That sums it up.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Welcome to my world.

Officially retire from Chrysler on December 31 but today is my last physical shift!!! 😁 Moving...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

You're going to love retirement, I wish I had been able to do it years earlier.

[tiktok.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Qanon meets QVC, best description yet.

Ok I found this humorous lol

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

A parent's nightmare.

Anyone remember Ben Franklin's? Yes, there is still one around but not for long. [bnd.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I thought that they had all gone the way of the five and dimes.

[tiktok.com] Teachers , amazing critters , most of them ♥️🙌♥️

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

So that's what little Johnnie would be like as a girl.

Trying to avoid multiple posts and make u laugh at same time b4 I get my lazy behind to walk the ...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

You had me rolling

A dog with a bandage walks into a saloon.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Look for the guy with bad eyesight that can't aim.

Should have gotten a frappuccino.

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Who knew that losing weight at this time of year required discipline?

In the Twitter mayhem

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It's always funnier when it happens to someone else. But Musk should take note of Ben Franklin's admonition to people arguing with newspaper owner/editors. Don't start an argument with someone that buys ink by the barrel .

Granny doesn't remember so well Jenny

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It will teach her to explain to people exactly what she means.

Hey, be nice here

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Funny now, but wait until later.

A redneck for the love of god

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Why? Just fucking, why?

Amazon reaches out to all sorts of customers. 😆

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It's almost like that is their business model. You don't have to be able to read, just click on the picture and click on buy it now, next day you're trying to figure out what is in that box on the porch.

I'll let myself out...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

It's an occupational hazard

Aren't you curious...

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

So they fucked around and found out?

[tiktok.com] All true 😂😂😂

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

Wish they had more.

Watching the World Cup Final this morning

glennlab comments on Dec 18, 2022:

I understand that all scholarship soccer players are required 3 years of theater arts.

I have been reading the dating profiles on Facebook.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

You don't buy a car unless you've driven it, and marriage is a hell of a bigger investment than a car.

Are you happy now?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Granny could have been a freak, too.

A secret hidden for 2,000 years

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

And they put him on the donkey's dinner table

I don't have a wife but, I'm sure she'd say...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

As long as you hear her when she says, Duck!

My sentiment exactly.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Tell her you have a back yard where she can get all she needs.

Your brilliant police dept.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

They're not to interested in working today.

Support Iranian Women

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

a little irreverent , but it applies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr3wH4u4xus

Safety first in the shower...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Just don't slip off your stool.

Saturday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Lazy Saturday.

Another Brokey-man card

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Lard man.

Ok, I got a Trump card cartoon of my own.

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

good ones again.

Yes dear...

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Love the subtle sign

The wine is always talking, you know?

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

You can just return that winter to sender, not needed.

I am not going

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

Could be a short cut you don't want.

More Brokey-Man Cards

glennlab comments on Dec 17, 2022:

I used to think the only taste he had was in his mouth, but then I saw what he eats.

I don't either

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

oh, snap!

Father Pat was visited last night

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

It means you're about to meet her.

An Iowa construction worker and QAnon follower has been sentenced to five years in prison for his ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

I bet he is sorry he didn't take a plea deal.

You should be happy every day

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Where's he buried?

You've got problems?

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

That's been a lifelong goal, pretty sure

Largest Manta Ray Population Discovered Off Coast of Ecuador: [treehugger.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Good news.

The Association got a lot of air play in the late 60s.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

I remember this one well, it came out about the same time as my aunts held a requiem mass for my father, His family was devout catholic and they had to get a dispensation from the Bishop since he had married outside the faith and had been denied last rites.

Got a hold of the extra special rare Trump NFT trading cards

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Good collection I'd only seen one before

A romantic story

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Twice as good as the founders who were only minute men.

Sweet little ball of fluff

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

because...cuteness.

Trump’s ‘Big Announcement’ - Just Another Grift for Money Earlier this week, Donald Trump ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Trump's trying for the trifecta of why criminal defense lawyers want their fees up front. 1. They expect their client to be found guilty and out of circulation for awhile. 2. The client is actually guilty and they expect to have to do a lot of work. 3. The lawyers feel that they might get stiffed.

The bubble bursting on the crypto currency is beneficial in a way, now I don't have to lie to the ...

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

Crypto scammers have a hard row to hoe around me.

At least he went to the support group meeting.

glennlab comments on Dec 16, 2022:

opps

Probably one of his better solicitors..

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

That lawyer better have several full time assistants.

You have not been normal....

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I've been sick.

Relationship clarity takes a little time.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

I think there is a tom in every corporate meeting, sometimes more than one.

This is not satire. He’s lost what was left of his damn mind. Grifters gotta grift

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

NFTs are so last year, always a day late and a dollar or $99 short if you fall for it.

Thursday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

He has his own dog rug to sleep on.

