When you put on a bit of weight and that sexy Pink top doesn't look as cute anymore

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

poor puppy, stop with the body shaming.

The right word can make all the difference

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

be verwy quiet, I'm hunting giraffes

Would I appear more attractive with a Six pack?

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

gotcha

I don't always eat steak....

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I had an afgan eat a steak I was thawing out.

Trumpayne.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I don't think either ne is going to enjoy the wedding night, it's going to be shitty.

Puntastic fun

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Trailers for sale or rent 50 cents

Dick the other day and it was a pleasure meeting you and your family are doing well in public

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I got like 15 "h"s

Actually right when you say something about love

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

True, true, so true

Gonna be a surprise.

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

And that is the reason, I won't be the one tied down. My ex shared her fantasy with me and I knew she would.

a little bit of bdsm to solve an argument

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

I've always said, if you're against abortion, don't get one.

How i make friends

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

A dirty mind is a great comfort.

My morning routine

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Got coffee, we can work on that other thing as soon as you get here.

My two were highly offended reading this:

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

Cats are too smart to run TO gunfire.

Trump Gets Mean With Stormy, Stormy Fires Back - The Late Show [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 17, 2018:

President Bestiality, love it.

Now that takes care of that

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I worry about anyone that plans /thinks about doing other stuff in there besides taking a leak or dump.

That's what you call a stud dog

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

what if they say keep him?

Costume on the fly

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

What a dicked up costume.

Daring rescue

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Baaaaaaaad

Snow White isn't happy

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

She should have seen them coming!

Attention drivers

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Darwin effect will solve the problem.

Who has ever made one of these? I did in the early seventies ??

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I never had the patience or the skill (my hand-eye coordination sucks) to even try, not to mention...squirrel.

Daddy Visited by Donnie

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Sorry, the bank is closed.

The Only Alert We Want From Don the Con

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

As much as i want he and Pence gone, They have to wait until Jan 6. Can you say President Ryan?

POS Pence and Drumf

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Girls slumber party, who's the bottom?

Bout right!!!!!!

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Better than if the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

How we feel in Texas

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Anything below 50 is freezing. I firmly believe water becomes solid at that temperature.

If you don't mind being a little bored, here's a story of my latest "adventure" with the Brown ...

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

I only drink coffee from $bucks or other coffee shop when I am traveling. I have my own mix for coffee that most people find a "little" stout. For the price of 1 $bucks, I can make coffee for several days.

911 Dallas police

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

It would be a lot funnier if it wasn't true.

Pocahontas vs. Pinocchio

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Since I shared this on facebook 30 minutes ago, it's had 4 more shares, you struck a nerve with a lot of libs, now they are going to rub it in their friends faces.

when campbell's knows how to troll

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

While the response was actually posted on Campbell's FB page, the response was by a fake account. But it was spot on and they did not attempt to erase it.

Taco Bell it’s like a punch in the gut but from the inside. ?

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Taco Bell, Tex-Mex for the very drunk since 1970.

Bcz it's Tuesday and still no desire to go to work tonight ?

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Work, that's a four letter word. Be strong.

The disturbing art of Stefan Koidl

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Now that is DARK.

Your welcome!

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Not sober, bring back the family farm. Quickly!!

Halloween time for our furry friends. ???

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

tootsie rolls?

Hahaha hahaha

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Good one.

Check list

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

Nick done pissed off god, whoa is him.

& we'd rather see it off you, anyway...

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

had a belt and open on the top and bottom

Creepy costumes from the past.

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

neat

Holy shit I made it to level 7 and seems like yesterday I was just a newbie.

glennlab comments on Oct 16, 2018:

nice boobs, congrats.

Back to DEFCON 5 .. AT&T is back up.... oh yeah !!

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Welcome back to full speed and keyboard.

Who had one of these in their living room?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

yep, but no reel to reel

Damn Samsung!

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

with very tiny hands

That's no Charlotte!

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

well it was March, so probably not a decoration

That's no chopped liver.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

knew he would develop a taste for pork, one way on another.

What a world what a world.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

slip sliding away

AT&T internet and cable are out in Dallas due to their main office here being hit by lightening or ...

