Time For Him To Go

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

To prison!

When You're Finished Go Rake California

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

and pick up Miguel, and Jose on your way.

One of my nephews' wives posted this.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

The shower thing

Breaking news...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

If he's protesting consumerism as it applies to excessive materialism, good on him. Any other reason WTF?

Well now, this is probably in bad taste, but it cracks me up!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

You go girl!

Go to the manger!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I should have seen that one coming.

Ever try a Turducken?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Well if you count 1 straight, I bi, and 1 lesbian, then yeah.

Happy Turkeyday

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Way too good looking.

Oh my LAWD I jinxed myself when I said my Thanksgiving nightmare at work was horrible.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Sending chocolate, nap will have to wait.

sometimes foliage can rival flowers ... or almost :-)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

color and texture really can make a shot. well done.

Spending the day with family on the mountain.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

great shots love the leaf mosaic.

It's important to be as realistic as possible when planning future workout routines

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

My wine has screw caps.

Happy holidays.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

I'm reflecting a Christmas.

I guess she did.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

And she tells you about being a Vegan at the engagement party

Who has not had supper yet ?

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

out of the mouths of babes.

Some fun things for your Satureday enjoyment.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Drunk one was great.

I do believe I am the luckiest human in the world! Ok so they are passed out couch hogs.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Love the first one

There is a reason I know how to rotate the screen on my laptop with ctrl keys.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That and in my case fat fingers.

Just some random info from one twistoid to 1074 others......

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

And almost every neck you have kissed has had a pussy wrapped around it.

The best kind of gifts aren’t wrapped in paper!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Nailed it!

That time of year for hot-tubbing! (Redneck style)

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

add carrots, potatoes, and onions.

A few more shots from my friend's party last night

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

great colors

CATS can be sooo ruthless...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

They're just low on blinker fluid and saving it for their next inspection.

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the ...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

that got a laugh

I laughed so hard at this!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Still laughing.

Stwangers....

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

got me!

I'm such a Trump fan I designed a presidential action figure for him! I think I nailed his likeness,...

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

well done, hands are too big though.

Toning it down a notch... well maybe half a notch

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

long way for a punch line, but well played.

Trump finally went to the doctor and other pictures.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Now we know why he was afraid to fly in the rain. lol

I think I'd like to take Trump here, and force him to read this.

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

That assumes he can read. He sure as shit can't spell.

Mmmm gravy!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Trump is Satin, smooth. My hearing isn't as good as it used to be.

Turnaround is fair play!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

turnabout is fair play

Butt crack camouflage!

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Big ass bra.

Another one. I liked it so much I just had to:

glennlab comments on Nov 24, 2018:

When someone tells you to stay the fuck out of THEIR house, listen.

The world laughs at us and also suffers under Dump’s presidency.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

If there is a hell may he burn forever.

I’m so disappointed in myself.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

You did learn, you can't live in a bubble, you need to know when to get out, and you did. well played.

What is the value of life, the value of morality, the value of science, the value of responsibility,...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I don't need a god to tell me not to be a dick, if you need one to tell you that, then by all means get one for yourself, but I am a moral person not out of fear, but out of desire to do the right thing.

What is the most dishonest profession?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Right now POTUS or Senate majority leader.

I just found out that my brother, who was in hospice care, died last night.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Sorry for your loss, it is harder to lose someone that you are really close to than some blood family members.

I cannot unsee this. 😂

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Table saws and T-rex didn't exist art the same time. So Jurassic Park must be real.

Forty five

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

something seems wrong with the last one.

Black Friday fun

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

not me, I never shop on Black Friday, so i won't look like that.

News worthy

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Take that shit out of your mouth.

English is so much fun!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

NOOooooooo.

How can they tell???

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Those would be plumber bees?

At the very least...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

But they did in the gnostic bible. What about the book of Ruth in the old testament ? they are not getting off that easy.

Did someone say "supersize" in Spanish?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

That'll clean you out and mental issues will be the least of your problems.

So far, these are the most blocked/hidden groups.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I am a member of 5 of those groups, I'm only a regular contributor in 1, 2 I have never visited and probably never will, I am also an adult and don't need someone else to censor things for me. If something offends you, move on and don't go back, that is the adult thing to do. Too many people overreact before they have really evaluated what it is they are really agitated about . Leave it as it is.

If my algebra teacher had explained it like this, I may not have hated graphing those stupid ...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Just have to find the right medium.(sic)

Later is always better.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

All this truth coming out today.

If Men Could Get Pregnant.......

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

You know it.

That'll do it.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

been there, done that

Let's Read Something Else

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

never read the book to the kid before you have read it yourself.

It appears to be working. Why, I don't know.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

But that one dude is getting through, butt cheek clinch

POS and his POS Sidekick

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

You know that the guy who believes that god told him he would be president will throw the cheeto under the bus if he is given a chance. Loyalty begets loyalty, treachery also begets treachery

She can move anywhere....

