I don't want much, just all the cookies

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

gotta get me one of those

Maybe he can answer the teletubbies question ?

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

they're fucking puppets, they have no sex, kind of like Barbie is no woman and not just because she doesn't have a vagina, she's a fucking doll.

Tysonisms.....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

damn Mike has all the luck

Know your syndromes.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I got that shit.

These Two Can't Spell

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I will be glad when this national nightmare is over.

Trump Tries To Make a Deal

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

he will be lucky to get off with his life.

Boys will be boys.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

All good ones.

I will be 1. It is the least scary!

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Not really me, but there are times I feel like 6, don't fuck with me or I'll rip your dick off.

Raised this little boy from a caterpillar to a well-formed black swallowtail. Emerged this morning.

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

I broadcast fennel and dill seeds in some of the shadier areas of my yard to help out the swallowtails. The zebra stripes are amazing on the caterpillars.

I seem to have a sweet-tooth tonight...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

Sounds like a challenge

Effed up fish tanks. And I thought my aquariums were messed up. I'm doing this...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

The fourth one would work well as a fish tank and I might even give it a try

Works for me...

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

What do you think I have been doing.

Inconceivable.....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

add a little color to your language.

Can't wait for the dolls....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

gonna pass.

Not a pussy....

glennlab comments on Sep 22, 2018:

don't mess with family

Just do it.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Don't ask what the extra sauce on the pizza is.

one of my absolute favorite things is when i put fresh clean sheets on the bed to take a super long ...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

What are PJs? asking for a friend. The rest of it sounds good though.

Why I allow my children to live.....

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

or you have exhausted your computer knowledge and the mf still won't do what you want.

Might get a booby trapped explosive box from Santa next year...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Brutal,

H'anger...it's a real thing.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Don't get between a woman and her food.

Or buy him a drink first....

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Remove 4 ribs and grow 8 inches!

Don't pussy tease...ever.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Don't frustrate your pussy, it won't turn out OK.

Cockroach infested bathroom.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

damn, we in south Florida or what?

When I go on a diet.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

when some one tells me they are going to diet, I ask what color.

Pretty accurate, I'd say!

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

They want to shrink government to the size that the only place it will fit is in a woman's vagina.

Making owies better..lol

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

ouch is gone, he didn't lie.

All about achievements..lol

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Not a chance.

It is captioned...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Wonder how she got ahead?

That really sux

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

don't you hate when that happens?

Church bake sale rejection...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Bet they won't ask again, and you sold out in record time.

Hi all-Yesterday celebrated my birthday again in NH with Rivka Thoms, Our_existence and my ...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Happy Birthday

Great ... flash flood warning for my county until 9:30... awesome

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

I always try to stay in when we get heavy rains in Dallas. There are 4 different low spots that can turn into deathtraps near me in Oak Cliff (western part of Dallas). Creeks can get blocked and areas that have never flooded before can be inundated. I live across the street from one of the major flooding creeks, but it has to rise at least 25 feet to start to be a threat. That has only happened 4 times in 30 years.

Could be interesting...

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

So a mythological character, based loosely on several different people has race. They lost me somewhere.

Sunday.... On the board.... All memers welcome. Bring your files.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

this is quickly going to the dogs

That's 1 sexy Quaker

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

or when

Out gathering seeds this morning before the cold front/rain squalls move in.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

It has finally gotten cool enough for the tomatoes to start setting again. Probably 2-3 months before the first frost.

He found it!

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

Now all you have to do in label the F and H spot so we can find it first time, every time.

They keep secrets well.

glennlab comments on Sep 21, 2018:

But they will eat them and piss on them.

Life pre-google. Do you remember using this?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I remember what seemed like every class taking you to the library and giving you the same instructions you had in every other class how to use it and what to look under .

Anyone remember this guy?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I remember seeing ads, but never in person

Gee so some are ok

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Now you know how the klan was infiltrated.

God that is a tuff one!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

you're done.

I'm done...

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

finally one I can relate to.

Phrasing, stupid, phrasing!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

always deliver bad news1.in person2.by phone call 3. In clearly worded text 4. the way you did.

Jew bet your ass

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Yiddish punster.

Sharks, they're good guys really

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

poor misunderstood shark.

Hurrah for donuts!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I normally only have one doughnut, the one on the right.

For fun! I would probably poke it to see if its alive. ? what would you do?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

long stick, and poke, then approach slowly while looking for the camera crew.

