How we lived life without memes 🙄 I can’t . Memes are life indeed 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

The Italian greyhound one makes way too much sense. Cat hell is real.

Red State Republicans Propose Using Children to Fill Labor Shortages Faced with low unemployment ...

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

You know that if they let the children do the dangerous jobs, they won't survive to tax the social security system.

[tiktok.com] When u are done w humans

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Fuck'em all!

[tiktok.com] Where is the lie 🙄🙄🙄

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Why do I have to do something? I can be happy just doing nothing or completely engaged or anything in between. and I try not to get upset if my plans don't work out.

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glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

sweet

[tiktok.com] [tiktok.com] It is what is 🦇🦇🦇

glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

Somehow I can see you in that.

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glennlab comments on Feb 12, 2023:

You probably felt like the first time someone took me to an authentic Cajun place, When you've been raised with excellent food, it's hard to accept a poor imitation.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

They have never been on my list of places to eat, so I feel a little vindicated.

Now that's dark

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

I think it's perfect.

Lovely fragrant magnolia in my garden.

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

The are amazingly long lived trees. Mine was 80+ when I moved in 35+ years ago. They grow so very slowly, but they put a lot of energy into their flowers . So fragrant.

'A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to ...

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

Some obituaries are more fun than others to read.

Deep Purple. - Highway Star, live 1972… [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

I don't think I ever knew the name to the song, but I recognized it instantly.

Republicans Pissed Biden Shot Down ‘High-Altitude Object’ Over Alaska The Pentagon announced...

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

First he was too slow, now too fast, they need to call Putin and find out what the right answer is,

There is not enough bleach in the world to erase this image from my eyes. Ugh!

glennlab comments on Feb 11, 2023:

I'm thinking ivermecktin douche with a gargle of 20 minutes of bleach

Speaking of mysterious spy balloons that need to be shot down ...

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2023:

Looks like the diaper may be full and the scent protection is down, repeat, the scent protection is down.

MTG without her makeup on. Such a striking resemblance…

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2023:

Get used to her, she is the new face of the Republican party.

Bill Withers - Lean On Me [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 10, 2023:

Good selection

Seriously? Not even one you cut in half?

glennlab comments on Feb 9, 2023:

waiting on a flight,but funny

You are not going on vacation without me!

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2023:

They'll catch you at the airport.

Neo-Nazi Leader and Girlfriend Arrested in Power Grid Attack Plot Atomwaffen neo-Nazi group ...

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2023:

I can't even, the stupid, it hurts too much

Its is coming up to seed sowing time again.

glennlab comments on Feb 7, 2023:

I have enough aloe that it may well be worth trying. no great loss if it doesn't work well.

One day at church, a priest delivers a sermon about the importance of forgiving your enemies.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Long life, the best vengeance

You didn’t know I was this adorable, did you?

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

I was wondering how you got so adorable.

Well, isn't she a sweetheart?

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

I bet she was up all night thinking that one up.

Those southern folk will bring it down!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Surprised they weren't shotting not realizing they would be miles short.

And it's not even shaved!

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Well he got what he asked for.

Oh, those slippery wieners...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Guy has his wiener stuck in a snowbank.

You just can't have it all...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

i gave up on the first part years ago.

I'm not sure I want to go that bad.

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

That is a pretty harsh penalty

White Lightning - The Big Bopper [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Haven't heard that in years, thanks

My second Darwin Award nominee this year already!!! It’s gonna be a great year!!!😊 ...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

It doesn't mention how much alcohol was involved, we need to know if he had performance encouraging drugs in his system.

“The Manchurian Candidate” ( this is a comment I posted in 2019) I think I’ve figured it ...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

The only difference between trump and any republican since Nixon is that he says the quiet stuff out loud. other than that, there is no difference. We need to stop making excuses, they have shown us who they are and it is not pretty.

Inspired by what I just saw in the street, I realize that people have the right to bare arms, but it...

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

Make sure your pic has loaded before you hit post

Is it Monday morning yet?

glennlab comments on Feb 6, 2023:

I'm with Jesus.

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glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

I fly different winter/summer. But I always have my backpack w 1 change of clothes at least and laptop, I show up at least 2 hours early.

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glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

I bet they want the government to keep their hands off off their social security and medicare

[tiktok.com] And die fast 😂😂

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

Not the sharpest scalpel on the tray

[tiktok.com] Hello parrot my new friend 😂😂😂💪💪

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

I'm messy enough without a parrot and hate voices in dark rooms. I took care of a friend's parrot while they were out of town, it broke me of ever wanting another parrot.

[tiktok.com] That’s right baby boy ♥️♥️♥️🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

Tiny little thing, big ears.

Anita Plow.

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

Can you see the crash reports? Gordie Plow (ed) the Pillsbury Plowboy?

Anyone with a toolbox will get this

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

I bought a box of just 10 mm to fit the different drives

Lucky me, I get to see these guys today. [google.com]

glennlab comments on Feb 5, 2023:

I love almost all of the gymnastic circuses, looks like a good one.

glad to say I have never watched any thing they've done but seems reasonable

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Pull out the butt plug to descend

I hate it when that happens

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Diabetic?

