Artistry at its finest

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

He screwed up, he's holding two.

Sorry, Ape

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Sorry , you can't pick your relatives.

Twatwafflery. How's that for grammar?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

what's this grammar you speak of?

Yep, just fine

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Why do you have to ask 3 times if someone is OK, then on #3 they unload with everything that has gone wrong since puberty.

Hunters be like...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Walked up on a hunter once and she had her rifle leveled at someone poaching her kill. He replied. OK mam, it's your deer, Just let me get my saddle off it.

What a fucking insult!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Well, you're the wrong sex.

I always wondered.....

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

First rule of animal photography is don't molest the animals, kid obviously violated that rule.

I'll never get bored with these, this ones so funny

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

She gets paid well for what she does.

Ew, just ew!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

He wanted a cold one.

What movie title describes your sex life? Cast Away

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The invisible woman or The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

It's with deep sorrow that I share the news that my mother, Ellen, passed away today.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Sorry for your loss

Grasshoppers on a giant sunflower.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

He likes big women!

Wysterious...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I love how they bloom before they leaf out.

Ohh.. don't go there!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

clean to dirty. lol

Meth humor..

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

over priced.

Ron Jeremy

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Bigger breasts than a lot of girls I know.

Elon Musk getting stoned.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Or if we launched from Australia and just let then fall into space.

Somebody's gonna get woke up.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

and that is how the fight started.

I love yo mama jokes!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

haven't seen that one before.

Just do it!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Sir Arf a lot

Sign,sign, everywhere sign

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

#2 definitely # 2

My Taco Bell Fire sauce is woke.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The shrub can't catch a break.

I love this kid's answer!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Got to give an A for taking things literally.

Will Rogers

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

My knees snapped together just reading that.

@MsDemeanour...lol...I got more...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I prefer to cook, and boobs, while they are nice, if you seen 2, you've seen them all, unless she is of another species.

My son asked me to paint a mural on his bedroom, it needed to include: a bear, a volcano, a ...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

talented

I have seen simular before but not the sign.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

good message.

The Grim Reaper ????

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

that is just evil, love it.

Or maybe just stop doing it

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

It appears she already has.

Saw this and it tickled my... funny bone. Yeah. Funny bone.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I know people that would end up cutting off the blood supply to their feet with this one,

Can I get a time out?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

damn, get a charger.

I think he's right

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

retroactive birth control

The power of memes

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

As long as she puts the toy up when she;s done, I'm OK.

What was that you say?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Take me damn it.

We regret the chances we didn't take.....

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Taken a butt load of chances, some with good outcomes, some with bad outcomes but all made me richer in experience. Many, I would never do again, but i wouldn't know that unless I had tried it at least once.

Had a wonderful time this past weekend with LouisD61. Guess we are official! ?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Congrats

Wisdom of the ages...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

And 2 gallons of perfume will not substitute for cleaning yourself.

It does work rather well....

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I'd go a little lighter on the pancake makeup.

Now he comes???

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

naw, with that system, he would have had to let them know he was coming and the trajectory, before they would have even gotten close.

Awww...how thoughtful...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

need like 6 cases of those.

Crazy advertisement.????

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

butter from cows, margarine from pigs, yum.

A Real Man Will Cut Off........What Do You Think? Agree or Disagree.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The only person that can threaten a relationship are the people in it. I have always been the biggest threat to my relationships, since I am the only one I can control. If I or the other (s) in the relationship feel that they are not getting everything they need, then they should get it. My rule of thumb is that if I don't let a person grow and expand, then they will die on the vine. A relationship is a partnership, not an ownership.

65... ...who'd a thought?... :O

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

We share a birthday, 64.

Going nuts over wrong installation

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

This is definitely prepping for the coming shit storm.

MEN: What would your reason be for asking a woman what she does for a living, upon meeting her?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

It is a non threatening way to find out more about a person. It adds to the quiver of things to talk about, and unless you are truly embarrassed by what you so for a living, this is information that anyone that knows you should have an idea about. If you believe that people ask it for stereotyping, that sounds like projection. Stop looking for deep meaning in early conversation, it normally isn't there. This is a common human desire to know more about people around us.

Curious george

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

oh no, the mythical dork lord is being summoned?

prayers...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

so fuck all of you.

Missing sleep ?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I'm not crazy and neither am I

Sex after surgery ???

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

turn the lights out.

Free the nipple!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

saw the same sign in a bar in Belize, it was true, but not many takers.

That's the kind of last meal I'd like to have...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

AND, that is how the bachelor party was born.

Give peace a chance.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

good one

War never changes...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

They better watch out, those launchers will light you up.

Is he really this ignorant?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

He took so much heat for looking like grandpa Munster he changed his hair to be more likable. HE FAILED MISERABLY. Come November we hope to send him to the unemployment office.

Oh no you did not!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

No pumpkin pies from that mess for me.

I can't believe that Les Moonves is retiring and they're gonna give him 100 million severance.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Well Les was one of the movers behind the free billion dollar free media giveaway to Trump, so the good old boys don't want to upset the applecart, assholes, everyone of them.

I corpse cheap skellies with TP and white glue, I will modify them a lot! Stuff like change their ...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

love them. You do good work.

