I should be more successful than I am.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I should be king of the world. lol

Even I can see that.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

whatever works.

I am good with half. Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

forgot head on a pike, as a warning to other rats.

Putting it into perspective.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

For the right woman, I can deal with crazy, never a dull moment.

Be careful what you say to kids, they tend to to take you literally, kids do not understand ...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

oldie, but still relevant

Just feed me ALL the cookies!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

if you took half my cookies, you'd be so fucked up that you wouldn't feel the pain of the black eye and broken hand

Grab a donut while you are at it.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

my favorite thing when someone says they are cold in my house, gain some fucking weight.

Cross between Old Spice chili & Brut beer

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

love a girl who kisses ass. lol

Oh cheat!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

a brown out?

If this were a title of a book, bet it would sell a few copies.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Only had a few psychos in my life, and glad when each was gone, but still miss them.

That escalated quickly

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

which one is more effective at releaving the stress of the day and let you get to sleep?

THE RUNAWAYS - Wasted (1977 UK TV Appearance) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

For the longest time I didn't realize that the Runaways had female singers. video really has changed how we recognize music.

Single vs Marriage

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

Turnabout is fair play, lol

Heart - Crazy on You (live, 1977, on The Midnight Special) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

How time flies when you're having fun, I can't believe its been 40 years

[nationaleconomicseditorial.com] What do you think?

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

It is an opinion piece, making up their own facts wholesale. A little fact checking puts this as an extreme right wing source, with questionable fact presentation, I would not trust this as a source for anything.

My doctor has ZERO bedside manner...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2019:

we share a doctor?

Thanks Science!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Living in an area that had frequent polio outbreaks, I gladly took the shot, then when the sugar cube came out, gladly took it. Living in the swampy area of La. you knew what those diseases could do. I had a ton of the diseases that we vaccinated my son for, and never would have dreamed of not giving him one.

3,2,1 ignition!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

LMAO

Just following his business model...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

He's going to be disappointed when he actually opens the package and finds out it was not exactly as advertised

& Ann Coulter, too!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

She could be so pretty, all she has to do is shut up and turn off the lights.

I'm just here for the dancing sandwiches...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

aw shucks.

Memesmemesmemes

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Phil was my favorite.

Ba dum tissss

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Similar to Washington, people their know their ash is from a hole in the ground (St. Helens)

When you're waiting for him to get the towel

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

may have been a while, those are already starting to mature

Guess I’m not the only tumbleweed survivor of the Camp Fire in Butte County, CA - my address has ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

If you're in the Dallas area, always open to visitors.

Ground hog day in Canada. Holy Shit, it's cold!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

spring rains outside, messing up my outdoor plans.

Some things are never a bargain.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

overpriced. plus the meds afterwards cost 5 x as much.

My favorite echo!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

translate the last one please

A friends girlfriend is throwing him a 40th birthday party.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

put the other half up elsewhere.

ABORT! ABORT!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

she's almost ripe, unwrap her and put in crisper.

I'm just going to post the link instead of copying and pasting here, because the caps show and the ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

All hail Satin, he's really smooth.

I'm wondering is this really true?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

It has been my experience.

i know the look all too well

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

My mother's response, "Why would you want to go to hell?" Our first and last conversation on agnosticism.

The more you know ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Nailed them all.

What can I say?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

kind of like all those hysterical markers on the roadside?

Somehow I doubt it.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Pretty sure he just got the sweatshirt that fits. and what DD said.

Pretty awful.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Talk about butt hurt, lol

Slipped right out of the bun.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

frozen wieners, again!

Here's a groaner.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

but he is so cute, but the text is so groan

It's Groundhog Day! [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Loved the movie, trailer was a good lead in compared to most.

Trumpster needs an education

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

He needs an enema to clear out his brain.

Are you willing to tell me about the best sex you've ever had?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Way too detailed a memory to share, suffice it to say it was a passing in the night type thing where both of us were totally into it.

[m.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

song shows their R & B roots

Surprise Sweetie! ?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

sticky situation!

What is it that makes people take videos or pics of people they killed?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

I never wanted to know and it took 30 years before I finally admitted killing another human. IMO people that want to be in a war zone have a problem and probably shouldn't be there. If you enjoy killing, you need a trip to the shrink.

My first LOL for the day; had to share.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

good one

Where is evil?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

another arrow in my quiver to piss over my believing family

Image consultant?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

you can put lipstick on your hemorrhoid, but it is still a hemorrhoid

Hellebore in the snow.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

beautiful

I fall.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

fits!

Helps if you're around my age...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

record that!

A few before I go to bed.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2019:

sweet dreams.

Well it IS funny...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

They charge extra for water?

Suspicious glances from across the room.....

