Do you remember doing math in the pre-calculator days? Square roots?

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2018:

I still have my old slide rule.

Hmmmmmmmmm?

glennlab comments on Sep 13, 2018:

there you go trying to find logic in religion.

We always thought it was really cool to buy these. ???

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

now you really are making me feel old.

Well and then again...

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

You got most of that right. Thankfully there are no permanent records except in the minds of those involved.

I quite smoking almost 15 years ago. I don't get vaping.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Second one, lol

Just for fun, mine is grits, YUCK!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Frog legs, have to admit to having all of them, this year.

Gumbo and cornbread.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

heresy !!!!

What is your fear or phobia? Mine is not on this list, what about yours?

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

heights and claustrophobia.

Ned knows what's up.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

and after it comes, you're going to be really wet. (double meaning intended)

Nope not today or any other day.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

You could do mood music for colonoscopies and prostate exams.

Guess we're not going to get out of dealing with this one. Thanks alot, Flo.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Aunt Flo is coming, and she is pissed.

Ah yes, the trials and tribulations of being a Unicorn.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

So they went extint from getting their horns stuck in the ground, good to know.

How to repel the Hurricanes this year....

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Probably work better than depending on Trump to send help.

Tracking Florence.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Damn that storm is goingg to be a bitch

????????

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

close a door , open a window.

‪52 years ago today the very first Monkees episode aired on NBC!

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Now you're just trying to make me feel old.

Sounds coherent enough...

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Not quite whacky enough

Congrats to @SukiSue for Level 8

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

congrats @sukisue

I'm having a terrible dilemma.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

3 d cell batteries. device to put them in, walah, instant gratification lol

Poor puppy

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

aw nuts!

Notcho cheese

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

no, no no. I will not correct the mistake, not matter how much it hurts to see it.

This needs to be heavily advertised.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

No life vests allowed.

My darling boy, Bug.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That look

Very unusual markings

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

stop dipping kitties in paint.

What kind of fish is for dinner?

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Love salmon, but all are good.

Florence update.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I've been through 7 hurricanes and numerous tropical storms, all are potentially deadly. Even the outer bands can be extremely dangerous, be very careful and stay safe.

The bullet bra 1950, I would have to be dead to wear something like this, how about you girls. ?

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

And they hurt when they hugged you.

Calling for the right time?

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Don't know if they still do it, but there was a radio signal out of Denver that gave the correct time every 15 seconds for when you needed exact measurements for navigation.

I'm thinking about getting a pet in the next few days, probably a puppy, any suggestions on type ...

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Puppies require lots of energy to deal with, they are children with additional problems. Find a kennel club that will train you and the dog, It is never too soon to start the training process. It is an investment in the next 10 years of your life together. Go to some of their meetings and play with their dogs, don't rush it, it's a life decision.

Hurricane coming? No worries St. Trupmpster will rescue you.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

If 3000 dead, no electricity for a year, and non functioning infrastructure is an A+, watch out eastern seaboard.

She doesn't gag

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

That was the problem, she didn't swallow, and apparently couldn't spit farther than the front of her dress.

Jesus was a racist!

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Tyrone, you in trouble... for eternity

Earthy Questionnaire-I have never done 10 things on this list. How about you?

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

done them all

Have you ever???

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Admitting failure can be difficult.

Total Fraud of a Man

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

He must be circumcised, because they threw away the wrong piece.

Total Fraud of a Man

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

not only that, but I think he is getting ready to leave us for a younger more attractive (to him) country.

Poking about in the flowers today.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

great pics.

Those things have sold more stuff to men than any amount of logic…

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Thankfully, I'm a leg and ass man.

Sunrise 7 a.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

beautiful

Whe you help a friend move, always bring a Sharpee

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Now you know why people don't ask me to help them move.

Rental?...

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Yeah, but how much is the rent and do the furnishing come with it.

Oh, yes ma'am

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I rather drink wine and eat Sophia Loren.

Not too many NJ men on here, looking to date.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

Give it some time, you never know what will happen. If you suspect a scammer, report it to admin. find some groups that cover your interests and take time to get to know people.

They should get rid of the catholic church!

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

I had such hopes for Francis when he took over for the count, looks like he was as blind as all the other supervisors.

Sounds about right.

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

North Carolina if you liked Puerto Rico, you're going to love what trump does to you

Speaking of the coming flood...

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

adam and steve?

