Looking at a possible frost tonight.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I don't feel so bad, I figure I have at least a month to get my green house up, but it has been raining since I got back from Vegas a week ago, I'm afraid my cacti will drown before I get the greenhouse up.

Sunny day keeping the clouds away

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

sick sick sick, consider them mine now

Will re-post this Thanksgiving!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Hang a witch, celebrate religious freedom.

Want to hear this just once at a funeral.. just one time.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I'm officiating at my roommates interment, I may work that in,

Some people are so transparent

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Check your ass before you go out. lol

Failed attempt at musical chairs

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

The curse of old man balls.

He's right :)

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Fuck the hamster he smells bad.

Wow is that nasty

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Needs a wax.

Not that you're an asshole

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Vicious! like it, consider it stolen.

Parenting done right

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

They can hold their breath all they want to, the only thing that will happen is they will either breathe or pass out, then breathe, so no threat, but they will believe your resolve after that.

Who wants to go fishing?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

No fucks to give.

Pretty Halloween

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

nice

How candy corn is made ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

So that would be trick, cause it's no treat.

That's one way to make a rain gutter.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I really wanted to say something, but I was afraid I'd piss you off.

They should have worded this differently.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Pretty much called it like they saw it.

Cracks me up.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Not white enough

Roller coaster FUBAR

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

the shit is rolling out.

No Frosty no!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Driving him home!

How can they insult my favorite fan like that!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

More like hoping for a super coronary,

Now fuck off!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Now, don't hold back.

Yep she'll have some clean pots

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

looks more like a tunnel glove.

Yeah that's me in a nutshell

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

animals are more fun.

Yes I do bake cookies

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I'll take a dozen

@greatnani is awesome!!!! We had a great lunch with the best girl talk.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

It just makes me sad that you two ladies are so young and so far away. Stay good.

The Munsters family portrait ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

All American family, hard working, nuclear, supportive and never realized they were weird.

I want this in my yard so bad

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

sticky!

@greatnani is awesome!!!! We had a great lunch with the best girl talk.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

glad it worked out.

Hi.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Welcome Alice, jump in have some fun.

Looks that way.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Don't want to distract the lion, he might remember he wants something to eat.

What's that kid doing?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

wake and bake

Old meme, but this one is pretty good.

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

then he stole my nose.

Cat rules :)

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

cats got to do what a cats got to do. Just catting.

From now on I dub thee...the toxic dreamsicle!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

You could not have gotten any closer with glue.

trump might like it [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Now you have to have your dog checked for disease. lol

I follow a few people, and I notice they post under boards called “Politics” and ...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Those are categories for posts, not groups. When you go to post or browse click on the category.

Well, it is Sunday...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

People forget that churches are businesses, these are advertising to put butts in the seats. While we may laugh and make fun, they accomplish a goal of community awareness, we all looked at them didn't we?

So, this just happened...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Nasty, make whoever is responsible for that clean it up lol

I wonder how old his wife is ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

really old man Viagra, Popsicle sticks and duct tape

When you look for help and get someone who needs it more than you do...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

suicide hotline, what have you already tried, we have suggestions.

Ouch!!! How many remember this?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

We started using a super ball, but it was way too easy, kind of like cheat codes on a video game.

An impressive feat indeed

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

and we try to tell women to do kegals? Going to have to up my game before I make any more suggestions.

I think they're all dinosaurs!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

And the reason every culture has a reference to the flood, is quite simply plate tectonics. The most plentiful fossils are seashells, and they are found at all altitudes, how would a primitive people explain shells in the middle of a desert on a mountain, the sea was here. it is only those that wish to remain primitive that don't want to accept science over the old fairy tales.

A new 'twist' on an old joke...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

more fun to change it and let them question how there was light now when there was none before. Need to be more devious.

I guess I went from old to new...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I don't feel the need to proclaim it, anymore than I need to proclaim I am male or white. I simply am, if you get to know me, you will discover that about me as well as a wealth of other knowledge.

& thus religion was born...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

and if I don't like you, I'll make more and different ones.

New sequel?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

How do you separate the priests from the alter boys? crowbars.

Good day to all ♥️

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

somehow, that is so you, in a good way.

