When you wait too long to apply...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Just like a cat trying to sneak in where its not wanted

Poor Grandma

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Girl's got game and a 303

Just what this country needs

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

whores for amerika.

Can’t decide ?

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Yes.

Your mind is invited join mine in the gutter ?

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

You're one sick woman, you'll fit right in.

Only some will get this one

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

It's a journey

Ugly politics christmas sweaters

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

and we is gonna home skool.

My wish is very similar! Haha

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

warm nuts!

The New Year is around the corner...

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Run!!!!

Yup true story? Happy Holidays!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

done.

Must be a drunk tourist in Mexico!

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Hat bragging.lol

Agnostics of the world, cheers from @Wildflower and @djs64

glennlab comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Cheers and another round for everybody.

Sometimes I do NOT just jump out of bed!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I went through all of those waking up this afternoon.

Do you remember playing the toys like this? I got one for christmas when I was about 5.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I was looking for the ramp, then I saw it on the back side.

Baby kittu Jesus?

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Cats trying to move back into being accepted as gods.

Not for the easily disgusted

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Sick, Disgusting, going straight into my collection.

Maybe it’s a big snake ?

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Her smile says that her eyes are bigger than her.....

She huffed, and she puffed...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Queen of queefing?

& I'll leave it on this note (especially because Tom spoiled my "flow" LOL!) Merry Xmas, y'all!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Happy holidays to all you, thanks for having your strange and rewarding senses of humor.

I don't think I wanna drive on that freeway.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

except for the full river, it reminds me of the Dallas freeway system.

I always hated that alphabet backward thing...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

If they do that, I'm screwed.

Too soon???

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

groan.

Wait Till After X-mas To Steal Their Social Security and Medicare

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

If you tell people you're going to do something that is offensive often enough, when it actually happens, many are resigned to acceptance.

...Tree's up...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

took me a second, then Oh Happy Day.

Lenses make all the difference: All thee were taken from the same location using the same camera ...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I'll never forget the lesson the head of our camera dept at the newspaper taught me. The jest of it was that the $25,000 lens on our big camera would always give a better image than the 25 cent lens on most instamatics.

Frank Zappa appearing on the Mike Douglas Show (28. October1976) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

from when it was a travesty to play prerecorded music for a performance of any kind.

Useful Idiots

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Traitors everyone!

I'll Ruin The Country First

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

He's well on his way.

True facts.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

You trying to stroke out the relatives? That will work. lol

Season’s Greetings

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

That it were so.

Why do Christians friends do this when they know I am an atheist.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I have a live and let live attitude a lot of the time

It's been a very tough and confusing year for so many of us.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I'm going to enjoy it and if cupid comes, so be it, if he doesn't, I was looking for someone before he reared his head.

Government shut down.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

It never closed, the clown is still inside.

What in the holy hell is this?

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Way too many myths in one decoration.

Happy Christmas Eve??⛄

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Or as men call it, the first day of Christmas shopping.

I hope this post won't be frowned upon too much.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Just because you are a member of a group, doesn't mean that you necessarily agree with everything in the group. Some groups require that you join in order to comment, that one comment might be the only interaction you have with that group. I joined a lot of groups when I first joined because people I followed were in that group, I've never unjoined a group, so I imagine there are more like me out there.

Why do Christians friends do this when they know I am an atheist.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I take all gifts in the spirit given. I also give gifts to far right wing relatives that fly in the face of their religion. I donate to Planned Parenthood in their names. I feel good about it and I hope that they will appreciate the irony.

You tell em, kitty!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

No, you can't hold me. That cat has some attitude.

Time spent wrapping presents...

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

You are so right!

The best kind!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

I've got to turn the sound off too.

So, I was searching for a meme I remembered.

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

love #2

If you are old enough to remember were you Beatles or Stones?

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

Stones, not quite as bubble gum when they first started.

This made me laugh today!

glennlab comments on Dec 24, 2018:

And I bet it won't stop

How many can relate to this ? ?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

And I have the ripped shirt to prove it.

My family gatherings..

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

My family all knows 1. I'm a democrat. 2. I'm more liberal than most of them. 3. Don't get me started because I love a battle of wits with unarmed people.

That bush on fiya

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I got nothing, it's such a tragedy I'm just going to leave it

Spreading a little holiday cheer

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

someone made a boner or a mistake,

And upper back, and thighs and neck and glutes too

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Just wait, it gets worse, much worse.

How Ron thinks he looks on his big night out...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Never going to look at Ron the same again..

I'm fairly sure it's not a Pokemon, but what the hell is it?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Kiddie night at the tittie bar?

& that was the end of that!