I knew it! I absolutely knew it!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I would go for 5 out of 5

"Elephant ears" in the rain.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

remember getting in trouble for cutting them down and using them to cover our clubhouse, good pictures.

Prehistoric beauty.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

We used to keep an alligator snapper in the lab, (rehabbing it) they have some of the fastest reflexes you have ever seen and are great ambush killers.

Boys night out!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Class reunion?

Aw she's a real pissah,that girl!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

needs a little meat on those bones

Ethnic Barbie

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

It's good she listens the second time you tell her something

Ron...baby...this one's for you

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You're dead, sucker!

Made in America?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You know some poor children in China are trying to figure out why there is such a demand for these.

Well hell...

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

need me some of those glasses.

Don't leave your beer out.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

and single Mormons, old camping rule if you invite a Baptist or Mormon invite 2 otherwise they will drink all your beer.

The sunset and people watching the sunset.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Love the color reflection

Yeah, right.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

going up's a bitch, but coming back down, Oh Happy Day!

It was a long swim.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

The only reason we name cats is it's too hard to imitate the sound of an electric can opener,

..and that's what it means when they say god had a reason

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

And, now you know where my lack of faith began.

I can't get enough!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

PTSD anyone?

Has anyone seen it?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You're going to have to take matter in your own hands.

Fuck Trump...enjoy your day!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Hit the nail on the head

Ok they can run down the field and feel the jersies

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

that's like notice at he drive thru ATM, all the keys are marked in braille.

Copycat!???

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You got me twice today.

I remember my parents had one but not this color. Do you know of anybody that still has one?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I haven't seen one in years, hated having to put the bedspread on the bed, since the first thing I did was kick it off.

Daughter knows best.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Don't even want to know any more.

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Normally hits around 9, 9 AM.

80's Russian Roulette

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

And that is why you don't save old VHS tapes, convert them to DVDs that you can use permanent marker on and trash the tapes.

Birth control

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

if the third one doesn't dry up the ole lady parts, you need a lobotomy and get fixed.

I kinda HAD to post this. How often do you come across something like this?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I thought they only stole souls! well, that might sort of qualify.

Am surprised this has not been posted yet

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Texas got a couple of billion gallons of rain more the same week, so it's not even the wettest storm this month.

Not only on FB does this exist.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I think the probability of butthurt is closer to 100 %. at least by someone.

You tell em Beav!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

damn I was just getting ready to recycle that one, guess I'll just have to refile it for later use.

He's on top of something alright, soon to be a bottom.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

ROTFL

Not sharing my fucks today.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

All out of fucks to give.

Shot over the Red River from Margarittaville parking lot

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

This was one of those days when I walked out to the car to bring my camera up to the room and had to shoot, and shoot, and shoot. I think these were the two best but there were others in the class

Do other people have tiny little frogs sticking to their windows at night or is it just me? Lol...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

used to get them in SW La, but since I moved to places without a lot of fresh water not so much.

I gag when I lick a stamp!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

kermit, you dog,

Vaseline we not have

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

hopefully he's hung like a gnat,

I feel for who ever was baking!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I hate that judgey part

Weak ass kids.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Kids weren't strapped in, roll down windows and AC was only in luxury cars.

I do this with my car too ?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Thanks for the excuse.

Name that song

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

John Denver is rolling over in his grave.

Available by appointment only

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ow, ow, ow, nope.

Hung with his own flag ha ha ha

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

nice

Cruel Barbie!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

calls them like she sees them. Sometimes it's better to come in first and third.

Whoa how racist!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

ooohhhh nooooo.

In my day...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

We are now the grumpy old men.

If you want to leave a note or get a phone number of your state Senators, the link would be like the...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

You can call by calling the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121. Tell them your state and they will connect you with their office.

So, this evening Linda (my lovely wife) is meeting with a group of fellow CPAs about IRS notices ...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Be sure to save an extra bottle for Linda for when she is done. I'm glad that (accountant) phase of my life is over

Long book title.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I have 2 phone voices, one for people I know, kind of nice and mellow, and for ones that I don't know one that begs the question of could I be more of an asshole.

Welp, that's a shame.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Now that's a club you want to visit before it shuts down.

Somebody with a pen.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Holy ass wipe, Batman.

You know what I like!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Damn she's hot.

Arrrrrrr ye scalleywags, it’s talk like a pirate day!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Arg matey

Would you want that arm around you?!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

or go for fisting.

Limited vocabulary

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

nice multiple choice