All is fair in love and war

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I need tools, bet you can get them real cheap along with the $15 bass boat.

Uh oh...

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

safe word? What is this safe word? If I had known about that, do know how much digging I would have saved?

Figuring out how to cop a feel ... innocently.

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

in order to make the good list, you've got to be naughty.

GROSS Pig!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

The only guy who could be jealous of the corpse at a funeral.

What do atheists put on the top of their christmas tree?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

I haven't put up a tree or decorated for Christmas since my divorce. 10 years, I have always hated giving gifts on a particular day, I still get gifts for my friends and family, but I give them when I feel like it. You have to think outside the box to deal with the BS.

What do we want???!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Every time.

Lemmee owt!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Jail break, in 3.2.1

When not to steal make up

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Read the damn instructions!

Pirate Girl

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Whoever she is, no open toed shoes for her.

I said.........

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

It just wasn't in the cards

I shall not lose an argument

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

works on me every time.

It's aways something!

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Women, never satisfied with what they have, big girls want to be small, small girls want to be big, as for me, as long as there's no more than 2, I'm good with it.

Making a snow baby?

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

got to do it when she's in the mood, most of the time she's frigid

Canada knows its scripture

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

They went from a nine pointed leaf to a seven pointed leaf.

Dressing for cold weather

glennlab comments on Dec 7, 2018:

Just add blankets.

Toddler man

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

bad photo shop, he could never get that many letters in the correct order.

Now More Famous than Rudolph

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I must be the only one that has no idea of the movie y'all keep bringing up.

Has anyone been FWB?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

It can be done if both parties are OK with keeping the boundaries.

The second coming

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

And they're still talking about that fling I had with a little Jewish girl.

Amish mud flaps.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Exploitation at it's finest.

Because xtians are so kind and accepting....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Feel the love?

Dude is not self reflective

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Hope you broke both your fists.

Bills a hound dog but Trump is a giant douchebag in everyway possible

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Bill was the smart son that GHWB never had but adopted later in life. All of his sons were horndogs, but bill was the only one that was genuinely smart.

Bert's such a mess

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

About the only time a man complains about sexual advances is if someone he knows is watching.

Checking it twice

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

When being naughty is nice!

Dark web delivers!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

have you got that link?

Care for what you can

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

one they can actually do something about, the other they can avoid responsibility for by believing.

I can't help it..

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That and the eye flicker

Another good one.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

nada

Just a quick heads up.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

that works well for me.

1960 ???? I was 4 ?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

6

Anyone remember this song?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

The stones have always been one of my favorite bands, it's been at least 30 years since the last time I heard this song, and still remembered most of the words.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout im telling you why....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I'll take what's behind door number 3

Another goodie from Florida Man.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

No mention of how much meth was involved.

At the Office.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's some serious eating skills.

Homer speaks the truth.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Never understood why in a country where the highest paid labor, where nearly every person had attended college was unionized, but the lowest paid workers are non union and talk about the evils of unions just like their bosses told them.

How much money did the brainwashers beg their sheep out of.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

who's going to clean that thing up on Saturday night so it doesn't smell on Sunday? lol

Not all heroes wear capes. [thereisnews.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

First rule of using any drug, don't give it to someone that doesn't know they are getting it. The CIA showed that people that had used drugs before were just as, and sometimes more freaked out when they were given drugs without their knowledge.

Notice the black couple is placed next to the crap. This is why we take a knee. LOL!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Wonder if they have some extra room for 45 down there at A & M.

Trickle down is a lie:

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Old horse and sparrow comparison , if you feed your horse plenty, the sparrow will flourish from the undigested grain that passes through the horse. It ignores the facts that the horse will get inordinately fat, and the sparrow has to eat shit.

We All Do

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's how he can get his parade.

OMG Mom ???

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

It doesn't matter who you are, mothers remember so much shit you wish they would forget.

Hi everyone!! I’m at lunch...eating popcorn because i forgot my lunch....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Take care of yourself, too many "senior moments" and they'll talk behind your back.

Do you ever miss the religious life?

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Not at all, the drama and time demands are all in the past.

Trump magic pt 2!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

same place the pizza goes when you press pizza on the microwave.

Pathetic. Guess what I would do to this "person"? [bbc.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I don't normally recommend long, and intensive therapy with no end in sight, but in this case, locked away from society and intensive psycho-therapy until doctors say he is safe to be released back into society

Morbid as hell!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That's just bad!

Ohhh crap...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

sucking up to him?

Now your talking

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

I'm just going to duck out the backdoor, before the shit hits.

Not what you think

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

thumb job!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Slap him silly, knock combover straight.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I have my ...