At least the bears are having a good time.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Cleaning crew after they found out it was their last night.

It's okay man....

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

reminds me of how we would hunt opossums, you would find a female road kill, then move her to an open area. Lie in wait as the males would come up and have sex with her. shooting fish in a barrel. Sold the fur for coats and the meat for dog food. Before anyone gets all judgey, I was 11 at the time and I lived in a very rural part of the south.

Diet feeders for kitty

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I literally laughed out loud.

Enjoyed take-out Pad Thai here the other evening, Aquatic Park, one of the older parks in Paradise.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

looks serene

Busch Gardens today ??

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

reminds me of the pandas at National zoo, 6 consecutive days and both were sleeping. But heck they've got food, shelter, and it's not sex season, so they're good. It's sleepy time.

Wonderful ideas always flowing

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

same here, I stopped trimming the hedge in front of the porch so I wouldn't be tempted to decorate it and fail.

Where Have You Been All My Life?

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

As I get older, I have continually lowered my standards to include a larger group of people. When it drops to only conscious, I'll quit. Until then I will keep looking for a friend and hope it turns into something better,

I see this as a great way to tell time..

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

that one works,

I have a smartphone.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Don't want any more things that can be remotely operated. If I can control it remotely, someone else can find a way to control it too.

When you were young?

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Not doing my homework, Anyone can make A's if they study, the trick is to not study and still make A's. and that is as much as I am willing to admit to in an open forum. I hid most of my shenanigans.

.....broke?

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I'm going to catch him, rob him, and eat him, then I'll be full and $20 richer.

Atheist pamphlet.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Good one.

I'll bet pedestrians get out of his way.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

bet it clears the cross walk before the light changes.

Hang on to your hats Wilmington North Carolina!

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

And don't fuck with the dials while the power is off, otherwise when the power comes back on you get another kind of golden shower.

Real Talk Y’all I am new to the wonderful world of antidepressants.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

That is one of the most annoying side effects, mechanical stimulation may offer some relief, also consult your doctor, it took 6 different meds before my doc and I could agree that this was the one for me. Once I finished chemo, I was able to get off them.

Anyone into vermiculture?

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I have an open compost pile that attracts the native worms and blue fly larva.The blue fly larva will consume almost anything in a few hours, including dead animals, so I never went beyond just looking at it.

Smokey The Bear's Good Advice

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Unless you are still in them, and have stacked up wood around you and created a fire break/

F-ck Trump

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Just do it, NOW.

Republican Logic in a Nutshell

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Republicans are not pro life, they are pro forced birth.

Playing Like a Big Baby

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

We can't trust "the adults in the room" to look out for anything but their best interst, which probably is not our best interest.

Worth the wait ?❤?

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Life is what happens while you are waiting for it to happen

I'm hearing banjos.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

We've narrowed it down to near relative.

Gotta love it.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

A woman's place is in the House... and Senate.

I thought this one was very clever actually.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

My ex always claimed that me doing house work was foreplay,

Wave of the future? Yikes!

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I like my women, the same way i like my cereal, wet and no dicks.

Watch out for them candles (The firemen here are mostly fat and ugly, alas)

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Ever wonder why that no matter the size of the Fire Dept, they can't find more than 12 guys that look good?

Very interesting......anatomy

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Not fair a man only has enough blood to either function his brain or his penis, not both.

I'm wrong again it seems :D

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Only been wrong once, thought I was wrong, turned out i was right.

Good point!

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

But is much harder for him to twist the words, he will, but it is harder.

Tonight’s sunset, in Point Edward, Ontario looking west at the Blue Water bridge to Port Huron, ...

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

fantastic colors.

What would you do? I would sit there and soak in all the nature.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

add a cushion to the rocker, mix a drink, veg for a while then take a walk in the wild side.

Let me get this straight.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Oh, and thanks for the link to Halloween group.

Oh snap NASA.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

You dog.

Zodiac Nike

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Why does the Zodiac Killer have Russian writing?

If only this were real.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

Damn, and after I already took care of it.

Great costume idea

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

# 4 unless you are a nun.

Let me get this straight.

glennlab comments on Sep 9, 2018:

I joined because they had neat memes,

Anyone with the same plans?

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Gonna wrap the cat and see how fast it get shredded.

Love that feeling

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

It's only bad if she grabs your ears at the same time, you end up looking like prince Charles.

I have a couple of pecan trees in the yard, and decided to try air layering on three branches.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

On figs, Air layering is a good propagation method, the rule with them is the larger the branch you can get to root, the quicker you will have viable fruit.

I have a couple of pecan trees in the yard, and decided to try air layering on three branches.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

In Texas, your best bet for a healthy pecan is native roots with grafts from an improved tree. The improved trees are susceptible to several soil borne diseases that the natives are not, the improved have large nuts, while the native has small hard to open and pick nuts. Since it can take 10 years before they start to produce nuts with any volume, chose wisely.

Shark Lego.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Next, he's going to yell at the kids.

Hello, I’m a newbie too! It always takes me a while to learn how to navigate sites like these, so ...

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

Welcome, don't be afraid to comment or post.