Bet you can guess what communion is!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

All hail to the sow belly.

How Many Deaths is Trump Responsible For?

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Not enough blood, unless it's one drop for each death.

Wrong answers only!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Sound of Music

State of Desperation -Trumpsylvania

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

too funny

I managed to allow two of the three dogs that I'm presently dog-sitting to get skunked last night.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

For their sake, be glad it wasn't a porcupine

Donald and Muslims.........Ha ha ha !

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

damned funny.

Oooohhhhmmmmmm....

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Got to try that.

No liking until you see it.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

check out the shadow if you can't see it.

Legalize now, lol!!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Better get several more pounds,

Yassssssssss!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I'm down with that.

I was going to post this at 4:20 but I got distracted...

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Hey, it's not 4:20 here yet, hustle on over.

I guess I'll die...

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I hate when they give you unrealistic instructions.

There's an album to check out!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

I'll pass

True.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Over 6 billion and counting.

That's for sure!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Hostage situation you may get rescued from.

What else would I think?

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Well, are you?

Just stopped by to see about some insurance.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

ought to be an easy claim to file.

One of my favorites.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

The church is supposed to be the one that burns, you're doing it backwards.

Poverty sucks

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Someone once said that if shit ever becomes valuable, poor people will be born without assholes.

I love the members!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

way too perky to be real at that size, but WTF

nice angle on it

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Had to look at it 3 times to get it right

So that's where she keeps her phone!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Has it on vibrate, then asks everyone to call her,

This made me laugh wayy to much

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

followed her last wish to the letter.

Nancy Drew Mystery - Orange Moron

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

We may never know.

Not very well thought out....

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Marketing people need to get out more.

Poor poor Pan

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

although it could include him

Probably not now you put it like that

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Way to spoil the mood.

The dangers of living in the bibble belt...

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Ralphie needs a friend to watch his back.

Serve 'em up....

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Go for the tender ones first, they're slower.

skirts or nothing at all

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Birthday suit.

Ray had a great laugh in this movie

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

and practice symbolic cannibalism

I took an hour for myself today.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Do you know what the purple flowers are?

My grandchildren...

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

how'd you get the one in the chair to sit still for 2 photos?

Trump - stoking the fire of hate, invoking irrational fears, dividing the country.

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

#3 is really hitting home.

Republicans For Beto in Texas

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Latest numbers, a 508% increase in 18-29 yo early voting in Texas, we are at better early numbers than 2016 overall, terrified Ted is campaigning in super red areas to get out his base in response. The Republicans are already filing lawsuits to stop vote counting. They are scared in deep red Texas.

Bullshit Scale

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

100% the same

True that!

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

They are living proof that there are some jobs so disgusting no American wants to do them.

What was your first car? Mine was an Austin, semi automatic

glennlab comments on Nov 2, 2018:

65 Chevy Biscayne

Well bless his heart, isn't he so Special. ;)

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

You got that down pretty well.

Ron, could this be why you're so tired in the mornings?

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

He's in trouble, that thing doesn't shut off until it has 12 gallons

I screen shot this. I need to read this every day.

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Another favorite of mine is...I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I too much to offer.

I screen shot this. I need to read this every day.

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

and don't ever forget it.

I'm fucking lonely

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

You need to answer the profile questions, fill out a bio and be aware that you as a practicing Christian that this is a site for Agnostics, Atheist, and other non believers.

Please everyone am I welcome here?

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

I would say we don't know enough about you, to venture any opinion. Fill out a little bio, answer the profile questions, then dive in, this is a fun and accepting community. However since you are a practicing Christian, you should be very aware this is a site for Agnostics, Atheists, and other non-believers.

Men, this isn't really anything deviant, but I'm wondering how many men love it when a woman ...

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

It's nice not to have to be the one that initiates.

Happy thought for the morning ... Men like to be hunted. Hear me out, okay?

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Morning sex and pancakes.

What is love...