Follow the law.

glennlab comments on Dec 15, 2022:

Pretty sure that's not what they meant. But still legally correct.

When is Christmas over, people are too into this time of year, I wanna puke! 😫 ...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

The y were all good, but rectal grease had me laughing so hard I had to reach for my inhaler.

Fun morning of severe storms passing through with tornado warnings and tornadoes on the ground.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

I was at the VA during the storm, First time I have seen them scramble to change the TVs to a weather report. I was deep in the bowels of the building, so I wasn't concerned for my safety and there was nothing I could do anyway.

Naughty women can be fun though...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Such a dog

Looking for a new profile photo which one works the best?

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

I'm going to vote for reshoot.

Elon Musk Calls for the Prosecution of Anthony Fauci Over the weekend, Elon Musk took to his ...

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

Elon has become a world wide joke

Some people get better looking with age, but some never do.

glennlab comments on Dec 13, 2022:

You continue to make me laugh.

Has anyone seen the new friends feature on the Facebook dating?

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

No, how do you find it?

Christmas tree versus critters...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

good ones.

Some believe in reincarnation

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Knowing you'll stand no better chance of collecting it in this life than the last.

Wondering what orange hitler's pea-brain thinks about this!

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

He's probably calling him an ingrate and that he wouldn't be anyone if not for trump.

Canadian Things François Bellefeuille · 3d · Two Canadians die and end up in Hell.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

The Leafs are still in Canada, it's been so long since I heard about them I thought that they had moved to Phoenix.

First it was self-service gas stations then self checkout supermarkets ...what's next?

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

They need to give us our own break room and name tags if we're going to have to do their work for them for free.

In Moscow, a nun was standing on a corner waiting for a bus.

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Spicy!

Journey to the center of my mind

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Sorry Bill, I had to post it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdS2lWoxOM

Monday morning cuteness

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

My house, my porch, back off.

It’s coming….

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

simple and short.

Dos and don'ts in newspapers

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Layout people never think about the fold, only the full page.

I looked out of my living room window yesterday in horror I looked out of my living room window ...

glennlab comments on Dec 12, 2022:

Priorities.

[tiktok.com] George boy 🙄, how can u have grey hair yet not wisdom yet brother ? 🙄

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I don't want to play that game! EVER.

I know how to but...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

How did you know?

Been going on and on....

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I'd rather be comfy

[youtu.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

That is a tear jerker.

Have some Xmas cheer. [youtu.be] [youtu.be]

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Getting into the holiday spirit.

om nom nom [twitter.com]

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

That's what happens when you butter your corn with heavy cream.

Oink oink?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The Florida weather must be agreeable to him, he looks better than I've seen him in years.

I’m pretty sure this was only a Illinois based show, but I used to love watching it as a kid.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The was a lot of local kids programing at one time, it was cheaper than the syndicated shows and allowed for brand loyalty. Looks like a fun show.

One can hope.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Perfect poem. Merry Christmas.

Bah, humbug!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Whatever it takes.

Which one do you like?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I'll take the Van Gogh

American Christmas??

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

The war on Christmas is over, Amazon won.

Alexa screwed up again!

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Now you've got a starter kit.

This is something I want to try when the situation arises. LOL

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Well played.

Well, he got what he asked for...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

A little dry Scottish humor.

To me, this is more likely to happen to women…

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Get a kindle.

Have you been to Walmart lately?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

They claim that shoplifting is at an all time high, you think maybe the inexperienced checkout people have anything to do with that?

Have you been to Walmart lately?

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

They still haven't sent me my W2 for last year.

Kids - the best thing in the world

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Better than hiding behind a split rail fence

Men only want one thing

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

slippery slope.

I know this has been asked before, more or less, but I have someone praying for me, and I'd rather ...

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

I too have relatives that do the I'll pray for you. I thank them and accept that they don't know what else to do. If one of them asks directly for prayers and nothing else, I'll tell them I will. I tell myself I hope they get better and go on. I have done as much good as prayers would have done and no hurt feelings.

Kari Lake Files Another Lawsuit Claiming Election Fraud in Arizona.

glennlab comments on Dec 11, 2022:

Seems she didn't learn her lesson from being sanctioned once already, Judges are getting tired of this bullshit.

I wonder if the people who make Sharpie are going to tell him to knock that shit off.

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

He keeps it up and sharpie stock is going to drop faster than twitter.

A Congresswoman Cried Begging Colleagues to Vote Against a Same-Sex Marriage Bill

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I wanted to throw up when I first saw her fake tear show.

It's almost 2023. Who can believe we're still talking about this chud?

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

I love the job application one.

And that's the truth!

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Way more convoluted than that, but the general idea is right.

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past III

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past II

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

more past

It has been 3 years, I did not stock up, but my ex roommate hoarded it and I just used the last of ...

glennlab comments on Dec 10, 2022:

some past selection