That would be interesting to find out.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Where's the food dammit.

I guess heaven can wait...

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

getting close

Let it snow!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

If we get snow, I'm going to try #1

Dammit Carl!

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

He's getting a nose job.

Try icing it

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

ok very punny.

Next time you think you are having a bad day... remember this.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

if you check the ingredients, it is normally better for you that the human stuff.

Did they know what they were doing?

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

But apparently they are beautiful in Britain and memorable.

Found this interesting.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Kind of like pot now.

Pun of the day.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

He's already stiff, too late.

Woo hoo... just found the hot spot.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Not brave enough

Goen down in a bed of roses.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

oops, if she's that angry, you've missed it,...a bunch.

My kinda toast

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

It says it right there , in butter.

Elf is deep in shit with the she shed.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

That would count as damned nice.

Deflation is not pretty.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

hopes in one, prayers in the other, still woke up disappointed.

The future of anti vaxers?

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

they're little germ factories anyway.

I mean not mine, but.. Lol

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Well at least you're landscaped

He’s scared

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Hell his little boy is so scared he left the country in case he gets indicted. Ans lil donnie jr learned everything he know from dad.

No caption required

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

His foot is about to be attacked. Those toes are too enticing for the kitty.

Trump thinks the Paris Accord is about Paris vs.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Trump better watch out, the French are known for what they do to absolute rulers when they catch them. Ask Louis XVI and Napoleon.

Just found out my friend who I'd wrote about visiting a few weeks ago passed away today.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Sorry for your loss.

Its gonna be a long winter.....

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

wonderful pics

Elf on a ledge with his bitches.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

She is not going to like the paper cut.

Tipsy elfie or just assuming the position.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

Model for the Trump family when the visit their new forever homes.

Inquiring minds do not want to know.

glennlab comments on Dec 9, 2018:

I want to know their thought process that led them to believe that this was a smart thing to do.

Horny little bugger

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Oh you muffin snatcher.

Not a morning person...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

add a little Bailey's, you'll understand, failing that a couple of shots of Jamison to stouten it up.

@admin my dexterity is getting worse and the small buttons are getting harder for me to hit on my ...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Don't feel bad, the phones have always been too much of a pain for me, so I use my computer.

Damn straight!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

cannibal

More recruitment

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

War on Christmas is over, WalMart won.

About those labels

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Bad thing about warning labels, someone actually had to do it before they were required to put that warning on.

Sensitive....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

He should have known she was a hussy when he bought her.

Gotta love guns!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

over compensating and she knows.

Sad but true.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Why would I want to lose it, do you have any idea how much i invested in this shape. lol

This stuff writes itself.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

He be crazy

The Truth is Sometimes a Very Ugly Thing!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Way too much hair, no extensions either!!

Back real soon!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

no one can eat in 10 minutes.

Individual 1 Tower

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

At least in trumps mind, he will still be #1

Questions For Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Throw some gasoline on that fire no since in letting it go to waste.

Jesus Said....Trump Said.....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

If you believe their mythology, Trump would qualify as the antichrist and they are all doomed to hell for supporting him

No Brain Activity! Fascinating!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

no brain, can't have activity.

Getting His Mouth Ready For Prison

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Better be ready for a double team

Things I Trust More Than Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

next 5 are just as good, #10 is the ass breaker

And then trump pulled out his.......

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Mushroom? Mr. Toadie? small brain and played with it?

Landmark ?

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Well played @Science-guy

i need 124,000 points to get to level9. ffs, i give up!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I've got 62510 to go to 9, no rush, it will come when it comes, have fun.

Little known fact.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

and get one hell of a road rash when they stop you.

Understandable

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

boy are they going to be surprised.

Now all you dudes out there, remember...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I've got a firm grasp on the situation

Oh deer!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

furry?

Miss December.... you guys can thank me later.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

and you young lady are in a time out.

So don't be that way.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

so true.

1917 - White House Suffragettes Tortured in Prison - WTF!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Anyone that doesn't know, women were not given the right to vote, they won it in a bloody war.Most Americans cannot tell you who Sojourner Truth was or her importance (first woman to ever serve on a jury) or the hundreds of other women that fought since before the beginning of the republic for their equal rights.

No War Just Peace and Stuff

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

it's the N'stuff that worries me.