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

They been peaking, from now on they face the wall when draped over a chair.

Wrinkle free?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Just toss him in the dryer, he'll fluff out.

The weather outside is frightening. Stop the snow!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That's just mean! lol

Jokindsdf09384u59384u50983

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

girl, didn't know you swang both ways.

I know what's going on my bedside table!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

and his sidekick lube boy..

Zoo offers to name a cockroach after your ex... [10news.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Are there limits?

Why does everybody in the world own a silver 2006 Honda Civic?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I put a roof rack on my car, not so much because of all the others that were like it (there were) but now it is so much easier when I come out into the parking lot to just scope out the roof rack.

COLLECTING IDEAS! THOUGHTS PLEASE.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Another idea is thornless blackberries, they are a bieneial crop, that is the berries grow on last years growth. Lots of pruning to remove this years fruit bearing stems. First year plant them about 6 feet apart, the new plants will fill in between them.

COLLECTING IDEAS! THOUGHTS PLEASE.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

any of the semi dwarf crepe myrtles, they have a relatively tight root ball, bloom all summer, not invasive. You want to be sure to select the variety that only grows to your specified height. For 6-8 feet, get a 4-6 foot projected mature height. It will reach that by year 2, you never have to prune if you select the right shrub. if the nursery doesn't have the height you want, shop elsewhere, they are all over OK.

Joe Satriani Surfing with the alien [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

nice guitar work.

it's 15° ! we're being spoiled by Mother Nature!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

running around in shorts, seeing what things I need to take out before they spout out next month.

If you were recently ejected.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Love them all

Hopefully PolitiFact can keep the meter updated quickly enough

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Going to a short speech if it only has 4 digits

Selective humanity by GOP

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

But they want to be able to do whatever they find entertaining without interference.

Pinstripe vs. Penstripe

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Horizontal control?

Mueller hunting him down

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Merry fucking Christmas!!!

Voting Republican

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

These are the same people that convinced poor southern white boys to fight for their right to own other humans.

21 July 2009 - Yosemite Canon Powershot SX200 No "manipulation"

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nice shots

This may have been posted before, but it cannot be emphasized enough what an Idiot In Chief™ we ...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Good one, haven't seen it in a long while.

Poor kitty.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Help, my food is trying to eat me.

I agree! Lol

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That one and the one about anal are golden.

Which Old Maid card is your favorite? Mine is Greenthumb Gert ??

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I remember playing as a very little kid, but I didn't recognize any cards or have the faintest recollection of how to play.

Talk about a bad date.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Nooooo!!!!

Idk if it's more comforting or alarmimg that others feel this way as well.....

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

yes

got you're back

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

My husky adopted my son as her puppy. Lots of good stories.

You tell em Walter.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

kind of like buying roses for the thorns.

Ultimate Jehovah's Witness Doorbell Challenge... Yesterday, in North Dakota!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

close that door, winter will get inside, lol

She understands.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

God literally killed nearly every living thing on the planet's surface, but he said not to kill. Classic case of do as I say not of as I do.

I haven’t posted in a long time but the plants have really been loving the rain we have been ...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I love the look of succulents, very good shots

Omfg look what I woke up to! These are the Sonoma brown oysters.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

nice

OK I got a question.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Check with the ins carrier, it may count against the deductible .

Always know your Dicks!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Don't be a dick, oops, too late.

Everyone has been posting where they are manipulating their photos and I got an idea.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Had one of those as a kid and always had fun with it. Good pics.

A very resourceful woman!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

That is wrong on so many levels, well played.

It's that cold, folks (well, not here, but...)...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Animal abuse.

For @KKGator...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

and you wonder why you can't find a new job.

The horror we had to endure...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

or driving down the highway and running into a sea of ribbon from a single busted cassette.

Nope, gave away my last one.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Not one fuck left to give

Pretty much sums it up...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

too much navel contemplation.

Barnard comes out of the Atheist closet

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

humor is getting stressed on the 4th day trapped inside by the snow?

& the war continues...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Anybody that can understand bushels, pecks, and stones shouldn't be afraid of a base 10 system.

Snow days are Hell

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Family murder rates getting ready to go through the roof.

Old fucking habits die hard

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

OH well, I was looking for a job when I found this one.

Wouldn't mind being there right now.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

Had to put my plants out on the porch for some sun today, they get frost tender at around 45, they should be good until next Thursday.

Who wants to build a snow man with me?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

lots of work to scare the neighbors, well done.

Remember renting these shoes?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I think my first trip to the skating rink was when I was 5 years old, I was never as good as rink rats, but i enjoyed it. The last time was in the AF in Denver right before I went overseas.

The Guess Who - No Sugar Tonight / New Mother Nature (Audio) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2019:

High school parties, nostalgia