Admit it. You sang this if you are old enough to remember it.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 13, 2022:

With those prices it must have been a loooong time ago.

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

Jan 65 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c7D0YsgnrE

I had to laugh, but I love the way she thinks.

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Hope she never has a sticky nut.

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

several ways to take that.

This little guy found a spot in my shop towel bucket.

LiterateHiker comments on Apr 13, 2022:

What animal is it?

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@LiterateHiker They are very slow moving so they are huge targets for drivers. My dog used to 'kill' the same one most nights during the summer. Their main defense is to go catatonic, then release a horrible musk smell. most animals will leave them alone once the musk comes out. They revive then continue on their way.

This little guy found a spot in my shop towel bucket.

LiterateHiker comments on Apr 13, 2022:

What animal is it?

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

It's a baby opossum, when they get this big momma sends them on their way, Up until then, they ride in her pouch or on her back as they grow older

This little guy found a spot in my shop towel bucket.

Garban comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Yummy! Just kidding. They are cute when they’re little but hideous when cornered. Like a rat from hell. But perfectly harmless if you can keep them out of your trash, or your shop towels.🤣

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

I actually want them in my compost, their digging makes it easier on me.

This little guy found a spot in my shop towel bucket.

Marionville comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Cute.

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

Now that I don't have a dog, there is a chance this one will make it to adulthood. opossums look really knarly as adults, but are cute when little. They dig in my compost, keeping it turned and they eat ticks and other insects.

Oh Happy day another group

joeandbarb comments on Apr 13, 2022:

knocked it out of the park again Glenn

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

thanks

It's a good Wednesday, got a couple.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Some oldies and some goodies…and per usual some tired sexist clichés.

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

I try, but I'll never be perfect.

I've been in many of these. What are your memories of them

Killtheskyfairy comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Only used them when went camping with grandparents back in the day. Not a fan. When they started bringing my younger brother on trips, he’d shit his pants before he’d go in there because he was afraid he’d fall in. Grandma was not amused!

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

Growing up, there were lots of families out in the country that had them. If I went to visit any country friends, there was a good chance they would have one. You always had to check for wasos and snakes when you went in.

I’ll agree totally…..

Tejas comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Although I like the Scandinavian countries and are something to be admired and envied. I don't believe what works there will work here in general. Some things for sure we could and should adopt here. Their countries have less of a population than some of our cities. Bigger population means bigger ...

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@Tejas Only NYC has a population of over 5 million. Check the census.

I’ll agree totally…..

Tejas comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Although I like the Scandinavian countries and are something to be admired and envied. I don't believe what works there will work here in general. Some things for sure we could and should adopt here. Their countries have less of a population than some of our cities. Bigger population means bigger ...

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

@Tejas That is the same argument used to try to defeat social security, Medicare, Medicaid and the EPA. I don't buy that we are too big for it to work, people and corporations are just too greedy for it to work.

I’ll agree totally…..

Tejas comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Although I like the Scandinavian countries and are something to be admired and envied. I don't believe what works there will work here in general. Some things for sure we could and should adopt here. Their countries have less of a population than some of our cities. Bigger population means bigger ...

glennlab replies on Apr 13, 2022:

Norway 5,511,370 Finland 5,554,960 Denmark 5,834,950 Sweden 10,218,971 or roughly the size of Texas, I don't think the size argument will work. Only one US city has a population of more than the smallest country. Stockholm has a population greater than 7 states.

Fun times ahead. What are your least favorite rules to follow?

BitFlipper comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Washing fruit before eating.

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2022:

I'll still eat stuff straight out of the garden. Once in a while, I regret it.

I don’t see what’s crazy about her…

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 12, 2022:

6 cats is normal-person stuff. You need to be up in the double digits......

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2022:

@AnneWimsey I took 10 of them in to be fixed because they kept littering.

I don’t see what’s crazy about her…

AnneWimsey comments on Apr 12, 2022:

6 cats is normal-person stuff. You need to be up in the double digits......

