Jew bet your ass

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Yiddish punster.

Sharks, they're good guys really

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

poor misunderstood shark.

Hurrah for donuts!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I normally only have one doughnut, the one on the right.

For fun! I would probably poke it to see if its alive. ? what would you do?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

long stick, and poke, then approach slowly while looking for the camera crew.

I knew it! I absolutely knew it!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I would go for 5 out of 5

"Elephant ears" in the rain.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

remember getting in trouble for cutting them down and using them to cover our clubhouse, good pictures.

Prehistoric beauty.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

We used to keep an alligator snapper in the lab, (rehabbing it) they have some of the fastest reflexes you have ever seen and are great ambush killers.

Boys night out!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Class reunion?

Aw she's a real pissah,that girl!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

needs a little meat on those bones

Ethnic Barbie

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

It's good she listens the second time you tell her something

Ron...baby...this one's for you

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You're dead, sucker!

Made in America?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You know some poor children in China are trying to figure out why there is such a demand for these.

Well hell...

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

need me some of those glasses.

Don't leave your beer out.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

and single Mormons, old camping rule if you invite a Baptist or Mormon invite 2 otherwise they will drink all your beer.

The sunset and people watching the sunset.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Love the color reflection

Yeah, right.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

going up's a bitch, but coming back down, Oh Happy Day!

It was a long swim.

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

The only reason we name cats is it's too hard to imitate the sound of an electric can opener,

..and that's what it means when they say god had a reason

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

And, now you know where my lack of faith began.

I can't get enough!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

PTSD anyone?

Has anyone seen it?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You're going to have to take matter in your own hands.

Fuck Trump...enjoy your day!

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

Hit the nail on the head

Ok they can run down the field and feel the jersies

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

that's like notice at he drive thru ATM, all the keys are marked in braille.

Copycat!???

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

You got me twice today.

I remember my parents had one but not this color. Do you know of anybody that still has one?

glennlab comments on Sep 20, 2018:

I haven't seen one in years, hated having to put the bedspread on the bed, since the first thing I did was kick it off.

Daughter knows best.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Don't even want to know any more.

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Normally hits around 9, 9 AM.

80's Russian Roulette

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

And that is why you don't save old VHS tapes, convert them to DVDs that you can use permanent marker on and trash the tapes.

Birth control

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

if the third one doesn't dry up the ole lady parts, you need a lobotomy and get fixed.

I kinda HAD to post this. How often do you come across something like this?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I thought they only stole souls! well, that might sort of qualify.

Am surprised this has not been posted yet

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Texas got a couple of billion gallons of rain more the same week, so it's not even the wettest storm this month.

Not only on FB does this exist.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I think the probability of butthurt is closer to 100 %. at least by someone.

You tell em Beav!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

damn I was just getting ready to recycle that one, guess I'll just have to refile it for later use.

He's on top of something alright, soon to be a bottom.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

ROTFL

Not sharing my fucks today.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

All out of fucks to give.

Shot over the Red River from Margarittaville parking lot

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

This was one of those days when I walked out to the car to bring my camera up to the room and had to shoot, and shoot, and shoot. I think these were the two best but there were others in the class

Do other people have tiny little frogs sticking to their windows at night or is it just me? Lol...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

used to get them in SW La, but since I moved to places without a lot of fresh water not so much.

I gag when I lick a stamp!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

kermit, you dog,

Vaseline we not have

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

hopefully he's hung like a gnat,

I feel for who ever was baking!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I hate that judgey part

Weak ass kids.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Kids weren't strapped in, roll down windows and AC was only in luxury cars.

I do this with my car too ?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Thanks for the excuse.

Name that song

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

John Denver is rolling over in his grave.

Available by appointment only

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ow, ow, ow, nope.

Hung with his own flag ha ha ha

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

nice

Cruel Barbie!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

calls them like she sees them. Sometimes it's better to come in first and third.

Whoa how racist!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

ooohhhh nooooo.

In my day...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

We are now the grumpy old men.

If you want to leave a note or get a phone number of your state Senators, the link would be like the...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

You can call by calling the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121. Tell them your state and they will connect you with their office.