After drinking a bottle of wine tonight this song is funny ??? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

We always perverted it to "bottle of wine, pussy is fine, when you gonna let me cum, over."

Two for your morning chuckle:

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

love the first one, feel the second

Cats and Wine ??

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

without even looking, I suspected this was your post. lol

I wonder how old his wife is ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

If it fits with a drop in, she;s going to be really disappointed.

His many remember this guy?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

remember him, I am him.

Good Sunday morning to you all ☕☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I couldn't find my coffee cup this morning, no biggie, I've got plenty. Third cup of coffee and it was starting to cool off, so got ready to zap it in the microwave, bazinga there was my coffee cup from yesterday.

Fucking cookies!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

gotta eat them two at a time

If I can pee ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Have you ever tried to aim one of those things?

Hot flashes ???

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Thank god I'm not a woman, y'all have problems that are no fun at all, then when they end, you have to go through even more shit just to get better.

After drinking a bottle of wine tonight this song is funny ??? [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

I haven't heard that in years thanks

All too often anymore...(sigh)...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

what is this bed of which you speak?

This has been post...---dang, was that a moth!

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

Why is there a highway to hell, but only a stairway to heaven?

I got a complaint that the last one was blurry, so here's a classic...

glennlab comments on Oct 14, 2018:

much better

You know who you are...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

better killing through chemistry,

Gotta have a plan!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Tomorrow.

Mary Ann was sexier than I remembered!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

and way more out of focus than I remember.

Or a Denny's!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

or any place that has to have pictures on the menu so you can just point.

Good to know!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

develop a taste for bacon

I don't have the heart to tell him ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

nah, using you for a model.

The first photo I found on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

great costumes lol

Implausible deniability ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

RUN dammit run.

I'd be interested on your thoughts on giving cats CBD oil.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I used it on my dog and it helped him with his allergies and sleeping. Just a note, there is no difference in the CBD prepared for pets and humans except the price. The pet brands tend to be more expensive than the human brands. I have done manufacturing so if you have any questions feel free to PM me.

Kinda salty...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I had a blast going through the supermarket in Belize, so many things made me laugh.

Whoops! I bought the wrong damn flavor again. ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Don't turn your back on it.

went for a walk today.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Wow, fall is in full force there, beautiful

We all have that one friend.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

And he shall pay for it later

You know the one.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Which is the annoying one? The perched one or the one always underfoot.

Grandpa sitting on the porch ???

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Might work lol

Trick or treat

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

too many pac man games.

Good dog.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Bark on, Garth.

Better than a sandwich.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Truth hurts, the teller

This is going to hurt you more...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

minor eye surgery?

Look at that face!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I think I know her.

Better believe it.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

good answer

Your Tribe Should Want to See You Win

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Bet your ass, if they are not supportive when you win, they hope you'll fail.

Well, who knew?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

aw nuts

I figured you'd all enjoy this version. ;-) It has more cats in it.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

the blocking continues

Chewy - maybe Amazon - who knows?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Ah the joys of no inside animals anymore.

Dad carves the Pumpkin.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

He spilled his guts, what more do you want?

It's so tiring.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

that doesn't stop me from trying.

Omg! Ahaha!!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Puttee is going to get jealous, that's his bitch.

Dare ya to go trick or treating at that house! Lol

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

they are serious Halloween people, bet they have great treats.

Is it parody or real?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Glad to see you're making use of your down time.

A Dull Moment Would Be Nice

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

The crazy, it HURTS!

Every day without fail...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

you know it

Going on 6 hour delay at DFW trying to get Home.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

DFW almost always errs on the side of safety. Once bitten, twice cautious. Be safe and good travels.

Where, exactly?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

went straight to his forehead.

That would be cool.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

stepping out for a cold one?

I've run into this guy a few times.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Fuck him if he can't take a joke.

I bet he doesn't even know Satan.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

He misspelled satin, he hates his sheet.

If Anyone Gets a Friend Request.....

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

get tired of that one a lot. If I'm too stupid to know you're already a friend, then I deserve to be spammed.

Im going to replace my bio with this!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Sunds good to me.

A man boards a plane with six kids.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

if only it were that easy to return the defective ones.