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2022:

My old renter was somewhere between 15 and 20 and they were all feral.

Get in the car, losers. We have work to do.

Sticks48 comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Thanks, but l'm already stoned.

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2022:

This is what I have to say about that.

Fun times ahead. What are your least favorite rules to follow?

JonnaBononna comments on Apr 12, 2022:

I hate, loathe, despise and abominate rules of being a "professional", like you can't wear certain jewelry, have visible tattoos, color your hair anything other than natural colors.... those things have nothing to do with job performance and are just ways to remove personal autonomy.

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2022:

@ASTRALMAX I think they just want to control you since they are prohibited from having slave masters anymore.

Early Tuesday meme dump.

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 12, 2022:

I'll admit, I didn't see the monkey.

glennlab replies on Apr 12, 2022:

it took me a minute, too.

Too much to ask?

glennlab comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Everyone except the next to last one seem more like a mother or grandmother.

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2022:

@Tejas I didn't see that one, my bad.

Be a revolutionary.

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 11, 2022:

I will be planting my tomatoes and herbs in the next few weeks. It is still too cold at night in Nebraska to do much.

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2022:

We had a late killing freeze, so a lot of my perennials are slow to come back, but I have managed to set out lettuce and brussel sprouts. I'll be putting out tomatoes this week. I've gone to almost all containers for my annuals.

Times were different

Retired comments on Apr 11, 2022:

One must be over 70 to even know what a party line was. Visiting my grandparents house and of course “their ring”.

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2022:

I'm 67 and we were on a party line until 1971.

Not a lot of sympathy from me.

Robecology comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Not sure why folk are "picking" on Bezos/Amazon. I here from several folk that they pay well. Jobs with Amazon are hard to come by. Folks wait in long lines for openings...and Forbes reports that the'yre respected by employees; Survey participants rated satisfaction with their employers’ ...

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2022:

union busting, retaliation, unsafe working conditions just to name 3 off the top of my head.

Absolutely factual...

BDair comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Send them recipes for Kudzu, Zebra mussels, and Asian Carp

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2022:

They already have the carp down pat, the other two I'm not sure there is enough edible to work with.

From the mouth of babes! 😂😂😂

AnonySchmoose comments on Apr 11, 2022:

They're all wonderful 😋🥰😊 wtf - baptize a cat? 😂😜🤣

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2022:

..

From the mouth of babes! 😂😂😂

AnonySchmoose comments on Apr 11, 2022:

They're all wonderful 😋🥰😊 wtf - baptize a cat? 😂😜🤣

glennlab replies on Apr 11, 2022:

same one that got me.

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

lol

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 It was quite the party B J Thomas and Ruth Busby as well as a lot of people I have forgotten. Kinky and I visited for about an hour before the party began. We just kind of hit it off. He introduced me around to everyone, it was a blast.

What can i say, I am a hopeless romantic

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

For all you non bourbon drinkers, I haven't had bourbon or any dark whiskey since 2008, substitute any mood altering, inhibition releasing substance or action you wish.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

@AnneWimsey you bet.

So the Russians who looted Chernobyl could end up dying of radiation poisoning.

HippieChick58 comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Oy, were they under orders or just extra stupid?

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

I'm going to guess just that ignorant. They were probably never briefed on the dangers of the area or the radiation hazards. We did extensive testing for hazards, I don't believe the USSR was as concerned with soldier safety so they Russians probably didn't know the danger.

We've got to do something to stop the insanity

Tejas comments on Apr 10, 2022:

So if a woman is expected to give birth in only days, and she purposely kills the baby within her. You don't believe she should receive any consequences?

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

Where in your sick mind did you come up with that? I don't know of any woman that has carried a baby to almost term that would terminate her pregnancy unless there were very serious problems with either her or the fetus. Do you have any idea how rare a circumstance that is? To answer your question, I would support her decision and hope that the procedure took place in a safe place to ensure the woman's health.

