Future president!

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Learned from the best.

Lesson learned

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

someone needs to send this to lil donnie, except it should read "Don't Collude or Obstruct"

Here kitty kitty!

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I couldn't catch my breath, consider it stolen

Howdy Y'all!! We had a slew of new members join up recently, I mean way more than normal!! I am so ...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

With the newest revelations, your job should get very interesting.

Something new to think about

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I do hope everyone realized I was being sarcastic. Bitch needs to go.

............

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

a friend helps you move a best friend helps you move...bodies.

...........

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Surprised it wasn't a full luggage set along with a plate of fried tail.

Those who remember an early interwebs meme, "I haz cheeseburger" will appreciate this one, laugh out...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

To close to correct spelling and grammar.

Prison Bound

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

No, but KY can make your time more pleasant.

When those whose common sense, morality, and unethical behavior is given over to those who consider ...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

They don't even have to be in large groups.

Goddamn sicko

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

It's the auto asphyxiation that is most dangerous.

Let him pull ya finger too

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always knew shatner was a freak.

No worries

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

and not as much.

Passion of the christ on the playground.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always holding up the line.

Love made in heaven

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

First look they appeared to look like panties.

Nope...not at all...

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Remember, accidents cause people.

Lmao......

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

good one

Here's an explanation from the presidink about a misprint on those red hats.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Love the picture.

I saw them perform in a nightmare

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Big hair to hide the brain damage.

WhaT-everrrrrrrrrrrr but it was all I could come up with resurrecting an old word "Occidental"

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Couldn't think of an "O" word myself, way to go.

An unnecessary new APP for the "presidink's" shifting statements.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

If his finger or lips are moving, he's lieing

I'm a member of the other PETA People Eating Tasty Animals

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Free range animal crackers

Great advice in an already overpopulated and underfed world.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Is that daily back limit, or possession limit?

I've always known that prayer is a pointless waste of time.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

What about their hopes?

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glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

I bet she can suck it down.

Ronda will kick your ass with a twizzler

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

always room for jello

?????????

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

can't wait to hear the stories.

Sweet Missouri

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

That could be a pain in the ass.

porn or golf?

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

He has a better partner at golf, plus he plays with his own club and balls.

a silly post.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Looks like a 2 bag couple

Everything.

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

kind of blows your mind

Congratulations @ProudMary!!! Welcome to Level 8. Did you order your T-shirt?

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

we're proud of you mary, an inspiration to all us under you.

Cleaning the gallery

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

Nice grouping

Hired by trump,soon to go to jail for lying to the feds

glennlab comments on Aug 23, 2018:

or 3 CVS receipts.

How many like this TV show?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Still watch it from time to time on syfy

It’s only a matter of time...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

No micro lens

saving the day

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Another storm is coming.

Pond scum also rises to the top.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I don't want to know where those thumbs have been that they feel the need to show them.

Me at work, lol

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

You just got to do like 12 a minute

With the information gained in court records of Cohen and Manafort trials, there is enough ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I spoke with my rep. As long as Ryan and Mitch McTurtle control the house and senate, there will be no meaningful investigations by either body. The earliest hearings could start is early January under the new congress. Don't be discouraged by the lack of action, VOTE.

What a stupid.....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Trumps new roomie.

Just curious cuz I've never seen it done

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

DON'T try 8 or 0 you'll get hurt.

The Friday night fights!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Not the one in purple for sure.

Also, chemicals are turning the frogs gay and Obama was born in Kenya.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

And that was the first time in 30,000 years.

Beer works better....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Beer is better, it is a diuretic.

So we have that going for us.....which is nice.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Never pass up a good time, we're all gonna die.

Too soon?....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

As long as they are funny, never too soon.

Charlottesville could have been prevented by a cooler of cola....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Side bets?

Men at work....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Damn my french horn got canceled by the admin.

That joke is so old....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Not by the time he gets that armor off

Effective advertising.....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

So autism is worse than death or debilitating sickness that can leave you scarred for life.

Good to know....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

whole to meaning to sucking ass

One competent hire.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

and then overpaid

I am completely disgusted and annoyed that Cohen is trying to crowd fund his legal expenses, asking ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

He stole several million dollars, what did he do with it, wait NY and the fed have probably frozen his accounts pending seizure.

Hallmarks for the worst occasions.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

got to stay away from dangerous places

I am curious to know who all is pushing towards 8.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

still got 25000 to go, so not close yet.

Shit! Now I'm logged in to someone else's fb account!! Did the same thing last time I got a new ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

someone set up a fB account using my primary email, had to set FB as spam so I'd stop getting his updates. I feel your pain.

Fascinating.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

no brain

I'll never look at a chicken without thinking of 7.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

nice collection

It's important to keep priorities straight.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Go for twice in one outing.

Don't forget to wear a condom!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Hadn't thought of that

A loophole

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Too many apparently hate themselves.

Now that the shoe's on the other foot. ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Like your version better than mine, yours has pictures

MAGA indeed! ?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

No his attorney got fucked by his and his boss's actions.

She's paranoid

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

air marshal in disguise

Holy shit Batman! I just went over 49,000 points! Closing the gap!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

keep on trucking

This could mean War!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

They already advertise.

It Broadens the mind..

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Had to look twice.

Short Girls Rock..

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Isn't that called the child support position?

Those clowns....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Lost my drink

It's just getting interesting.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

2 more to go.

Now there's a woman to stay away from!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Arkansas here we come

Why is that?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

cause they don't work.

More where that came from.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

nice choice of colors,

It would be funnier if it was fiction.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

My eyes, how could anyone not tell him sooner, or pretend they never saw it?

Spot the Difference...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

You didn't know sister Mary Margaret then.

Selfie Time...???

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

If not for the hands, it could be his pet goat.

Am I doing this right?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

got the dosage right.

Doctor's Good News?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

they'll leave one note, and it'll drive you crazy.

Telephone Interference

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

youngsters lol

Crayon Delivery Room

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Someone's been dipping in the crayon box.

Different Cost of Beer?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Oh that is punny

Eat Those Veggies Or ........

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

finally a threat they fear.

Don't deny it...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

There's a new item posted on some menus. My girlfriend's not hungry, it's an extra order of fries and 3 onion rings

Those damn rai-sins....

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

if its raising it must be sin. or fun, you pick.

Listen to Bette.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Vote early, vote often

Break it down for them - Power Point style.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

And you wonder why no one is willing to work for Trump, too many crooks spoil the white house.

Never Said John McCain's Name - What A Pos!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

He hates anything that is not Trump.

What Do You Think?

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I would be satisfied with a simple firing squad with multiple targets.

White Supremacy Rally

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

The way you shut up the neos, you show up in 10 times their numbers and shame them at every turn

Sad Sad Man

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

It would be farther up his ass if it was

Bert & Ernie,a better love story than...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Wants to know if he can lend a hand.

And now he has Rudy Giuliani to prove him right!

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

I wonder why he always denigrates them after they turn, talk about a jilted lover.

Schools in Murica...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Somebody ate the books rather than read them.

Gary do you think we're stupid...oh look grapes

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

OMG fruit, but don't grab the centerpiece.

Good morning! Have a great day. But first ...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

some mornings

Well I don't want her to choke...

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Always willing to be helpful.

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Found the witch

Meth house.

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

too many teeth, or it just started

Hmmmm. Good question

glennlab comments on Aug 22, 2018:

Someone has way too much time.