This pretty much sums it up.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

You nailed it

Just look at the price of a new home.

glennlab comments on Sep 8, 2018:

The late Molly Ivans said it well

"My lap." "No, its my lap." "I said.....its my lap!" "I told you, its MY lap!"

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

As long as they aren't fighting for space, you're OK.

Views from last year. Sunset from dad's back deck. Flower from the garden.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

nice

Idiot burns his feet while wearing nikes and lighting them on fire. [po.st]

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Who says you can't cure stupid, give them a gas can and tell them it will speed up; the process.

Devil pie!

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

I eat a lot of things that are less appetizing than that, but one thing I love about this group is all the new ideas you expose me to.

She told me to tie her up so.....

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Now you know why I won't trust anyone to tie me up.

Been a tough week... and we deserve it.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Wish Texas would enter the 21st century.

[independent.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

The give away should have been when the fuse started sputtering, you can get a distance away in 7 seconds.

How many Gatorade drinkers know this?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Or you could just screw it back on the top, who knows what that thing has been sitting on. lol

You've got to make sure.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

The only time I use an alarm anymore is on trips when I need to get to my next destination by a certain time.

Good to know.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Doesn't he wish?

Never seen that before!

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

fish are waiting for the by catch.

Had lunch with a hero of mine today.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Trump is still trying to get him to take a meeting, I don't think either would enjoy it.

Exactly!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

If there is no nudity, can you guarantee me that the plot will be sufficient to hold my interest?

That will help insulate it some, good deal...

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

I lost my coffee.

Finally found the square root.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

that would be the square root of tree (3 for those of you that don't speak uneducated, back woods redneck)

This is a great idea LOL

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

That would work if I was ever up at 6 am, but now that you've given me a reason to get up that early.

Getting in touch with your dark side.?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

As long as we all have the same mental defects.

Do you have a minute...for something punny.?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Cat looks pissed. or annoyed. or maybe just catty.

This corner ???

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

You are on a roll.

Quick, Quick ???

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

stopping in for a cold one.

Go to Walmart ???

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

I like to walk into a bar and yell you slimy slut,whoever turns around, that's 'who I'm buying drinks for.

Usually see this type of thing at Walmart.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

doors don't stretch like body parts.

The more the merrier.?????

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

I make it in 5 gallon bottles, and you know, you never leave a bottle unfinished once the cork is out.

..........

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

She doesn't get morning sickness, she just has to puke every time lil donnie tries to mount her.

Abide by the words of Lincoln!

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

And you saw it on the internet, so you know it's true.

A little too late.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Damn, now I'm gonna DIE.

Why are the elderly still so poor?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Trump is Reagan on steroids and farther along in his dementia.

Look out kids!

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Aging the curse of the living.

Doing all the greatest things

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Still say I hope they are the big cinder block bricks with the very sharp corners and sides,

Is is okay to taste the frosting?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

You can if you want.

Well...???

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

make sure you don't see both hands on your shoulders.

This is the place

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

great words to live by.

Just do it!

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Prior to going to serve as an intern, she said she was going to DC to get her presidential knee pads. Both were adults, and both consented, she had other more nefarious purposes than he did. No woman would put a cum stained dress in a safe deposit box unless she planned on using it to destroy the other party. Most women I know would have demanded that I pay for cleaning the dress, not save it in a safe deposit box.

Pollinators.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

fantastic

Daily Fuhrer Trump Temperment SYSTEM

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

I think Bat Shit Crazy is the default mode.

Just Don't Confirm

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

So perjury no longer disqualifies you from serving on the Supreme Court, how low can they go.

Arnold Knows

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Trolling DJ Trump, while impersonating a star,( Lassie taking a dump) priceless

Crapping in His Pants

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

the only thing worse than a shitting balloon is...

What Would You Do?

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

does the word hammer come to mind?

Big Big Baby POS

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

someone's got to go to the potty, and you can't make him go.

Last one for now.

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

No, don't do it.

They're dumb nuff to believe it

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

go for it.

This is crazy!

glennlab comments on Sep 7, 2018:

Now I know where the music is coming from.

What's The Craziest Place You Ever Had a Quickie?

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2018:

In between the dunes on an Oregon beach.

I saw this and had to post it because while everyone has the right to protest whatever they want, ...

glennlab comments on Sep 6, 2018:

got a meme or 2 for that

Seems a no brainer...

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2018:

or add BBQ sauce

Confucius say, check these out!

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Can Trump take on Nascar and country music just tyo fuck with his base.

How to wash a cat

glennlab comments on Sep 5, 2018:

NEARLY LOST IT

Who remembers getting their shoes repaired new heals and new soles .