Damned Vegans always spoiling everything

OldGoat43 comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Don't cry now.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

Hard not to.

Ok he gave up a short weekend, but what the heck

jeshuey comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Did he really?

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

who cares? If he did live, he's been dead for over 2000 years.

Dieting tips

jeshuey comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Wonder what the note says? It looks a bit blurry.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

grab a snack and find your glasses.

Where do you fit in this? In Ag? In society? where ever? and why if you would care to elaborate.

BBJong comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Good soil = love the personal GROWTH on this site ,,,because of the members like you💛☮

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

thank you

I'll let myself out, I know this one is bad

Garban comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Groan⁴.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

But you read the whole thing I bet.

Ok he gave up a short weekend, but what the heck

Killtheskyfairy comments on Apr 10, 2022:

He doesn’t exist! I hated to burst your bubble but there it is.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

If he didn't exist we would have made him up so we could have the memes. lol

A new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert.

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

lol

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Yes at his 70th birthday party.

Have you taken photos of birds or butterflies?

glennlab comments on Apr 10, 2022:

first two were of an owl family that hatched in one of my trees, second two my resident cardinal male, I couldn't locate the files with all the butterflies so just a few for different stages.

glennlab replies on Apr 10, 2022:

@LiterateHiker I've had cardinals nesting in my yard for the last 30 years. About every third year they actually brood a family and I end up with 6 or 7 for a month or so then I'm back to just one couple.

Texas woman, 26, charged with murder over ‘self-induced abortion’ | Texas | The Guardian

DenoPenno comments on Apr 9, 2022:

IF it is unclear whether she helped someone get and abortion or she herself had an abortion how can she be charged with anything? Abbott and his bunch are so fucking stupid!

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

I've got a feeling that it was an over zealous deputy/sheriff since the booking documents don't reflect even what section she is charged under.

Excellent spring gardening weather today! Considering I have significantly neglected things here ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

You're a couple of weeks ahead of us in Dallas, but I'm getting significant new growth on most things. My blue bells are blooming and they are normally the first things to bloom each year.

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

@MikeInBatonRouge You should start seeing gulf frittillary butterflies and larvae soon. The caterpillars are bright orange with what look like black spikes. They won't hurt the passion vine, and actually help it grow by forcing it to produce more poison against other insects. The new vines may pop up as much as 30 feet from the main plant. Just mow them. You will probably get fruit this year.

Highly qualified no matter her sex or race.

Tejas comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I don't know much about her, but she may be better than the last turd. She talks like a politician though so probably more status quo.

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

She talks more like a lawyer and Jurist, something that most people are quick to criticize since they don't understand the nuances.

Thanks to everyone who helped me get to Level 8 last night. This really is a community! :-)

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

I was more than happy to help. For others that get within 5000 or so points, if you will post in either Just for laughs or Memes R Us with your request for help, I will be willing to help you. I don't always see requests outside of those two groups and since I will do a meme dump in the replies, I...

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

FYI I've still got well over 200,000 points to go to reach 10, so maybe next year.

Hey Everyone, I am now fewer than 1,000 points away from Level 8! Please forgive my shameless ...

glennlab comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Congrats, you made it.

glennlab replies on Apr 9, 2022:

@Organist1 We used to do it all the time, I really enjoy it, I've got tons of memes that I like to get to use again. It also gave me a chance to see your old posts.

Mmmmm. Bacon! 😋

glennlab comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Ok a few more

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2022:

@Garban I have quite a bacon collection, so I try to use them when I get a chance.

Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Marjorie Taylor Greene After She Reported Him to Police [youtube.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Apr 8, 2022:

A snowciopath? Love it!

glennlab replies on Apr 8, 2022:

same

No real theme here, but I thought you might like them.

St-Sinner comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Only one nude

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

This is not the nude group, Sorry.

As I have grown older this has become even more important to me.

NHjulie comments on Apr 7, 2022:

It's always bothered me when religious people have done kind things because they will "be rewarded" going to heaven or it will come back tenfold. Why can't they be kind just to be kind?

