Age related.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Now you just have to remember where you put your shoes.

Just letting the community be informed on this subject: I've been a greeter for several months (6+).

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Good Job, thanks.

Have you ever? ☺?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Every person that matters changes your life, most in a significant way.

Good morning, love my coffee.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Oh yes

Kitty trivia.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

So now we're old school?

....but Mother wouldn’t approve.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

I used to believe in the Bible.

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Welcome, feel free to ask questions, you will get answers, some of them even right.

Truly awesome view...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Punny

He's not that muscular

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

He's too lazy to do the workouts to get that much in shape.

Bad marketing

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

How fitting.

Hiding in his shell

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

He needs to go to hell in a basket.

R'amen.......

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Truth in advertising.

Got kicked out of Pet Smart

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

There are some sick fucks on this site, thank you,

Bad uncle Bert...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

ginger soul stealing train.

Can you see it now?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

peek a boo

I can't stop laughing

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

LMAO

Be careful what you wish for… Hi there, as requested, I’m here ready to go, do whatever you ...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The bear truth

Why are so many men visiting my profile?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

There can be a bunch of reasons, people want to know who they are talking to, your picture could be who their mouse rests on, and so on and so forth, don't get your panties in a bunch, after a while, you'll find you do the same thing. You can't remember everyone you interact with and it's a good refresher before you answer their post. Be flattered , people are at least making sure who you are before they respond.

Here's a Smoker's Dating group, just created- &kissanashtray

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I don't smoke anything and it is probably the only deal breaker I have, that and drug addiction.

Apparently this - or me without coffee yet is pretty effective as well

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

I changed my wifi to FBI Surveillance Van to freak out my drug dealer next door.

You really can't argue with that...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Never question her judgment either.

Your genitals are now named for the last TV show you watched. I’ll go first. The Good Place ?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

The Daily Show lol

My last night in Punta Arenas, Chile, is spent doing homework in a window-less rented room in a ...

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Is that a replica or the actual Beagle?

How long is it closed?

glennlab comments on Jan 23, 2019:

one long ass storm.

Grabbing America

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I believe that one belongs to Russia.

Work smarter not harder

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

literally LMAO

US Supreme Court allows Trump military transgender ban [bbc.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Regardless of how you felt about it prior to them being allowed, once a group has been allowed by presidential edict, you should not backtrack. Imagine if Ike had reversed Truman on blacks.

Florida is male?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

LMAO

Reality can be stranger than fiction! [wfla.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

straight from South Park.

Hi, I'm back.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Best wishes and welcome back.

Can we post .gif's ? I can just hear this guy saying,..."hold my beer"

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

my understanding is no

Here's a picture of me from my younger days. Everything still applies except my age.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

What a sweet baby!

“Autobiography in Five Chapters” by Portia Nelson Chapter I I walk down the street.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Watch out for new holes.

Post an image - what was Melania's reaction the first time she saw Trump naked?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

best I can do on short notice

45 Supporter feels betrayed. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The stupid, it hurts, at least this time it is hurting them too, but they still don't know they are stupid.

Winter Wonderland

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh Bing, Dean and Frank, how they have fucked your song.

Who wore it better?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

The one on the right, it actually has a use and probably more brains.

What gets me out of bed

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

but right back in it afterward

A Mirror Image of Our Universe May Have Existed Before the Big Bang [space.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

One of the theories in an effort to explain how the big bang got its fuel. The twist on this one that instead of operating like a super massive black hole collapsing on itself in real time, time and sequence are reversed going in and in positive time going out. Something to ponder, but not very hard.

Rudy Giuliani Has Out-Giuliani'ed Himself - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Go Rudy, admit conspiracy with a foreign enemy to overthrow the US.

This is nuts LOL

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

got 2 in the drawer right now

who said that?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

That ought to be played before everything he says or does.

If churches were taxed that should for the damn wall.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

We just need to go back to pre 1954 law where any income over that actually spent helping the community was taxed as ordinary income. they were treated as any other business.

Which will jump the highest?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I see a broken tea cup in the future.

A Birthday wish for the person who hands me the most scammers.

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Happy Birthday

Hey, teach! Didn't you...

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

and Devil's

Everything I learned, I learned from Rock & Roll!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Momma Mia

He's ba-a-a-ack!

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Too funny

Well, he looks busy...

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

He needs a resignation letter to sign.

Will this offend?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

I'm not going down that road, a vasectomy hurt way too much to imagine that

Inspired by Rudy's toilet / poop meme , and as much as I view all specialties as " flies " ...

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Very good, I laughed my ass off

Lesson in grammar...

