Next year my suggestion would be hot pink trees with zebra skin tree skirts.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

#2, because it has some legitimate function.

Jack in the box.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Cats and boxes, with all these posts, you'd think it was gift giving season.

Who'd a thunk?

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

going to get some big leaves!

Was trying finish my dress today that I'm making.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

He knew you wanted a pic, so it's the backside.

My cat loves me because .

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

I never play those games because I can't type for shit on my phone, and my cats only see me as the chief food gatherer. lol

[agnostic.

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

there should be three with identical bios.

Clueless ??

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

Well at least she should have an easy delivery.

Ok. Bad taste encouraged lol

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

and she is cutting into nap time.

"In a cocoon there is no idea of light at all, until we experience some longing for openness"

glennlab comments on Nov 28, 2018:

and for the better

I just got home from my first second date in over two years. Nice to break that dry spell.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Congrats, hope it went well.

The handyman wants $500 to do odd jobs like hanging two curtain rods, attaching a 12-outlet strip to...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Those are all pretty basic fixes, best of luck.

My socks are frisky.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Where did you get those?

Times have changed.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

remember when the joke about the reason the data guys couldn't get dates was they all had floppy disks.

First her brother, now Chewie???

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

They seem to have gotten carried away.

Progress...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Even more fun if there's s squirrel in the tree.

Focus, focus...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Run you moron!

Someone's been very, very bad...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Now that's a crappy Christmas present

This is Cyanide & Happiness, all right!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That'll work, not the right way, but result are results.

I wanna meet her...(LOL)

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Peggy.

You think you got it bad...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Someone is going to get the stuffing beat out of him

Life of an introvert

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

approaching is one thing, getting away after you've invaded my space, whole different ballgame.

It has arrived! Not that I can wear this in the flyspeck town where I live, but here I am in the ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Wear it with pride. I wore mine out bar hopping the first night I got it. I live in a major metro area.

Does anyone else have a cat that just purrs and chirps when they see you?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

My ferals let me pet them when they eat, 3 will let me hold them, but none purr.

Does anyone else have a cat that just purrs and chirps when they see you?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

looks content, purrfect.

Am I evil for liking to make hyper-religious people squirm?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I always just tell them that the only person that can chose is Bi, so if they believe it is a choice they are professing that they are bi, changes them to defensive.

TaylorBoyd5017 meets all the usual criteria

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

That is like the 3rd profile with the same BS on it, today.

Just to antagonize my Haters, My Blockers, and all of those who rail about my shameless promotion of...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

It was great.

Thanks to @UrsiMajor...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

literally lol ed

Ladies night... with Jake, from state farm.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

You would, wouldn't you?

His nose it beaming

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

kiss him on the nose.

London Grammar Wicked Game [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Haunting voice, nice.

Idiot Xstian pastor gets bitten by rattlesnake because he thought Dog would protect him even though ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Really mixed feelings, it is really cruel to the animals and children, but the adults, fuckem, they can challenge for a Darwin Award.

Rethuglicans Have Health Care

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Mitch McTurtle and the others have convinced me in the benefits of term limits.

Should Have No Say of My Crimes

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I'd say what a dick, but at least a dick has a function.

I have to agree with this:

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

And an asshole's idea of a hemorrhoid

My apologies.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I hate when I'm late to the party, and the fun is already over.

Hi.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

welcome, you will find community here, you might find a love interest, but you should find friends. Comment, post, join in. There are groups here that make it easier to find other people with similar interests. If you find a group distasteful, I would suggest not staying in that group. As long as you can disagree without being disagreeable most people will engage.

My names Ricky, im 39 yo and live near Dallas, Tx.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Welcome, I'm down in Oak Cliff.

How does mum know?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

If she can do an onion, She isn't using, she's selling.

Coming over here, taking our women

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

acres and acres of whatever you want

Hearing aid required

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Never seen a gray one before.

True story

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I've always said, the only people that sexuality is a choice is if you're Bi, otherwise, you're hard wired.

Santa and His Cookies

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

It's going to be rougher this year with CA added.

You make me very angry.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Where's Daffy?

Hola! from Mexico.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Nice escape from the howling winter.

You're woken up in the middle of the night by burglars in your home.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Bullshit question, almost 90% of burglaries occur with no one home. Someone comes into your home while you are asleep, they have a huge advantage and use of a weapon by you will most likely end up in your death, not theirs. People that are willing to invade a home with people in it are much more desperate and dangerous than most people will realize.

My once thriving Gardenia is not thriving so much right now. Any suggestions or advice?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I see what appears to be some moisture stress on the leaf tips, How old is it, how long has it been in that pot, what is it's feeding schedule and how long ago did the leaves begin forming at the base of the stems? It still looks savable, but you have to determine whether it is going to be worth the effort. Oh and how long ago did the decline begin, it could be light related also.