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

boots yes, shoes only a few times..

I remember kids having them on their shoes at school click clack click clack, it was very noisy and ...

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

And i have a meme for that 2,

Batman knows best

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Girl you have nailed my feelings so well.

Next time you see a pouting face selfie try not to think of this photo of the rear end of a chicken ...

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

great take off on the preacher's nose, you know the last thing over the fence.

Maybe in the balls!

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

butthurt!!!

Boycott those fuckers from Nov thru Jan.

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

My son and I used to really mess with my ex's nativity scenes, adding star wars character, animals into the manger, after the divorce, I wanted her to take all the Christmas stuff, she said my son and I enjoyed playing with it, so it was ours, goodwill got some really nice stuff.

A rhetorical question

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Not only is she that stupid, she thinks all of us are too.

????????

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

groan!!!

Private Meeting w Putin

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Photo shopped, Putin still has his pants on.

I gno whacha sayin!

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

Always said my favorite thing in a woman was me.

The fondling father is so trustworthy

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

He's still looking for one that doesn't throw up after sex.

Are there any more trolls that don't like what I post cuz I love being an asshole!

glennlab comments on Sep 4, 2018:

got at least one meme for that

Don't ask me why I Googled Naked Police Chase

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

A dirty mind is a great comfort.

Rainy day rambles.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Good shots.

Chocolate covered bananas [facebook.com]

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

funny.

So what did everyone do for Labor Day?

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Started the day with a 6 hour power outage, raining so my BBQ was cancelled, still had to cook the meat since it had already been injected and rubbed, 1 0f the 6 people showed up anyhow . Other than that, it was a great day, we got some much needed rain.

This jack-off doesn't want you jerking-off.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

I think they were talking about giving these out at his next campaign event

Dog has no fear

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Last sex ever.

NAACP will be looking fa me!

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

that's bad, but funny.

Kids these days

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Well you and his mother split up before he was born.

I want to know this dude

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Got to remeber this for the next counter protest.

Good morning!

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Power was out for 7 hours this morning so not starting out good.

Daily dose of trump bashing found on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

and get off my grass.

It’s about that time.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Nooooo, it's only September and 100 degrees.

Baaaaaad Idea

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Cheating on whis wedding day, Baaaaad.

How much does it bother you when a person on the internet corrects your spelling, grammar, or misuse...

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Yes to all of the above. I hate to be wrong, so if someone corrects me on fact, spelling or grammar, I will normally research the question. If I am wrong, I acknowledge it and thank the corrector. If i was right, I try to cite why i believe I was right. I also admit to ignoring it if it really doesn't matter to me.

My new lamp.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

I like it!

relationship goals

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Not with my fear of heights,

Triple take is more like it.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

what a prick.

Bobbling? WTF do you do with this.. do I dare ask.

glennlab comments on Sep 3, 2018:

Dash board hula girl without the grass skirt or tits

What year is this? I love, love, love the color!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I'm going to go with metallic silver over metallic purple

I learned to skate on a cement porch with those kinds you attach to your shoes.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I remember the skating rink had an actual organ player in the late 50s.

They are among us.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

don't people realize how easy it is to get caught?

Trump facilitates the wall.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I hope they are those big rough cinder block bricks.

Close cousins

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

lost my breathe laughing.

What is on your life list (some refer to it as a bucket list) Climb Mt.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I'm doing it now, traveling every chance I get, seeing new things, seeing things I've seen before, the only thing is I'd like to get a permanent travel companion, until then I'll just take whoever is free and wants to go.

I have Anisocoria.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

You made me google it so I would not say something stupid.

So are you one who is fashionably early or fashionably late to places?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

I am almost always early, I try to plan for any interruptions in traffic, so if there are none, I'm going to be early.

I wouldn't say......?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

your cows are going to pot.

Round 3 The first 2 are a tree that had fallen across the trail - I love how one side is rotting & ...

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

very good studies.

Why me?????

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Ron Jeremy Jr.?

Careful what you wish for

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Yeah but it doesn't solve the problem for the rest of us.

When grandpa thinks you're a wimp

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

look at the balls on that one.

I have never heard of this, how many you have?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

never heard of it

It's your labor that makes them rich.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

If the highest paid workers in the nation(NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB) feel they need a union, they why don't the rest wake up.

Gardening facts ☺?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Oh you dirty rat.

Sorry if this is a repeat.

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

One of the only other acceptable dick pics

Bikers For Trump?

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

Even they would say he is cray-cray.

Mueller knows everything!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

got to load up, consider them stolen.

Party on seniors!

glennlab comments on Sep 2, 2018:

better than Popsicle sticks and duct tape.