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Those of us that have Spectrum are still OK though, hope they get you back up soon.

I love you Daddy!! Do you love me?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

doggie kisses

Ok king, did you order the killing of Khassoghi?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Never underestimate the damage a fool can do.

Too damn true

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

second that

How the straight priest do art

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

open your arms to me.

And we failed!

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

buttload failed that test.

Well. Then there's that.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

All these racist posts lol

Rogues gallery :)

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

3 deaths short of a full house

I'm just glad I never saw my grandma naked...

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

oops??

That is one way to look at it...

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

but I thrive on danger, to a point.

Good news Earthwomen: temperatures are dropping, and so are men's standards.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

You lower your standards until they are met, I've gone from 200 pages to where I am now to final desperation at 2, pulse & female.

A community has the ability to make someone feel welcome.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

welcome, dive in

SO .

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

something to pass along

2 of my favorite things to wake up to...

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

OK, I figured out a clean kitchen, what's number 2?

genius idea [yahoo.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Best thing since Sanatorum.

best birth control

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

If that doesn't dry your vagina or shrink your willie, you have no compassion.

The best of Charlie Brown ???

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Killed and gutted, then mounted on the mantle.

Ohio, are you okay?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Ohio either has a need to be scared or they are seeing a need and filling it,

I have no idea what the f to say to this.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

at least they defeated it.

make sure to vote!

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

But he is not motivated to vote like I am.

Minnesotans understand

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Dallas here, 42 with a wind chill of 34 with cold ass rain for at least the next 2 days.

sleeping in science class?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

timber!!!

SO .

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

You have done your part, it is a shame when one parent decides for whatever reason to absent themselves from their child's life.

Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1866

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Thanks Jack and a salute to your cousins Jim Beam and old Forester.

Kids Grounded For The Weekend

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

No, no no, got to plant them with the root looking things going down, not up.

Asking For a Kid In a Cage

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

You forgot to read the qualifiers on those signs, all lives matter if you 're, white, male, over 21, and conservative or still in the womb.

Come On and Put down

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Didn't want to kiss your ass.

I guess I just have a dirty mind.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

let's go for three

Another one...

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Poor michael's dead, finally got some relief.

When doggy style goes wrong.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

which one bites?

What I was thinking yesterday

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

If you get butt hurt that easily, you probably shouldn't be here,

Or fairytale

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

I'd rather ridicule than debunk.

Turn the other cheek?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

taking it to the street

I wonder what mark his teacher gave him on the project?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Hope it didn't dick up his average.

Ahhh good ol uncle.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

glad I swallowed my coffee before I looked at this one.

when you really gotta run... [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

dayaam

Big brother is watching. ?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

got a new one, not logged in as me, sorry.

Works every time.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Could have used that this morning, I have a friend that is couch surfing and didn't want to get up this morning.

Actual photo of a church sign I've been driving by daily for the past two weeks.

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Why are all the Hispanics lining up at the back door?

Truth or what?

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

good one

For the love of food

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

The number of feral cats goes down as the number of Chinese restaurants goes up.

Game time...

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

totally, a cup of coffee.

Brought over from "Cheesy Jokes" by @RobertNappi2...thanks!

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

not a good feeling, see rape jokes can be funny

Bath time !!! I can still remember the smell. ??

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

My grandmother said it was a waste so she just put dish soap in the tub for bubble baths.

Have you ever gotten one of these as a kid on your travels? ??

glennlab comments on Oct 15, 2018:

Just found two from elementary school

[youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I had forgotten about the name change until you posted this, always loved his stuff.

Retribution....

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

wrong head.

Hot diggity dog

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

wash it off and it's good as new.

So misunderstood

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

gotta carry a picture if you really have one

Love that guy!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

she doesn't want him to catch her. been dead too long.

Did anyone see this movie? Maybe it's cos I'm an Aussie but I thought it was ridiculous.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I thought it was going to be a sperm joke.

Definitely not Mom-of-the-Year

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

She's in delivery, not maintenance.

Gobble one of my big ones.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Down in Louisiana, they had to cover the turkey pens so the birds wouldn't drown in the rain by looking up. Tropical type rain.

Ahhhhh... young love!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

but she'll round out.