I still keep maps in my cars, I don't trust those damn gps things.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

In the last 2 1/2 years, I've driven over 60,000 miles, there are lots of areas that i like to travel in that have zero cell reception. I keep an atlas is the car that I use for trip planning in conjunction with my computer.When I first enter a state, I stop and get the state map at the tourist info center, just in case. With my propensity to take side jaunts, it is a necessity to have a backup for the electronic. I have had navigators or trips that thought they knew more than me and just depend on GPS, have gotten so lost it was unreal.

Stormy Daniels has a pair...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

groan, but good groan

Still not sure

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I just going to hazard a guess that it has something to do with the labia.

It's hard to get any relief

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I think he wants whatever your holding.

Santa speaks ..

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

And you know it.

Freaky cookies

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Messy cookies!

@MichelleGar1 this is your turf

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

You beat me to that one, I couldn't decide whether to use it or not.

I do this...

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

So true.

Hot Chips? Do You Have a Fave?

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Andy Capp's

Good Saturday morning! Have a great weekend, everyone!

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I'll get you another cup, pronto.

How to catch Santa

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Santa's going to be moving a little slower this year.

OMG those bare limbs, that seductive smile leaves me with pins and pine needles.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Pining away for the single life. lol

Uhhh.... No, you go ahead.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

It's a game, if they get butt hurt have them for dinner.

There is a train coming through my head and its carrying old age with it.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

I'm 64 and I have no idea what I'll do when I get old, but I'm going to do it full throttle.

Math certainly has its own problems.

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

It's a trig, don't fall for it.

World's tiniest Nope....

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

Not going to say I blame her. Smart cat.

Hors what???

glennlab comments on Dec 8, 2018:

They misspelled Whore's.

Various stuff

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

great shots

Hi everyone. I am one of the newest members here. So, I am looking to see what this is all about.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Jump in and have fun

Oh? You had something else in mind, entirely?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

All the girls in my neighborhood were sure I'd be a doctor when I grew up, I still give free breast exams when asked.

Hi everyone.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

If it can't climb out of the cup and kick my ass, it's not strong enough.

Who is Individual 1?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I posted this with my post, but if fits here too

On an outing had my daughter take my photo.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I can attest, you are not short.

France helped guide Americans in the first American Revolution and they are shining a light for ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Not to correct your remembrance of history, but it was the monarchy of France that gave support during our revolution, our revolution inspired the the first French revolution that ended so badly, that they fucked it up several times after that before finally becoming a republic, then succumbing to Germany twice.

Who is Individual 1?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Trump may think he's cleared, but he knows individual 1 is fucked.

"Vigilance, not vigilantism.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I was hoping for some sexy pic, awh shucks

Religion, religion tsk, tsk

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The first one nearly made me lose my drink.

A good time of year for this theme! Are you spending too much?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

One of the advantages of just giving presents when you find something you want to give, you don't have a bunch to buy at any one time.

Don't get excited... it's fake

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I damn near had an orgasm.

Looks like a good hobby.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

same here.

Dodge Ram...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

In his defense, I'm sure the pole was jumping in and out of traffic.

You boomers must remember when all of this started up. Still going on.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

took me forever to not throw it like a spaz.

How many pinch their fingers on this toy?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

My favorite make noise to annoy the grownups toy.

Yep. Gonna drive it til the wheels fall off.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

or that one that every time you take it to the mechanic, it goes out for like 2 days, then" I'm baaack."

Working on my deer for the holidays. ???

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The look in the first one

Mirror mirror......

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

And the horse you rode in on!

Try some beef

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

think of all the money you can save and get paid to take down unwanted trees.

50 shades of Santa gone wild.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Glad to see you poaching more than one of us.

Oh Mr. Bill, you naughty ginger boy you.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

You hinting for a present?

He knows when you were sleeping, and when you were bad or good

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Santa's a peeper and she looks like she got caught at something.

Yer what???

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

science squirrel to the rescue.

Home, home on the range... where buffalo go

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

lol

Oh hell no!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

no, no, no

Dangerous territory...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

how do you ruin a cougar?

I can see this happening....

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Who would have thought Dick Cheney would live long enough to attend GHWBs funeral.

NYT: President Trump Miffed That Focus Shifted To Bush 41 & Away From Him | The 11th Hour | MSNBC ...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Like I said before, Trump, the only person that would be jealous of the corpse at a funeral.

You were warned in advance

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

It scared the shit out of him, literally.