress and the public the full findings of the special counsel’s investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election and the possible involvement of President Trump’s campaign. Though the resolution is nonbinding and cannot force the Justice Department to take an particular action, Democrats who put it on the House floor are trying to build public pressure on Attorney General William P. Barr in advance of the investigation’s anticipated conclusion to share what Robert S. Mueller III produces. Far from standing in the way, Republicans joined Democrats en masse. On the 420-0 vote, four Republicans voted present. “This report must see the light of day, must be available to the American public for a catharsis that will allow us to start with the facts, understand what happened and begin to rebuild the faith of the American people,” said Representative Jim Himes, Democrat of Connecticut and a senior member of the Intelligence Committee, which has undertaken its own Russia investigation. Republicans called the resolution a waste of time, but they were unwilling to stand in its way. “With wide bipartisan support the House has agreed: the American people deserve to know the truth about what, if anything, special counsel Mueller has uncovered, and now we should finally see this investigation come to a close,” said Representative Steve Scalise of Louisiana, the second-ranking Republican, in a statement. The four “present” votes were two libertarians who routinely oppose such resolutions, Representatives Justin Amash of Michigan and Thomas Massie of Kentucky, and two ardent Trump loyalists, Representatives Matt Gaetz of Florida and Paul Gosar of Arizona. “It’s nothing but a restatement of the regulation. Attorney General Barr will follow the regulation,” said Representative Doug Collins of Georgia, the top Republican on the Judiciary Committee. “He has said so.” The resolution — sponsored by Representative Jerrold Nadler of New York, the Judiciary Committee chairman, and a handful of other Democratic committee leaders — “calls for the public release of any report Special Counsel Mueller provides to the attorney general, except to the extent the public disclosure of any portion thereof is expressly prohibited by law.” Under the regulation that governs special counsels, Mr. Mueller is expected to produce a confidential report on his prosecution decisions to Mr. Barr, who will then review it and produce his own report to Congress. A report by National Public Radio that one of the special counsel’s top prosecutors, Andrew Weissmann, is about to leave ...

[kktv.com] We still have power!! ??❄️

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

We were without power from 4 am to 7 pm except for about 30 minutes. Gusts over 80 mph. Same storm, different crap. Stay safe and warm.

I think when we hit 120 members, we all do shots

glennlab comments on Mar 14, 2019:

I'm up for shots , but I sip mine.

Welcome to our group @Susan4birds .... ?

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

welcome @Susan4birds

Just an idea....

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

At least she won't have to worry about him going out with other women.

Welcome @Angelina

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

welcome, come on in the water is fine

This sounds like me, anybody else?

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

So, so true.

Not Mickey!

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Bad combover? or toupe?

Which one is the best? I like the black and white.

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

For making the baby stand out, BW is better.

Thou shall or thou shall get them across thou head

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

or call someone a son of a bitch by saying, " I hope your mother runs out from under the porch and bites you"

2 for me with Monday thru Saturday, Sunday I may lighten things to like 10 or even 4 if I’m ...

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

I like my coffee like I like my women, hot with nothing added.

Good Morning, lots of coffee today...basically just the same as any other day. ?

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

How about some coffee?

Damnit Sharon!!

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

Sharron's gonna get it.

Meet the First Gold digger of the United States

glennlab comments on Mar 13, 2019:

She could suck start a Harley?

But there's no such thing

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You're going to run out of batteries. lol

It's always dark for the kid

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Dark and cold.

That pretty much nails it.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Marketing!

Didn't know they had billboards for it.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Trippy

Another bad blond joke

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Damn she's an accountant.

Did I make a difference?

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yes you do.

Welcome to @Sacrilege and @2ENJOY8

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

welcome

Not a good way to start out the summer fun.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Got a little overhang there.

Monarchs are born today

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

We should be seeing them here in a few weeks.

Making the bed....

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

When I replaced my ceiling, I couldn't leave the ladder up if the door wasn't closed because the cat would streak up it an into the attic.

[samuel-warde.com] Trump cartoons

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

great catch.

And I can never leave again

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Normal is way over rated.

Then and now...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Has anyone else noticed how much Bill has aged since he stopped get regular sex on the side?

My honkers HAVE been going bonkers, now that ya mention it.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

I'd say he has boob obsession,

Look what we have here...

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

You always wonder what is under the lectern, now we know.

More so in the 70's. How we used send notes friends and crushes back in the day.. so romantic.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

and remember when you got caught and had to read the note to the class.

Now choose!!!

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

double groan.

Go for it Smokey.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

so smokey is bi and a pedo?

Don’t look down.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

then you have a 2 second delay

Damn hippee birds.

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Yeah, but he'd still do her.

Every single day

glennlab comments on Mar 12, 2019:

Got me.

A bear and rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

a power puff,

Donald Trump Parade in Washington An associate of Trump's - a golfing buddy - told him he'd had ...

glennlab comments on Mar 11, 2019:

Very good one.