At the end of the rainbow

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

You bet your ass it is.

kuma looking pissed off on the back of the chair, sam in the middle and minky in front.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

the eyes have it

Halloween House!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Got a cat I need to run through there.

Kavenaugh's Precious Calendar

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I can't believe that that ass hat is now a Justice.

Trade Wars Good and Easy to Win

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

and up is down

Early bumper stickers...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

sign on an ass.

Involvement is a good thing...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Hit em where it hurts.

good morning!

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Is that listed under food or drink, or both?

I might start liking ballet

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

snatch her off stage.

Oh snap, lol

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

My son already knows C:ctrl F

Maybe @zorialoki is out with the man flu.

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

When I get sick, I want to cuddle

Ok....there’s a fantasy....me fitting in these pants and someone devoting the contents lol

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

nom nom

I never apologize for being this girl

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Gotta love her

Lmao! One of my favorites

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Vicious

Not My President ever

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

hell, he's not even my orange douche.

That'll work

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Why do they always kill the hot to trot couple first? I hate horror, but love porn, so they lose me early.

Who's the toughest

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

Never get into a fight with an Australian sheep herder, they castrate sheep with their teeth.

Too late for you Chloe

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

I've eaten at a steakhouse that had a view of the ranch out the window. Got to admire next weeks meal while eating this one.

Whatever turns you on

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

It's puppy love

This is a new look for him

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

If they both stink, run!

Best tea ever

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

expensive tea.

Female dog is a bitch... what's a cat?

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

he said he just wanted a piggy back ride.

White noise..

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

nailed it!!!

The new chastity belt look for guys because they are being taken advantage of so much according to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 12, 2018:

He's got it on backwards.

Story of my life lol

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

no body know the trouble I've seen, no body knows my sorrow.

When you crave for something different.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Half the fun is watching them try to dodge and fail, how will they know it's coming?

a message for women [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

good one

Have a dancing crane day!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

He's dancing because he's going to get laid tonight. Good reason to dance.

not exactly halloween, but a way to reuse a halloween skeleton

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

you're evil, I like that.

Or something...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Just keeping her Arby's warm.

That includes both sets.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Don't they realize that that is the only way they're going to get kissed, anywhere.

Have you ever wanted to someone....

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Oh hell yes, I also yell at people when they are not there so I have it out of my system and won't over react when I actually have to deal with them. The anger/frustration is mine and by sharing it I only make the situation worse. Once I have had a chance to rationally evaluate my response, then I reply. I try to temper my honesty with a dose of empathy and sympathy.

My doctor just called me, pregnancy confirmed! I guess those pharmacy tests really do work.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

get as much sleep now while you still can, you won't get to sleep peacefully for another 18-25 years.

So I just made the mistake of buying the Halloween candy too soon.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

done and done

What's your favorite curse? ????

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

I hope your tits/balls fall off.

This is true

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

or for that load not to shift at some time during the trip

Did you play with one of these?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

yes, the trick was to see how many time you could operate the plunger before it got away from you.

Anybody hungry?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

where is the vomit emoji

It's Halloween time!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

love the last one

How many cups of coffee for you? ☕☕☕☕?

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Coffee is like liquor, I normally only have one, but someone always puts it in multiple containers.

I needed this laugh!

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

So much to do, so little time before we can begin to make it true.

I have returned to Phoenix, AZ to find lovely cool weather.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

humidity isn't as bad in Phoenix.

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Technically good, but it's labored like Danny Thomas' lawnmower joke.

Hi everyone I'm Nicky I live in the west of Ireland nice to be here looking forward to making ...

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

Welcome

I'm so getting with someone who knows how to cook.

glennlab comments on Oct 11, 2018:

That's how I landed my first wife, 40 years later and she still makes the best fried water you ever tasted, other than that she can't cook. I on the other hand have had trouble paring down my recipes to serve fewer and fewer people. But no one goes hungry around me. I love to cook and make things that I have tried elsewhere to see if i can recreate them.

When we were kids when you had to makeshift something it was called Jerry rig never really looked ...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

It was a term from WWII, the Germans (Jerrys) were having to fix things without supplies. The term was brought back after the war.

Seems the thing to do!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Too many cartoons as a child lol

A great children's classic

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

You got that right.

Not a big deal but my post was turned Anonymous.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I have had posts disappear, so I feel your pain and frustration.

water is wet [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Speaks at a third grade level and doesn't even make sense then.

Oh I think it was a guy

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

If you go over to him, you might be a little gay, or bi, or really confused.

???????

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Where is that box I had earlier, need to modify for the parties.

