Stupid ethics!

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

A cow that can milk itself

That's how everyone cooks their eggs righ?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

No bacon in that outfit.

It's like...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

One is preferable to #2, but I'll put off trying either for a while.

MAYDAY!! but what would you say?

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

we're not here

This is for Pralina1, she wanted naughty nurses

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

not naughty enough

RelationshipGoals

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

I need that cup

...and the question is...

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

don't know, but it would cost $1 million and require constant updates.

This is so me. ??

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

Kindred spirit

It takes all kinds.

glennlab comments on Oct 13, 2018:

acres and acres of whatever you want.

Candy corn, yes or no?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

yes, and no, then yes again, then no, it depends on the amount.

And they always look so innocent.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

thought of @zoohome and her small pup.

? who knew?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I always suspected!!

Hello! New here just learning about the site.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

welcome and have fun exploring.

I just get ignored:

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

You know it

Okay, let's get this party started a few minutes early.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

for looking a butt, for other things

Okay, let's get this party started a few minutes early.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

The sharp points on that would hurt like hell.

Way to go!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

You better have running shoes on and a bullet proof vest.

Who's the cunt now

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

need to be more specific. or offer to help

For Nordic babies only

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

not going to Norway

They forgot to say Democrats!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

oh yeah, we're going to have a par-tay.

Bout that time

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Not going to complain, nope, not at all.

Do you have that one friend?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

seems like everyone that replied is "that" friend, I'll have to admit me too.

It is all an adventure

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

You know who you are

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I'll go about an inch lower.

At the end of the rainbow

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

You bet your ass it is.

kuma looking pissed off on the back of the chair, sam in the middle and minky in front.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

the eyes have it

Halloween House!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Got a cat I need to run through there.

Kavenaugh's Precious Calendar

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I can't believe that that ass hat is now a Justice.

Trade Wars Good and Easy to Win

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

and up is down

Early bumper stickers...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

sign on an ass.

Involvement is a good thing...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Hit em where it hurts.

good morning!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Is that listed under food or drink, or both?

I might start liking ballet

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

snatch her off stage.

Oh snap, lol

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

My son already knows C:ctrl F

Maybe @zorialoki is out with the man flu.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

When I get sick, I want to cuddle

Ok....there’s a fantasy....me fitting in these pants and someone devoting the contents lol

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

nom nom

I never apologize for being this girl

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Gotta love her

Lmao! One of my favorites

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Vicious

Not My President ever

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

hell, he's not even my orange douche.

That'll work

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Why do they always kill the hot to trot couple first? I hate horror, but love porn, so they lose me early.

Who's the toughest

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Never get into a fight with an Australian sheep herder, they castrate sheep with their teeth.

Too late for you Chloe

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I've eaten at a steakhouse that had a view of the ranch out the window. Got to admire next weeks meal while eating this one.

Whatever turns you on

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

It's puppy love

This is a new look for him

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

If they both stink, run!

Best tea ever

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

expensive tea.

Female dog is a bitch... what's a cat?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

he said he just wanted a piggy back ride.

White noise..

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

nailed it!!!

The new chastity belt look for guys because they are being taken advantage of so much according to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

He's got it on backwards.

Story of my life lol

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

no body know the trouble I've seen, no body knows my sorrow.

When you crave for something different.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Half the fun is watching them try to dodge and fail, how will they know it's coming?

a message for women [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

good one

Have a dancing crane day!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

He's dancing because he's going to get laid tonight. Good reason to dance.

not exactly halloween, but a way to reuse a halloween skeleton

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

you're evil, I like that.

Or something...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Just keeping her Arby's warm.

That includes both sets.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Don't they realize that that is the only way they're going to get kissed, anywhere.

Have you ever wanted to someone....

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Oh hell yes, I also yell at people when they are not there so I have it out of my system and won't over react when I actually have to deal with them. The anger/frustration is mine and by sharing it I only make the situation worse. Once I have had a chance to rationally evaluate my response, then I reply. I try to temper my honesty with a dose of empathy and sympathy.