So, this evening Linda (my lovely wife) is meeting with a group of fellow CPAs about IRS notices ...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Be sure to save an extra bottle for Linda for when she is done. I'm glad that (accountant) phase of my life is over

Long book title.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I have 2 phone voices, one for people I know, kind of nice and mellow, and for ones that I don't know one that begs the question of could I be more of an asshole.

Welp, that's a shame.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Now that's a club you want to visit before it shuts down.

Somebody with a pen.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Holy ass wipe, Batman.

You know what I like!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Damn she's hot.

Arrrrrrr ye scalleywags, it’s talk like a pirate day!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Arg matey

Would you want that arm around you?!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

or go for fisting.

Limited vocabulary

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

nice multiple choice

???????

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

of everything.

Really!!!???

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

You know your sex life sucks when the salad is getting more than you are.

Tyler get's burned.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Teacher's quick.

She's having fun...for now!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ghost party?

Whoever thought this one...bazinga!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Bazinga

I love these 2, they're so far from home

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

What a pain in the ass.

Dicks. Blehk

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

And it will screw you if it gets a chance.

seems fair

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Not enough ORs to do it before they multiply.

Garden visitor.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I fed a few generations of garden spiders like that. They make beautiful webs.

Just some eye candy...just a young Robert Plant and his package. Move along now...nothing to see...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Doesn't do a thing for me. lol

Take Chances When You Are

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

took them, now I've got the stories and trying to get more good stories.

Just look at you

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

yep

About right...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Ain't it true.

It's Wednesday and it's talk like a pirate day - carry on

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Aaarrrrg

Just how freaky are you?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

$12,900 now who's gonna pay.

Apparently I’m banned from the Walmart in Grants Pass.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I laughed so hard I had to hit my inhaler.

There are numerous reasons to celebrate life.

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

well said

Coffee anyone?

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

That explains the taste of the coffee.

Meow???...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

OK, I'm a cat.

You're all correct...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Nailed it.

You're right & you're wrong...

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Christ did die for your sins, he died what late Friday, and got up early Sunday Morning, so he gave up a short weekend. lol

Yeah, Dave, you asshole!

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

Dave's a dick

Great Lakes odd couple

glennlab comments on Sep 19, 2018:

groan

Would you dump someone simply because they weren't good at sex ?

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

not if they were willing to learn. How often do you have bad sex? It's like anything else in the relationship, talk or show what works better. There's no part of a relationship that doesn't require input from both parties. If it is bad sex, it is probably both parties that think it's bad.

Ripe Indigo Rose tomato.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

good looking , how's the taste?

I took, literally, 45 photos of this great egret in flight.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Good shot, I shot frigate birds for 3 days before I got one.

I must say, cats and Gary Larson are a good mix.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

great, loved them all.

Accurate, at least at our house:

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I'm not a sound sleeper, so any cats only slept on the bed a few times, had a waking for food zone and a self rubbing zone only.

POTUS? Is that you? stormy says “hey!”

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

looks like the root has a drip, bad drip.

Reversing Policies

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

send both of them to hell

Just because she's prettier than Frank!!!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I've been really surprised at the number of see thru blouses that show up in pictures that you never see when you are there.

Ready and willing all the way the slaughterhouse.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

If only it were this easy to eliminate them.

Soon the leaves will start turning, which means it will be time to visit Horton Creek, Arizona.

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

neat

Hahaha true for me ?

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

That's the reason my mother made sure I new how to cook, well. She said even if the sex is bad, if the food is good, she's less likely to leave.

Great news!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Still need to republicans to flip, letters to the editor in Maine and Alaska since those two senator's offices are only taking constituent calls.

Spoiler Alert

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Dn't think it took that long

Back seat driver

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

normally people that hear voices should be committed.

Tried come in thru Mexico

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

No brown skinned middle eastern men.

Another self defense

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Texas cop?

Joseph you dumb shit!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Tell me Joseph wasn't gullible

He works in mysterious ways!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

or a comedy writer with a dark sense of humor.

Ernie takes no shit from anybody!

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

looks like my supplier,

Me...sigh c'est la vie

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

I can relate, I'm twice the man I used to be.

Those rednecks done outfoxed themselves. :D

glennlab comments on Sep 18, 2018:

Those were never Willie Nelson fans, they were blow hards that saw a chance to get their 30 seconds of fame by trashing an icon.