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

If you have to be rewarded to do good, you are normally not a good person.

Darwin took his toll on the dumb ones.

Theresa_N comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Actually, warnings such as "this coffee is hot" were because of litigation.

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

@FearlessFly I am well aware of the McDonald's coffee affair. It was a case of the corporation making the victim out to be wrong and the poor McD's the victim. The media ran with the corporate line and ignored the facts of the case. It is taught in underwriting classes as an example of not paying attention to what the corporation says and to look at their actions to establish their rates.

As I have grown older this has become even more important to me.

JackPedigo comments on Apr 7, 2022:

How about if you know they will return the hurt to you and others?

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

That is more about them than me.

Well, that's understandable - I mean, free dirt. 😆

glennlab comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Free dirt, Is it clean or do you have to sort the garbage out of it?

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

@Garban clean dirt can be amended to make good soil.

Darwin took his toll on the dumb ones.

Theresa_N comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Actually, warnings such as "this coffee is hot" were because of litigation.

glennlab replies on Apr 7, 2022:

I well aware of why (my ex is in high risk corp insurance), however, it was a more of you should have known better, than someone should have told me.

Whimsical musings . . . 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

JonnaBononna comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Bacon seeds!

glennlab replies on Apr 6, 2022:

stolen and added to bacon folder

Finally a prayer I can get behind, not for me or mine, but for all those that suffer

KateOahu comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Still payin’, Glenn?

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

Paid mine off long time ago, my son paid his off before he got his Masters.

Collection for your review!

EricJones comments on Apr 3, 2022:

These are great.

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

Thanks

Not really inviting

JackPedigo comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Must be a crossing in Texass!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

Actually Bakersfield, Ca

Matt the face of the Greedy Old Pedophile party

racocn8 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

As long as it's not across state lines... (just cocaine lines...)

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

That's what he's being investigated for.

Finally a prayer I can get behind, not for me or mine, but for all those that suffer

Mooolah comments on Apr 3, 2022:

https://itep.org/55-profitable-corporations-zero-corporate-tax/ Tax reform NOW!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

..

Collection for your review!

Garban comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Great batch!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

thanks

There are quite a few I know

Garban comments on Apr 3, 2022:

We’re going to need a bigger shovel!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

yes we will.

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Yes, I do.

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 In 8 hours, I'll be prepping for bed since some idiot booked a 7 AM flight to Vegas.

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

I like her

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 Yes, you did.

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1 My place in 2 hours! LOL

A few for your funny bones

MichelleGar1 comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Mmmm nachos!

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

That one struck me too.

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 3, 2022:

I like her

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

You figure it out.

Not really inviting

bobwjr comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Pass

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

same

Saturday night! 😂😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Apr 2, 2022:

I need that last one so bad.

glennlab replies on Apr 3, 2022:

@MichelleGar1, @Garban I say we split it and hug everybody.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Tejas comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is flawed to a certain extent. But overall I don't see anything wrong with parents getting some say in their children's education. Teaching children about gender identity and preferred pronouns before they learn what pronouns are is indoctrination. Teaching children about sexual preferences...

glennlab replies on Apr 2, 2022:

@Tejas You need to learn to read legal. Unless it defines the word student it takes on the widest possible definition by law. This law reads like it was written by a third grader. I have spent a lifetime reading and interpreting rules, regulations and laws for a living and this is quite possibly the worst wording I have seen in years.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Tejas comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is flawed to a certain extent. But overall I don't see anything wrong with parents getting some say in their children's education. Teaching children about gender identity and preferred pronouns before they learn what pronouns are is indoctrination. Teaching children about sexual preferences...

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

@Tejas It specifies k-3, but goes on to say students (applying it to all students) https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/florida-hb-1557-anti-gay-parental-rights-education-violates-free-ncna1293466

Because it's Friday, another meme dump! Cheer's!!! 🍻🍾🥂😂😂😂😂😂

ChestRockfield comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I sure hope they meant *two* typos...