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

snuck by Trump's ass didn't she?

Not Trump focused but still some good satire. [outabouter.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

good catch

That would curl your toes and hair for sure

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

talk about a tingly feeling on the button.

Had to post it.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Take that nasty thing out of your mouth, it may kill you.

My last breakfast here in Colorado at Snooze with these two guys!! Had a great trip!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

good travels

On a Scale of Cat, How Are You Feeling Today?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

3, I finally got all the crap out of my roommates old room and discovered all the work I've got to do to now that I can see the floor and walls again.

Gotta look at that.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

kind of like the dead rising again, every payday.

Have you heard about our Lord and Savior?

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Notice no one is using updated photos. Would you be willing to update it?

I think I need that sticker.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Got to get that one.

God must not love him.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

The begins of self love, and lots of lotion use.

It sure does

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

sometimes "looks like" is real

Puntastic...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Very punny

3 stages of life.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I'll take what is behind door number 2.

This timelapse video of a launch seen from space is utterly cool!! [youtu.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I have to admit I have watched too many fireworks show, as spectacular as it was and as many things as there were to see and evaluate, I was still waiting for the ahhhhh moment, but like with all things real, the ahhhh moment comes in understanding what you have seen, not just seeing it.

A little Larsen for Thanksgiving - have a good one however you spend it!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

HaPPY tURKEY DAY

Isn't that how atheists do Christmas trees? You can prove me wrong!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Just because I don't believe in their god, doesn't mean I can celebrate their fun holidays, after all they stole them from previous religions that they now mock.

Slip of the tongue...

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I laughed way too hard, good one.

Bungeezus!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Jump, you're not nailed down!!

What every Christian should ask themselves.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Fuck that. I'd be stoned before breakfast, and not in the good way.

I SURVIVED!!!! the worst shift ever lol.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Glad you made it

Now that's a Big Bird! Happy Thanksgiving!

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

I should not drink and look at memes

Men don't have to worry about this.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

Check with you local police whether a kitty keychain is legal in Wa. There is conflicting advice on the internet, the local or state police would be able to give you the best advice, if they are legal there, they cost less than $10.

Thoughts and spears.

glennlab comments on Nov 23, 2018:

too soon. Oh hell, it's never too soon to make fun of winner of the Darwin Award, Post Mortem Division.

Trump is thankful for himself. [cnn.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I would call him a retarded fucktard, but that would be disrespecting the retarded fucktards

How we deal with the cold in Florida!

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Texans don't break out the parkas until 50 degrees, pussies. lol

Men will be men, even little men :-)

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

When they are still nursing, even men need to wear a shirt if they are hungry. Bruised nipples are a real thing.

I'm almost certain there's an ordinance against this....

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

They have everything at whole foods, apparently.

You have to agree that it is a catchy headline. [thescinewsreporter.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

This story even avoids the previous one that said Uranus was expelling gas daily through an opening in it's upper atmosphere that opens and closes.

Sibling present wrapping.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

My sister wouldn't talk to me for 10 years if I did that, so it's an idea worth exploring.

Sound like anyone you know? [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

Don't know which one is worse, the bird or the drunk.

I'm shopping for an ice cream maker, I got to the customer questions & answers and I couldn't stop ...

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I prefer to bathe it in the light of the full moon, then douse it with the blood of a virgin. while repeating the lords prayer in reverse.

Cougar sightings.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

lol

Happy thanksgiving [newsthump.com]

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

same here

my Ratato had a tumor removed from each side.

glennlab comments on Nov 22, 2018:

I wish him a speedy recovery.

Time for dessert!

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Be there in 10

Ride him Santa!

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

reverse cowsanta.

He does it on his own just fine

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

No need to disguise it he is a fool.

Squint your eyes.

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

that wasn't nice. Consider it stolen

Anybody cooking tonight?

glennlab comments on Nov 21, 2018:

Doing the turkey and gravy tonight, made shrimp and shrimp cocktail. going to do the sweet potatoes tomorrow then go over to my ex's house for dinner with my son and his girlfriend.

Killjoys!

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Let's bring the XXX back to Xmas.

This Explains So Much

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

Let's get instant replay for wrestling , if any sport needs it's officials second guessed it's them.

Thanksgiving memories.

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

That's funny.

From @sassygirl3869 in the singles group:

glennlab comments on Nov 20, 2018:

I don't get angry anymore, revenge is so much more refreshing.

Birdhouse...

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

cathouse!! but no red light.

As troops return home from the border, let's not forget Bowling Green.

glennlab comments on Nov 19, 2018:

It's bad that so many things have happened in the last 2 fucking years that we have almost become numb to the lies.