Baby hands talking to each other

glennlab comments on Aug 29, 2018:

damned lying hands.

My most trusted politically astute friend in a Repugnican't area.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

that is too good.

The truth isn't the truth.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Got me.

P and Qs... So important.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Always better to be polite

@livinlife....this one's for you.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

That how Jesus made water into wine, lol

Me, posting memes on my work's Wi-Fi.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Every fucking time,

As the crow flies...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Never thought about it in reverse.

Pocket watch was my guess.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

small change.

Never too early to plan...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Not I.

I learned something new today!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Been wondering that too.

Practice makes perfect.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I normally only have 2 drinks, but some asshole always puts it in 40 glasses

Riddle me this

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Yes.

Haha...gross...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Hell when I started dating, you were lucky if she shaved her arm pits, and had a full carpet with big teased hair.

Relaxing with my pup

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

nice, what type of dog?

If I can't have spring; I can spit out my spring collection for the fall.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I think the only one I can identify is the lupine, but i haven't lived out west in almost 40 years, but nice collection.

Hell yeah....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

You've got that right.

Sometimes it is necessary

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

They better get out of the way, I haven't had a rabies shot.

Tales of dating

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

old, but still true.

Can't kill this weed, so I'll shoot it.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

bind weed, wild morning glory, that god damn fucking strangling shit, all common names, but it is a pretty flower.

Oh. My. God.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

The stupid, it hurts.

Different strokes

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

thank god I don't get easily offended

Oh yeah....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

You've got that down pat.

The real danger.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Damn, must have had 2 joints instead of 1.

That's...something.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Can't get more foreign than that, unless it is the land of thought, she gets lost because it is unfamiliar territory.

He's pondering it now.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

platitudes!!!

I was at a restaurant wherein I saw a sign that said, "Unsupervised children will be given an ...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

need to add some chocolate.

Food posts for thought

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Hot sauce makes it more interesting and a lot more movement.

Not a meme but needed to be posted

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

They are not adrift, they are totally lacking any moral compass.

This is so believable

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

With his prejudice, I'm surprised that he doesn't want just implement the final solution already.

If only he looked the part

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Worth a shot.

Daughterlust!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Lil donnie wants him some .

Dad thinks he's a stud!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Sauce for the gander, sauce for the goose.

He's being creative

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Gotta go shopping with you to see how many malls we can be thrown out of.

These were documentaries?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I'm expecting Trump to anyday start watering with gateraide.

They also serve who didn't serve. A Borowitz gem. [newyorker.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Ole bone spurs couldn't be bothered to serve.

Proof of de-evolution.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Who would have thought Beevus and Butthead was a documentary.

Melania finally being useful.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

We should be so lucky.

Now we know.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Heaven forbid that Gaga had any Shatner genes

UPS drive by.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I hate to be dense, but please explain.

Wonder what sound that is?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

The Stepford choir

Sadly, I've been there a few times.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Alcohol said text her, she will love it, Alcohol lied,

My dishwasher has the same settings as my girlfriend.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

need this for sure, where is it located on your girlfriend, I can't seem to find it?

Number 3 seems to work well.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Hard to believe the things that have to have instructions

Picking his next Attorney General.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Brain surgery?

In the spirit of reciprocity since @Wurlitzer brought it up, for the men, what would you like for ...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

No teeth.

If only there was a way to fix this

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

If I lived at 54 I'd get it, but like you I live at 45.

Black licorice.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Bout time they gave us useful information

Wrong Republican died

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Me too.

?????????

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

All so good, where do you get these from?

Being single

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Been there way too many times

Unicorns.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

A leopard moose camel with a 40 foot neck, but I'm a realist

This Is A Dog Fuhrer Trump

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Even then, he normally called him by name.

A must read !!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Got me.

Can't Color Correctly

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

It's the Russian flag

Luxury Travel

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

We'll buy one more first class ticket to super max.

Wanted Dead or Alive

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Preferably dead, but at least incarcerated.

Sincerely Everyone

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

And that all the rumors about you are true.

YWCA Request Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

That's some shit.

Warning Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Recently picked up a hitchhiker, he asked if I was afraid he was a serial killer. I told him the odds of 2 of them in one car were astronomical, he got out.

Roadl Rage Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Finally a sign i can support.

No Hipsters Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Got to keep those hairy little bastards out.

Special Crossing Sign

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Gotta get one of those.

More Opossum Trash ..

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

You stinker

Too racist? Cuz I've got a ton of em

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

She didn't even originally want , Once again all of Trumps problems can be traced back to stepping into the light to run for president.

????????

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

They will have their cabinet reunion at Ft Leavenworth

What kind of act would you really love to try on/with a partner that you've never preformed before?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

I'm old enough that I don't believe that there is anything that I really want to try that I have experienced at least once. There are plenty of things I would like to try again. I've always been adventurous and sought out partners that were too.

There might be a Star Trek Theme in my Meme group today - [agnostic.com]

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Thank goodness for screen shot memes.

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glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Rats, great big rats with dicks this long

?????????

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

You got to take advantage of the situation

It's worse than we thought....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

And they are all out of what you want.

Perverted piñata

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

BDSM for parties.

Couldn't you let him keep his happy thought?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

we are all one

do you mind if.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Recently took a trip with a friend, she spent the entire time on her phone. She missed all the scenic wonders we were driving through. The few times she put the phone down she was awed and amazed. Not going to make that mistake again. I will no longer beg for time or try to convince someone to chose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.

We need to arm all gamers.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Gamers always resort to Halo or Mortal Combat to ease their pain

Normie Opossum Trash.....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Now, I know where it went

Simple but true.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

or sound reason

Perfect description of me!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

If you are easily offended,don't follow me.

LB67 reminded me of trees with her Sequoia picture.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

loved these trees, been to all three groves.

Love her or hate her, she would be so much better than the pumpkin...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

brutal, but funnier than pig at a wedding.

Can you see it? I do have a picture of what you're looking for

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

loosey goosey

So much winning.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

He's preparing for the fucking he and his family are getting ready to take.

He can catch up on reading

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Too much reading material for Trump.

Asshole you are!

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

No might to it.

???????

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

dogs and goats, gotta love em, before they love you.

Real simple and direct

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

clock needs to run out

I'm thinking of trying a new dating site, anyone have any experience with this one?

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

Lil donnie's new site?

She's a date up-to-date.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

No judgement in that look.

Jesus says...

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

double up on the interaction

Chalk another one up....

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

good for you

Good reason to avoid public restrooms

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

clown cum?

No they can't.. let's fight to the death.

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

give me memes or give me death.

Mickey Mouse Club

glennlab comments on Aug 28, 2018:

finally a use for mickey

Just some memery.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Always watch out for the backdoor boys.

I guess you could say my dog is a bit of a "Loafer" lol

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Talk about pugly

Someone call Hallmark....

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

If drunk me upset you, don't confront sober me about it, I wasn't there.

My weekend in a nutshell....

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

I see we were with the same people

Paradoxically.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Say what?

Millennial first world problems...

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

Communications, got to be honest

You're going to get what you deserve....More NIN puns.

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

The creamy filling is leaking out.

Really different reasons

glennlab comments on Aug 27, 2018:

At least a woman's not going to be sore after going through a box of tissues.