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

I'd say several.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Tejas comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is flawed to a certain extent. But overall I don't see anything wrong with parents getting some say in their children's education. Teaching children about gender identity and preferred pronouns before they learn what pronouns are is indoctrination. Teaching children about sexual preferences...

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

This bill is not limited to k-3, it applies to all students if you read its plain text. If we don't teach children things their parents don't understand, we'll soon have a country that is all as dumb as the legislatures of several states.

If the law is not declared unconstitutional, I expect this will become the norm in red states.

Retiredsteve comments on Apr 1, 2022:

The bill is unconstitutional and too vague. https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/florida-hb-1557-anti-gay-parental-rights-education-violates-free-ncna1293466

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

It is unconstitutional because it is too vague. I can't believe it even made it out of the rules committee. It also involves governmental prior restraint.

Be careful who you talk about.

Oldman51 comments on Apr 1, 2022:

I say again that if there weren't a devil the Christians would have to invent him, and they did

glennlab replies on Apr 1, 2022:

I'd say they did.

A few religious and a few good laughs

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Reading through these and enjoying the hypocrisy of belief systems then you get hit with the 69 today and start laughing uncontrollably. Where do you find all of these?

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

couple different sites,

I've got a new dump of memes

tinkercreek comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Magic words over excess food, while children starve - the blind righteous.

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

The irony is strong on that one.

I've got a new dump of memes

joeandbarb comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Absolutely the best meme dump ever

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

Thank you

I've got a new dump of memes

HankSherman comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Ya done good

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

Thanks

Will & Chris can work their own shit out, but I do find this funny 🤣

glennlab comments on Mar 30, 2022:

The slap that keeps on getting funnier everyday.

glennlab replies on Mar 31, 2022:

@OldMetalHead revived a dieing career

He said the quiet part out loud

zeuser comments on Mar 30, 2022:

It was joke. - Melania

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

She would know, she married one.

some funny, some thinkers

HankSherman comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Can't name the type, but it would be a pretty safe bet there are no cat birds in that area....they would never get that comfortable, that high, that exposed......as for the rest........apply put, and creatively captioned.....well done.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

@HankSherman My lab used to tree the neighbors' cats, so I've seen it happen, they keep going up until they feel hidden., no leaves mean that they can still see the threat.

Trailer from the latest Jaws film

bobwjr comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Vegan

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

probably better than the vegan stuff I've had

Trailer from the latest Jaws film

racocn8 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

It could be worse. It could be a cruise ship hosting an attorney's convention...

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

Out of professional courtesy, they'd leave them alone.

some funny, some thinkers

HankSherman comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Can't name the type, but it would be a pretty safe bet there are no cat birds in that area....they would never get that comfortable, that high, that exposed......as for the rest........apply put, and creatively captioned.....well done.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

I'm guessing there's a rottweiler under that tree

Just found a shit ton of Poor taste Will Smith jokes WARNING VERY POOR TASTE

Ray13 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Next they will be giving Oscars out for Best performance at the Academy Award show.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

This probably wouldn't even make the top 5 in that category.

I always hated the knee patches, but they didn't want you to wear shorts either.

St-Sinner comments on Mar 29, 2022:

My family could not afford pants for me to enter college. I went in high school shorts.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

When I went to elementary school, about 50% of the students couldn't afford shoes. On picture day they would try to put the shoe less on the second row so that their bare feet didn't show. This was in Louisiana, not a third world country.

I always hated the knee patches, but they didn't want you to wear shorts either.

KateOahu comments on Mar 30, 2022:

That started LONG before the 70s.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

I remember them in the early 60s, so you are right.

I always hated the knee patches, but they didn't want you to wear shorts either.

Julie808 comments on Mar 30, 2022:

We used the iron on patches to the inside which strengthened the fabric where it needed and the rip didn't show too much.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

My grandmother started with the inside patches, but changed to the outside patches later, I don't remember her reason.

some funny, some thinkers

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 29, 2022:

I want to reach cat lady level 1000. I don’t think Taylor Swift is even at that level.

