Little Trump hands

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Women almost always understate the #, men almost always inflate the number,

Quite a resemblance

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Always knew that kid would amount to no good.

Spell check?

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

No Italians allowed.

That's not gonna happen.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Will I live longer? No, but it sure as hell will seem so.

What's the point?

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I drink it for the caffeine , decaf is just silly.

I can't believe it's not...

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

neither works as well though.

Still makes me laugh.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

and it's Hitchcock time.

It's starting to get cold here. Grandma made Harkness a snood.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

he's not trying to rip it off, so that's good.

Hi folks.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I've found the best way to explore the site is to follow people that you have something in common with(humor, pets, status, hobbies, you get the idea) I would then flesh out your bio and answer more of the profile questions. Read FULL profiles and answers to profile questions before you contact other members. You don't have to reinvent the wheel to learn the site, there will be problems, don't let it get you frustrated. Dive in, the water is fine.

Trump on gun violence.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I think you put too much effort into the first 2, only the third applies to him and gun victims.

Did you fart? Did I fart? Or the art of fart at UF ????

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

would not follow to closely behind that car.

Send her to the white house

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

once she got all the dirt out, there would be nothing left.

He'll pee in someone's shoes

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

there is going to be a big mess to clean up

Haven't done AP in a while...

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

ranked in order of offense Republican, Christianity.

Happy Sunday!

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Almost all of these sign fuck ups are intentional. The idea is to get people talking about it, then them. Churches are urged to push the limits to draw attention to themselves. It worked, we who are not even interested in what they are selling are talking about their ad.

Someone's over-excited.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

got to love the enthusiasm

Possums come with a lot of baggage. Our lives are however, mercifully short.

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

The older you get, the more baggage it is acceptable to have, at 20 you avoid people with more than will fit in a carry on. At 60, as long as all of it will fit on 1 747, you're good.

Never Forget! To all of you, active duty & veterans...

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

thank you

Karma is such a righteous bitch!

glennlab comments on Nov 11, 2018:

he just needs to suck it up and admit defeat.

I would seriously shit.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

another reason not to wear condoms lol

Im sure there is a certain someone that needs one or all of these mugs on your gift list.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I had not heard the term twatwaffle until a few weeks ago, not it seems to be everywhere.

Who remembers Classics Illustrated?

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

saved me a couple of times when they were out of cliff notes. Since the covered the story differently than cliff notes, the teachers weren't as aware of their errors.

Not about the photos but the craft work! Hershey, PA. The man was busy!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

talk about detail work

Today's hiking trip 7-12/?

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

nice hike

From the garden...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

nice spring arrangement.

I turned down a guy for a date late last night at the market.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I had a roommate that didn't drive, and was next to worthless if you took him along shopping. All he wanted was junk food. Prepackage crap, and not even the name brand crap, but the stuff that will be safe in a nuclear war shelter. I hated buying it, but I did and I cooked the good stuff for me. After he died, I felt guilty giving the stuff to the homeless since I knew it was really unhealthy, but I wasn't going to throw it out. Honey buns, little debbies, frosted pop tarts and package danish all down to the freeway to the homeless.

Im sure there is a certain someone that needs one or all of these mugs on your gift list.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps-keywords=coffe+mugs+cuntasaurus

They must have a different word for that in Nova Scotia

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Jewish penis wine?

The California wild fires are direct effects of climate change and a seven year drought.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Please stay safe.

It's magic!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Cat magic .

Yep, pretty much me when I get home from being up north for the summer.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

What is this cleaning house of which you speak?

Organizational chart...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

fetching group photo.

If there were guardian angels...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

That's just when I'm getting up and haven't done anything yet.

A prospective atheist...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Never trust a man that wears dresses, unless they look fabulous in them.

Kitler.....

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

That cat has a pet pig.

Don't ever tell them....

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

the mind sees what it wants to see

Funny huh?

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

very punny

Scissors..

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

you got that right

About right:

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

That is how I tell myself the feral cats left.

Symphony.....

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Looks like they finished the fifth.

Squirrels and their nuts!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

well she got what she asked for.

Kay...lookie lookie.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

good ones

This compilation is amazingly funny! (Watch 'til the end, because the cat in the leaves at the end ...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Hilarious.

the real Donald...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

too funny, but his mushroom is too big.

A Fancy Dancy Dog!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

No one that asks a question, then says be honest, really means it.

[yahoo.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

He's afraid to get wet, someone should tell him that shit doesn't melt in the rain.

Skeeter checking out the snow.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

What is that white stuff? He appears to be on the right side of the barrier.

I Found a Group for Pot Smoking Atheists Who Love Cats and Sci-Fi -For Your Info Only

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Is that REALLY a group?

Cats Who Like Heavy Metal

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Black metal, Doom metal are neat, but not my choice in music.

Cat Logic

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

and shaking and fluffing the food makes it take better.

In honor of GermanGirl's Good Morning posts:

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

My kind of scrip.

I think V-8 considers it a smoothie!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Tomatoes a veggie by act of congress and the courts.

Oh yes, the good old days, rockin on a Saturday night.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

My senior year in high School, gas was around a quarter a gallon, smokes were 45 cents, boonesfarm was $1-$2, hell a gallon of Bali Hai was $3.50. But minimum wage was $1.60 an hour.