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

her arms are too short to get him in the selfie. lol

He will probably stop using it after it is unwrapped!

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

may as well leave it wrapped if you want him to use it.

Cat tree....

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

saves time and no one bitches that you still haven't taken it down.

Belt........

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That expression. lol

PETA meats the sheets.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

Chicken seems OK with whatever is going on. They on the other hand.

True. That's all I can say.

glennlab comments on Dec 6, 2018:

That will teach them the definition of futility.

What was your first phone?

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

found mine.

Are other people in here not accumulating points anymore? Mine haven't moved for three days.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

I think @Cutiebeauty figured it out, the points are accumulating in each area, but the sum function is not working.

December 5, is Krampusnatch. So happy, drinking, chasing, and beating.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Finally a holiday i can get behind.

Little Dummy

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

that would be super colossal dummy with a sponge filling.

They don't approve of our love, but we don't care.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Inter-phylum dating?

That's creepy.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

Santa's a peeper.

My Religion

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

You betcha

@phxbillcee - He's still alive! Just not well and away from keyboard.

glennlab comments on Dec 5, 2018:

You're a good friend, hope he gets better soon.

Rampant silliness!

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I'll take what they're having.

I'm so confused.... Mommy!

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

behind the frozen screen. lol

she does make it sound like a stupid question

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

and sleeping indoors.

your guess is as good as mine

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I really don't want to know what's in those bottles that they paired with the TP now.

Evening Primrose with Dianthus and an ant.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

very good, those are both winter flowers here,(Texas). How about NS?

I've been thinking today, as I quite often do, about applying for jobs teaching English in other ...

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

I had a friend who did that in China, and another in Vanatuu, the China gig lasted 5 years for him, the Vanatuu job lasted for 1 year for my other friend. Both really enjoyed it. I just had another friend leave for Spain last month, she is still trying to get her bearings, but i think she's going to enjoy it once she get her feet wet. If I were younger, I would entertain the idea.

Snuggle buddy ❤️❤️❤️❤️🐁🐁🐁🐁

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

He's looking good.

I have a ton more on the way .

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

that is a groan

Or maybe it should stop here.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

groan

All you fuckers should consider yourselves lucky! lol

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Thanks, that's all i needed.

Oh to be a fly on the wall for that one.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

That could be a hard discussion.

For that fresh minty.... taste

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

What's it do for sharts?

Goen paint the town.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

someone in heat!

On a serious note

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

And people gloss over that fact.

I’m surprised so many people here celebrate Xmas.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Don't have to believe the myths to enjoy the holidays, since early in mankind's history we have celebrated around the winter solstice and both equinoxes to break the monotony of the calendar. Christians simply continued the celebration renaming it and arbitrarily assigning it as a birthday.

I love my coffee, but it makes me.

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Have you tried experimenting with different brands and roasts?

No comment 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

laughed my ass off

Wildlife lover! Oh my!

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Had to laugh

Sunset waterfall, Freestone Park, Gilbert, Arizona

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Beautiful, great reflections.

I love this song so much. Who knew she was Ravi Shankar’s daughter? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

That's the first time I have heard her sing, great voice.

Go ahead Santa

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Looks like dinner to me.

I knew I forgot something

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

got to be a girl thing!!

Mueller's Indictment Song [latenightfeud.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

That was great.

Can't help it

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

good one.

Stay away pooch. Not worth it

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Nah, he's out of her league, He's much more handsome than she deserves.

Not pleasant

glennlab comments on Dec 4, 2018:

Talk about a pain in the ass.

here or Halloween, here won

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

I am severely temped to cut out eyes from my reflective tape and carry them with me in case I find a tree that they will fit.

A sure sign!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

That's because it has been read to them in bits an pieces without the gore and whoring.

But I like been a cuntasaurus !!! @glennlab thank u for the link sir , all 7 mugs arrived and ...

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

looking forward to it

Oh, I done this too many times; sometimes is a personal peace of mind.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Holding on to anger only hurts the angry person, so letting it go is a hell of a lot better than stewing in it. And don't forget, forgiving is not forgetting

In response to the grammar police cruising the neighborhood. A small effort to help them out.

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

and who the fuck died and made you fucking language god?

😂😂😂😂🤣 luv it!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Has anyone else noticed that ever since an AP photographer captured what appeared to be a shit stain on his white golf pants, photographers have been banned from his courses and he doesn't wear white anymore?

I know who's a Good Boy!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

Did he eat the two barbies with it?

Do they really

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

some people really need a life proof reader.

And don't do it again!

glennlab comments on Dec 3, 2018:

You sure those were thumbs?