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

@Killtheskyfairy No shaming intended. I realize that she is talented, but I am very unfamiliar with her work. The only thing I remember about her is she sings country and made headlines numerous times about new lovers. I would make the same comment about a man that did the same.

Just found a shit ton of Poor taste Will Smith jokes WARNING VERY POOR TASTE

joeandbarb comments on Mar 30, 2022:

Holy shit!! I almost pissed myself laughing. way to go Glenn

glennlab replies on Mar 30, 2022:

Just doing what I love.

some funny, some thinkers

silverotter11 comments on Mar 29, 2022:

🤣🤣🤣 Excellent group!

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

thanks

some funny, some thinkers

Killtheskyfairy comments on Mar 29, 2022:

I want to reach cat lady level 1000. I don’t think Taylor Swift is even at that level.

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

I thought she just collected lovers.

some funny, some thinkers

bobwjr comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Great group

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

Thanks

some funny, some thinkers

AnonySchmoose comments on Mar 29, 2022:

For cat-lady 1000, does a plain outdoor cat-walk count?

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

I have to guess no. That's just super normal car-lady

As many of you are aware, I had Covid twice, I developed a worsening lung problem with several spots...

Garban comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Best to you friend.

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

Thanks.

As many of you are aware, I had Covid twice, I developed a worsening lung problem with several spots...

FvckY0u comments on Mar 29, 2022:

awesome news! Glad you are in the clear with covid.

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

One less thing to have to worry about.

Who is with me?

Pralina1 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

That rabbit food in the middle needs to go ! 😂😂😂😂🦇🦇🦇🦇

glennlab replies on Mar 29, 2022:

I haven't heard it called that in ages, thank you.

Way too many people confuse this point and will argue it until they are blue in the face.

BD66 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

If you have a 401K invested in the stock market. If you have an IRA invested in the stock market. If you have a company pension plan invested in the stock market. If you have an Employee Stock Purchase plan. If you have Employee Stock Options. If you have Restricted Stock Units You are a ...

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

I see that you a temporally financially inconvenienced multi billionaire . Call me when you have enough to live and not have to work without touching your principle. from the dictionary, I could find my advanced Econ note Definition of capitalist (Entry 1 of 2) 1 : a person who has capital especially invested in business industrial capitalists broadly : a person of wealth : plutocrat Charitable organizations often seek help from capitalists. 2 : a person who favors capitalism

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

HippieChick58 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I haven't watched television in 5 years, and I don't feel like I'm missing anything.

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@Sticks48 I'll know tomorrow when we go over the results. I've got several things they are monitoring.

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

BD66 comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I can't find any evidence to support the contention that John Wayne had to be held back by six security guys. Can you?

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

From the person on stage Sacheen Littlefeather When Marlon Brando won his second Academy Award in 1973 for his iconic role in The Godfather he famously did not accept it himself. Apache President of the National Native American Affirmative Image Committee, Sacheen Littlefeather accepted it on his behalf and spoke about the poor treatment of Native Americans. As she walked onto the stage she was met with a mixture of boos and applause. As she delivered the speech John Wayne was furious. She later said, “During my presentation, he was coming towards me to forcibly take me off the stage, and he had to be restrained by six security men to prevent him from doing so.”

Way too much attention and hype over the slap last night, it's not like a 6' 4 " was trying to hit a...

CourtJester comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Can you imagine the uproar if a white guy would have done that though???

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@CourtJester I don't rem,ember John Wayne doing that, other than that I don't have any idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Lil Donnie could be in deep trouble

CourtJester comments on Mar 25, 2022:

I’ve never understood why liberals think republicans like Russia. I assume it’s because Hilary told you so?

glennlab replies on Mar 28, 2022:

@CourtJester We've been through this before, you'll just say that it was doctored