I feel like an idiot.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Same problem we used to have with liquor, wine and beer, now that weed is legal expect it more often.

It's dirty Saturday, ok?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

What a pain in the ass!

Gotta make that mang!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Early evangelist, fleece the sheep before someone else shears them.

Don't come in here ???

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I like the way you think.

Do you like to help around the house?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

If you don't start out sharing the responsibility for the housework, you will be condemned to doing it all yourself. If it is something you hate doing, never do it well.

Rock Around the Christmas Tree

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

oh, almosat a groan, but well played

[agnostic.com] You know the drill.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I keep coming late to the party. gone already

Or worse....

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

go straight from 1 to 4

My Christmas present.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

nah, it's got to be a piano.

That didn't last long...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

short comings!

I double dog dare you

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I always wondered why god gave a damn about sporting contests that are supposed to be contests of skill.

Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

so why are the umbrellas burning crosses?

Good morning you lovers of idol gods

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Top of the morning to you too, ya bastid.

You know it's true.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

My NY resolution has been the same for the last 30 years, no new NY resolutions.

Just when you think life will start getting easier... Boom!!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Never gets easier, just different.

Please welcome infoguy211 to the group. Let us see a good Rock music post.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Welcome

Thank you, Massachusetts! 1/8 oz Flo, 1/8 oz Chocolate OG, .

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

And thanks to Colorado for leading the way.

Oh my look at the time☺

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

coffee time. This morning I realized why it is always better for me to set up the coffee before I go to be. I got up, wandered into the kitchen, added coffee and water to the coffee maker, wandered through the house taking care of morning stuff while it brewed. I heard a weird sound coming from the kitchen, I had forgotten to dump the excess coffee from yesterday, so I had coffee all over the counter and floor. lesson learned , don't do crap in my sleep.

Good Tuesday morning ?☺

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

damn, someone has a terminal case of the perkies.

[agnostic.com] I'm concerned this one could be underage?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

gone already

Everyone knows this one [m.youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I remembered the name and lyrics, but not the group. Good choice.

Stole this Don't Bring Me Down-Electric Light Orchestra [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Every time I get on the elevator in Bossier City . the voice that say going down makes me start humming this song.

What's better do on the longest night of the year than sleep!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

They haven't eaten your plant yet?

Errybody likes bewbs <3

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

No hairy nipples.

Did I mention that I also make memes?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You go girl.

Oo eee, ooh ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang :p

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That's the child support is only 18 years pose, isn't it?

Maybe add a folder for “Porn” but otherwise, there you have it

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You need bigger folders. JK

99.9% of the time

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Sin is separation from god, so i have no sin, I do have some rather disgusting habit though.

Dress Your Cat in Gay Apparel

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That look!

Knocked Down X-mas Tree

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That could be literally any cat. lol

I went outside today ?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

poor kitty!

Santana. Black Majic Woman. [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I probably listened to the Abraxis album way too many times. The girl I was dating loved to put it on right before we turned out the lights. To this day, I can't hear the songs without feeling a little amorous. Thanks for the memories.

Merry Christmas.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Naw to be christmas puke, it has to be on the couch or bed.

This about sums things up

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

The lyrics, but not the title or group name.

Just gonna leave these here...

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Third one is hilarious.

Neil Young -Rockin in the Free Worldhttps://youtu.be/DvxxdZpMFHg

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

keep on rocking.

And I'll bet they left it.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

You just have to do it three times.

If You Touch My Balls Again...?

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

like that is going to stop that cat.

Every year I share this one. Tis the season for reason, let it be known.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Today is the shortest day of the year, doe that make the summer solstice the tallest day of the year?

It has been suggested to have some sort of meet-up for group members.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Dallas, we got nothing until summer, then we have a hot nothing.

Here's to the Winter Solstice....Cheeehs, dah-ling!

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

If today is the shortest day of the year, does that make June 21st the tallest? Cheers!

Just sayin'

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Somebody wants to go home. lol

This morning's annoying earworm. [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

That sounds a lot tinnier than what I remember

Hahaha, yes! Planes planes everywhere.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

My son will be by between now and New Years. We have a tradition of not doing too much travel over the holidays if we can help it.

Out of the mouth of babes.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

You wish you prayed like that

Five mediocre memes equals one good one

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

hilarious

Get over it already

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I remember it was a pain explaining to my night bartenders that the beer had to be stocked and iced down before they left, because when we opened at 7, the people that worked third shift at the plant would already be lined up outside.

It is so hard to find this on YT, SNL certainly doesn't carry it anymore, & I doubt they''ll ever do...

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

great

Our new group photo, Happy Holidays!

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Happy Holidays!!!

The beginning of Black Sabbath's After Forver totally steals from the Friends Theme.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

well since Black Sabbath published in 1971 and I'll be there for you published 1995, I'll go with theft, but in reverse order of as proposed. I could be wrong , but.