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Oh what a tail you tell.

Where’s Mitch?

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Who knew Mitch and Trump were both into anal?

Sounds about right to me...

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

Same in all sports, you can get laid if you have half a brain, but no one wants you without a dick.

::Eyeroll:: [relevantmagazine.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 22, 2019:

He needs flying lessons as well as performance art lessons.

Snowman hokey pokey

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Frosty's going to melt.

You know its been a good night when your beaver brings home the party hat.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

At least it's not Vagazzeled, and the fur is so soft.

From the looks of it, she did. Turned her into more than expected.. no pun intended.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

dancing like the beast with two backs

Liar and fake POTUS

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Averaged around 7 lies a day year one, and busted over 16 a day year 2. I guess we get to see whether it is linear progression, geometric progression or logrithmic.

Needed in Hollywood

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

gonna have to have a cart full of books, he's going to wear one out quick

I caught the following part of a television ad: "He's the son of a New York real estate mogul.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

At least Durst only had a few victims and he had the decency to hide.

Hi all just joined yesterday?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

welcome, if you have questions ask away, someone will answer, sometimes even right answers

Making pimples stylish

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

What's next herpes or genital warts?

Works better

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Get a hold of yourself there guy.

This is interesting reading.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I hope it doesn't take much more of a train wreck before people are ready for a change.

What's really going on

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Way too much mouse power

Don't cry honey

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'll give you something to cry about, never rang so true.

And most folks just ignore them.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I want that mirror

Surprise, surprise

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Today

Calling in sick

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

got to check for nitro first.

Don't give them a reason

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

yeah that one was funny, I wished I had thought of that when my mother told me that.

Heheheheheheh

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

She better give it back.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods the bear asked the rabbit do you have a problem ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Poor bunny, gonna be a shit stain.

Groaners - you've been warned:

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You weren't kidding, but you did warn us

For @mistymoon77 since I know you agree.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I'm 25 pounds heavier if that helps, but 5 inches shorter, hair is not as pretty, but I am approachable.

...........

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The you call back to find out WTF it is.

Guess the Flat earthers really showed us during last night's lunar eclipse

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

They would claim the moon is a hoax held up by wires to make us believe it is in space.

That's pretty graphic.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

not even in a million years. no tagging, if she would eat it, I don't want to blow my chances. (pun intended)

Seems legit.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

works for me

Not a meme but actual Headline in The Sun.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Don't worry about how it got in there, worry about how it's going to come out

toilet humor

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Showing their shortcomings.

Nothing is as it seems

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I've got some mean friends. lol

Today's quote from another brilliant woman: Author, Jessamyn West (1902-1984) "We want the ...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Welcome to the tea party.

Does anyone else notice people creep your profile but never say "Hi"?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I had to turn off the hover option, so that I wasn't seeing everytime someone just passed over my avatar it showed them looking at my profile. My memory is not what it used to be, and I will use whatever easy crutches are available. I have a tendency to read too fast and I will go back later to make sure what I read is what I should have read. I don't know if that helps in your case since today was my first visit to your profile. I am more concerned about followers than I am visitors, but since I encourage people to follow 2 or 3 people to lead you through the site, I take that with a grain of salt.

And just like that, it happened....

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Another reason not to live up north.

Brutal temps got you down?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

puts the lotion on the skin, makes skin soft.

What do you get from...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

People Eating Tasty Animals

The joys of being single...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That's better than using it as a clam digger and not nearly as damaging.

The first one...

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The next innovation was when he removed the shocks to improve the ride.

My guess is yes..

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

You've got to shake it first. lol

I always watched it.?

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Watched that and Gunsmoke, was always amazed that even when they got hurt, next week, they were OK.

Oh man . Not sure if I should laugh or cry 😂😞

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Laugh because you haven't made any bad decisions and cry because you haven't made any bad decisions.

[whale.to] Yo! I hit the Woo jackpot o' crackpots.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

That was a lot of whoo whoo to make a sales presentation.

A Boy and His Zebu Bull

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

The original long horns

We have another prude here people!! Two memes of mine this morning have been denied.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Damn, don't they know how to just keep going, I mean it's fucking meme

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I think everyone said it better than me so far. When you have to explain it, it loses most of its "funny"

How Hollywood's Scariest Props Are Made.

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Really cool,

the Super Blood Wolf Moon, photographed over the Duluth harbor

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

It was too low in the sky and too far north for me to be able to see it, I was ready, but nope.

In case you didn't know

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

I didn't know you were german.

Knock knock

glennlab comments on Jan 21, 2019:

but I don't know you.