We Don't Need Any More Carolinians!

glennlab comments on Sep 12, 2018:

got a meme for that

Is this a lesbian act?

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Is the cat female?

Tick....tick......tick.....

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

need some tnt attached to that sucker

Unindicted Co-Conspirators

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I don't think Nixon would soil himself with the likes of trump.

Me..........

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

can't blame a man trying.

If you ever feel sorry for SHS....

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Poor woman

Cats: History ?

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

now they traipse across our keyboard and hit enter as they exit.

Portable Catholicism....

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

no stand up jobs in that trailer.

So I got that going for me.... Which is nice.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

or how much to pay for a virgin.

Same dif.....

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

if that doesn't make you question your religion, what will?

The power of Christ compels you....

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Got to make the best of a bad situation.

Music or no music during sex?

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I've had partners that liked it both ways, It really doesn't bother me unless it is distracting. I prefer to concentrate on what we are doing.

Just in case anyone needed reassurance

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Thanks for the info, now everybody get ready.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

NC looks like she is about to be screwed, and not in the nice way.

'Murcia fuk yes!

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Actually, if you believe their story, he died on Friday, rose on Sunday, so he like gave up a weekend.

Thoughts and Prayers for The Carolinas...

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

or as he chided Noah, How long can you tread water?

Where's the MeToo movement when you need them?

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

And just like that gardeners across the state are lining up to greet people as they leave church.

Need to get me some of that.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Need a case

What will they think of next

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I'll take 2 to go.

This is how I roll

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

You got that down,

Trump Rally

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Never get into a battle of wits with a Trumper, you'll be fighting an unarmed man,

Trump Rally

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Never get into a battle of wits with a Trumper, you'll be fighting an unarmed man,

LOL so me, how about you? ??

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

you hit the nail on the head

Don't multiply ???

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

and practice until you understand it.

Not the “storm surge” NC was expecting

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

Looks like both Carolina's are about to be screwed, and not in the nice way.

Attention shoppers

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

why so cheap, is she full?

Take advantage of this great deal! It will knock you down!

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

It took me a minute.

KK Underwear Factory

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

damn good one.

My son's cat sunning herself???

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

They're so cute when they're asleep, plus they aren't tearing anything up.

Got my sticker from needtoimpeach.com

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I think I said it yesterday, don't think of it as a midterm election, think of it as a courtesy flush to get the ... out.

Ok we had to cut back the Everglades tomatoes they were getting out of hand.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I used to have a problem with my dog getting the fruit, he loved tomatoes, cantaloupe, and watermelon. rescues can be funny.

Snapes face fits perfectly

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

At least they use blue liquid to show how well they work.

Watch out for bears ?

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

"they" was wrong.

Obviously needs repeating

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

How offensive, but I second that.

Not chocolates

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

groan

Thine time has been wasted.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

what a bunch of bull.

Sooo wrong

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

and echoed in the sounds of silence.

A farmer I know uses his loquat trees as support for his vegetables to climb.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

I used to use some of my trees as support for my loofas, that kind of looks like what that is, but almost all of the squash /gourds have similar leaves and fruit.

Heya, I'm Yanis.

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

welcome, jump in and meet some really great people

Not tired of these yet

glennlab comments on Sep 11, 2018:

like he can even control that mouth

Artistry at its finest

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

He screwed up, he's holding two.

Sorry, Ape

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Sorry , you can't pick your relatives.

Twatwafflery. How's that for grammar?

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

what's this grammar you speak of?

Yep, just fine

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Why do you have to ask 3 times if someone is OK, then on #3 they unload with everything that has gone wrong since puberty.

Hunters be like...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Walked up on a hunter once and she had her rifle leveled at someone poaching her kill. He replied. OK mam, it's your deer, Just let me get my saddle off it.

What a fucking insult!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Well, you're the wrong sex.

I always wondered.....

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

First rule of animal photography is don't molest the animals, kid obviously violated that rule.

I'll never get bored with these, this ones so funny

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

She gets paid well for what she does.

Ew, just ew!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

He wanted a cold one.

What movie title describes your sex life? Cast Away

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

The invisible woman or The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly

It's with deep sorrow that I share the news that my mother, Ellen, passed away today.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

Sorry for your loss

Grasshoppers on a giant sunflower.

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

He likes big women!

Wysterious...

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

I love how they bloom before they leaf out.

Ohh.. don't go there!

glennlab comments on Sep 10, 2018:

clean to dirty. lol