Cat shaming

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

Did he pose and now not like his likeness?

Who wants to watch Hallmark movies until we puke?

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

I always root for the dog.

Yup. Done that

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

worse in the boxers.

Think I'll have the ham instead

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

too much estrogen in the feed bag.

Cancer...it's just a plane ticket home to Jesus.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

When Oral Roberts was claiming that unless he raised $5M, god said he would call him home, one of our editorial writers penned an editorial that the jest of which was, if Oral actually believed what he was preaching, he would welcome being called home.

I bought myself a Christmas present on line.

glennlab comments on Dec 21, 2018:

It's 11 pm and I finished when i get back from the dentist tomorrow, I'm going to smoke a roast.

Not that I am sarcastic....

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

So that's why you're such a ......, not gonna say it, nope.

Workday warning.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I know a lot of people that could use that sign.

It really only becomes a soap opera if someone hears me and complains!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Let's clean up these posts!

Fair warning

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Thanks for the warning, duly noted.

I don’t think I could join...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I guess she told him

Beautiful evening after the storm.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

What no more 20 foot waves?

Wait.... !!!! Don't move !!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I have a rule, you can sleep on my lap until I have to pee, then all bets are off.

Poor photos but I took them on my kindle, just to capture the sheer number.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

that is one of the things I miss about Louisiana, the huge flights of migratory birds. Good capture.

I bought myself a Christmas present on line.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

An update, I have all the parts out of the packages and the intimidation factor is down by about 1000%, I have a feeling that by this time tomorrow I'll be well on my way to testing how well it does that rib roast.

Foghat. I Just Want To Make Love To You. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I can remember songs, or I can remember groups, but I'll be damned if I can name them together correctly, thanks for posting.

Missionary Position ?

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

that bicycle position looks dangerous, but they do spend 2 years on them, so probably not for them.

Goes from a 9 or 10 straight down to a zero real quick

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

talk about your deal breakers.

Jim Mattis resigned today - we are well and truly f'd.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Bye!

Oh, that Donner...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

dark

Go ahead and groan.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

groan!

Little xmas spirit to spread your way.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Way too many mixed myths.

Milk, it does the body good, but only if you use my sponge.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That's too kinky for me!

Hold on, I gottcha

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

She's got back boobs,

Nope, it's in a safe place.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I point to my glass.

My dental hydienist is beautiful, so while I'm sitting in the waiting room I eat an entire sleeve of...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I think my dentist suspected this was happening and they no longer allow eating in the waiting room.

Peter Pan complex

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

And why should you, If you haven't grown up by 60, you don't have to.

Somebody had a busy day at work.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Check the ceiling tiles for the spares left over when the construction was done.

Mythology...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Christians weren't too far from doing the same, except they cheated from several religions.

Made me look twice...

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I read it wrong, how about you?

Stay focused on reform

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

From talking to several legislators, while they may be willing to vote for it, so far i haven't met one willing to propose the legislation or go on record voting for it. They would like if the legislation meanders through the process and gets lumped into the crush of bills passed by a voice vote at the end of the session to give all of them a little political cover. Either that or if the Baptist church would get behind legalization they wouldn't have to worry as much about blow back. Austin will be fun this session.

WARNING ALERT ALERT I smoked my last cigarette this morning.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Good luck.

This is my new boilerplate response to trolls.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Talking about flipping the script,

Ever have that empty feeling?

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

That's just a picture of Trump with the asshole removed.

Serial killer snowman

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

melt, melt for the hills, run, I meant run.

I can do it by myself

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

He doesn't need any help to look like the south end of a northbound mule, either.

More children's reading

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

There's something fishy about that book.

They love Christmas balls

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

Cats and Christmas anything are natural enemies.

They are really stupid

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

cracks me up.

DIY rapture machine

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

If used effectively, it could work 100 % of the time, just not the way they intended.

A brief history on religion

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

like your sense of humor so far.

‘Tis the season

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

At least it doesn't matter if you don't open them in order, or skip a few days and catch up Saturday night.

one for you ladies to watch, not real sure about this one [agnostic.

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

She had 3 posts when I spotted her now she's well over 10. Just hitting each group. 10 minutes later

What a time to be alive!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

The old kick starter theory

I once broght a pencil to a paper fight the fight came down to a draw

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

groan!!!

Now that's cold! I hope you are all warmer!

glennlab comments on Dec 20, 2018:

I bet her spidey sense is tingling. Shivers. But pretty.

Jie Waksh. Rocky Mountain Way. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Love the driving beat and wall of sound,

I keep noticing so many that look at the memes & not only never comment, but are even too stingy to ...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

They're not paying attention, out of 6 other visitors, only three gave a shit.

Holy Handy!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

For a guy that was supposed to be a carpenter, he couldn't pull a nail to save his life.

The technical term...

glennlab comments on Dec 19, 2018:

Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?