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Don't hurt me!

Good to know

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

You've got hands, don't you?

Damned holidays

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Burn her at the stake.

I made Thor into scooby-do today. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Future Pic

I’ve been lied too

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

No One is going to give you their edibles, they bitch about $12 for a 5 pound sack of candy, so no $20 munchies for munchkins.

I made Thor into scooby-do today. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

That is a nice looking pup.

Spending five months in Zuni Pueblo, New Mexico graced me with nature in all of her moods.

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Love the reds

Edible Intermission...

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Breakfast!?

For Eric...

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

what a crock.

All a matter of outlook...

glennlab comments on Nov 1, 2018:

Wednesday rocks.

You know you're old when...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

same here

Just a heads up

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

what can I say, you still rock it.

I made Thor into scooby-do today. ?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

small puppy...not.

My girls are far from princesses.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

good costumes.

Is that a standard feature or an optional extra?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

always wondered how they stayed on

The real Halloween pumpkin house in W.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Day um

My effort this year

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Why not, I've noticed several people painting their pumpkins

Happy halloween from Louisiana!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

That is way to close to the truth from my childhood.

Since you put it that way.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Both get carved.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

at least she didn't get rear ended.

Normies, party-poopers, fundies, dweebs,...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

no funnicks

Just go as "yourselves"...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

damn that's rough

Like I'm supposed to know...or, care?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

use peanut shells for confettii

Intermission!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

take me, but with my luck, no genitals.

Road trip!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

as long as it's Halloween, nothing any other time, oh the horror

The horror, the horror...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Not at my house, Halloween isn't over until bedtime.

Too bad, would have made a great Halloween couple!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

that one is golden

When a close friend or family member is "asking for prayers" and you want to wish them well what ...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I just say I wish you the best or I am with you in spirit. They normally meant no harm, so I won't tell them how I really feel, just like I won't stand on their oxygen line.

How Did Two Mothers Both Carry the Same ? [livescience.]

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I think the doctor said it best,"it's a neat trick" while it may be a better choice for a single woman, to have 2 or more involved is really just an ego thing.

I want to go to there!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

the thumbnail looked like something disgusting, but I'm with you.

...???......

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I think they know what they meant! lol

Got a laugh out of this.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

it'll toughen them up to carry your casket.

Well, that's different.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Why do you feel like you need a shower after washing your hands?

Japanese witch!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Interesting that they would make the cat a witch. Though I have had a few that would fit the bill.

Spewing more pollution.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

first time I ever say gray shit.

For all you necrophiliacs out there, I won 1st prize for my “Sexy Ghost” costume! ?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Congrats

Now THIS is scary!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

death to the heretics that would do this.

I wonder just how much it costs for tRump to go to all these campaign rallies and why us taxpayers ...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Way, way too much. $50,000 an hour to fly AF1 alone.

The Violence of Nature!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

don't steal from the finch

Not really Halloween, but it's funny!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

True sadist

"I was born this way..."

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Sorta goes with MM's earlier post!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I can't define porn, but I do know when someone is watching it.

How would you know...?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

gave a friend a ride to work, she said she would do her Halloween makeup at work, I said I thought she already had it on. apparently that wasn't the response she wanted.

When your Tinder date shows up.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

who would use Adam Sandler as their profile pic?

Spammin pumpkins

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

not on my plate you don't

Candy or Poison?

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

better than Ipecac

Happy fuckin Halloween Heathens!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Banging the bones

Don't ask me stupid fucking questions.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I'm going to take that personally, if stupid didn't want to fuck, she should have said something.

I'm hoping that's in the men's room

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You seem to be having an oral fixation today.

For all my Texas friends

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

a little backwards head?

Got to love those facial expressions

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I'm guessing the one on the right gets it more often.

???????

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

I want some of that NEW ice. lol

Somebody parked their drunk girl.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Eyes were bigger than her hoochie. Next time try a smaller pole

Interesting...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

different position?