If that's the only way to do it

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

talk about a tucked in wedgie

Important Republican and conservative Public Announcement!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

stolen and posted to FB

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do to get what she wants

I am think this has been posted before, but this is todays Halloween kitty, because he is the boss ...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

he looks pissed

Who would actually believe this? [friendlyatheist.patheos.]

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

There are always gullible people out there, don't forget Jim Jones and Oral Roberts and their wild ass claims.

Practice what you preach

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Technically she was only his fiance lol, and he did it with one of his split personalities.

My Army ???

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

scary weird, love it.

It's your own fault ???

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

How'd you get my dog's picture?

A warning about Thanksgiving...not all turkeys are turkeys!

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I first saw a chicken, then realized what it was. good one.

Offend easily?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

bring it on, you've got a long way to go.

What are your feelings about "Friends with Benefits"?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

While it starts out OK, it has been my experience that one or both start to develop deeper feelings and can lead to a host of other complications over time. Both parties have to let the other know as the situation changes or there can be real problems.

Every time...

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

I always hope this and be as liberal as me.

Hi I'm Natalie from Nashville it's nice to find this site and past time for my coffee

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Welcome and good travels.

" I don't go out much . I don't have to "! Happy birthday to me , ALIVE , ALIVE , ALIVE ?

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Happy Birthday lovely lady

Patiently waiting for Hurricane Michael to be over.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Stay safe.

Alcohol can cause a problem ???

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Buy that lady a drink or six!

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Slime buckets!

Hatches are battened.

glennlab comments on Oct 10, 2018:

Be safe.

Coimetromania.... that's me, who else?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

I like the old historic ones

Men are born ?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Homecoming welcome?

Today is my ex's birthday.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

I think it depends on your current relationship. If you're still friends, or even just casual friends, then yes, if it was contentious and you aren't really on good terms then no.

Who loves bats?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Puppies wrapped in leather, cute.

What would you do? ?

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

He's going to have trouble coming up through all the piss.

.......both.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

yes

Jyst hanging out in the ceiling.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

When I had to replace my ceiling, my snowshoe would climb the ladder and disappear for hours in the attic. I had to make sure she was down when I finished amd the ladder was no where where she could climb it. It took an extra day when I finished to get her out before I sealed it.

Backyard set up. Photos were taken the day after the party. ♥

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

So that's how a pro does it. Well done.

Today marks my 1 year anniversary of joining this site.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Happy anniversary

Space-nerd humor...

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

we definitely need a groan emoji.

That had to hurt, & not the train!

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

better to be a giver than a receiver.

That's not just a bad day... Period.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

gonna be a shit storm.

Damn that doesn't do a lot for women!

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

I say a little thank you anytime I see 2 good looking guys in a mini cooper, they just freed up 2 more women in the pool.

To my American friends I know today is a holiday. So Happy Indigenous people's day.

glennlab comments on Oct 9, 2018:

Happy genocide Day to you too.

Yes its that time of year for turkey memes!

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2018:

First time a woman has said that about me and been right.

Instead of renting a fog machine for Halloween, I’ll be a job creator and hire 6 millennials to ...

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2018:

But everyone would either be puking or jonesing for cotton candy

Getting closer!

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2018:

And that's why you can't enter the pumpkin carving contest next year.

You Have To Treat Women Like Shit

glennlab comments on Oct 8, 2018:

Based on their support for rapist, and vilification of victims, I have to assume Republican women expect to be raped and have promised to keep quiet about it. If that is not true then why the hell have they kept silent or worse yet took party in the vilification of victims.

Mosquitoes

glennlab comments on Oct 7, 2018:

And from right next door we have...

How we roll on the dairy

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2018:

you're going to milk that one for all it's worth.

IDGAF.....

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2018:

equal opportunity bigot, hates everyone separately, but equally.

the girl you like

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Proof you don't have to be from the sticks to be an incestuous red neck.

At least it's got good taste ?

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2018:

Sushi, for those too lazy to cook, or as we in the south like to call it ... bait.

Hey at least you're not stinking up the bathroom or waisting water!?

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2018:

deer stand???

This is too much?

glennlab comments on Oct 6, 2018:

That's dedication, not just decoration.

Since not everyone belongs to all groups I will post this here as well.

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2018:

I had planned my trip to be out of town for the Texas - OU game weekend. It is impossible to do anything with 100000 extra people in the neighborhood.

A cat's map ???

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2018:

and you wonder why I haven't replaced my inside cat.

Judith Durham had and still has one of the best female voices ever.

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2018:

One of my faves was "the carnival is over"

Today has been a shit day.

glennlab comments on Oct 5, 2018:

This group and others in their out welling of support during my recent misfortune. Friends that helped me see that it was a long term good deal even if it sucked in the moment.

Now that's a real teacher!

glennlab comments on Oct 4, 2018:

but I won't do that,