Heavy lifting.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I bet you would lol

Fear Mongerer

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Damn what happened to the supposed invasion force from south of the border. You remember, the one that was so imminent that we had to perform logistical magic to outnumber them 5 to 1 to ensure that they didn't show up to apply for asylum .

House Midterms

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

First liar doesn't stand a chance.

Know Your Dicks

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

That jet engine sound is just Nixon turning over in his grave.

Gracious Leader and POS Spokeswomen

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

List is too long to complete in a 30 second sound bite

Notorious RBG in the hizzouse!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Her love of the rule of law and the republic are strong.

Kellyanne Conway End of Trump's Term

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I'm not one to normally dish on a woman's looks, but if you have the personality of the north end of a south bound mule, all is fair game.

Kellyanne Conway End of Trump's Term

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Kellyanne already looks way worse than that, and Bette had to have makeup to look that bad.

Bye Bye Keebler Elf

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

right move, for all the wrong reasons. He was just as vile going out as he was during his tenure both as AG and a Senator. his last official act was gutting consent decrees in civil rights cases against government entities.

Samurai Cats

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Any relation to Nashville cats?

I'm Not Gay

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

I couldn't feel empathy for little Jeffy, if I found out he was the victim of a gang rape, by horses.

So, this is my oldest grandson at two weeks of age being humiliated by his mother.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

In my case it was the parents that subjected the baby to weird stuff, it was my mother that would play dress-up with my son, she knew how we felt, and didn't show us the pictures for several years. After she died, we found tons of other pictures she took of him, so she was just letting us know a little of what she had done.

We are going back to the moon !!! Why you might ask... well... [planetary.org]

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Working together works for everyone.

Oh yes, the good old days, rockin on a Saturday night.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

and you made less than $100 week.

Feeling the breeze on the.. knee.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

that would itch, except for one leg and one arm.

For the ones that slipped away.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

snake skins in the park?

You can fool the fitbit but not the waistline

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Mine committed suicide from lack of input

Slow and easy.....Like your mom

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Sounds like sound advise to me, better than wrapped around a tree.

Currently at JC Penney. How to stand out in a crowd.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Does it come with barf bags?

Poor Ian...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

You never know what you are going to find in those.

First on the scene...

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Talk about make work projects.

Poo lit a call

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Too diverse to comment, each pisses me off in a different way.

Mr Jones is Jonesing

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Guy once told me that when he was in county lockup, he would take little chunks of soap and place them in simi hidden spots then sit back and watch the fun.

Times change.

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

2018 is m ore toxic.

I am feeling a bit off after this chilli

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Gonna fill you up, gonna clean you out...

Which one brings back your memories? Mine is 3 and 4 ?

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

2, though there were a lot of 3 & 4 s in some of the newer homes.

You speak English?

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

My family has been in the area now the US for over 300 years. my grandfather did not speak English until middle age, my father's first language was French, there are literally millions of US citizens whose first language is not English. Before you start criticizing their English learn to write/speak it yourself.

Party pooper

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Role play, hell, I would be happy if they just acted interested in what we were doing.

Im well acquainted

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

Don't you just hate that sense of dread as you know it is going to happen?

For the pubescent boy who has everything

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

why? did his last one get pregnant?

Just honoring my Brothers and Sisters!

glennlab comments on Nov 10, 2018:

6 years active AF, 2 years Texas -ANG, 1 tour SE Asia B-52 & KC 135 outfit.

Salad and beer go together, right?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I've never understood why people try to tell others that they can't eat something. If you like it, that is all that matters, it is your body it is going in.

Photos I took on my walk this afternoon, this is where I'm living now. ?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

nice

Rum and coke! 40 years and to this DAY, I won't drink that, lol.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Jack Daniels, August 1972, I still have a problem smelling it when I pour for a friend.

Don't you just love tacos?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Heck he just barely got out of the taco, and he's already blaming it.

Wow! I must be a genius!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Me too.

The naughty ones are much more fun!

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Santa is going to have a great time with the cookies in CA.

That'll keep them in line

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

now there is an idea I can get behind

Stupid is as stupid does

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Worst part was she didn't become a virgin in the modern sense until she had been dead over 1600 years.

I guess it's dreadlocks in the wok

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

You knew it was coming.

Confusing?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

my compass is broken, every way is north.

That's how I rate strip clubs.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

I must be getting old, it took several runs at this one to make sense.

Hmmmm.

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

If you can't be yourself and they themselves, resentment will crop up, at least that is my finding.

What is your best definition of being in love?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Love is a lot like the supreme court definition of porn. I may not be able to describe it, but I'll know when I find it. For every person it has a different definition and that is what makes us human.

Relationships are all about give and take, mostly take. lol

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

If he were shivering, it would be more realistic, lol

What's your take on Jim Acosta in the White House yesterday?

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

It is the responsibility to hold politician accountable to the people, it is time for everyone in the press pool to become more aggressive than Acosta, and call Trump out EVERY time he lies or misstates the truth. The press has become a bunch of pussies since trump took over.If he refuses to answer questions, or to answer them honestly, the press should get up and walk out enmass.

Here's an easy one

glennlab comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Done both, and neither if fulfilling.