My doctor just called me, pregnancy confirmed! I guess those pharmacy tests really do work.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

get as much sleep now while you still can, you won't get to sleep peacefully for another 18-25 years.

So I just made the mistake of buying the Halloween candy too soon.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

done and done

What's your favorite curse? ????

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

I hope your tits/balls fall off.

This is true

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

or for that load not to shift at some time during the trip

Did you play with one of these?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

yes, the trick was to see how many time you could operate the plunger before it got away from you.

Anybody hungry?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

where is the vomit emoji

It's Halloween time!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

love the last one

How many cups of coffee for you? ☕☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Coffee is like liquor, I normally only have one, but someone always puts it in multiple containers.

I needed this laugh!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

So much to do, so little time before we can begin to make it true.

I have returned to Phoenix, AZ to find lovely cool weather.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

humidity isn't as bad in Phoenix.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Technically good, but it's labored like Danny Thomas' lawnmower joke.

Hi everyone I'm Nicky I live in the west of Ireland nice to be here looking forward to making ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Welcome

I'm so getting with someone who knows how to cook.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

That's how I landed my first wife, 40 years later and she still makes the best fried water you ever tasted, other than that she can't cook. I on the other hand have had trouble paring down my recipes to serve fewer and fewer people. But no one goes hungry around me. I love to cook and make things that I have tried elsewhere to see if i can recreate them.

When we were kids when you had to makeshift something it was called Jerry rig never really looked ...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

It was a term from WWII, the Germans (Jerrys) were having to fix things without supplies. The term was brought back after the war.

Seems the thing to do!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Too many cartoons as a child lol

A great children's classic

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

You got that right.

Not a big deal but my post was turned Anonymous.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I have had posts disappear, so I feel your pain and frustration.

water is wet [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Speaks at a third grade level and doesn't even make sense then.

Oh I think it was a guy

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

If you go over to him, you might be a little gay, or bi, or really confused.

???????

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Where is that box I had earlier, need to modify for the parties.

If that's the only way to do it

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

talk about a tucked in wedgie

Important Republican and conservative Public Announcement!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

stolen and posted to FB

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do to get what she wants

I am think this has been posted before, but this is todays Halloween kitty, because he is the boss ...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

he looks pissed

Who would actually believe this? [friendlyatheist.patheos.]

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

There are always gullible people out there, don't forget Jim Jones and Oral Roberts and their wild ass claims.

Practice what you preach

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Technically she was only his fiance lol, and he did it with one of his split personalities.

My Army ???

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

scary weird, love it.

It's your own fault ???

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

How'd you get my dog's picture?

A warning about Thanksgiving...not all turkeys are turkeys!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I first saw a chicken, then realized what it was. good one.

Offend easily?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

bring it on, you've got a long way to go.

What are your feelings about "Friends with Benefits"?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

While it starts out OK, it has been my experience that one or both start to develop deeper feelings and can lead to a host of other complications over time. Both parties have to let the other know as the situation changes or there can be real problems.

Every time...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I always hope this and be as liberal as me.

Hi I'm Natalie from Nashville it's nice to find this site and past time for my coffee

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Welcome and good travels.

" I don't go out much . I don't have to "! Happy birthday to me , ALIVE , ALIVE , ALIVE ?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Happy Birthday lovely lady

Patiently waiting for Hurricane Michael to be over.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Stay safe.

Alcohol can cause a problem ???

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Buy that lady a drink or six!

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Slime buckets!

Hatches are battened.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Be safe.

Coimetromania.... that's me, who else?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

I like the old historic ones

Men are born ?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Homecoming welcome?

Today is my ex's birthday.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

I think it depends on your current relationship. If you're still friends, or even just casual friends, then yes, if it was contentious and you aren't really on good terms then no.

Who loves bats?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Puppies wrapped in leather, cute.

What would you do? ?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

He's going to have trouble coming up through all the piss.

.......both.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

yes