Having Jalapeño Popper dip and Fritos right before bed last night wasn’t my best life choice ...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Always have ice cream with really hot food, that way in the morning you can say, "Come on ice cream" lol

These last 5,000 points is a long stretch!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

go

Ok fellow cat parents can anyone help me.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

I have had good luck with diatomaceous earth, use food grade, it will not harm the cat, but it will get rid of the fleas. It will take several treatments because the eggs continue to hatch, so treat the cat once a week. Any feed store should have it, or you can order off amazon for significantly more. It is used on farm animals for organic flea and mite control. Don't worry about her licking it off her fur, it is also used internally for worm and parasite control.

Last night I stayed in a hotel by my work cause it was just solid ice outside.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Loyalty, got to love it.

Her Sophie-ness Laying claim to the poetry book and perhaps over thinking things.

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Balls on a table, and a cat. Has to be staged/. lol

Grumpy cat here, you want something dead?

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Good Kitty.

Many will appreciate this logic,...you're welcome!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

we eat the nut at the center of the fruit or the seeds, don't know where I'm going with this logic, but roasted cocoa seeds are a great snack, lots of healthy fat.

Never research...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Never trust someone's opinion without checking it out.

That monitor is gonna light up!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

with enough valium, you can do it.

Intermission...(only her painter knows for sure)

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Paint or photo shop, can't tell.

Never give ...zzzzzzz

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Nap time.

To all braving the wilderness, a guide...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Not if you don't go in the woods, unless it's a polar bear.

They've already conquered the Kanyeans!

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

How ass a nine is that?

Anybody hungry???

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Better left in the hands of professionals.

For all my friends back East...

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Glad it's not me.

:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Bad, but OK.

__________________

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Not enough arrows, need to stop that shit.

??????????

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

You need to get out more.

No words needed

glennlab comments on Nov 27, 2018:

Those damned trees again with a horror show to match

Men, this isn't really anything deviant, but I'm wondering how many men love it when a woman ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If it's someone that I'm attracted to, it's great, otherwise, it can get awkward.

homophobia is real

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

For once a church sign that doesn't say what they intended.

Some Trump memes to share. Enjoy!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

great set

Pretty nuts is right!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I think they found one,

Buyer beware! littleperson

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Just be glad it wasn't a 65 inch one.

What's in a name?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You forgot Satin.

Fake Caravan Threat

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Be afraid, be very afraid, while I rob you blind.

Showing Up High

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

There's another way to deal with relatives?

Lisa's Husband?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Girl knows her shit.

She's Batshit Crazy

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If she had a brain, she'd take it out and play with it.

Caveman and Stone Age

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

and continued unabated for 12000 years until the early 1900s

Melania's x-mas

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Damn that was quick, the picture was just released this morning.

The Only Wall America Needs

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

They don't teach religion in my schools anD I won't teach science in their churches.

Found this!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Guy tries to use "mypulloutgame" as a password and his 8 kids ask him why he's crying when it comes back "password weak"

How ugly did you say?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That's as bad as when she asks to do it doggy style so she can watch late night, and you put the popcorn on her back.

A little early Xmas funny

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

They just have to be for older people. I know several that would want one in their stocking or where the stocking meet,

You will not believe what just happened! I pulled in I noticed the police watching a woman who was ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Another reason we need the groan button.

trump's pure unadulterated insanity is National Security Issue! Trump Thinks His Own ...

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Execution is going to be too humane for this POS

Not done with Halloween yet? ?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

If we ever get snow again, i might try that one.

Does age really matter in a relationship?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I have had relationships with people as much as 35 years older and 35 years younger, so I would have to say age is not a determining factor for me as much as compatibility .

My back yard this morning- My back yard abuts a woods, which is why I get all the deer in my yard.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

I looked, after shivering and admiring it, my first thought was wet heavy snow. Don't miss it at all, but very pretty from afar.

I need these socks. Just ask my family.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Surely you jest.

That's the way it is.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

The difference is not great enough.

Just because I like it.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Heels on a grate, I can't suspend disbelief that much.

Who needs 'em?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You do when you have to take a leak.

He has a good point.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Groovy !!

Coming out of the closet

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

She's going to get a really good present. If she hasn't already.

My sentiments summed up by Maxine.. She nailed it.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

No tree, no socks, but we have candy and wine.

Look what I have found!!!! I also got a Field Guide to Mushrooms couple days ago.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

That is huge and beautiful

Feel the holiday spirit!

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

You got that down pat.

Knock knock ☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Used to have that neighbor.

Coming soon to a kitchen near you,

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

One of the wonderful things about losing my roommate, as soon as one cup of coffee had brewed he would take it, making the rest of the pot weaker. I have been able to cut back on the amount of coffee and the whole pot tastes the same. I've also been able to improve the coffee that I buy since I'm the only one drinking it.

Black Monday?

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Don't need but one.

I hate when that hapens.

glennlab comments on Nov 26, 2018:

Yep.