These "sexy" costumes have got to stop...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Please NO.

Not that I'm complaining...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

All that meat and no sandwich.

Winner of this year's Halloween Float Competition!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Put a plump, juicy one out there.

Happens every Halloween parade...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

zombie or leper?

Too much candy!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

gotta put the snacks out of reach

Din din in a tin tin

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

are you going to eat that or have you already?

That's my costume every year...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

not a bad choice

Here we go...

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

My liver won't handle it.

Interesting DIY project

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

My kind of woman

Om not sure this posted so im sending it out 1 more time.

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

got to kick it in the balls

The lighting at dusk. Happy Halloween!

glennlab comments on Oct 31, 2018:

You are awesome

More front yard fun. Right before dark.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

great job. really love it.

Expect everything!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

get that bitch.

Rock on...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

got the best expression

I made a little spooky house next to my house so I can scare some children. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

really like the medusa head

Passive aggressive level- expert

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

do not go to bed, and don't complain about shit.

Oh no.......

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

great idea just in time for halloween.

How do you tie your shoes? ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

makes you fun to sneak up on.

President Bone Spurs

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

but which side was he on?

Kitties make everything better

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

fuck the sack of shit, go straight to the kitties

Look out kids!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Amy's going to get you.

Just doing some shopping for the kids.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

looks like a meal (worms)

Really??!!??

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

got to watch the small print.

Lost boys

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

nice costume

By Jove, she's right.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

or Wednesday is Halloween.

Anyone else relate to this?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

now that you mention it.

It's the po po

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Hear you loud and clear, no blue or red flashing lights .

AdultingProblems

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If you don't grow up by 60, you don't have to.

True that!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

never understood the attraction to bottled water.

the only way to drink coffee

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

I like my hot bean juice.

AthiestCats

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

he looks pissed.

Who chewed on these nasty ass things for Halloween as a kid.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Oh hell yes, it's amazing we are all still alive.

Happy Halloween!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

fantastic

The next claim by the current administration that is backed by facts, objective research, and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

can't argue with that.

Look at that big cock!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

mine's bigger

I actually think us men are! What's your opinion?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Men are more overt about it, I have found that some women want to go farther than I am comfortable with.

Staircase at the National Museum of the Philippines, Manila.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

great catch

Get them granny panties off

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

yes sir ree Bob.

Busting her cherry soap dish

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

those look more like apples.

Annabelle where are you

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

NOw

Halloween meme ?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

They only ride at night, she's good.

Prepare your broom ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

sign outside your house?

my golde, who (i have likely mentioned) stopped eating and got very frighteningly skinny and bony, ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

good for you and Goldie.

Good morning Girls and Boys...Enjoy your coffee and happy pre-halloween

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

good work.

Haunted house idea...?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

too scary, you wouldn't know where to run.

Cassette tapes had side A - side B, so isn't only logical that their successor is the CD ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Baaaaad.

So since all the kavano hooplah ive been following all the mainstream outlets going at it with ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Arguing with a Trump supporter is like teaching a pig to sing,not only is it a waste of time, it irritates the pig.

Some Halloween thoughts on the shit-stain that is tRumpy the hate-monger, the clown, the shame and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

nailed it.

Hey is there a hidden message there somewhere

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

love nerdy memes

It's your bacon Kermit!

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

macon bacon

15th century punishment for theft by the church

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

ouch. Was that by or from the church? asking for a friend.

Who is Watching Hocus Pocus?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Once the temps drop below 70 F I start my winter cooking. Roasts, gumbos, chili, and chowders.

Please Feel Free To Post Any Halloween Memes Today.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Boo!

love trumps hate

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Love takes much less energy than hate,

Who Follows a Gluten Free Diet?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

too much emphasis on gluten.

What sort of lady are you? for the gents, what sort of lady do you like?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

all of the above, everything from the tiny little closed clam to the over stuffed Arby's.

Halloween Myths

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

# 3 is just mean

It's almost here ???

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

coming dear!

This morning I'm on the commuter bus and horny AF.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

If all else fails visualize Trump naked.

This morning I'm on the commuter bus and horny AF.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

When you get to work,. take matters into your own hands.

Fall has arrived.

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Nothing wrong with Trump that a good trial wouldn't cure.

another joker

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

but the resemblance is uncanny

How do you order something like this?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

my thoughts and prayers are with you. lol

You woke me for that?

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

As bad as the time I tried to fly United and the flight attendant broke us apart.

Tricks and treats

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

and if you go with your priest, you can have sex too.

Pray with me

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

got my goat with that one

Can't win....

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Totally unfair to satan.

Teacher comparison

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Your vision has matured

She forgot to remove her panties

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

Splinters? ouch.

No need to yell ...

glennlab comments on Oct 30, 2018:

next time remember to bring your own.

What kind of chicken?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I used to buy a product called dried tree fungus, I used it in soups and other dishes but once my ex saw the bag, she wouldn't eat it anymore.

I've been there ?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

cookie?

Get the app!?!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Darwin principle,once removed.

It's the same as looking for my glasses that are sitting on top of my head.

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Senior moment? much?

Get out the vote!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I voted, has anyone else? Has everyone else? Giving rides to the polls this week.

How does a person know what to charge for something they have created?

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Speaking as accountant, first you need to cover the costs of your materials. If you can't sell it for more than that, quit and make something that you can sell for more than the cost of materials. Now you need to look for covering the cost of your labor. Figure out how long it took you to make the item, the difference between the cost of materials and what you can sell it for is what you are making per hour on just that job. when you first start out and before you have a large customer base you amount per hour will be crap. As your customer base increases in size, your prices should go up and your labor renumeration will go up with it. Main rule, sell for what the market will bear, not for what you think it is worth. The larger your market appeal, the more you can ask for a particular item.

I don't know why!?! Only gonna cover it in BBQ sauce anyway!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

What's so bad, the pressure will get all the shit off of it.

Not new, but, still funny! & apropos!

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

beam me up Scottie

Ordered mine already...

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

I'll take two.

One word comes to mind...

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Bitch didn't listen to herself,

Let's do this

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

where are my drugs?

Is that fur real....

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

not in this lifetime.

I have no caption to offer on this gem

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

the amount of money you save will be astronomical. lol

Ancient astronauts???

glennlab comments on Oct 29, 2018:

You get the cone shape when you pour sand over itself, broad base, tiny top, duh. Build with rocks the same way except straight instead of curved.

I found this on Facebook and it made me laugh.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

All of trump's supporters may not be racists, but they sure as hell support racist policies and a racist.

Canada RN....

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Minute man missiles also blow a smoke ring on launch.

Cross merchandising

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

how you gonna eat with your hands tied up?

Never sexually abused anyone

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

give him a minute.

Feel the power of the dark side.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

The farce is strong with this one.

Little bastard

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

mercy killing

Creepy in a Jeep

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

beef on a queef?

Tiny bubbles

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

my response in a meme

You hear what you want to hear.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

i laughed a little too hard

Looking for shared hobbies, maybe not these hobbies.

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

nice kitty

Just then the conversation gets interesting

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

At least she remembered to take her panties down first.

i wish... whoosh...

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

If you had to read the sign to know that, go ahead and sit for the lobodomy

love this guy

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

not by the river, it floods.

Yikes! Walgreens is having a sale!

glennlab comments on Oct 28, 2018:

drugs won't do you any good if you look like that.

Who could resist?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

hell to the no.

Good Friday morning everybody ?

glennlab comments on Oct 26, 2018:

Sucking down my first pot before I launch.