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Probably ruined lunch for several people too.

Anti-nausea meds???

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

now that i can see clearly, I'm not sure I want to anymore.

There's a reason they call it the "boob tube"!

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Got to be a single mom, if she were with dad, he'd be there watching with Jr.

Messed up

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Welcome to: ( insert the name of the red neck state/region you like to deride)

Tit for tat...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I laughed way too hard.

Dick Cheney

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Never leave a loaded gun where the dog can get it.

he's not he knows what's going on

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Well at least we know mom is happy

Wonder what the guy in the stall is thinking.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

What better place to get into a bunch of shit?

Santa's got a new rig.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

He's a real ditch witch.

Sad but true.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

You called that one right.

Library thrillers.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Spoken like a librarian.

dick pic or dick pick?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

or if it's on the internet

Sometimes all you need is? ?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

#3 , that's my first choice.

Whoa!! Don't stop

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

You thumb sucker!

The middle of winter has long been a time of celebration around the world.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It is the beginning of winter, the end of fall, and the new year began on the spring equinox.

Happy happy joy joy, opps wrong thing.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It looks like his is doing tricks, or he has the worst curve in the world.

Part of my indoor garden

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Somebody took the stuffing out of your couch and spread it all over your yard.

Stop what??

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I can't think of anything that isn't so creepy that I want to reduce it to writing.

4th most popular religion.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It's the only one that is unchanging, and you don't have to worry about it fucking your kids.

Melania's influence?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

It's better than last year's black trees in the Whitehouse.

Nobody Likes a Half Assed Jingler

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

would that be like missing a cheek or cut in half top to bottom? asking for a friend.

How much hush money to keep me off naughty list?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Billions! billions and billions

What the hell did I come up here for?

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

He's only 1700 years old, how forgetful could he be.

Might stick and never come off that pole...eeeewwww

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

One of my clients is a dancer, She actually sprays the pole with disinfectant and wipes it before she dances. She's told me enough stories over the years that it keeps me far away from the clubs.

You've been toasted

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

In Trumps defense he has some trouble with new fangled inventions (steel ribbed umbrella patenter 1852) as well language,grammar, human emotions, reading, listening, compassion, pretty much anything that makes a person.

Moms not happy lol

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

She's going to be frigded

Oh, my! There may be a couple or several "someone's" getting a surprise!

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

burning love!

Surprising how many people are posting about their preparations for christmas on an agnostic ...

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

We have been having winter festival for 1000s of years (at least 5000), it goes by many names, but it is basicly, it's cold, I don't want to go outside, and I'm happy you're here, have a present.

Okay, I changed my status to "seeing someone.

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Best of luck to you.

Heart Barracuda (1977) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I did not realize this one was that old.

Eurythmics - Thorn In My Side (Official Video) [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 23, 2018:

Love this group, you keep bring in music i haven't heard, but I like.

Happy Festivus!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Soooo good.

The Beatles - Rock and Roll Music [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Great cover of Chuck Berry. You can really hear his influence in the score.

Really?

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Wouldn't you know it, got to be from my neighborhood.

A good diet is important ...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You've got that right. I only eat things with legs, for dinner and a bedtime snack.

The Best!!

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That's new fangled tech, only a few hunnert years old, he means like fire, but he still struggles with the concept of grammar, spelling, reading, and being a decent human.

Mmm sugar..

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

sticky situation.

She shouldn't be wearing that! She's not in Walmart...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

You wear it your way, she'll wear it hers. Poor mickey has to wiggle his ears and spit.

Why do I have a feeling Woody was hanging around while this was going on...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

ouch

Really, honest, honey, I...

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That will teach you to clean up after yourself.

Damn, I hate getting old. I still think I'm pretty cute, though ;)

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

and none of them turn around to check out your butt.

i want to return my uterus for christmas.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

I have tried to exchange an organ before, but she always gave it back when she was finished.

Cat pun that works in many languages

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Now you've gone and done it, not going to say what, just know that you've done it.

He wanna low key bury the bone in her backyard

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

dogging it.

Close your eyes and imagine it

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

cue John Lennon.

I think I'd change my name.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Bad as my old friend Richard Harder, he went by Dick.

But why....

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

bad brand name.

He's right. I don't want to change his mind.

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Real jocks don't give a flying fuck about fantasy football, fantasy football is for wanna be jocks.

Dating after 30

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

The amount of baggage that is acceptable grows each year. I am to the point that as long as it will all fit in one 747, I'm good.

If there was a hell, I’d surely be going there for this one

glennlab comments on Dec 22, 2018:

That is wrong, just so wrong, but funny as shit.