Hard to understand....

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

That IS one big if.

Be like the princess, little one.

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

For some street musicians, that would be a huge improvement.

Really mom? Just really??

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Why?

Gonna need more than just luck, lol...

glennlab comments on Feb 4, 2023:

Best of luck, but it's Saturday, so you better get there before noon

Funny Friday!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

gOT TO KEEP THOSE MENTAL EXERCISES UP OR YOU'LL LOSE IT

Marjorie Taylor Greene Complains About Her $174,000 Congressional Salary Story by Jon Jackson ...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

She's come a long way

Another reason crows are cool.

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

I watched as a crow very nearly got eaten by my cat, he retreated to the wire above the cat and began a loud report and pointing at my cat until the cat left the area. They are very smart.

One more day of work!!!

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Funny and just as tasteful as always.

Man does not need gold, diamonds or yachts

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

some.

Florida Demanding Girls Report Menstrual Info to the State in Order to Play School Sports Florida...

glennlab comments on Feb 3, 2023:

Why is he so concerned with what goes on in little girls' pants?

Idaho Lawmaker Wants Children to Work for Those Free Lunches

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

In Idaho, when you hear free lunches, you think of Native Americans since more Native Americans are below the poverty line as a percentage than their white counterparts. Can you say racism? When I lived in that area, I was told that they didn't worry about civil rights because they didn't have any blacks, but they did have Indians.

Sorry for being a pig. The struggle is real!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

that's what happens when you put 38d tatas in 36c bras

Tastier too

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

It's tastier and more filling and no one looks at you strange if you go back for seconds.

The perfect treat for the season.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

They're all make believe so why not?

worth another post. Fox seems strangely silent on the War on Christmas this year.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

I believe the real winner has been Amazon.

Guess he never thought it thru

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Go for the gusto.

Why did Jerry Falwell Jr suddenly come to mind?

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

She might need to slip a potato into the front of her suit to get his attention.

Silk Suggests New Theory on Diamond’s Death During Bizarre Return to Show

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

More Chickens for Col. Sanders talk.

It is a slow transition becoming a cyborg j/k.

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

one step at a time

So in addition to their Satanic after school clubs the Satanic Temple has now opened its first ...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Actually named Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic , they do good work. and $90 is a very good price.

Friday is almost here...

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

have another drink and talk to the negotiator.

Macaroni aggressions!

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

That description could apply to a lot of people

In a world full of Kardashians be a Gilda Radner!! Taken from someone else

glennlab comments on Feb 2, 2023:

Always loved Gilda, gone too soon

Speechless at this point. When my pets mess up

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Pretty sure you're right.

I knew there was a reason I kept that game.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

If only that worked.

Well that explains Louisiana.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Had to make sure neither of them backed out before they got to the mosquito infested swamp.

But doesn't she win a prize or something?

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Never swallow your bubble gum.

At least I made the effort!

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

I was wondering if they were going to fund my 401(k) this year since they had such good profits from my work.

I’ll just keep your pizza warm for you…

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Then I'll eat it for you.

Storm coming.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

I love a good storm.

You can just tell, Popsicle DGAF

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Don't worry Popsicle,, he didn't see you.

Apparently this is old, but I hadn't seen it. [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Mass hysteria best played to metal.

Can never be too careful...

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Are you sure you want to ask that question.

At least he checked in to see.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

He could have hot fingers on that waffle iron.

No brush required.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

They all kind of make you think, good set.

The Hollies - Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress, live 1975… [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

You bring back good memories almost every day

Simple but true.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Truth

Religious memes

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

Joel Osteen is the poster boy for what is wrong with religion

Well, that says alot, lol.

glennlab comments on Feb 1, 2023:

and you had better believe it.

Pulling from my archives.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

We don't meet the IRS test, we don't have a dogma and we don't meet regularly.

Little slice and dice

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

really cutting.

Touch of romance for ya'll

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I had to do a triple take.

You know you are getting old when.....

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

When someone asks if I went anywhere, I name the stores.

For those of you that are not experiencing the freeze this is what it looks like.

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

We've got about 3 inches on the ground here, just like clockwork, for the first of Feb.

People of a certain age…

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I just gave my son the three that my grandmother made

Yeah, which one?

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Yes

And now you can have one built into your eyeglasses…

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

There were lots of things they got right and wrong about computer evolution.

Whaddya think??

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

mean.

Tryna think if this was a song in millennial movie…

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

A little Jerry Lee is kind of a right of passage.

Oohhh, scary!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

gone the way of the coal miner, out sourced to the machine.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Trump, New York, and cold water.... [youtube.com]

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

buckle up buttercup, it's about to get interesting.

Clever wordplay

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

I see what you did there, very punny.

I love that stuff!

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

wd 40 for things that don't move that should, duct tape for things that move that shouldn't

The stages of life...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Death is just natures way of telling you it is time to slow down.

A prankster to the end...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Spring load the lid.

Steering clear of that place...

glennlab comments on Jan 31, 2023:

Do NOT go to Kohl's.