Ya he keeps it tucked in his sock

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Got to agree

Ok can we give these 2 some privacy?

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Hot time in the orchard tonight

Sickass people!

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

they're not inbred, Just because the siter tells the brother he is the best sex after dad and 3 other cousins.

I'm preparing for a much better future, how about you?

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Hell , I'm just trying to downsize so that if something or someone comes along there'll be enough room.

What kind of festering fucktangled, outdated, rape culture, no responsibility having, Trump ...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Sorry, I didn't see the link.

What kind of festering fucktangled, outdated, rape culture, no responsibility having, Trump ...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I haven't heard the latest assault on our sensibilities what di the ass in chief do this time?

Landscapes — 1: Aurlandsfjord at Flåm, Western Norway.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Beautiful

Why men don't write advice columns.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I don't see the problem here.

This is really cool.... everyone should try it...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I know you don't like microwaves, but that is too much.

Comma Sutra.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Punctuation

It was just one drink.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Smart move.

Punny as hell

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Darwinism at its finest

Aaand a little Jewish humor...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Hey, it was your job to make sure it was done.

Name this band.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Metal GILFs

I don't know...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

What a crappy thing to say.

Or something like that.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Winter is coming in like 6 months, for 1 week.

Give it to my attorney Michael, I mean Rudy.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

No, this is the other abortion bill, the one that you still owe.

Daily Presidential briefing.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

like he can pay attention to 2 screens at once.

Finally something that Trump is the very best in the world at - being a village idiot.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Thanks for psoting

Children's classic

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Oh duck crap.

He's got cameltoe

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Unitard is way to tight .

And sought after ever since!

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Cut her deep and wide.

He got that one on you

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Only if he's posting. She's too smart to leave a trail.

Sounds about right.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Gun nuts logic, ammo vs the guns time.

Motivation.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Only if you return the favor.

The mood - [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

retirement means you don't have to count days anymore.

I don't think I would have to do anything but if I had a hammer...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

great set, consider them all stolen.

Listen up DT.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

got it right.

So what exactly would that entail?

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

I always hoped those damned machines would get an STD, it looks like the odds just went up.

They seemed pretty nice.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Now they've gone too far.

Here's an old one. Who used the inkwell that was on the desk and had the pink blotter?

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

We had them in the first school I went to,but they had taken the ink wells out

Time for an MRI

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

won't find anything

That'll learn him real good

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

nuts

Always look on the bright side of life

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Kind of like giving CPR to a person shot in the lungs

Alimentary chemistry

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Classical gas

Size matters

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

64 if you relax

Maripunny

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

leaf them alone.

On Dasher, on Dancer

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

damn that's brutal

Good morning...fuck Trump

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Fuck Trump, and not in the good way.

Good morning! Thank you for the well wishes yesterday! Doing much better today and going back to ...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

All these damn morning people, good night.

Good Morning!! Now for some coffee☕☕

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

tons of coffee.

Unfortunately, not fake news.

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

you need to check, posting too soon after another exact same post is bad form.

Finding a discreet place can be difficult

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Discreet, sure, discreet.

Just...eeeww!

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

Gentlemen does the drip, drip, drip of ... bother you

Ahhh...yes ...

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

fuck'em if he can't take a joke.

Hadn't thought of that

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

got to remember to bring a camera.

??????

glennlab comments on Aug 30, 2018:

No need to Kill, they are free for the taking.

Out of these three Stephen King movies pick one that is your favorite.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Of those, the Green Mile

You can call me Al.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Al gonna screw with his mind.

Deserved, ouch lol

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Well deserved

Miss Piggy has more integrity.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Finally an honest press secretary.

This is how we fucking roll here

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

doesn't seem like enough.

So the dog ate one of my house shoes last night.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

tough one, I'd go for buying, less work.

Which one are you?

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

For you, I'll help you hide the body.

???????

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Now those are real pussy grabbers.

Hmmmm ummmm

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

got to go with, HUH?

If I ever go to a gym I'm doing this

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

You misspelled BAR.

Oh, Orion.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

6 if you count the little hangy down part.

It was a wild night

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Be open to what you want to do to yourself

Now I am hungry!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

soilent green, in the open no less.

Landscapes: 1: A view from "The Cathedral" northeast of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Nice shots.

Asteroid impacts are 100% natural

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Deathcap mushrooms are 100% organic, wanna bite?

Coyote......

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

They are getting much more aggressive aren't they?

Now she tells me

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

And if you believe that i have some land to sell you.

Your car is too hot

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

This will make more women crack a window than a raunchy fart.

Real go getter.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Girl's got talent and knows how to get a head.

Let's talk bacon

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

But what a way to die (either one)

Hey Bert and Ernie

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Friends for life.

How do you feel when you are talking/texting someone often.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

If all it is is texting/talking and you haven't actually had human contact, then it is still only a feel out. Once you have met and continue the relationship, whole different game.

New games at the vatican

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

RUN.

Yah. That would hurt

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Thank god most programmers are male. lol.

Not even a joke!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

But they also have to tell their BFF as soon as they discover it.

Baltimore Harbor, 2006

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Nice sunset

The most important thing to think about if you ever consider repealing Roe v. Wade...

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Again this group has the best batches of memes.

For the over 50 guys...watch your back.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Run if he puts both hands on your shoulders and says he needs to massage your prostate.

Just so you know

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

But she is only supposed to rest on one square.

Who'da thunk it

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Fuck as they fly off into space.

This has a certain appeal

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Did that on a recent road trip, talk about catching hell.

Everybody's Granny.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

That's what the internet is good for.

President dumbshit just tweeted about China and the DPRK. His removal can't happen soon enough.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Like the full diaper one. Best meme of that pic yet.

We have the same right to offend as they to us!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

We may have rights, but if we don't defend and protect them, they will be gone and become privileges that only a few get to exercise.

Remember those who spread lies, fake news, and fake facts only want to entice you into slavery under...

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Don't ever forget.

On tRUMP accusing Google of bias:

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

got none, so you can't find anything.

So I am driving into town to run a few errands today and I spot this attractive, 30 something woman ...

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

be glad she let you live,

More lies from trumplethinskin

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

He has united them against him in a common cause.

Ha ha Go Bruins!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Then just 14 months until the playoffs start.

Aw always picking on the Beibs

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

No comment, you said it all.

...and you said n so she left!

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Another reason I won't let anyone tie ME up.

Bruce's balls

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Damn gender sniffing dogs. lol

I'm against both.....

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

We should all know our limits.

Just some good vibes for your hump day.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

But don't chip a tooth.

Every stinking ass effing day tRump is an assault on my sensibilities.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

November is coming.

Cheating! I am not sure I grasp all of this.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Cheating is what the couple agree is cheating, and it will be different for each relationship, our comfort levels will change as the relationship matures,

A few of my favorites to use as replys.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Stolen.

So you wanted to see @SukiSue legs and feet !

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Nice toes.

I just thought this was funny.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

No way.

As I'm walking through the grocery store I notice that they still make hot dogs that are NOT ...

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Of course, but they are special order and you have to pay extra.

He has to pay to play.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Mirror is currently carryinf the story that the Cheeto went off in less than 2 minutes and she was being generous.

Trump's WHITE WHITE HOUSE.

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Really really dark times

No thanks, Im good

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

Not going to get THAT jelly.